Jesus Is Back (and He Is Not Happy) (2013)

Actors

• Thomas F. Evans (actor)
• John Fortson (actor)
• Josiah D. Lee (actor)
• Robert Maffia (actor)
• Dylan Mooney (actor)
• Fred Ornstein (actor)
• Ayman Samman (actor)
• Steffinnie Steffinnie Phrommany (actor)
• David Weisenberg (actor)
• Steffinnie Phrommany (actress)
• Sherrima Queen (actress)
• Philippe Tullio (producer)
• Philippe Tullio (writer)
• Stephane Tullio (writer)
• Charles Edouards (composer)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Benedict XVI, Pope Filmography

• La scelta del Papa
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Die Lage
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Der heilige Schein
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Love Alien
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Mea Maxima Culpa: Silence in the House of God
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Christmas Eve at St. Peter's Basilica
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself - Celebrant
• Vatican: The Hidden World
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Pope
• Christmas Eve at St. Peter's Basilica
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Celebrant
• Der deutsche Papst
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Francesco und der Papst
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Tmár a jeho rod aneb Slzavé údolí pyramid
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Le vrai pouvoir du Vatican
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Collage of the King
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself - Pope
• Constitution Projection
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself - Pope
• Christmas Eve at St. Peter's Basilica
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Con Artist
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Day the Earth Stood Still
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Der Papst und sein Jesus - Ein Bestseller aus Rom
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Catalunya.cat
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Papal Mass at St. Patrick's Cathedral
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Papal Visit to Ground Zero
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Papal Visit: Pope's Departure from JFK
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Gospel of Caesar
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Der Papst und die Juden
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Deliver Us from Evil
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• La televisión cumple contigo
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Benedikt XVI. - Der rätselhafte Papst
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Benedict XVI: The Keys of the Kingdom
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Joseph Ratzinger - Die Jugend des Papstes
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Ein Papst aus Deutschland: Benedikt XVI.
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Joseph Kardinal Ratzinger - Mein Vatikan
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Alpha Forum
  1999, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Eppur si muove!
  1989, role: actor , character name: Himself

Famous quotes by Pope Benedict XVI:

"The ecclesial communities which have not preserved the valid Episcopate and the genuine and integral substance of the Eucharistic mystery, are not Churches in the proper sense; however, those who are baptized in these communities are, by Baptism, incorporated in Christ and thus are in a certain communion, albeit imperfect, with the Church."

"Today we bury his remains in the earth as a seed of immortality. Our hearts are full of sadness, yet at the same time (full) of joyful hope and profound gratitude."

"Wherever applause breaks out in the liturgy because of some human achievement, it is a sure sign that the essence of liturgy has totally disappeared and been replaced by a kind of religious entertainment. Such attraction fades quickly - it cannot compete in the market of leisure pursuits, incorporating as it increasingly does various forms of religious titillation."

"I too hope in this short reign to be a man of peace."

"After the Second Vatican Council, the impression arose that the pope really could do anything in liturgical matters, especially if he were acting on the mandate of an ecumenical council. Eventually, the idea of the givenness of the liturgy, the fact that one cannot do with it what one will, faded from the public consciousness of the West. In fact, the First Vatican Council had in no way defined the pope as an absolute monarch. On the contrary, it presented him as the guarantor of obedience to the revealed Word. The pope's authority is bound to the Tradition of faith, and that also applies to the liturgy. It is not "manufactured" by the authorities. Even the pope can only be a humble servant of its lawful development and abiding integrity and identity. . . . The authority of the pope is not unlimited; it is at the service of Sacred Tradition. . . . The greatness of the liturgy depends - we shall have to repeat this frequently - on its unspontaneity."

"A Catholic would be guilty of formal cooperation in evil, and so unworthy to present himself for holy Communion, if he were to deliberately vote for a candidate precisely because of the candidate's"

"Having a clear faith, based on the creed of the church, is often labeled today as a fundamentalism. ... Whereas relativism, which is letting oneself be tossed and 'swept along by every wind of teaching,' looks like the only attitude acceptable to today's standards."

"We are moving toward a dictatorship of relativism which does not recognize anything as definitive and has as its highest value one's own ego and one's own desires... The church needs to withstand the tides of trends and the latest novelties.... We must become mature in this adult faith, we must guide the flock of Christ to this faith."

"God is not solitude, but perfect communion. For this reason the human person, the image of God, realizes himself or herself in love, which is a sincere gift of self."

"We can be sure our beloved pope is standing today at the window of the father's house, that he sees us and blesses us."

"Our Christian conviction is that Christ is also the messiah of Israel. Certainly it is in the hands of God how and when the unification of Jews and Christians into the people of God will take place."

"We were looking for a 'good shepherd,' and instead we got a German shepherd."

"The fact that the Lord can work and act even with insufficient means consoles me, and above all I entrust myself to your prayers."

"Dear brothers and sisters, after the great Pope John Paul II, the cardinals have elected me - a simple, humble worker in the vineyard of the Lord."

"We must have great respect for these people who also suffer and who want to find their own way of correct living. On the other hand, to create a legal form of a kind of homosexual marriage, in reality, does not help these people."

"Although the particular inclination of the homosexual person is not a sin, it is more or less strong tendency ordered to an intrinsic moral evil, and thus the inclination itself must be seen as an objective disorder."

"An Adult faith does not follow the waves of fashion and the latest novelties."

"Today, I, too, wish to reaffirm that I intend to continue on the path toward improved relations and friendship with the Jewish people, following the decisive lead given by John Paul II."

"The fact that the church is convinced of not having the right to confer priestly ordination on women is now considered by some as irreconcilable with the European Constitution."