Turn Left at Pennsylvania Avenue (2008)

Actors

• Bill Armstrong (actor)
• Rob Bates (actor)
• Burt Brooks (actor)
• Nick Cobb (actor)
• William Dean (actor)
• William Duvall Smith (actor)
• Charlie Esser (actor)
• Ben Fuglaar (actor)
• Verne Harris (actor)
• Michael Hayne (actor)
• Nicklaus Jones (actor)
• Ron Kidd (actor)
• Robert Marlowe (actor)
• Jay McCarey (actor)
• Alex Adams (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Sideline Secrets (2008)

Actors

• Ryan Bauer (actor)
• Ryan Bauer (actor)
• J.N. Berg (actor)
• Rick Bolander (actor)
• Brian Joey Conway (actor)
• A.J. Domianus (actor)
• Mike Domianus (actor)
• Phillip Doyan (actor)
• Chase Fleming (actor)
• Ricky Godirez (actor)
• Evan Gregory (actor)
• Michael Haboush (actor)
• Curtis Ray Husted (actor)
• Bob Jenson (actor)
• Brandon Alexander III (actor)

Genres

• Drama
• Mystery
• Romance

Taglines:

For every truth in life there is an even darker secret...

Quotes:

Jenna: ...and how come you never get to see the guy's dick?

Devon Tyler: Are you sure you don't want to stay in tonight? There's an erotic movie on Skin-a-max!

Brian: I've got a secret... I love you!

Waitress: Why must all the hot guys always be gay?

Clitarissa Pink: Honey, I'm a man with his balls tucked into his asshole, not a telephone directory.

Clitarissa Pink: [breaks up fight] Woah, woah, woah, woah. What's going on here? [to fat bar patron] Nu-huh, I done told you to get yo fat ass outta here. Go on, bitch! Just because you can't find yo penis, doesn't mean anybody wants to help you!

Clitarissa Pink: What in the hell is going on here? [sees men with gun] Oh! [faints]

Clitarissa Pink: You know what Javier? You weren't there! You were never there when I needed you so why don't you just mix up your little drinks with your tank and your hair and SHUT THE FUCK UP! Glorified water boy...

Dr. Kirk Tyler: [Pointing his gun at the crooked cop] Double cross-dressing f**k!

Donna Tyler: [Mom's voice-over of the letter Devon finds on waking] The next time you decide to sleep in the nude, two words... Lock the Door.

Saturday Night Live 25 (1999)

Actors

• Tom Arnold (actor)
• Dan Aykroyd (actor)
• Dan Aykroyd (actor)
• Kevin Bacon (actor)
• Alec Baldwin (actor)
• Alec Baldwin (actor)
• Saturday Night Live Band (actor)
• Beastie Boys (actor)
• John Belushi (actor)
• John Belushi (actor)
• Steve Bilich (actor)
• Julian Bond (actor)
• Barry Bostwick (actor)
• David Bowie (actor)
• Ben Affleck (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Documentary
• Music

Quotes:

Garth Brooks: I gotta ask you, man, what do you do with all the Oscars?::Tom Hanks: I get that question all the time. I have one on my book shelf next to a picture of my children, I have one in the bathroom just to keep me humble, and I have a line of them in the back of the garage so that when I pull in, they reflect and I don't bump into the wall.

Jon Lovitz: Tom! You are one of the greatest hosts of all time so I was wondering [hopefully] who your favorite cast member that you every got to work with?::Tom Hanks: Well that's a tough one but I'd have to say Will Ferell. That guy is gonna make it. Very talented.

Chris Rock: Welcome to the show. I'm out here because somebody had to do it and I guess they felt I was the best guy for it. Saturday Night Live, 25 years on the air and four funny. I mean who we kidding? Come on, as I look around this room I see the star power, the comedic genius, I'm looking at some of the most overrated people in the history of comedy. Some of the worst movies ever made were made by people in this room. Thank God we're going to do what we all do best: television.

Christopher Walken: I want to know how much of the show is scripted and how much crazy make'em up: you know, addlibs, improvs.::Tom Hanks: A legidiment question. Contrary to popular belief, the show is not improvised, SNL has a great staff of writers that craft every line of the show.::Christopher Walken: When I host, I say whatever I want. I free associate and I make up the skits and things like that and people seem to enjoy it.

Jon Lovitz: Hey Tom! If you like Will Ferrell so much why don't you marry him?::Tom Hanks: Oh come on, Jon, what do you want me to do? You want me to lie and say Jon Lovitz is my favorite cast member?::Jon Lovitz: He said it! He said it! Yes! Did you hear him? Jon Lovitz is his favorite cast member! And we're best friends!

[On Celebrity Jeopardy]::Alex Trebek: Mr. Connery, why don't you pick?::Sean Connery: Looks like this is my lucky day. I'll take The Rapists for 800.::Alex Trebek: That's Therapists! Therapists, not the Rapists.

Jane Curtin: From now on, try to do your best okay?::Emily Lattella: Oh yes, dear, and I'm very, very sorry and I promise from now on I will do my best.::Jane Curtin: See that you do.::Emily Lattella: Bitch.

[Remembering John Belushi]::Laraine Newman: Some people think that John Belushi is this Tasmanian beast blowing through life like a hurricane.::Dan Aykroyd: And he was.::Laraine Newman: But he could be so sweet too. He once gave me this marshmallow tin and after I moved to LA, John showed up unexpectidly one night and gave me this very hard to find Johnny Taylor Blues '45 because he remembered that I loved it years ago.::Dan Aykroyd: That was mine.

Cheri Oteri: Gilda Radner was every young girl's comedy idol.::Molly Shannon: Watching Gilda taught us the three most important things about comedy: if you're gonna bang into a wall, you gotta do it like you mean it.::Cheri Oteri: Yeah don't worry about looking geeky because you can look pretty later at the party.::Molly Shannon: Right, and don't ever be afraid to let people see your under pants.

Mike Myers: Dr. Evil is nothing like you.::Lorne Michaels: Good. [to Verne Troyer] Mini-Lorne Michaels, you hungry? Would you like a Hot Pocket? Can I get a frickin' Hot Pocket around here?

Banderas, Antonio Filmography

• SpongeBob SquarePants 2
  2015, role: actor
• The Expendables 3
  2014, role: actor , character name: Rapido
• Akil
  2014, role: director
• Autómata
  2014, role: producer
• Akil
  2014, role: producer
• Knight of Cups
  2014, role: actor
• Autómata
  2014, role: actor , character name: Jacq Vaucan
• Akil
  2014, role: writer
• 33 días
  2014, role: actor , character name: Pablo Picasso
• The 33
  2014, role: actor , character name: Mario Sepulveda
• Justin and the Knights of Valour
  2013, role: actor , character name: Sir Clorex
• Machete Kills
  2013, role: actor , character name: El Camaleón 4
• Justin and the Knights of Valour
  2013, role: producer
• Los amantes pasajeros
  2013, role: actor , character name: León
• Los Goya 26 edición
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself - Nominee: Best Actor
• Puss in Boots: The Three Diablos
  2012, role: actor , character name: Puss in Boots
• 10th Annual VES Awards
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 69th Annual Golden Globe Awards
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter: Best TV Series - Comedy or Musical
• Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards 2012
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself - Nominee: Favorite Voice from an Animated Movie
• The 84th Annual Academy Awards
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself - Audience Member
• Ruby Sparks
  2012, role: actor , character name: Mort
• TV Festival Du Cannes 2011
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Haywire
  2011, role: actor , character name: Rodrigo
• Shrek: Once Upon a Time
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Puss in Boots
  2011, role: actor , character name: Puss in Boots
• A la recherche des Mangeurs de Morts
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 2011 ALMA Awards
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 59 Festival de Cine de San Sebastián - Gala de clausura
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter: Audience Award
• Una historia de Zinemaldia
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Black Gold
  2011, role: actor , character name: Emir Nesib
• La piel que habito
  2011, role: actor , character name: Robert Ledgard
• You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger
  2010, role: actor , character name: Greg
• Donkey's Christmas Shrektacular
  2010, role: actor , character name: Puss in Boots
• Día roto
  2010, role: producer
• The 82nd Annual Academy Awards
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself - Audience Member
• The 64th Annual Tony Awards
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter: Best Direction of a Play & Musical
• Shrek Forever After
  2010, role: actor , character name: Puss in Boots
• Shrek Forever After: The Animators Corner
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• La noche de los Oscar
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 24th Annual Genesis Awards
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Spanish Hollywood
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Big Bang
  2010, role: actor , character name: Ned Cruz
• Scared Shrekless
  2010, role: actor , character name: Puss in Boots
• 53 premis Sant Jordi de cinematografia
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Thick as Thieves
  2009, role: actor , character name: Gabriel Martin
• Lovers, Liars and Thieves
  2009, role: actor
• Fellini Black & White
  2009, role: actor , character name: Federico Felini
• Conquistador
  2009, role: actor , character name: Hernan Cortes
• Los mejores momentos de 'Sé lo que hicisteis'
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Aliens in the Attic
  2009, role: actor , character name: Zorro

Famous quotes by Antonio Banderas:

"Sorry. I thought that question was directed at me."

"Pray for mercy from Puss...in Boots"

"Hey, boss. Let's shave him."

"Please, no, por favor, por favor, please no, I implore you. I was doing it for my family! My mother she's sick and my father he lives off the garbage. The king offered me much money and I have a little brother..."

"Is it a man walking on the beach, winking at the girls and looking for going to bed? Is it someone who wears a lot of gold chains and rings and sits at the bar? Because this is not me! I am very, very Latin, but not so much lover."

"I hate Mondays."

"You still look like an ass to me!"

"Whatever happens... I must not... cry..."

"If you call a cat, he may not come. Which doesn't happen with dogs. They're different types of animals. Cats are very sexy I think too in the way they move."

"I must hold on before I too go mad."

"I have a fantastic studio in my home, and it's my biggest toy. I have about a half a million dollars worth of musical equipment in my house."

"I remember in 'Law of Desire,' where I played a homosexual, that people were more upset that I kissed a man on the mouth than I killed a man. It's interesting to see how people can pardon you for murdering a man, but they can't pardon you for kissing one."

"If bad things are going to be said about me, I have to bear that. If I don't understand that it's part of being in show business, then I'd better go work in a bank."

"I am lucky, that is all. Lucky because there are a lot of people - producers, directors, people who buy tickets - who put confidence in me."

"I don't like to over-intellectualize scenes that are working. I tend to think when you do that you may lose it."

"I divide my time badly."

"I completely take on the risk, the poker game, which being an artist means, and I'm going to try to make a film which honestly reflects what I have in my head."

"I'm still a promising actor. It's better to be climbing even if you have a lot of falls than to be descending. Maybe that's kept me young. I haven't gotten to any peak yet."

"The only time you actually are a spectator of your own work is the day you read the script."

"Whatever happens in my life from now on, I know the day I finally die - the final act of my script - people will always make references to the work I've done with Almodovar."