I Venditori Di Patate (2012)

Actors

• Ken Bright (actor)
• Pietro Devitofranceschi (actor)
• Lidia Fiucci (actor)
• Armando Fragrassi (actor)
• Gaballa Moustafa' (actor)
• Michele Iacobbe (actor)
• Nirenjanya Ladislas (actor)
• Emanuela Malatesta (actor)
• Federico Marvelli (actor)
• Lorenzo Marvelli (producer)
• Antonello Salvatore (producer)
• Maurizio Bini (writer)
• Michel Iansenss (writer)
• Nyctor (writer)
• Simone Falgiatore (composer)

Genres

• Sci-Fi

The South Side Chapter (2011)

Actors

• David Bleckley (actor)
• Tim Cerchia (actor)
• John Coin (actor)
• Steve Ellens (actor)
• Daniel Falicki (actor)
• Ron Hurd (actor)
• Tony Jacobs (actor)
• Christopher Kaye (actor)
• Paul Pope Sr. (actor)
• Walt Riegler (actor)
• Walt Riegler (actor)
• Greg Rogers (actor)
• Greg Rogers (actor)
• Sherryl Despres (actress)
• Diane Ellens (actress)

Genres

• Comedy

Quotes:

Voice of God: Let there be light!::Hex: ...damn!

Twinkle Toes: We'll break down the door...::Hair Lip: Plumbers don't break down doors!

My Last Five Girlfriends (2009)

Actors

• Aaron Anderson (actor)
• Velentino Apiazzi (actor)
• Nicholas Asbury (actor)
• George Avanessian (actor)
• Johnny Ball (actor)
• Lee Barnett (actor)
• Michael Beckett (actor)
• Mark Benton (actor)
• Ben Bishop (actor)
• Harry Buckley (actor)
• Deepti Burton (actor)
• Brian Butler (actor)
• Dave Chapman (actor)
• Neil Chordia (actor)
• Nilufer Akgun (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Quotes:

[first lines]::Duncan: [writing] Dear Wendy, Olive, Rhona, Natalie and Gemma. I hope you're happy. If that sounds sarcastic, it was meant to. What you've collectively done to me... [gets a new pen]::Duncan: What you've collectively done to me... [gets another pen]::Duncan: What you've collectively done to me is quite an achievement. Four years ago, I was happy to believe in a very simple concept. You might have heard of it, it's called LOVE. But thanks to the five of you, I now know that love is a lie, a myth specifically concocted to bring me as much pain and misery as possible. Wendy: were you ever really that interested in me, or was I merely a holiday while you and him went through a dull patch? Olive: almost everything I told you was a lie. Sorry about that. Rhona: who'd you think I was? If I was that wrong for you, then you really should have paid more attention at the start. Natalie: okay, so I know I've had enough of this one, but did you really want ME, or just someone? And Gemma: what should I say to you? I suppose I should forgive you. This is a suicide note, after all. Okay, I forgive you. But I don't want that to make you feel any better... I'm sure you'll all find someone. You might even think you're in love, but don't kid yourselves: we're all just playing out scenes we've seen in films, the only difference is that our stories have depressing endings. When real people walk towards a sunset, no music swells, no credits roll - they just get to the end of the beach, have a row, and walk back to the car. And that's depressing! In fact after reading this, you might feel your only option is to join me! And that's the one thing I wouldn't blame you for. Bye then: Duncan.

Duncan: [about his fading relationship with Wendy] Maybe I was too clingy... or too laid back... or maybe I never really stood any bloody chance in the first place!

Duncan: [about Olive] Did she like any of the place we'd been together? Did she like ME? I had no idea what she wanted!

Duncan: As my next girlfriend's influence spread across my flat, one thing was clear: Rhona and I were very different. And to begin with, I rather liked the exotic additions she made to my life. But at some point, we would have to deal with the fact that our tastes were not the same.

[Making out with Natalie, Duncan sees her toy elephant Guppy staring at her]::Duncan: WHAT?::Guppy: [talking] What's wrong?::Duncan: Well, what d'you mean?::Guppy: Ah, you're not into it. What's up?::Duncan: I can't help thinking...::Guppy: Don't THINK, just get on with it!::Duncan: I'm trying to, but all sorts of stuff's spinning around my head!::Guppy: Look, mate, take my advice: you just got to switch THIS off!::[points at his head]::Guppy: D'you think I would be able to do this if I thought about it? Huh? Do you, huh?::[walks on air, then thinks about what he just did and falls with a holler]::Duncan: I know, but it's all a bit...::Guppy: [climbing on the bed] A bit quick, yeah! Yeah, a little bit too easy?::Duncan: I suppose.::Guppy: Then this was so easy for you, and EVERY OTHER...::Duncan: I don't want to think about THAT, but I can't help it!::Guppy: Well then, you've got to stop!::Duncan: What?::Guppy: Yeah, yeah, just stop immediately! Tell her that you respect her far too much to continue having sex with her!::Duncan: Really?::Guppy: COURSE NOT, YOU MUPPET! Just enjoy it!::Duncan: Okay. Thanks, Guppy.::Guppy: Don't mention it.

[Duncan takes Gemma to Paris]::Duncan: I had planned the perfect weekend: a first-class trip to Paris; our own chauffeur on standby for three days; an executive suite in a five-star hotel with comforts and amenities you couldn't possibly imagine, it even had a balcony with stunning views across the city. I pulled every string I could to get a window seat at a three-star Michelin restaurant. I somehow managed to get two tickets to her favourite opera. I even bought a twilight trip down the Seine with music, champagne, the works!... And you know what? The minute we arrived I knew it was going to be a fucking disaster.

[Gemma grieves for Duncan after hearing he committed suicide]::Duncan: All right, so it didn't end like that... [the film rewinds]

Duncan: I'd actually only taken twenty amphetamine Vitamin C tablets, which was lucky because it suddenly dawned upon me how unsatisfying suicide is. All I wanted to do was make a point, but why make such a scene if you're not around to witness the result? If you don't get to see the reactions of those you try to affect, commit suicide and you're too dead to get pleasure from it!

Duncan: I threw myself into work. How refreshing to think about just ME for once, about what I wanted. No longer did I have to worry about whether she'd like this film, or what time she wanted to be wherever in the morning. In fact, who needed this love thing anyway? Hadn't it just brought me anguish and pain? After all, I'm not the first one to try and make sense of love. There's been centuries of analysts, preachers, gurus and writers who've tried, and did they find a solution, an answer to the mystery of most peoples' emotional lives?

[last lines]::Duncan: So one day I decided, I wasn't going to play this game anymore. I didn't understand the rules, and the injuries were just too painful. [while watching TV with his new stereo system, Duncan is interrupted by his downstairs neighbor]::Duncan: And then I met Angela.

Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical (2005)

Actors

• Tom Arntzen (actor)
• Tom Arntzen (actor)
• Dennis Arriola (actor)
• Ross Atley (actor)
• Scott Augustine (actor)
• James Bearden (actor)
• Jamie Bishton (actor)
• Jonathan Bruce (actor)
• Christian Campbell (actor)
• Tseng Chang (actor)
• Robert Clarke (actor)
• Alan Cumming (actor)
• Alan Cumming (actor)
• Alan Cumming (actor)
• Michael Antonakos (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Musical

Taglines:

The feel-good event of the year!

Quotes:

Sally DeBains: So, how tall are you, Jimmy?::Jimmy: Five feet, nine inches.::Sally DeBains: Let's forget the five feet and concentrate on the nine inches.

Jack Stone: Quit squawkin'. You got more static than the radio.

Mary Lane: I think I've been shot! [collapses, Sally screams]::Sally DeBains: She fell down!

Mary Lane: Say, is this a fraternity sweater? Is Jimmy hanging out with college boys?::Ralph Wiley: Why, yes, yes, he is. We at Phi Beta Cannabis were so taken with Jimmy, we decided to pledge him... early... while he's still in high school... to avoid the rush.::Mary Lane: Well, that's the bee's knees! Wait 'til that Suzy Mayberry hears about this!::Ralph Wiley: Let's celebrate... with a smoke!::Mary Lane: Hold on! This isn't that reefer I've read about, is it?::Ralph Wiley: Oh, no, of course not. This is a special cigarette. All the rage with the college girls... in Paris.::Mary Lane: Paris?::Ralph Wiley: Oh, yes.::Mary Lane: Well, if I'm going to be dating a fraternity man...::[Ralph shoves a reefer stick in her mouth]

FDR: A little orphan girl once told me that the sun would come out tomorrow. Her adopted father was a powerful billionaire so I suppressed the urge to laugh in her face, but now, by gum, I think she may have been on to something!

[last lines]::Parents: It's time for parents to take a stand / For the preservation of this great land / 'Till the things that scare us are burned or banned, / Or smashed to smithereens! / And once the reefer has been destroyed, / We'll start on Darwin and Sigmund Freud, / And sex depicted on celluloid, / And communists and queens!::Lecturer: When danger's near, exploit their fear!::Parents: The end will justify the means!

[Ralph, hallucinating, opens a closet door and sees Satan sodomizing Mary]::Mary Lane: Remember me, Ralph? I've been sent to hell! A pubescent edition of Jezebel. It hurts a lot to bend! But, at least, I've made a friend.::Ralph Wiley: Shut up!::Satan: You murdered her, Ralph!::Mary Lane: Murdered me!::Ralph Wiley: Murdered you!::Jimmy: Murdered me!::Ralph Wiley: Murdered them!::Jack Stone: [to Mae] What's eating him?::Ralph Wiley: Jack! I saw Satan! And the kid. And Satan! And the girl. And *Satan*!

Jimmy: Mary Jane, oh Mary Jane. You conquered me like Charlemagne.

Sally DeBains: Yes, I'm waiting for your business in this carnal carnivale. Take a one-way ticket to the Bacchanal. So come on Jimmy, come on give me, *reefer love*!

Jimmy Harper: There's blood on my hands, and mud on my name. My id threw a party and everyone came. My innocence ravished, my virtue devoured, I can't count the strangers with whom I have showered!

Much Ado About Something (2001)

Actors

• Scott Ainslie (actor)
• Dean Atkinson (actor)
• John Baker (actor)
• John Baker (actor)
• Peter Barker (actor)
• Tony Barry (actor)
• Jonathan Bate (actor)
• Mario Brignani (actor)
• Bill Browning (actor)
• Richard Burnip (actor)
• Nicholas Cassim (actor)
• Callum Coates (actor)
• Callum Coates (actor)
• James Dunn (actor)
• Gionato Agisti (actor)

Genres

• Documentary
• Mystery

The Fifteen Minute Hamlet (1995)

Actors

• Paul Ben-Victor (actor)
• Paul Ben-Victor (actor)
• Paul Ben-Victor (actor)
• Paul Ben-Victor (actor)
• Xander Berkeley (actor)
• Tom Flowers (actor)
• Michael Goldberg (actor)
• Philip Seymour Hoffman (actor)
• Philip Seymour Hoffman (actor)
• Philip Seymour Hoffman (actor)
• Todd Louiso (actor)
• Anjul Nigam (actor)
• Austin Pendleton (actor)
• Ernest Perry Jr. (actor)
• Paul Ben-Victor (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Witch Hunt (1994)

Actors

• Eric Bogosian (actor)
• Terry Camilleri (actor)
• Clifton Collins Jr. (actor)
• Christopher Darga (actor)
• Stanley DeSantis (actor)
• John Durbin (actor)
• John Epperson (actor)
• Zaid Farid (actor)
• Christopher John Fields (actor)
• Robert Goolrick (actor)
• Mark Habit (actor)
• James Harper (actor)
• Aaron Heyman (actor)
• Dennis Hopper (actor)
• Gregory Bell (actor)

Genres

• Crime
• Fantasy
• Mystery

Taglines:

It's a new kind of evil, as old as time.

Quotes:

Kim Hudson: What about our marriage?::Gottlieb: That wasn't a marriage, that was a license to shop.

Senator Larson Crockett: Hypolyta Lavoe Kropotkin, are you now or have you ever been a witch?

Senator Crockett: I'll tell ya what yer gonna get, yer gonna get double-digit inflation, and a designated hitter, and wars in countries you've never even heard of! Now that's what I call a world without magic!

Senator Crockett: Let me tell you a little something about 'The People' Phil; you lock any ten of them in a room, they may not elect a leader, but I guarantee they'll pick someone to hate.

Kings and Queens of England Volume II (1994)

Actors

• Ian Brooker (actor)
• John Fenner (actor)
• Simon Kirk (actor)
• Angus MacDonald (actor)
• Tim Meacock (actor)
• Richard Nunn (actor)
• Robert Powell (actor)
• Phil Reynolds (actor)
• Vanessa Comer (actress)
• Leslie Lancaster (actress)
• Bob Carruthers (producer)
• Graham Holloway (producer)
• Kate Dunn (writer)
• Graham Holloway (director)
• Paul Perrins (editor)

Genres

Kings and Queens of England Volume I (1993)

Actors

• Ian Brooker (actor)
• John Fenner (actor)
• Giovanni Guarino (actor)
• Simon Kirk (actor)
• Tim Meacock (actor)
• Robert Powell (actor)
• Phil Reynolds (actor)
• Vanessa Comer (actress)
• Kate Dunn (actress)
• Mary MacDonald (actress)
• Bob Carruthers (producer)
• Graham Holloway (producer)
• Kate Dunn (writer)
• Graham Holloway (director)
• Ralph Tittley (editor)

Genres

Elstree Calling (1930)

Actors

• Teddy Brown (actor)
• Donald Calthrop (actor)
• Bobbie Comber (actor)
• Will Fyffe (actor)
• Lawrence Green (actor)
• Tommy Handley (actor)
• Gordon Harker (actor)
• Jack Hulbert (actor)
• John Longden (actor)
• Ivor McLaren (actor)
• Nathan Shacknovsky (actor)
• John Stuart (actor)
• Jameson Thomas (actor)
• Helen Burnell (actress)
• Gordon Begg (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Musical

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  2003, role: actress
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  1994, role: actress
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  1994, role: actress
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