The Love Guru (2008)

Actors

• Boyd Banks (actor)
• Matt Baram (actor)
• Sachin Bhatt (actor)
• Jahlani Bishop (actor)
• Frank Bishun (actor)
• Rob Blake (actor)
• Sharat Chawla (actor)
• Deepak Chopra (actor)
• Gotham Chopra (actor)
• Robert Cohen (actor)
• Stephen Colbert (actor)
• Rick Cordeiro (actor)
• Seán Cullen (actor)
• Wayne Curnew (actor)
• Bob Bainborough (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Romance
• Sport

Taglines:

His Karma is Huge
Get ready for the summer of love

Quotes:

Jacques Grande: Don't look at me with that tone of voice or I will punch you in the shirt!

Guru Pitka: Give me a pound. Lock it down. Break the pickle. Tickle, tickle.

Jacques Grande: Ding Dong. Did someone order the special Quebec pizza huh? You know, like in the porno.

Guru Pitka: Let's look at the word, guru. Ok. My goal is to get you to say "Gee You Are You", tm.

[repeated line]::Guru Pitka: Marishka Hargitay.

Rajneesh: [answering cell phone] Dell Computers, this is Chip.

Guru Pitka: If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your uncle jack off an elephant?

Jay Kell: [from trailer] That is going to knock some change out of his coin purse!

Jacques Grande: And now, I'd like to show my love by making for you a Quebec pizza.::Prudence Roanoke: What's that?::Jacques Grande: Pop-Tart with the ketchup. She's good.

Guru Pitka: Please welcome, Celine Dion!::Jacques Grande: Ah! Dis is my day of lucky!

Myers, Mike Filmography

• Being Canadian
  2014, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Saturday Night Live: Thanksgiving
  2013, role: actor , character name: Pat Arnold
• Supermensch: The Legend of Shep Gordon
  2013, role: director
• Oscar Etiquette
  2012, role: writer
• Oscar Etiquette: Deleted Scenes
  2012, role: actor
• Oscar Etiquette
  2012, role: actor
• 10th Annual TV Land Awards
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Oscar Etiquette: Deleted Scenes
  2012, role: writer
• Everything or Nothing
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Rube
  2011, role: actor , character name: Rueben Sturman
• Saturday Night Live Backstage
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Saturday Night Live Backstage
  2011, role: actor , character name: Various
• Shrek: Once Upon a Time
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Saturday Night Live Backstage
  2011, role: actor , character name: Linda Richman
• Rube
  2011, role: producer
• Shrek Forever After: The Animators Corner
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Scared Shrekless
  2010, role: actor , character name: Shrek
• Donkey's Christmas Shrektacular
  2010, role: actor , character name: Shrek
• AMC News Special: The Stories of Tribeca
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Shrek Forever After
  2010, role: actor , character name: Shrek
• Saturday Night Live Sports Extra '09
  2009, role: actor , character name: Boy at Donkey Camp
• Almost Famous II
  2009, role: actor
• Madonna: Celebration - The Video Collection
  2009, role: actor , character name: Austin Powers
• Saturday Night Live: Just Shorts
  2009, role: actor , character name: Wayne
• Inglourious Basterds
  2009, role: actor , character name: Gen. Ed Fenech
• 2008 MTV Movie Awards
  2008, role: actor , character name: Various Characters
• 2008 MTV Movie Awards
  2008, role: actor , character name: Wayne Campbell
• 2008 MTV Movie Awards
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• The Love Guru
  2008, role: writer
• The Love Guru
  2008, role: actor , character name: Mike Myers
• The Love Guru
  2008, role: actor , character name: Teenage Pitka
• The Love Guru
  2008, role: actor , character name: Guru Pitka
• The Love Guru
  2008, role: actor , character name: Young Pitka
• Mike Myers and 'The Love Guru': An Inside Look
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 50 Greatest Comedy Catchphrases
  2008, role: actor , character name: Austin Powers
• The 6th Annual TV Land Awards
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Love Guru
  2008, role: producer
• 100 Things You Always Wanted to Know About Shrek But Were Afraid to Ask So We're Gonna Tell You Anyway Movie Special
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Saturday Night Live in the '90s: Pop Culture Nation
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Shrek the Third
  2007, role: actor , character name: Shrek
• Shrek the Third: UK Premiere Special
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Saturday Night Live in the '90s: Pop Culture Nation
  2007, role: actor , character name: Various
• Shrek the Halls
  2007, role: actor , character name: Shrek
• When the Levees Broke: A Requiem in Four Acts
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Night of Too Many Stars: An Overbooked Event for Autism Education
  2006, role: actor , character name: Donald Q. Cashington
• AFI Life Achievement Award: A Tribute to Sean Connery
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Home
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Commercial Parodies
  2005, role: actor , character name: Various Characters
• The 77th Annual Academy Awards
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter: Song Nominee 'Accidentally in Love'
• The 31st Annual People's Choice Awards
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself - Winner

Famous quotes by Mike Myers:

"Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat."

"For Curt to have the opportunity, it's great to have him out there."

"We've not prepared well this week and it's cause to pause. I'm afraid my guys don't understand the pain and frustration that comes with being embarrassed by your rival."

"The game hinges off the kids. It's going to be exciting for sure."

"It got to the point where I didn't think we'd be able to overcome (the penalties). We were just going backward. The kids got a little frustrated, but they focused on what was important and they kept their heads in the game."

"Just an excellent team effort on our part. Disciplined, smart football."

"We're expecting a lot better sales due to the large freshman class. Also, we are looking forward to the football season when things cool down and we get into 'pizza weather,'"

"I'm basically a sexless geek. Look at me, I have pasty-white skin, I have acne scars and I'm five-foot-nothing. Does that sound like a real sexual dynamo to you?"

"Canada is the essence of not being. Not English, not American, it is the mathematic of not being. And a subtle flavour - we're more like celery as a flavour."

"Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again."

"My parents would read those books to me as well but they used to make me starving when I was a kid because they were always eating ham sandwiches with the crusts off and drinking ginger beer."

"I came out wanting to be an actor. From my first view of the world, that's what I wanted to be. I'm made of 99 percent ham and 1 percent water. I was just cooked that way!"

"People ask me to record their answering machines all the time. I love it. It's a miracle to me that people want to hear back those characters."

"My dad loved to laugh. He was very funny and very silly."

"My father was always a straight-up funny guy. He was silly. He was my inspiration."

"The message of the movie is to accept who you are and not to succumb to the pressure of what the media tells you is beautiful and what you should be looking like."

"And I thought, when I have kids, that's the sort of well told, silly, and fun fairy tale that I would want to take them to. But it was an amazing experience. And I think Shrek is a real classic, a fairy tale classic."

"When you're writing these things, you're in a room making each other laugh, you really have very little sense of political correctness or incorrectness. This is a question that Europe tends to ask and America doesn't."

"My dad sold encyclopedias and my mom worked in a factory office."

"Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a chocolate bar. Their idea of entertainment and fun is so much different than ours, which is exactly why a movie about them would be funny."