Red Hook (2012)

Actors

• Jerry Adler (actor)
• Danny Boushebel (actor)
• Bern Cohen (actor)
• William Goulet Kean (actor)
• Anthony Perullo (actor)
• Stephen Stapinski (actor)
• Larry Banks (producer)
• Norman Steinberg (producer)
• Amber Yoder (producer)
• Brandon Beck (writer)
• Adelaide Blache (writer)
• Angel Martí Castillo (writer)
• Julie Christie (writer)
• Kristine Ekman (writer)
• Zach Holdren (writer)

Genres

• Drama

Snatched (2011)

Actors

• Garrett Allain (actor)
• Matthew Arkin (actor)
• Doug Austin (actor)
• Ernest Borgnine (actor)
• Marcus Lyle Brown (actor)
• Edrick Browne (actor)
• Trey Burvant (actor)
• Andy Carrigan (actor)
• J. Omar Castro (actor)
• T.J. Craig (actor)
• Bert Donnes (actor)
• James DuMont (actor)
• Ryan Martin Dwyer (actor)
• Jake Eccles (actor)
• Ray Abruzzo (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Open House (2011)

Actors

• Madison Arnold (actor)
• Peter Van Hyning (actor)
• Alice Drummond (actress)
• Andrew Goldman (producer)
• Nick Paley (writer)
• Andrew Paley (composer)
• Nick Paley (director)
• Nick Paley (editor)

Genres

• Drama
• Family
• Short

The Horror Vault 3 (2010)

Actors

• André Babikian (actor)
• Jonathan Baker (actor)
• James Barclay (actor)
• Thomas Biehl (actor)
• Delbert Briones (actor)
• Christopher Davies (actor)
• Christopher Davies (actor)
• Yazid Eid (actor)
• Yazid Eid (actor)
• Don Fuller (actor)
• Carlos Gonzales (actor)
• Craig Hamblyn (actor)
• David C. Hayes (actor)
• Leslie Hinge (actor)
• Rusty Apper (actor)

Genres

• Horror

Taglines:

Third's a charm..

Waking Up in Astoria (2009)

Actors

• Michael Adzjavic (actor)
• Steve Arons (actor)
• Robert Azzinari (actor)
• Danyon Davis (actor)
• Anthony Hernandez (actor)
• Juan Carlos Hernández (actor)
• Orlando Pabotoy (actor)
• Matthew Pusic (actor)
• Anwar Sadiq (actor)
• James Woomer (actor)
• Ann Chandler (actress)
• Janey Delaney (actress)
• Adria K. Hernandez (actress)
• Linda Hetrick (actress)
• Tara Petruzelli (actress)

Genres

• Drama

The Shadow of Evil (2008)

Actors

• Karl Antony (actor)
• Gino Giovanni (actor)
• Eli Kramer (actor)
• Quinne Brown (actress)
• Jinnifer Jacobs (actress)
• Brandon Hamilton (producer)
• Greg Martin Lynn (producer)
• Brandon Hamilton (writer)
• Greg Martin Lynn (writer)
• Greg Martin Lynn (director)
• Brandon Hamilton (editor)
• Greg Martin Lynn (editor)

Genres

• Short
• Thriller

Niort-Aubagne (2007)

Actors

• Stéphane Algoud (actor)
• Pierre Renverseau (actor)
• Fabrizio Rongione (actor)
• Christophe Salengro (actor)
• Samuel Chauvin (producer)
• Pierre Renverseau (writer)
• Joël Grizeau (composer)
• Pierre Renverseau (director)
• François Bertrand (editor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Fast Friends (1979)

Actors

• Roscoe Born (actor)
• Lonnie Bradford (actor)
• Moe Di Sesso (actor)
• Tom Hallick (actor)
• Mitch Hara (actor)
• Joseph Hardin (actor)
• J.D. Hinton (actor)
• Joel Lawrence (actor)
• David Letterman (actor)
• Russ Marin (actor)
• Michael Parks (actor)
• Michael Payne (actor)
• Meeno Peluce (actor)
• Pat Proft (actor)
• Jed Allan (actor)

Genres

• Drama

Act of Vengeance (1974)

Actors

• Stanley Adams (actor)
• Peter Brown (actor)
• Dennis Cross (actor)
• Ross Elliott (actor)
• Jay Fletcher (actor)
• Guy Hemric (actor)
• Steve Kanaly (actor)
• James Kingsley (actor)
• Fred Lerner (actor)
• Troy Melton (actor)
• John Pickard (actor)
• Hank Rolike (actor)
• Marc Seaton (actor)
• Clint Young (actor)
• Stanley Adams (actor)

Genres

• Crime
• Drama
• Horror
• Thriller

Taglines:

The Story of The Rape Squad! They all had one thing in common. They had been violated in the same savage way... Now They're Out to Get Even!
These women all had one thing in common, they had each been violated in the same savage way. When they looked for justice it wasn't there so they took the law into their own hands and made the revenge fit the crime!
There's a dirty word for what happened to this girl... ...And there's a worse word for what she and her girlfriends are going to do to get even!
Let the Revenge Fit the Crime!

Quotes:

Linda: How do you feel about forming a rape squad?::Nancy: What do we do?::Linda: We do what hundreds of women all over the country are doing. Look, there's an article about it right here!

Woman in Nude Spa: Excuse me, I overheard you talking about your group and I have a question- a couple months ago I was attacked...::Linda: Raped!::[woman in nude spa smiles vacantly and nods]

Fate Is the Hunter (1964)

Actors

• Robert Adler (actor)
• François André (actor)
• Tony Barr (actor)
• David Bedell (actor)
• Jim Boles (actor)
• Rusty Burrell (actor)
• Dort Clark (actor)
• Wally Cox (actor)
• Kem Dibbs (actor)
• George Dockstader (actor)
• Robert Duggan (actor)
• Kort Falkenberg (actor)
• Glenn Ford (actor)
• Peter Ford (actor)
• Stanley Adams (actor)

Genres

• Drama

Taglines:

You have a date with fate!
He played with death to prove a theory

Berni Filmography

• Azaïs
  1932, role: actor , character name: Le roi de Moldavie

Berni Filmography

• Jaros
  1970, role: actor , character name: Tina

Bernie Filmography

• Still Insatiable
  1999, role: actor , character name: Nightclub Extra

Bernie

Cast

• Bernie Winters
• Valerie Minifie
• Anthony Sharp
• Keith James
• Gerald Case
• John Quayle
• Tim Barrett
• Norman Bird
• Will Stampe
• John Barron
• Cass Allen
• Raymond Mason
• Bob Todd
• John D. Collins
• Bill Pertwee
• James Cossins
• June Whitfield
• Josephine Tewson
• Alan Davidson
• Michael Stainton
• Merdelle Jordine
• Helen Horton
• Hugh Paddick
• Ivor Salter
• Patrick Mower

• Season 1
• Episode 1: (#1.1)
  UK:23 October 1978...
• Episode 2: (#1.2)
  UK:30 October 1978...
• Episode 3: (#1.3)
  UK:6 November 1978...
• Episode 4: (#1.4)
  UK:20 November 1978...
• Episode 5: (#1.5)
  RAT:1.33 : 1...
• Episode 6: (#1.6)
  UK:4 December 1978...
• Episode 7: (#1.7)
  UK:11 December 1978...
• Episode 8: The Best of Bernie
  UK:18 December 1978...
• Season 2
• Episode 1: (#2.1)
  UK:10 January 1980...
• Episode 2: (#2.2)
  UK:17 January 1980...
• Episode 3: (#2.3)
  UK:24 January 1980...
• Episode 4: (#2.4)
  UK:31 January 1980...
• Episode 5: (#2.5)
  UK:7 February 1980...
• Episode 6: (#2.6)
  UK:14 February 1980...

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Bernie - Failure
• Bernie - Jon Spencer Blues Explosion
• Bernie - Benny Hill

Blowing fire through
The hillside
Pelting wings stuck
To quicklime
Smashing nobody's
Headlights
Nothing tells us
We're alive
Bernie's got the way to
Feel good times
She lives on the way to
The park
All we've got to do is
Just drop by
We don't have to wait
Until dark
Screaming tires through
The sunshine
Told the cripple he
Looks blind
Caught the rats in
The manhole
Beat them all the way

Hey diddle diddle
Pussy eat the fiddle
Lick my curds and whey
Along come big daddy
Oh baby, I just got one thing to say
[Come on]
Come on
[Come on, yeah, yeah]
Come on, come on
You gotta slow down
Slow it down baby
They can't handle it
You might have the girls talkin' here I don't know
You're tryin' to do too much right now
You're gonna do it break down
Hey yeah
[Come on]
Come on
[Come on]
Come on, yeah
[Come on, yeah, yeah, greasy, come on]
Come on, come on
I'm gonna back up
I drive a white range rover
I got thirty six flavors
I won't hold you to that
Come on
[You greasy cracker ass,
You greasy cracker ass,
You greasy cracker ass,
You greasy cracker ass,]
You greasy cracker ass,
You greasy cracker ass,]
[Greasy]
[Greasy]
[Greasy]
I feel you, come on

You could hear the hoof beats pound
As they raced across the ground
And the clatter of the wheels
As they spun round and round
And he galloped into Market Street
His badge upon his chest
His name was Ernie
And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west
Now Ernie loved a widow
A lady known as Sue
She lived all alone in Linley Lane
At number twenty two
They said she was too good for him
She was haughty, proud and chic
But Ernie got his cocoa there
Three times every week
They called him Ernie (Ernie)
And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west
She said she'd like to bathe in milk
He said alright sweetheart
And when he finished work one night
He loaded up the cart
He said you wanted pasturised
Coz pasturised is best
She says Ernie I'll be happy
If it comes up to me chest
And that tickled old Ernie (Ernie)
And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west
Now Ernie had a rival
An evil looking man
Called Two Ton Ted from Teddington
And he drove the baker's van
He tempted her with his treacle tarts
And his tasty wholemeal bread
And when she saw the size
Of his hot meat pies
It very near turned her head
She nearly swooned at his macaroon
And he said now if you treat me right
You'll have hot rolls evry morning
And crumpets every night
He knew once she'd sampled his layer cake
He'd have his wicked way
And all Ernie had to offer
Was a pint of milk a day
Poor Ernie (Ernie)
And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west
One lunchtime Ted saw Ernie's horse and cart outside her door
It drove him mad to find it was still there at half past four
And as he leaped down from of his van
Hot blood through his veins did course
And he went across to Ernie's cart
And he didnarf kick his horse
Who's name was Trigger (Trigger)
And he pulled the fastest milkcart in the west
Now Ernie rushed out into the street
His goldtop in his hand
He said if you want to marry Susie
You'll fight for her like a man
Oh why don't we play cards for her
He sneeringly replied
And just to make it interesting
We'll have a shilling on the side
Now Ernie dragged him from his van
And beneath the blazing sun
They stood there face to face
And Ted went for his bun
But Ernie was to quick
Things didn't go the way Ted planned
And a strawberry flavoured youghurt
Sent it spinning from his hand
Now Sue she ran between them
And tried to keep them apart
And Ernie pushed her aside
And a rock cake caught him underneath his heart
And he looked up in pained surprise
As the concrete hardened crust
Of a stale pork pie caught him in the eye
And Ernie bit the dust
Poor Ernie (Ernie)
And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west
Ernie was only fifty-two, he didn't want to die
Now he's gone to make deliveries
In that milkround in the sky
Where the customers are angels
And ferocious dogs are banned
And a milkman's life is full of fun
In that fairy dairy land
But a woman's needs are many fold
And Sue she married Ted
But strange things happened on their wedding night
As they lay in their bed
Was that the trees a rustling
Or the hinges of the gate
Or Ernie's ghostly goldtop a rattling in their crate
They won't forget Ernie (Ernie)