Sketch (2010)

Actors

• Ian Day (actor)
• Juan Delgado (actor)
• Tyler Fraser (actor)
• Derek Hovinga (actor)
• Andrew Phung (actor)
• Scott Townend (actor)
• Samantha Deutscher (actress)
• Jeffrey D'Silva (producer)
• Ian Day (producer)
• Juan Delgado (producer)
• Tyler Fraser (producer)
• Derek Hovinga (producer)
• Felix Oltean (producer)
• Andrew Phung (producer)
• Jeffrey D'Silva (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Thomas, Ian Filmography

• Butchers Blossom
  2009, role: actor , character name: Villager

Thomas, Ian Filmography

• Miracle
  2011, role: actor , character name: Mike

Famous quotes by Ian Thomas:

"You assemble a very large site, then you put all the box stores on the outside and in the middle you create this main street lifestyle village with parallel or diagonal parking. One of the tricks is to make it look like it was built over time so it's part of an organic market rather than just building it in one fell swoop with everything looking the same."

"Under a code share relationship, it's very much a commercial relationship that allows the carriers to operate independently, even though they might be sharing seats on the same aircraft."

"We have always known Jack had nothing to answer for . . . we thank the jury and the acquittal has been a significant victory."

"This segment, which is focused on the business class and people who don't want to stop three or four times during a flight, promises high margins and is an area airlines want to appeal to."

"We're sure that they'll come to a satisfactory arrangement."

"I'm quite sure they'll achieve it."

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Time Is The Keeper - Ian Thomas
• Stringin' A Line - Ian Thomas
• Long, Long Way - Ian Thomas
• I Really Love You - Ian Thomas
• Harmony - Ian Thomas
• Goodnight Mrs. Calabash - Ian Thomas
• Captured In Your Dreams - Ian Thomas
• As The Days Go By - Ian Thomas
• Right Before Your Eyes - Ian Thomas
• The Runner - Ian Thomas
• Touch Me - Ian Thomas
• Painted Ladies - Ian Thomas
• I Still Want To Hold You - Ian Thomas
• Coming Home - Ian Thomas
• Riders On Dark Horses - Ian Thomas
• Pilot - Ian Thomas
• Liars - Ian Thomas
• Hold On - Ian Thomas
• Lalaland - Ian Thomas
• My Own Way - Ian Thomas
• Bring It On - Ian Thomas

Everyone has a dream or a wish they would like to see come true
From the time you begin to crawl it's inside of us all
There are always those who go through life with a silver spoon
That can get so hard to take, just sit back and wait
Cause time is the keeper
(Time is the keeper)
Of the dreams you make
(Time is the keeper)
Dreams are the sleepers
(Time is the keeper)
Waiting to awake
(Time is the keeper)
You will get some of the things you want
But in your mind there's always more, guess that's the way we are
We all want to go so far
Patience is a virtue tried and proven, you get what's coming to you
You might as well have a seat, take a load off your feet
For time is the keeper
(Time is the keeper)
Of the dreams you make
(Time is the keeper)
Dreams are the sleepers
(Time is the keeper)
Waiting to awake
(Time is the keeper)
Time is the keeper
(Time is the keeper)
Of the dreams you make
Woah time is the keeper
(Time is the keeper)
Of the dreams you make
Woah time is the keeper
(Time is the keeper)
Of the dreams you make
Oh time is the keeper

He says he's your friend
But you don't see him
He says he's so damn busy but he don't do nothin' at all
So you get him on the phone, he was just gonna to call you
Says he was thinking about old times
And lookin' at your picture on the wall
He's stringin' you the same old lines
He puts everyone through
They're only lies, intentions just won't do
For the time he feels no wrong
Til he finds out we've caught on
He's stringin' a line
He's stringin' a line
So you try to forget
But that ain't so easy
If you've got one small doubt, that there was ever anything there
So you dangle on a line, a captive fool
You know you'll try again
But it'll just be the same as last time
He's stringin' you the same old lines
He puts everyone through
They're only lies, intentions just won't do
For the time he feels no wrong
Til he finds out we've caught on
He's stringin' a line
He's stringin' you the same old lines
He puts everyone through
They're only lies, intentions just won't do
For the time he feels no wrong
Til he finds out we've caught on
He's stringin' a line
He's stringin' a line
He's stringin' a line
He's stringin' a line
He's stringin' a line
He's stringin' a line

Well we've come a long long way,
Look at everything we know
We're getting smarter everyday,
Ah but where's it gonna go
For all the words that go by,
I've got a feeling inside
That after it's all said and done
Though we've come a long long way
This old world's not much better than it was
Oh it's just like the twenties, machine guns were plenty
Everyday you'd get shot up all the whisky'd get bought up
We'd be dancing the night through, just waiting until
The joke's on you, ah then what do you do
Model T's and Chevies just loaded with heavies
Shining faces like morning roses, aglow with their noses
Pressed on your window, just waiting to shine
Your concrete shoes, to the piano roll blues
We're flying space ships round the stars
Getting faster by the hour
Pretty soon we'll be on Mars
Build another Ivory tower
Thru all the praise that you borrow
There's still hunger and sorrow and after it's all said and done
Though we've come a long long way
This old world's not much better than it was
Oh it's just like the twenties, machine guns were plenty
Everyday you'd get shot up all the whisky'd get bought up
We'd be dancing the night through, just waiting until
The joke's on you, ah then what do you do
Model T's and Chevies just loaded with heavies
Shining faces like morning roses, aglow with their noses
Pressed on your window, just waiting to shine

You make me out a fool
You think I'm funny
The thing I'm trying so hard not to be
And when you say to call
You don't answer at all
You tell your friends it's only me
I......really love you
Tho' it goes nowhere
You're on a ferris wheel
Ride drive me crazy
Tho' it brings you closer
It just takes you up again
Ride tho' it brings you closer
Ride till it takes you up again
Ride tho' it brings you closer
Ride till it takes you up again
I dream it's all a dream
I call your name
You turn around and seem to look at me
The ferris wheel slows down
You're back down on the ground
But then you walk right past me
I......really love you
Tho' it goes nowhere
You're on a ferris wheel
Ride drive me crazy
Tho' it brings you closer
It just takes you up again
I......really love you
Tho' it goes nowhere
You're on a ferris wheel
Ride drive me crazy
Tho' it brings you closer
It just takes you up again
Ride tho' it brings you closer
Ride till it takes you up again
Ride tho' it brings you closer
Ride till it takes you up again
De do do
De do do
De do do
De do do
De do do
I really love you
De do do
I really love you
De do do do
I really love you
De do do do

I don't like the system
Too many kinks
Hear lots of talkin'
Nobody thinks
Listen to the common man, he don't give a damn
Just trying to make a living, the best that he can
Harmony, what the whole world want
Harmony, what the common people want
Living, feeling, breathing, dancing
Getting in some deep romancing
I don't like the system
It takes you so far
Big business watching
Wherever you are
In Russia, in China there are people just like us
Tired of propaganda, tired of all the fuss
Harmony, what the whole world want
Harmony, what the common people want
Living, feeling, breathing, dancing
Getting in some deep romancing
Harmony, what the whole world want
Harmony, what the common people want
Harmony, what the whole world want
Harmony, what the common people want
Living, feeling, breathing, dancing
Getting in some deep romancing
That's what the whole world wants
Mmmmm harmony
Living, feeling, breathing, dancing
Getting in some deep romancing
Mmmm what the whole world want

They're all alive, in old movies
See them, even though they're gone
Can you remember Jimmy Durante?
His eyes glisten in the lights
Mrs. Calabash, goodnight, wherever you are
You can't be gone, you can't be gone, well not on my T.V.
Time just stands still in old movies
Love them, even though they're gone
Jack Benny's 39
Bogart's doing time
Wallace Berry's just the same
Still bugging Marjorie Maine
Oh, Marjorie Maine
You can't be gone, you can't be gone
Well not on my T.V.
His eyes glisten in the lights
Mrs. Calabash, goodnight, wherever you are
You can't be gone, you can't be gone, well not on my T.V.

Close your eyes and all the things that you knew
Places you've been and faces you've seen
Will look right back at you
Memories behind you are much closer than they seem
All around you, all the time
They're captured in your dreams
Drift away until you're floating on a sea
Get to feeling dizzy
Feeling weak around the knees
Then when you look up and the world begins to lean
Say hello to everyone, who's captured in your dreams
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
And while you're there if it won't take you too long
Go back and do right what you know you've done all wrong
Drift away until you're floating on a sea
Get to feeling dizzy
Feeling weak around the knees
And while you're there if it won't take you very long
Go back and do right what you know you done all wrong
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Oooh ooh ooh....

My love of life just gets stronger
As the days go by
And some things I wish they would last
Just a little bit long longer
As the days go by
And some things don't look to me
Like they used to be, no
(As the days go by)
I get a little closer to
(As the days go by)
A little bit closer to you
(As the days go by)
I get a little closer
I'm coming back to you
Sure as the wind keeps on changing direction
I've come to understand, there's no such a thing as perfection
And what went on before
Doesn't matter anymore
(As the days go by)
I get a little closer to
(As the days go by)
A little bit closer to you
(As the days go by)
I get a little closer
I'm coming back to you
To you
To you
Cause things don't look to me
Like they used to be
(As the days go by)
I get a little closer to
(As the days go by)
A little bit closer to you
(As the days go by)
I get a little closer to
(As the days go by)
A little bit closer to you
(As the days go by)
I get a little closer
I'm coming back to you

Everyday I sit beside you on the bus to Madison Avenue
Work in the big gray store with the revolving doors
You don't even know my name
I guess that I'm to blame
Don't know the right things to say
So I pretend away, that I'm Rudolph Valentino
Pull up in my limousine
Oh, won't you come in out of the rain
And things will never be the same
And then just like Greta Garbo you'll stare like there's no tomorrow
And you'll know what I'm thinking of
And right before your eyes I'll fall in love with you
Today I'm done with games
Gonna ask you for your name
Say, I've been watching you
I even know what you do
Maybe today I'll tell you
Have found the nerve to sell you
On a guy like me
Who wishes that he could be your Rudolph Valentino
Pull up in my limousine
Oh, won't you come in out of the rain
And things will never be the same
And then just like Greta Garbo you'll stare like there's no tomorrow
And you'll know what I'm thinking of
And right before your eyes I'll fall in love with you
Do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
And baby right before my, right before my eyes I'll fall in love with you
And maybe right before my eyes

Through the night, through the dawn
Behind you, another runner is born
Don't look back, you've been there
Feel the mist as your breath hits the air
And it's underneath the moonlight
Passing some
Still your heart beats in the moonlight
Like a drum
And you will run your time
A shooting star across the sky
And you will surely cross the line
To pass on the flame
Sun come up, sun go down
Hear the feet, see the sweat on the ground
Watch your step, keep your cool
Though you can't see what's in front of you
And it's underneath the moonlight
Passing some
Still your heart beats in the moonlight
Like a drum
And you will run your time
A shooting star across the sky
And you will surely cross the line
To pass on the flame
Cause you're a runner in a race
Taking someone's place who's run
You're a runner in a race
And the only way it's won
Is to pass on the flame
And you will run your time
A shooting star across the sky
And you will surely cross the line
To pass on the flame
(Pass on the flame)
To pass on the flame

It's an ocean, it's an ocean out there
That keeps all things apart
But there's something
There is something out there
That's looking for a place to start
So touch me once like the rain on the river
Touch me twice and I'll know
Touch me three times and make it feel forever
Keep this moment alive and don't let go
Cause it's an ocean, it's an ocean out there
An ocean of souls who've been denied
The constant, the one tangible reflex
The sense of touch that tells no lies
So touch me once like the rain on the river
Touch me twice and I'll know
Touch me three times and make it feel forever
Keep this moment alive and don't let go
We are the beings who have made
This distance between ourselves and wonder what is wrong
And now here we lie, waiting for a sign
And too afraid to...
Touch is all, all is touch
Words may fall, but they don't mean much
So touch me once like the rain on the river
Touch me twice and I'll know
Touch me three times and make it feel forever
Keep this moment alive and don't let go
So touch me
Touch me
Touch me once like the rain on the river
Touch me like the rain
Touch me twice and I'll know
Touch me and I will know
Touch me three times and make it feel forever
Keep this moment alive and don't let go
Touch me
And don't ever let go
Never let go
Don't ever let go
Don't ever let go
Never let go
Never let go
Don't ever let go
Never let go
Don't ever let go

PAINTED LADIES
Ian Thomas
words & music: Ian Thomas
I remember setting out just to see what I could see
Streetcars rolling by and airplanes flying high they all meant nothing to me
No one ever looked my way or knew that I was there
I kept walking and the rain kept raining
Until all the streets were bare
Oo feeling fine mama
Painted ladies and a bottle of wine mama
Oo Feeling good mama
They took my money like I knew they would
La la la la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la
City lights were shining on me through my window pane
I kept thinking 'bout the day when I'd be home again
Rocking chairs and summer fairs and swimming in the sea
I kept drinking, sinking 'till there was nothing left of me
Oo feeling fine mama
Painted ladies and a bottle of wine mama
Oo Feeling good mama
They took my money like I knew they would
La la la la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la

Here I've loved you for so many years
I still want to hold you
Tho' I've seen all your weaknesses and fears
I still want to hold you
In those awkward phases, that we tend to go thru
I still want to hold you
When I seem very distant and there's no talking to me
I still want to hold you
You, you love me for myself
You see things as they are
And with you there's nothing to trying
No deception or lying
I've come to rely on you
So we're getting older and we've looked much better
I still want to hold you
Well we'll only see what we care to remember
I still want to hold you
When we're sitting in the twilight, taking things slower
I'll still want to hold you
'Til my last breath, when the lights begin to lower
I'll still want to hold you
You, you love me for myself
You see things as they are
And with you there's nothing to trying
No deception or lying
I've come to rely on you
You, you love me for myself
You see things as they are
And with you there's nothing to trying
No deception or lying

Night after night, another town, another hotel
Another road takes me farther away from you
Roadside cafe, I'm in need of a little conversation
But the waitress says she's had a hard day
So I'm on down the highway
I'm tired of being alone
And getting stoned to pass the time
I'm comin' home, I've been away too long
Been away so long, I'm coming home
I'm comin' home, I've been away too long
Been away so long, I'm coming home
Bad times I've recalled, over the years have slowly faded
For the life of me they're gone
The things that pushed me away from you
Maybe I've changed, or maybe time makes things look better
Ah it's all the same so I'm down the highway
I'm tired of being alone
And getting stoned to pass the time
I'm comin' home, I've been away too long
Been away so long, I'm coming home
I'm comin' home, I've been away too long
Been away so long, I'm coming home
I'm comin' home, I've been away too long
Been away so long, I'm coming home
I'm comin' home, I've been away too long
Been away so long, I'm coming home
I'm comin' home, I've been away too long
Been away so long, I'm coming home

They are masters of deception
They'll catch you in their cause
They will give you misdirection
When you're lost
They thrive on hate and anger
It gives them reason to belong
So riders on dark horses
Carry on
You can feel them in a cold heart
You can see them in a fire
You can feel them when you're lying
You can see them in desire
They are shadows with our faces
But they don't have to be
Still riders on dark horses carry on
Riders on dark horses
A day will come for dreamers
When they leave it all behind
Belongings on their shoulders
Sailing for a time
When the mist uncovers mountains
When the ships have found the shore
When riders on dark horses
Are no more
You can feel them in a cold heart
You can see them in a fire
You can feel them when you're lying
You can see them in desire
They are shadows with our faces
But they don't have to be
Still riders on dark horses carry on
Riders on dark horses
You can feel them in a cold heart
You can feel them when you're lying
They are shadows with our faces
But they don't have to be
Still riders on dark horses carry on

One by one they disappeared
The minds of science, the nation's leaders
To meet again at destination
Sweating in their seats, anticipation
On the salt flats of Nevada
All those who mattered waited for the word
Oh oh Pilot, woah oh pilot
This paradise is lost forever
Oh oh Pilot, woah oh Pilot
We place our trust in the flyer
To deliver us from the fire
We have made
Thru the porthole panic stricken
Humanity had been forsaken
The door secured, the cry was distant
But the scratching fingers grew persistent
On the salt flats of Nevada
All those who mattered waited for the word
Oh oh Pilot, woah oh pilot
This paradise is lost forever
Oh oh Pilot, woah oh Pilot
We place our trust in the flyer
To deliver us from the fire
We have made
Pilot, woah oh pilot
We place our trust in the flyer
To deliver us from the fire

You're all fools, don't you bother to say it
Well I'm through, and your money won't pay it
You're all liars, and you've been tellin' me lies
Yeah, you're liars, and I've caught you with your finger in the pie
I'm tired, takin' over command
You're all fired, my money's out of your hands
'Cause you're liars, and you've been tellin' me lies
Yeah, you're liars, and I've caught you with your finger in the pie
Build me up, you let me down, it's showing in my songs
I call you up, you're out of town, I won't last too long
You're all liars, and you've been telling me lies
Yeah, you're liars and I've caught you with your finger in the pie
Maybe you might call me, maybe I don't give a damn
Now I'm through, with all of your daydreams
All the glitter, and all your money machines
But you're liars, and you've been tellin' me lies
Yeah you're liars, and I've caught you with your finger in the pie
Build me up, you let me down, it's showing in my songs
I call you up, you're out of town, I won't last too long
Cause you're liars, and you've been telling me lies
Yeah you're liars and I've caught you with your finger in the pie
With your finger in the pie
With your finger in the pie
With your finger in the pie
With your finger in the pie

Don't rush me, just this once
I want to make this moment last
Slow down the pace, there's no hurry
I can't let another pass me by again
Let me be the one to say when I've had enough
Just let me, close my eyes, memorize
The way things are this minute
So when you're gone, I can go on
If memory can hold within it what I'm feeling
Should time try fading or stealing something away
Hold on, nothing's the same
Tell me why I feel this way
Life wouldn't be worth living without you
All along I've been the pretender
But now that's gone forever
Nobody's ever loved me like you do
Nobody's broken through
Got to concentrate, file away
Every last detail
I don't want to lose what's going down
I want to remember everything I'm feeling
Should time try fading or stealing something away
Hold on, nothing's the same
Tell me why I feel this way
Life wouldn't be worth living without you
All along I've been the pretender
But now that's gone forever
Nobody's ever loved me like you do
Nobody's broken through
(Nobody's ever loved like you)
Nobody loves me like you do
(Nobody's ever broken through)
Nobody's ever broken through
(Nobody's ever loved like you)
(No nobody's loves like you)
Nobody's ever broken through

If you wanna be a star girl
I spent dollars on your feet
This may be in a dream girl
I'll protect you everywhere
If we fall down below girl
Catch one time I'll be there
So bound to your love girl
Take you for this day second
You make me fly so far
And take it high to the galaxy
I will take you away
Take you to lalalala land
You make me fly so far
And take it high to the galaxy
I will take you away
Take you to lalalala land
lalalala land
Backseat of a taxi
Playing blackstreet with you
Worry the maxi
Dress, Yess
You got me charge my batteries
You got the love like cards in a factory
While actually you got passion
Love your ascety in fashion???
Fly so far
And take it high to the galaxy
I will take you away
Take you to lalalala land
You make me fly so far
And take it high to the galaxy
I will take you away
Take you to lalalala land
Take you to lalalala land
lalalala land
Listen today
The day goes away
The night only play tonight
The stars fill the sky
We're feeling allright

What do you know about me
I've waited for you long enough
I am to loyal for you
I know that the feeling is still there
I know that the feeling is still there
It's better that i go my own way
It's better you go your own way
I find my way
This belief causes no more pain
Smashing the face and then it happend
My life i like the best with booze and the sex
uhmmmmm
It's better that i go my own way
It's better you go your own way
I find my way
You better watch out
Yes you better watch out
Woooowooooohoooo
It's better that i go my own way
It's better you go your own way
It's better you go your own way
Cause i find my way
Someday
Someday

I don’t wanna be
Another wannabe
I wanna be a true star
- wanna be a brighter me
I don’t wanna do
What I don’t like to do
I wanna do the right thing
- wanna do things that feel true
If you’re frequency’s on MC B
You’ll give away the lead
You’ll end up dancing painfully
To someone else’s beat
So bring it on
Bring on the life
The life worth living for
The breathless ride
So bring it on
Bring on the life
My energy explodes
Like dynamite
I don’t wanna die
Just like a firefly
I wanna be a firebird
- wanna soar the endless sky
I don’t wanna burn
For someone else’s gain
I wanna sail my own ship
- wanna live it up & learn
If you play the game by their rules
The game will be a bore
You’ll join the club of passive fools
When you’ve got more in store
So bring it on
Bring on the life
The life worth living for
The breathless ride
So bring it on
Bring on the life
My energy reloads
With super light
If you’re frequency’s on MC B
You’ll give away the lead
You’ll end up dancing painfully
To someone else’s beat
If you play the game by their rules
The game will be a bore
You’ll join the club of passive fools
When you’ve got more in store
I don’t wanna be
Another wannabe
I wanna be a true star
- wanna be a brighter me
I don’t wanna do
What I don’t like to do
I wanna do the right thing
- wanna do things that feel true
I don’t wanna die
Just like a firefly
I wanna be a firebird
- wanna soar the endless sky
I don’t wanna burn
For someone else’s gain
I wanna sail my own ship
- wanna live it up & learn
So bring it on
Bring on the life
The life worth living for
The breathless ride
So bring it on
Bring on the life
My energy explodes