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• Jamie Marsh
• Kevin Spacey
• Martha Coolidge
• Mercedes Ruehl
• Mike Damus
• Neil Simon
• Richard Dreyfuss

Lost in Yonkers (1993)

Genres

• Comedy
• Drama

Taglines:

Quotes:

Johnny: I wanna join the Army.::Aunt Bella: The Army? *Our* Army?::Johnny: Yeah! But they wouldn't take me. I couldn't pass the, the - hatever they give you I couldn't pass.

Aunt Bella: Do ya, do you know what color my eyes are, Johnny?::Johnny: No, what?::Aunt Bella: You're lookin' right at 'em.::Johnny: Oh, uh. I'm a little color blind.::Aunt Bella: You have beautiful eyes.::Johnny: Naw. Men don't have beautiful eyes.::Aunt Bella: Oh, yes, they do. Don't tell me. Wanta kiss me?::Johnny: Yeah. Yeah I do, I really would.::Aunt Bella: Then, kiss me.::Johnny: I will.::Aunt Bella: I mean now. Today... sometime today, Okay? We've done it before, you know. You gonna put your arms around me or not?::Johnny: Don't tell me how to do it, I know how to do it.::Aunt Bella: Then, do it, don't say you're gonna do it.::Johnny: I said,"Okay".::Aunt Bella: [they start to kiss gently, then fall to the ground and Johnny becomes more forceful] Okay, that's enough. Johnny, I can't breathe. Okay, Johnny, I have to breathe! Okay, that's enough for today. [breaking off] Woo! I don't know why they wouldn't take you in the Army!

Jay: Where would someone like Grandma hide her money?::Arty: You're not thinking of stealing it, are you?::Jay: No, but what if we just borrowed it? I'd just love to send Pop an envelope with $9,000.::Arty: Who would he think sent it to him... God?::Jay: No. He had an uncle in Poland who died. We can say he left the money to Pop in his will.::Arty: Jay, do you think the Germans would let some Jew in Poland send $9,000 to some Jew in Alabama?

Jay: [after his Aunt Bella randomly charges out of the house in tears] See why I don't like to come here too often?

Aunt Bella: You guys have to promise not to tell grandma! Jay?::Jay: I promise.::Aunt Bella: Arty?::Arty: She and I have very short conversations.

Jay: [impersonating his Aunt Gert] Well, hello Jay. How are you? How's your father, and [sucking in as he speaks] *how's your little brother Arty?*

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