Psychobitches (2013)

Actors

• Mark Gatiss (actor)
• Steve Pemberton (actor)
• Catherine Tate (actress)
• Jeremy Dyson (writer)
• Jeremy Dyson (director)

Genres

• Comedy

Sleepless in Silverlake (2011)

Actors

• Michael Q. Schmidt (actor)
• Keith Glen Schubert (actor)
• Jacob Vanorden (actor)
• David Wolf (actor)
• Trisha Paytas (actress)
• Thomas Bingham (producer)
• Siobhan Price (producer)
• Thomas Bingham (writer)
• Les Savy Fav (composer)
• Thomas Bingham (director)
• Nikki Kelly (miscellaneous crew)

Genres

• Comedy
• Music
• Short

Taglines:

There is magic
Heroes are ordinary people.

Fucking Different New York (2007)

Actors

• Dan Borden (actor)
• Matt Danger (actor)
• Earl Dax (actor)
• David Del Tredici (actor)
• F. Endara (actor)
• Ares Fortuna (actor)
• Elad Lassry (actor)
• I. Lundy (actor)
• Graciano Nunez (actor)
• Dom Pirales (actor)
• Marec Porebski (actor)
• Ray Warren (actor)
• Lui Antonius (actress)
• Deanna Gibson (actress)
• Dan Borden (actor)

Genres

• Drama

Condomania (1998)

Actors

• Stentarelli Christian (actor)
• Dario Malchiodi (actor)
• Alessandro Martini (actor)
• Margot Dasilva (writer)
• Mauro Giori (writer)
• Dario Malchiodi (writer)
• Alessandro Martini (writer)

Genres

• Short

Besuch bei Joan (1985)

Actors

• Cas Enklaar (actor)
• Trude Possehl (actress)
• Cas Enklaar (writer)
• Horst Königstein (writer)
• Roy Newquist (writer)
• Hans-Peter Ströer (composer)
• Cas Enklaar (director)
• Horst Königstein (director)

Genres

• Documentary
• Drama

Mommie Dearest (1981)

Actors

• Gary Allen (actor)
• Phillip R. Allen (actor)
• Xander Berkeley (actor)
• Ian Bruce (actor)
• Matthew Campion (actor)
• Howard Da Silva (actor)
• Jerry Douglas (actor)
• Brent Dunsford (actor)
• Joseph Dypwick (actor)
• Peter Eastman (actor)
• Michael Edwards (actor)
• Matthew Faison (actor)
• Steve Forrest (actor)
• Josh Gans (actor)
• Joe Abdullah (actor)

Genres

• Biography
• Drama

Taglines:

To my darling Christina, with love...Mommie Dearest
The meanest mother of them all...
Meet the biggest MOTHER of them all!
The greatest role of her life...was her life.
Faye Dunaway is Joan Crawford, a star...a legend...and a mother...The illusion of perfection.
One thing is certain: You'll never look at a wire hanger the same way again!

Quotes:

Adoption agency official: I'm afraid I have some difficult news for you, Miss Crawford. The agency has denied your application for adoption.::Joan Crawford: Why?::Adoption agency official: Well... you live alone. There are no other family members in the home. You have two previous divorces. You're a busy, active woman, and the candidate is found to be an unsuitable parent.::Joan Crawford: [suddenly enraged] UNSUITABLE?::Adoption agency official: Please, Miss Crawford!::Joan Crawford: Don't you dare judge me!::Adoption agency official: We have a moral and legal responsibility in this job.::Joan Crawford: Obviously you don't understand. What you're really doing is denying one of your children the opportunity to live a wonderful and advantaged life! How sad that is. Good afternoon.

Joan Crawford: [holding a potential script in her hands] It's not good!::Ted Gelber: Oh, you didn't like it?::Joan Crawford: No, it's NOT good!

Joan Crawford: Tear down that BITCH of a bearing wall and put a window where it OUGHT to be.

[addressing the men in the Pepsi boardroom]::Joan Crawford: Don't fuck with me fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo.

Carol Ann: [embracing Christina at Joan's funeral] Chris-*tina*! *Tina*!::Christina: Carol-Ann.::Carol Ann: My little Tina. She always loved you so very much, Christina.::Christina: I need to believe that. I need so much to be able to believe that now.::Carol Ann: She did.

Joan Crawford: [after an ugly fight] I didn't mean that, Greg. I didn't mean it.::Greg Savitt: Get up. There's no camera in here.::Joan Crawford: Greg, where ya goin'?::Greg Savitt: Where I belong. Out of here.::Joan Crawford: You belong here. I'm waitin' for ya.::Greg Savitt: Good night, Joan.::Joan Crawford: Please don't leave, because if you do, you'll never come back in again, no matter what you say, or ask, or do.::Greg Savitt: I'll always wish you well, Joan. And I'll only speak well of you.::Joan Crawford: Please don't go! Don't leave me here alone. Please.::Greg Savitt: If you're acting, you're wasting your time. If you're not, you're wasting mine.::Joan Crawford: I'm not actin'! I'm not actin'.::Greg Savitt: Good night. Good luck. Goodbye.

[Maid comments how well Christina's acting talent is coming along]::Joan Crawford: Well, something good had to rub off.

Joan Crawford: [Christina is practicing her diving while Joan urges her on] Well that's good, but you've got to push off more with your weight. Come on, let's see another one.::Greg Savitt: She's had enough, Joan.::Christina Crawford: But I'm tired, Mommie.::Joan Crawford: QUITTER?

Christina: There's a liquor store to the right.::Joan Crawford: I should've know you'd know where to find the boys and the booze.

Joan Crawford: Why can't you give me the respect that I'm entitled to? Why can't you treat me like I would be treated by any stranger on the street?::Christina: Because I am NOT one of your fans.

It's a Great Feeling (1949)

Actors

• Eugene Beday (actor)
• Al Billings (actor)
• Mel Blanc (actor)
• Paul Bradley (actor)
• David Butler (actor)
• Frank Cady (actor)
• George Calliga (actor)
• Jack Carson (actor)
• Robert Cherry (actor)
• Edward Clark (actor)
• Gary Cooper (actor)
• Michael Curtiz (actor)
• Marcel De la Brosse (actor)
• Sayre Dearing (actor)
• Irving Bacon (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Musical

Quotes:

Jack Carson: Should gave me a chance to be directed by Carson.::Dennis Morgan: Direct! You couldn't even teach Lassie to act like a dog!

Jack Carson: Believe me, Denis, I'll see to it that she is as good in this as Jane Wyman was in Johnny Belinda.::Dennis Morgan: She didn't even *talk* in that one!::Jack Carson: Well, you can't have *everything*.

[phone rings]::Jack Carson: Hey, maybe that's her... er, or sh-she. Not that I care.

Jack Carson: But Denis! Denis, you've got to help me find a leading lady. Look. We're pals! Buddies! When you first came to Hollywood, down on your luck, broke, didn't have what to eat, who gave you the first square meal?::Dennis Morgan: Salvation Army!::Jack Carson: Well, who phoned them?::Dennis Morgan: Who gave you the nickel?::Jack Carson: It was a slug!

Jack Carson: Hey Denis, I think you've got something there. I'll discover her. I'll put her in the picture. I'll direct her, and that beautiful little doll will be grateful to me! *Very* grateful.::Dennis Morgan: Oh, no. *I* will discover her. I'll play the love scenes with her. We'll rehearse at my house at night. And she will be very grateful to *me*.

Publicity man: Now, listen boys, send a couple of cameramen over to Pasadena. We want some cheesecake on Yvonne Amour. You know, 'I love America' with legs crossed.::Reporter: What do I tell them? They want a biography.::Publicity man: Yvonne Amour. Born in the shadow of the Eiffel tower.::Reporter: How to you know?::Publicity man: It's a big tower!::Publicity man: Her father. A colonel in the French Foreign Legion. Killed sixteen years ago in Northern Afghanistan. Let's see them check that!

Jack Carson: [after being slapped] What was that for?::Joan Crawford: Oh, I do that in all my pictures.

Hollywood Canteen (1944)

Actors

• Marvin Bailey (actor)
• Jack Benny (actor)
• Paul Brooks (actor)
• Joe E. Brown (actor)
• Dwight Butcher (actor)
• Eddie Cantor (actor)
• Jack Carson (actor)
• Carmen Cavallaro (actor)
• Dane Clark (actor)
• Jack Coffey (actor)
• Helmut Dantine (actor)
• John Dehner (actor)
• Jimmy Dorsey (actor)
• Ralph Dunn (actor)
• William Alcorn (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Musical
• Romance

Taglines:

62 Stars in Warners' Biggest Ever!
Songs Galore!

Quotes:

Jane Wyman: I've been Reagan-ized!

[after unintentionally scaring away a marine sergeant]::Peter Lorre: [sadly] All I wanted to ask him is to join me in a cigarette!::Sydney Greenstreet: He didn't trust us, Peter.::Peter Lorre: No... and we are such gentle people!::Sydney Greenstreet: ...Are we?::Peter Lorre: [Backs away, frightened]

The Autograph Hound (1939)

Actors

• Billy Bletcher (actor)
• Clarence Nash (actor)
• Sara Berner (actress)
• Sara Berner (actress)
• Sara Berner (actress)
• Sara Berner (actress)
• Sara Berner (actress)
• Sara Berner (actress)
• Walt Disney (producer)
• Harry Reeves (writer)
• Oliver Wallace (composer)
• Jack King (director)

Genres

• Animation
• Comedy
• Family
• Short

The Stolen Jools (1931)

Actors

• Richard Barthelmess (actor)
• Warner Baxter (actor)
• Matthew 'Stymie' Beard (actor)
• Wallace Beery (actor)
• El Brendel (actor)
• Joe E. Brown (actor)
• Charles Butterworth (actor)
• Norman 'Chubby' Chaney (actor)
• Maurice Chevalier (actor)
• Gary Cooper (actor)
• Richard Dix (actor)
• Pete the Dog (actor)
• Stuart Erwin (actor)
• Douglas Fairbanks Jr. (actor)
• Robert Ames (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Quotes:

Cisco Kid: I do not dance... in English!

Frank Fay: We know each other. We're married!

Wynne Gibson: I had a great time; I left before it [i.e. the ball] started.

Crawford, Joan Filmography

• Sanitarium
  2001, role: actress , character name: Harris' Secretary

Crawford, Joan Filmography

• Donne nel mito: Anna Magnani a Hollywood
  2013, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Frost on Interviews
  2012, role: actress , character name: Herself
• A Lazy Summer Afternoon with Mario Montez
  2012, role: writer
• Flappers, Speakeasies, and the Birth of Modern Culture
  2010, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Bettie Page Reveals All
  2009, role: actress , character name: Herself
• 1939: Hollywood's Greatest Year
  2009, role: actress
• Thou Shalt Not: Sex, Sin and Censorship in Pre-Code Hollywood
  2008, role: actress , character name: Various Roles
• Hush... Hush, Sweet Joan: The Making of Charlotte
  2008, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Tough Baby: Torch Song
  2008, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Blue Skies Beyond the Looking Glass
  2008, role: actress
• TV's Believe It or Not
  2008, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Gable and Crawford
  2008, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Spine Tingler! The William Castle Story
  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Why Be Good? Sexuality & Censorship in Early Cinema
  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The Brothers Warner
  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Brush with Life: The Art of Being Edward Biberman
  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Girl 27
  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Royal Wedding: June, Judy and Jane
  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Stardust: The Bette Davis Story
  2006, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The Damned Don't Cry: The Crawford Formula - Real and Reel
  2005, role: actress , character name: Ethel Whitehead
• Checking Out: Grand Hotel
  2004, role: actress , character name: Flaemmchen - the Stenographer
• Checking Out: Grand Hotel
  2004, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Ziegfeld Girl Intro
  2004, role: actress , character name: Crystal Allen
• Complicated Women
  2003, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Joan Crawford: The Ultimate Movie Star
  2002, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Battle-Axe: The Making of 'Strait-Jacket'
  2002, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Lon Chaney: A Thousand Faces
  2000, role: actress , character name: Herself
• ABC 2000: The Millennium
  1999, role: actress
• Warner Bros. 75th Anniversary: No Guts, No Glory
  1998, role: actress
• Universal Horror
  1998, role: actress
• Judy Garland's Hollywood
  1997, role: actress
• Joan Crawford: Always the Star
  1996, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The Casting Couch
  1995, role: actress
• The First 100 Years: A Celebration of American Movies
  1995, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Legends of Entertainment Video
  1995, role: actress , character name: Herself
• That's Entertainment! III
  1994, role: actress , character name: Performer in Clips from 'Hollywood Revue of 1929'
• That's Entertainment! III
  1994, role: actress , character name: 'Torch Song'
• The 65th Annual Academy Awards
  1993, role: actress , character name: Herself
• MGM: When the Lion Roars
  1992, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Going Hollywood: The War Years
  1988, role: actress
• That's Dancing!
  1985, role: actress , character name: Herself
• TV's Funniest Game Show Moments
  1984, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Going Hollywood: The '30s
  1984, role: actress
• Hollywood Out-takes and Rare Footage
  1983, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
  1982, role: actress , character name: Margaret
• The 50th Annual Academy Awards
  1978, role: actress , character name: Herself - Memorial Tribute
• That's Action
  1977, role: actress , character name: Herself
• That's Entertainment, Part II
  1976, role: actress , character name: Clips from 'Dancing Lady' & ' Strange Cargo'
• Easter Island
  1975, role: actress , character name: Herself - Narrator
• Brother Can You Spare a Dime
  1975, role: actress , character name: Herself

Famous quotes by Joan Crawford:

"Recently I heard a 'wise guy' story that I had a party at my home for twenty-five men. It's an interesting story, but I don't know twenty-five men I'd want to invite ta a party."

"You have to be self-reliant and strong to survive in this town. Otherwise you will be destroyed."

"I love playing bitches. There's a lot of bitch in every woman - a lot in every man."

"Women's Lib? Poor little things. They always look so unhappy. Have you noticed how bitter their faces are?"

"If you have an ounce of common sense and one good friend you don't need an analyst."

"I need sex for a clear complexion, but I'd rather do it for love."

"I have always known what I wanted, and that was beauty... in every form."

"Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell."

"I think the most important thing a woman can have - next to talent, of course - is her hairdresser."

"I never go outside unless I look like Joan Crawford the movie star. If you want to see the girl next door, go next door."

"It has been said that on screen I personified the American woman."

"Hollywood is like life, you face it with the sum total of your equipment."

"If you've earned a position, be proud of it. Don't hide it. I want to be recognized. When I hear people say, 'There's Joan Crawford!' I turn around and say, 'Hi! How are you!'"

"I, Joan Crawford, I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend."

"I think that the most important thing a woman can have - next to talent, of course - is her hairdresser."

"I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend!"

"I am just too much."

"I was born in front of a camera and really don't know anything else."

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Joan Crawford - Judy Garland
• Joan Crawford - Blue Öyster Cult
• I Never Knew Heaven Could Speak - Joan Crawford

Junkies down in Brooklyn are going crazy,
They're laughing just like hungry dogs in the street,
Policemen are hiding behind the skirts of little girls,
Their eyes have turned the color of frozen meat.
No, no no no, no no no no no no no no,
Joan Crawford has risen from the grave.
Joan Crawford has risen from the grave.
Catholic schoolgirls have thrown away their mascara,
They chain themselves to the axles of big Mack trucks,
The sky is filled with hurt and shivering angels,
The fat lady lives! Children, start your trucks!
No, no no no, no no no no no no no no,
Joan Crawford has risen from the grave.
Joan Crawford has risen from the grave.
Joan Crawford has risen from the grave.
Joan Crawford has risen from the grave.
Joan Crawford has risen from the grave.
Joan Crawford has risen from the grave.
Joan Crawford has risen from the grave.
Joan Crawford has risen from the grave.
Joan Crawford has risen from the grave
Joan Crawford has risen...