St. Trinian's (2007)

Actors

• Russell Brand (actor)
• Andrew Buckley (actor)
• Arthur Campbell (actor)
• Theo Cross (actor)
• Rupert Everett (actor)
• Rupert Everett (actor)
• Colin Firth (actor)
• Gabriel Fleary (actor)
• Stephen Fry (actor)
• Steve Furst (actor)
• Richard Glover (actor)
• Jody Halse (actor)
• Toby Jones (actor)
• Garry Marriott (actor)
• Jonathan Bailey (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

School Can Be A Riot.

Quotes:

Chelsea: [the earpieces Chelsea, Chloe and Peaches are using to help cheat during the quiz show are suddenly shut off, causing them to generate feedback right into the girls' ears] That hurt worse than a Brazilian wax.

Miss Fritton: Don't you think I make a remarkable queen?

Annabelle Fritton: Daddy, you can't expect me to stay here. It's like Hogwarts for Pikeys!

Miss Dickinson: With your girlish wiles and your minxy ways and now your criminal cunning, you know what you are?::Chelsea: A washed up slapper.

Tania, Tara: We've got double chemistry tommorrow, we'll work on the explosives then.

Flash Harry: I wanted to talk to you about the problems with the last batch.::Tania, Tara: Problems, Flash?::Flash Harry: The slightly bitter aftertaste, the people going blind after the second glass, that lady wot died...::Tania: She was old.::Tara: She could have gone at any time.::Flash Harry: She was thirty-eight.::Tania, Tara: Yeah?

[answering a fruit-based quiz question]::Matron: Papau.::Chelsea: Um...::Matron: Papau!::Chelsea: Um...!::Quiz host: I will have to hurry you, I'm afraid::Matron: PAPAU! PAPAU!::Chelsea: [tentatively] Is it... Pineapple?::Matron: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!::Quiz host: That is Correct!::Matron: [quietly] Oh.

Miss Fritton: [quietly] Snooty cow.::[realising Ms Bagstock heard her]::Miss Fritton: [shouting] Emily Snooty-Cow! DO remember to stretch! Good girl!::[confused looks from pitch]

Chelsea: Oh my god! You want us to steal Scarlett Johansson?

Tania: You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

Python Night: 30 Years of Monty Python (1999)

Actors

• John Cleese (actor)
• John Cleese (actor)
• John Cleese (actor)
• John Cleese (actor)
• John Cleese (actor)
• John Cleese (actor)
• Phil Collins (actor)
• Ronnie Corbett (actor)
• Ian Davidson (actor)
• David Frost (actor)
• Terry Gilliam (actor)
• Terry Gilliam (actor)
• Terry Gilliam (actor)
• Terry Gilliam (actor)
• Graham Chapman (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Documentary

Quotes:

[Four pepperpots have been asked what they would like to see on the BBC]::First pepperpot: I'd like to see that nice Michael Palet doing one of his travel programmes. You know when he says Hello, I'm Michael Palin and they say oh hello Michael how are you. And he says oh I'm very very well thank. What a nice hat you have. Would you like to come in and he says oh good idea and on and on and on.

Eric: Is Monty Python still alive? Well, technically, yes. He is on a wife support system in an old jokes' home in Surrey. When reached for tonight's tribute, he said, "Coo," then asked for a new bedpan. So the legendary wit has not gone with the passing of time... or his colon.

Eric: Well, John's obviously the cruel heartless bastard.::Doctor: [archive footage] Now I know some hospitals where you get the patients lying around in beds.::Eric: Michael's the sweet, slightly ineffective lower middle class one.::Silly Walker: [archive footage] I have a silly walk and I'd like to obtain a government grant to help me develop it.::Eric: Terry is the ratbag woman.::Ratbag Woman: [archive footage] [cackles with laughter]::Eric: and Gilliam is anything with unpleasant makeup jobs. [archive footage of Gilliam with a ferret through his head]

Eric: It's ridiculous, there's no sense to it at all. Why are the Vikings there? Why are they dressed as Vikings? Why are they singing love songs to pressed meat?

Eric: [about 'Sit on My Face'] Gracie would have loved my version I'm sure.

Michael Palin: [archive footage - debate in defence of Life of Brian] Yes, you started out with an open mind.

John Cleese: [archive footage - debate in defence of Life of Brian] 400 years ago we would have be burned for this film. Now I am suggesting we have made an advance.

Famous quotes by Stephen Fry:

"Estate agents. You can't live with them, you can't live with them. The first sign of these nasty purulent sores appeared round about 1894. With their jangling keys, nasty suits, revolting beards, moustaches and tinted spectacles, estate agents roam the land causing perturbation and despair. If you try and kill them, you're put in prison: if you try and talk to them, you vomit. There's only one thing worse than an estate agent but at least that can be safely lanced, drained and surgically dressed. Estate agents. Love them or loathe them, you'd be mad not to loathe them."

"When you've seen a nude infant doing a backward somersault you know why clothing exists."

"If I had a large amount of money I should found a hospital for those whose grip upon the world is so tenuous that they can be severely offended by words and phrases yet remain all unoffended by the injustice, violence and oppression that howls daily"

"I'm afraid I was very much the traditionalist. I went down on one knee and dictated a proposal which my secretary faxed over straight away."

"Many people would no more think of entering journalism than the sewage business - which at least does us all some good"

"It is a cliche that most cliches are true, but then like most cliches, that cliche is untrue"

"Christmas to a child is the first terrible proof that to travel hopefully is better than to arrive"

"I don't watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself."

"Stephen Fry on being gay: "My first words, as I was being born... I looked up at my mother and said, 'that's the last time I'm going up one of those.'""

"An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them."

"That one can love another of the same gender, that is what the homophobe really cannot stand."

"When you get just a complete sense of blackness or void ahead of you, that somehow the future looks an impossible place to be, and the direction you are going seems to have no purpose, there is this word despair which is a very awful thing to feel."

"I've never had any illusions about being a lead actor in films, because lead actors have to be of a certain kind. Apart from the beauty of looks and figure, which I cannot claim to have, there's just a particular kind of ordinary-Joe quality that a film star needs to have."

"It was extremely important to show that Wilde's sexuality was not just some intellectual idea. It was real, and it was about the human body. To just have mentioned it and not shown it would have been, I think, peculiar and wrong."

"No, I love the idea that someone changes. As an actor it's always the thing that you look for. He is someone who starts off bright, cheerful and confident and then has everything taken away from him. It's a wonderful journey to take."

"To be human and to be adult means constantly to be in the grip of opposing emotions, to have daily to reconcile apparently conflicting tensions. I want this, but need that. I cherish this, but I adore its opposite too."

"I feel I would love to close down for a number of years in some way and just be in the country making pork pies and chutneys and never have to poke my head out of the parapet."

"I've always had great respect for Paddington because he is amusingly English and eccentric. He is a great British institution and my generation grew up with the books and then Michael Horden's animations."

"Happiness is no respecter of persons."

"But happiness is no respecter of persons."

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Stephen Fry - Zeca Baleiro
• Reasons To Be Miserable - Stephen Fry

Por onde andará Stephen Fry
Por onde andará Stephen
Nínguem sabe do seu paradeiro
Nínguem sabe pra onde ele foi pra onde ele vai
Stephen may be feeling all alone
Stephen never do this again
Come back home
Se correr o bicho pega Stephen

Give his brain a pain
There is little that turns him on, Marvin's his name
He's a robot that's his lot, robot full of cares
He'd feel a little better if they broke him up for spares
But everything he has to do, he finds the world condemming
If he had his time again, he'd rather be a lemming.
Oh well,
He's just a menial robot.
They drive him crazy with their...
Marvin close the door
Isn't it enough to make you tidy up the floor
Spoils a robot's day.
Marvin when you're finished you can put yourself away
He's going to flip his lid because they treat him like a kid.
Robot naughty, robot bad, robot happy, robot sad,
Who's a clever robot lad, it's enough to drive you mad.
Robots are inhuman (x 2)
Human robots are in (x 2)
He gets no satisfaction
Why do they make him do their work
Rather be a vacuum cleaner
Sucking up the dirt, that'll be the day.
Pat him on the head
Think he would be keener just rust,
Just to rust his life away.
Feeling dull, dull, dull
Get dull
Feeling dull, dull, dull
Get dull
Dull
Get dull
Get dull
Get dull
Marvin close the door
Isn't it enough to make you tidy up the floor
Spoils a robot's day.
Marvin when you're finished you can put yourself away
He's going to flip his lid because they treat him like a kid.
Marvin close the door
Isn't it enough to make you tidy up the floor
Spoils a robot's day.
Marvin when you're finished you can put yourself away