• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• East Coast Girl - Donkey Punch
• Let's Go - Donkey Punch
• Everywhere I Look - Donkey Punch
• All Bets Are Off - Donkey Punch
• Plea For A Piece - Donkey Punch
• Again - Donkey Punch
• Fucked Up For You - Donkey Punch
• Left Behind - Donkey Punch
• Oops My Bad - Donkey Punch
• Na Na Na - Donkey Punch
• Donkey Punch - Avenue D

She says soda and i say pop
I'm all about cheese and she's definitely not
She's salt water taffy and herbal tea
And i'm beef jerky and black coffee
But that's ok
I hit it off anyway with my east coast girl woa-oh
she rocks my world, yea-ah
I think surfing would make me sore
But i wanna build sandcastles on the Jersey shore
With my east coast girl
She drinks woodchuck and i drink beer
She hunts for sandcrabs and i hunt deer
She's never even been under arrest
And i'm a criminal from the mid-west
But that's alright
I still love to talk all night
With my east coast girl
It's her slight accent that i adore
And things are much clearer now than they were before
And she's so much more PC than me
She thinks that euchre's wack
Won't you go visit DC with me
Or would you rather play blackjack
I've never even been to new york city
I don't know why

This time I've had enough
This time I mean it
This time I'm taking off
Fuck this I'm leaving
It's time for me to go
But who knows when
I'll see you again
Sorry teacher it's not that I don't like your class
It's just that now this is more important than if I fail or pass
And tell my boss I'm sorry if he's understaffed
Cause I'll be gone for a while
Perhaps I'll call when I get back
Let's forget all responsibilities
Come along my car fits four including me
Let's go, rock and roll playing on the stereo
On the road, we'll find paradise in the great unknown
Honestly it's not that I don't dig this town
In fact I'm sure I'll miss Ann Arbor
When I leave her frozen grounds
Sorry ladies it's not that you don't rock my world
But I've got too much on my mind
Don't need to worry about a girl
Let's forget all responsibilities
Come along we can squeeze in five uncomfortably
That from which I'm trying to escape
Is still a mystery to me but hey
We'll find out one day
Always expect delay
I will find a way

I met her at a party just like any other
Our eyes fell upon one another
I can't stop dreaming of
The way she looks and talks to me
The way she smiles she's in my dreams
The way she moves she's never there
The way she laughs she's everywhere, everywhere I look
And would she remember who I am I wonder
If I could I'd call he if I had her number
It seems I can't recall the sound of her name
Intoxication's clouded my brain
I just can't think the same
She's everywhere I look

She always thought he'd have a reason
He thought it'd be easy to explain
She's asking for an explanation
He's not sure why, but he knows that he can't stay
She always thought she'd see it coming
He could see it from at least a mile away
And she's still waiting to hear something from him
She's getting tired of talking
He's running out of things to say
You can't predict the unpredictable
If you could I think you'd be miserable
You can't forget all the time you've spent
Learning what to do in case of another emergency
You've placed your bets taken your best guess
Turned the odds against yourself
It doesn't make much sense to me
Anticipation kills relationships before they've taken off
Please don't believe these things you see in your future
From this moment on, all bets are off
This time don't think it so much through

Now I'm not saying we're unhappy
Being classified as simply a punk-ska band
And sure you think these groups are crappy
That this many screaming teenage girls is out of hand
That's right I'm talkin' 'bout the boys bands
And I'm confessing, we're jealous of what they have it's true
I mean no disrespect to our fans
Rather I'm pleading to make our pop-star dreams come true
Please grant us boy band status
Put our posters on your wall
Please grant us boy bands status
We just want to be loved that's all
For me it started with the new kids
They were my favorite I still know the words
to Hangin' Tough
Though all my friends thought they were stupid
I was smitten I truly thought they had the right stuff
Then boys to men came out of Philly
They sang so soulfully I'd never before wanted
so much to be black
Though retrospectively it seems silly
That's when i decided to point my life down
the boy band track.
Now I don't know what to think about N'Sync
And I don't get all this noise, 'bout the Backstreet Boys
No i don't dig what they do but i think we could do it too
So i'm begging you I'm down on my knees

Yesterday I saw you sitting alone
In the corner of my favorite coffee shop
I wanted to touch your hair you face your everything else
I think I like you a lot
I wanted to learn your name your sign
are you someone else's girlfriend
Do you think you could be mine
you're so fine
And I'll say it again and again
It's happening again
Today I talked to you for the first time I even held your hand
I'm planning out our futures together
When you're gonna be my woman and I'm your man
You've got a nice ass a nice rack yeah baby
I've known it from the start
I wanted to get inside your mind your soul your pants
Inside your heart
It's happening again
Tomorrow you left me broken hearted
I thought that I had found my niche
Why did you have to screw me over?
Why did you have to be such a bitch?
If I saw you today I'd tell you
You're stupid you're ugly and you're overweight
You picked the wrong kid to mess with baby
Now it's much too late It's way too fucking late
It's happening again
But then I see you standing there again
Reminds of the time back when I first met you
And the way we were before
But then I think about it once again
And all I can think about is when you broke my heart
you stupid good-for-nothing whore
Now I see you for the girl you've always been
And I can't hear you when you say
that we should stay good friends
As far as I'm concerned this is where you end

You're not here so I'll have another beer
I'm all alone sipping on a fifth of Bacardi Limon
I'm gonna get over you I know I will but I don't know how
It'll go a lot quicker with a whole lot of liquor
I'm fucked up now
You never cared as much as I did
And now I'm dropping acid
You've gone away so I'll smoke a fat ass J
Of some bobonic chronic that made me choke
Shit this ain't no joke I had to back up off of it
And set my cup down
Tanguray and chronic yeah I'm fucked up now
I'm fucked up for you
I'm getting fucked up for you
I can't think of anything that I would rather do
Than getting fucked up for you
You used to be my girlfriend now I'm shooting up on heroin
You're never ever coming back and I am hooked on smack
And I'll be passed out on the bathroom floor
cause you're not with me anymore

It seems your life is changing
Constantly rearranging
And nothing stays quite the same
Remember how things used to be
Were you so different than me
Now I've got nothing to say
You're not the first you're not the last
Who's been stranded in the past
Don't look up don't look back
Caught up on the narrow track
And everything is fine
You're no more friend of mine
It seems so natural
That you'd be left behind
Don't know what you're looking for
Don't know just what you might find
This time I had to go
And you've been left behind
Can't say where you went wrong
Can't say what happened to your mind
It seems I used to have a friend
Could this be where it's gonna end
Take a look now can't you see
How different you've become from me
And what will we say?

I'm sorry I told you those pants made your ass look fat
oops my bad
I'm sorry I tried to borrow condoms from your dad
oops my bad
I called you by your best freind's name
when you and I were fooling around and around
Then I went and made out with that same best friend
the weekend you left town
Oops my bad
It's all my, it's all my fault
I never should have let those little things ruin what we had
Oops my bad
I'm sorry I made out with you younger sister
Oops my bad
I swear I thought it was you when I kissed her
you look so similar
Oops my bad
Now seems a good a time as any for apologies
I'm sorry I never told you about my STDs
I've got herpes, so do you now
And your best friend, and your sister
And your mom and I suppose even you dad

Can you hear me?
Can you hear the words I'm saying to you?
Can you feel the way I feel the way you do?
Could it possibly be true?
Would you know it
If you heard the words I wrote you this song
Maybe you would even like to sing along
Would you know what's going on?
Why should I bother writing words
If they're never even heard by the girl they're meant for?
And the words that I sing just won't mean anything
They could mean so much more
Na na na na na
I can't just tell you
So I put it in a song that you won't hear
The words are vague and my feelings left unclear
I can't explain this fear
I'll try to tell you
I'll try to make you hear the words I'm saying
But it's so hard when the music is playing
So loud, the words don't come out
And I'm still singing my song
Hoping that you'll listen long enough
To hear that it's for you
And even if you don't hear
That I'll always be there
It doesn't mean that it's not true

Got a new dance, real easy to do
just take off your pants and watch my crew
if you do it tonight you might get laid,
if you do it right, hell you might get paid
first off, all you hoes and skanks
turn around, bend over, grab you ankles
wave that ass up in the air,
shake it real fast like you just don't care
now someone else who's tough and strong
go rub that ass up with you dong
make sure she can feel your boner
later you won't be a loner
rub it up and down 'till you both start creaming
extra points if you got her screaming
and when your dick starts turning red
punch that bitch in the back of the head
chorus:
Donkey Punch
D-D-Donkey Punch
yea make me taste my lunch
I wanna Donkey Punch
Fellas come up from behind
grab that ass and start to grind
whack your meat on my back seat
while I bend and grab my feet
riding smackin' it
all the boys attackin' it
pinch a punch a bang your wang
to the back of my head to my pootie tang thang
go pow pow put my face on the floor
smack it up now knock on my back door
cuz I wannit tuff wannit ruff
bend me over, shove yourr stuff
at my pie and backside
and take me for a donkey ride
chorus
gotta decide are you the head or the tail
do you wanna ride or are you getting nailed?
baby grab me by my ponytail
and slide your hide up in my backside
ride these thighs until I'm crosseyed
I'm dignified, but I like to freak
and I got technique to make your knees weak
baby shhh don't speak, grind with me!
slap these cheeks while I ride your D
if you wanna be inside of me
baby show me now that you know how
to shake it like a maniac
cuz if you're good on the dance floor,
your good in the sack
I'll grab my ankles you grab my butt
and let's donkey dance 'till you bust a nut
chorus
(audience participation:)
-ALL YOU HOES TOUCH YOUR TOES!