The Royal Variety Performance (2013)

Actors

• Attraction (actor)
• Gary Barlow (actor)
• John Bishop (actor)
• Christopher Dean (actor)
• Nigel Harman (actor)
• Barry Humphries (actor)
• Olly Murs (actor)
• Prince Charles (actor)
• Robbie Williams (actor)
• Mary J. Blige (actress)
• Jessie J (actress)
• Helen Nash (actress)
• Camilla Parker-Bowles (actress)
• Jayne Torvill (actress)
• Fiona Clark (producer)

Genres

• Family

Camp Fred (2012)

Actors

• Tom Arnold (actor)
• Joey Bragg (actor)
• Luke Broadlick (actor)
• Charlie Carver (actor)
• John Cena (actor)
• Kenton Chen (actor)
• Nathan Clarkson (actor)
• Lucas Cruikshank (actor)
• Mason Cutler (actor)
• Romel De Silva (actor)
• Romel De Silva (actor)
• Chase Edmondson (actor)
• Dante Fernandez (actor)
• Bryan Forrest (actor)
• Philip Albuquerque (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

The Lady in Pink Show (2012)

Actors

• Jerry Franco (actor)
• Timothy Harris (actor)
• Ryan Hollis (actor)
• Raj Jawa (actor)
• Gage Maverik (actor)
• Megan McGavran (actor)
• Ryan Roque (actor)
• Finn Sanders (actor)
• Garren Stitt (actor)
• Curtis Whitehurst II (actor)
• Isaah Whitehurst (actor)
• Jonathan Woolsey (actor)
• Melissa Alex (actress)
• Star Don (actress)
• Robert Evans (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Taglines:

Think Pink!
Have A Positive Pink Day!

AZPO: Alex Zane Pops Out (2012)

Actors

• Terry Perkins (actor)
• Neill Sullivan (producer)
• Andy Wood (producer)
• Paul Young (director)
• James Midgley (editor)

Genres

• Comedy

In the Flow with Affion Crockett (2011)

Actors

• Ahmed Best (actor)
• Sage Brocklebank (actor)
• Jovan Clayton (actor)
• Lawrence Wayne Curry (actor)
• Kyle Dunnigan (actor)
• Steven Krueger (actor)
• Markiss McFadden (actor)
• Oliver W. Ottley III (actor)
• Damaine Radcliff (actor)
• Lauryn Speights (actor)
• Kenny Stevenson (actor)
• Erica Ash (actress)
• Dana DeLorenzo (actress)
• Paige Diaz (actress)
• Eric André (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Comedy

The Mental Health Project (2011)

Actors

• Daniel Brewerton (actor)
• Tony Chessman (actor)
• Matt Collins (actor)
• Andrew Donovan (actor)
• Scott Freeman (actor)
• Scott Freeman (actor)
• Bruce Hazleton (actor)
• Dermot Keaney (actor)
• Mike Lawrence (actor)
• Ian Nichols (actor)
• Collin Orbaum (actor)
• Collin Orbaum (actor)
• Jason Orbaum (actor)
• Christopher Russel (actor)
• Shaun Adeghaju (actor)

Genres

• Drama

The Women of SNL (2010)

Actors

• Fred Armisen (actor)
• Dan Aykroyd (actor)
• Dan Aykroyd (actor)
• Alec Baldwin (actor)
• Charles Barkley (actor)
• Josh Brolin (actor)
• Gabriel Byrne (actor)
• Chevy Chase (actor)
• Andy Cohen (actor)
• Snoop Dogg (actor)
• Jimmy Fallon (actor)
• Chris Farley (actor)
• Will Ferrell (actor)
• Will Ferrell (actor)
• Fred Armisen (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Quotes:

Tina Fey: Maybe what bothers me the most is that people say that Hillary is a bitch. And let me say something about that: Yeah, she is. Yeah. And so am I and so is this one. [Points to Amy Poehler]::Amy Poehler: Yeah, deal with it.::Tina Fey: You know what? Bitches get stuff done. That's why Catholic schools use nuns as teachers and not priests. Those nuns are mean old clams and they sleep on cots and they're allowed to hit you. And at the end of the school year, you hated those bitches, but you knew the capital of Vermont.::Amy Poehler: Yes.::Tina Fey: So, I'm saying it's not too late, Texas and Ohio! Get on board. Bitch is the new black!

[Alec Baldwin as The Cowboy enters the diner]::Brenda: Man! His type just makes me crazy! Shoot! Look at him - sitting on that stool like he's doing it a favor!

Susan Boyle's First Kiss (2009)

Actors

• Brian Jay Ecker (actor)
• Philip Hersh (actor)
• Cynthia Catania (actress)
• Florence Vinger (actress)
• Florence Vinger (producer)
• Florence Vinger (writer)
• Ahmed Best (director)
• Florence Vinger (director)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Die Bitch Die! (2006)

Actors

• Kenny Wade Marshall (actor)
• Ivan McClellan (actor)
• Brandon T. Snider (actor)
• Jacqueline Kabat (writer)
• Eric Trenkamp (director)
• Eric Trenkamp (editor)

Genres

• Crime
• Short

Saturday Night Live Weekend Update Halftime Special (2003)

Actors

• Dean Edwards (actor)
• Dean Edwards (actor)
• Jimmy Fallon (actor)
• Will Forte (actor)
• Will Forte (actor)
• Darrell Hammond (actor)
• Chris Kattan (actor)
• Chris Kattan (actor)
• Seth Meyers (actor)
• Seth Meyers (actor)
• Tracy Morgan (actor)
• Tracy Morgan (actor)
• Tracy Morgan (actor)
• Don Pardo (actor)
• Fred Armisen (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Cowell, Simon Filmography

• Wildlife SOS
  1997, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• Wildlife SOS
  1997, role: producer
• Wildlife SOS
  1997, role: writer

Cowell, Simon Filmography

• One Direction: This Is Us
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• One Direction: This Is Us
  2013, role: producer
• National Television Awards
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• From the Bottom to the Top
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• One Chance
  2013, role: producer
• One Chance
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• One Direction: All for One
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The X Factor Digital Experience
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The National Television Awards 2011
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• X Factor World Premiere Preview
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Stu Plus Who?
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The X Factor Digital Experience
  2011, role: producer
• 50 Years of Bad Sex
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Matt Cardle: Into the Light
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The X Factor Digital Experience
  2011, role: writer
• Susan Boyle: An Unlikely Superstar
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Simpsons: Celebrity Friends
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Star Struck
  2010, role: producer
• The Simpsons: Access All Areas
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Simpsons: Mischief & Mayhem
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The British Academy Television Awards
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Almost Famous III
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Pride of Britain Awards 2010
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Coronation Street: The Big 50
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• X Factor
  2010, role: writer
• National Television Awards
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 37th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The National Television Awards Backstage Live
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• A Night of Heroes: The Sun Military Awards
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Cheryl Cole's Night In
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 2009 Game Show Awards
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Variety Club Showbiz Awards 2009
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself - Daily Mirror Best British TV Judge Awardee
• Ant & Dec's Christmas Show
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Comic Relief 2009
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Almost Famous II
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 10th Annual Family Entertainment Awards
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Sport Relief: The Apprentice
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Backstage Exclusive at the National Television Awards
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Russell & Ross: What the F*** Was All That About?
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The National Television Awards 2008
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Weird World of Louis Theroux
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Happy Birthday Elton! From Madison Square Garden, New York
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Talent
  2007, role: writer
• Britain's Got Talent
  2007, role: writer
• Australia's Got Talent
  2007, role: writer
• The Royal Variety Performance 2007
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Entertainment Weekly & TV Land Present: The 50 Greatest TV Icons
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Concert for Diana
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• Comic Relief: The Apprentice
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Big Fat Quiz of the Year
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself

Famous quotes by Simon Cowell:

"I think you have to judge everything based on your personal taste. And if that means being critical, so be it. I hate political correctness. I absolutely loathe it."

"If I said to most of the people who auditioned, 'Good job, awesome, well done,' it would have made me actually look and feel ridiculous. It's quite obvious most of the people who turned up for this audition were hopeless."

"The end of the animal trade would leave more time to trap or beat to death pop star wannabes."

"Why are you having a normal conversation with him? This is a dairy farmer dressed as a woman."

"You've got quite a good voice, the problem I have is this looks to me like 10 years ago."

"You are a saucy little thing aren't you?"

"If you've got a big mouth and you're controversial, you're going to get attention."

"I think he knows how to articulate something that people are entertained by and still be true to the message he's trying to send, ... very aware of himself."

"But not one that's scary."

"If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning."

"My attitude is, if someone's going to criticize me, tell me to my face."

"Not everybody is perfect, and I don't think we should be looking for perfect people."

"If we had to choose one American Idol to go out to dinner with, it would be Fantasia. There are no airs and graces about her... I like her."

"I do a couple of hundred press-ups a day but I haven't been to a gym in years."

"We have hated the French for years. Now you have just joined the club. It makes you much more likable."

"I've spent hundreds of thousands of pounds on the very best security and I can assure you my homes are as safe as the Bank of England."

"Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator."

"I have always hated celebrities lecturing people on politics. So forgive me. But I am passionate about this country. I am equally passionate about the potential of the people who live here."

"Whether they run a record company or a grocery store, every boss will tell you you're in big trouble if you're borrowing more than you can ever afford to pay back. Delaying the pain for future generations is suicidal. We've got to start getting the deficit down right now, not next year."

"I met someone the other night who's 28 years old, and he hasn't worked a day since he left college because he's pursuing a dream he'll never, ever realize: He thinks he's a great singer. Actually, he's crap."