Ross and Gil Are Zombies (2014)

Actors

• Tom Harden (actor)
• Garrett Marchbank (actor)
• Alex McPherson (actor)
• Colin McPherson (actor)
• Sam Sarpong (actor)
• David Smith (actor)
• Rick Zieff (actor)
• Maysen Michaels (actress)
• Kim Ludwig (producer)
• Myke Michaels (producer)
• Richard Sanchez (producer)
• Jerome Watson (producer)
• Robert Watson (producer)
• Mark Westmore (producer)
• Richard Wetzel (producer)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Taglines:

You can't escape your destiny, especially if you're a bit player

The Evolved: Part One (2006)

Actors

• Jamie D. Allen (actor)
• Michael Down (actor)
• John Turner (actor)
• Ellen Mellon (actress)
• Rust Z. Fortune (producer)
• Andrew Senior (producer)
• Phillip Barron (writer)
• Man of Bronze (writer)
• Andrew Senior (writer)
• Wrong Animal (composer)
• Andrew Senior (director)
• John Turner (director)
• Andrew Senior (editor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

If only God existed, maybe he could help you.

Team America: World Police (2004)

Actors

• Phil Hendrie (actor)
• John D. Kim (actor)
• John D. Kim (actor)
• John D. Kim (actor)
• Maurice LaMarche (actor)
• Josiah D. Lee (actor)
• Paul Louis (actor)
• David Michie (actor)
• Daran Norris (actor)
• Trey Parker (actor)
• Trey Parker (actor)
• Trey Parker (actor)
• Trey Parker (actor)
• Trey Parker (actor)
• Phil Hendrie (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Adventure
• Comedy
• Music

Taglines:

Putting The "F" Back In Freedom.
Freedom Hangs By A Thread.

Quotes:

Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

Spottswoode: Remember, there is no "I" in "Team America".::Intelligence: [pause] Yes, there is.

Gary Johnston: Jesus, this is a nice limo.::Spottswoode: Yes, it is. Now suck my cock.

Spottswoode: From what I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.N.C.E has gathered, it would be 9/11 times 100.::Gary Johnston: 9/11 times a hundred? Jesus, that's...::Spottswoode: Yes, 91,100.::Chris: Basically, all the worst parts of the bible.

Spottswoode: Go get'em, cowboy.

Chris: All right, we fuckin' did it.

Spottswoode: Great job, team. Head back to base for debriefing and cocktails.

Lisa: Gary, you didn't kill your brother. Those gorillas did.

Kim Jong Il: I was sent from pranet Xiron to conquer the Earf / I had a twiffic pran - I thought it would work / I tried to get the Earfrings all to kill each other, y'see / But it all went wrong and now I must decree / You are worthress Arec Barrwin / You are worthress Arec Barrwin / You have faiwred in every way / and now my stock in you has fawren / Your career is stawrin' / and you're worthress Arec Barrwin / That's why I brew your head off / And your chirdren are all bawrin' / Pranet Xiron is inhabited with Xipods rike me / But arso with Balmacs who are giant bees / The Xipods and the Balmacs are at constant war / So we wanted a new home and that's what Earf was for / But you are worthress Arec Barrwin / You are worthress Arec Barrwin / You fucked up my whole plan / and now Xiron is smeared with Balmac porren / Your garbage needs some hawring / and you're worthress Arec Barrwin / Now I must return home a faiwrure / I'm afraid the pit of Cryrock is cawrin'.

Kim Jong Il: You are worthress, Arec Barrwin!

Glover, Danny Filmography

• Scout
  2015, role: actor , character name: Red
• Killing Winston Jones
  2014, role: actor , character name: Washington Carver
• Long Day Journey
  2014, role: actor
• Blackbird
  2014, role: actor , character name: Captain David Nicol
• Back in the Day
  2014, role: actor , character name: Eddie 'Rocks' Travor
• Caffeinated
  2014, role: actor , character name: Coffee Lover
• Legalize It
  2014, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Tokarev
  2014, role: actor , character name: Detective St. John
• The Great Gilly Hopkins
  2014, role: actor
• Bad Asses
  2014, role: actor , character name: Bernie Pope
• Alice Walker: Beauty in Truth
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• American Revolutionary: The Evolution of Grace Lee Boggs
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• We Are Many
  2013, role: producer
• Highland Park
  2013, role: actor , character name: Ed
• Concerning Violence
  2013, role: producer
• Mentryville
  2013, role: actor , character name: Dr. Locke
• Muhammad Ali's Greatest Fight
  2013, role: actor , character name: Justice Thurgood Marshall
• The Welcome Table Project
  2013, role: producer
• Chasing Shakespeare
  2013, role: actor , character name: William Ward
• Tula: The Revolt
  2013, role: actor , character name: Shinishi
• Extraction
  2013, role: actor , character name: Harding
• Space Warriors
  2013, role: actor , character name: Commander Phillips
• Shuffleton's Barbershop
  2013, role: actor , character name: Charlie Shuffleton
• The Shift
  2013, role: actor , character name: Floyd
• The Bouquet
  2013, role: actor , character name: Reverend John
• Agents of Change: Black Students and the Transformation of the American University
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• One for Ten
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Lamma shoftak
  2012, role: producer
• Shenandoah
  2012, role: producer
• The House I Live In
  2012, role: producer
• Highway
  2012, role: producer
• Hannah's Law
  2012, role: actor , character name: Isom Dart
• LUV
  2012, role: actor , character name: Arthur
• Sins Expiation
  2012, role: actor , character name: Father Leonard
• Macbett (The Caribbean Macbeth)
  2012, role: actor , character name: King Duncan
• Supremacy
  2012, role: actor , character name: Mr. Walker
• Occupy Los Angeles
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The MLK Streets Project
  2012, role: actor , character name: Narrator
• The Savoy King: Chick Webb & the Music That Changed America
  2012, role: actor , character name: Count Basie
• Casting By
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Children's Republic
  2012, role: actor , character name: Dubem
• Heart of Blackness
  2011, role: actor , character name: Vaudreuil
• The Black Power Mixtape 1967-1975
  2011, role: producer
• Dum Maaro Dum
  2011, role: producer
• The Black Power Mixtape 1967-1975
  2011, role: actor
• Mysteria
  2011, role: actor , character name: Investigator
• Donovan's Echo
  2011, role: actor , character name: Donovan Matheson
• Playing Doctor
  2011, role: actor , character name: Dr. Arnett
• Age of the Dragons
  2011, role: actor , character name: Ahab
• Son of Morning
  2011, role: actor , character name: Gabriel Peters

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Maybe - Dana Glover
• Cherish - Dana Glover
• A Reason - Dana Glover
• The Way (Radio Song) - Dana Glover
• Testimony - Dana Glover
• Rain - Dana Glover
• It Is You (I Have Loved) - Dana Glover
• Thinking Over - Dana Glover
• River Of Love - Dana Glover
• Make It Real - Dana Glover
• Falling into Love - Dana Glover
• Almost Had It All - Dana Glover
• Planned On You - Dana Glover
• Rayne - Dana Glover
• Daddy - Dana Glover
• The Truth Lies - Dana Glover
• Start All Over Again - Dana Glover
• Dana Glover - Dana Glover

Here I go climbing a mountain
It's much too high for me
And here I go crossing the ocean
Losing myself, getting lost in the sea
Where did I go wrong
When did I stop singing a love song
Maybe I was wrong
Maybe I was blind and could not see
Maybe you were never the one
Maybe you were not the one for me
Maybe
Here I go posing a question
Not sure of what I'll hear
Here I go refusing to let you answer
Until I make myself so very clear
We can take what was wrong
We can end these words in a love song
Maybe if we try
Maybe we can start again when we've already said good-bye
Maybe we can still be what we always dreamed that we could be
And I know that I was wrong to let you go
But I'm still holding on to let you know
Maybe I was wrong
Maybe I was blind and could not see
Oh but baby I'll be strong
And I'll sacrifice the very breath I breathe
If I could only hear you say to me
When I ask you if you think you still love me

Carefree is what we claim we wanna be
Free to live the life that we have found
Shame on you and shame on me
It's living when we're laying our lives down
People hear me when I say
No one knows the hour or day
Be prepared to live your way
When everything could change
Cherish every moment of your life
Don't let the days of good and bad just pass you by
And cherish every moment you're together
Cause you will never know
When your days are gone
Hold onto the ones you love
They're gone, within the twinkle of an eye
People hear me when I say
No on knows the hour or day
Be prepared to live your way
When everythingcould change
Cherish every moment of your life
Don't let the days of good and bad just pass you by
And cherish every moment you're together
Cause you will never know
When your days are gone
People hear me when i say
No one knows the hour or day
People hear me when i say
No one knows the hour or day
Cherish every moment
Cherish every moment
Don't let the days of good and bad just pass you by
And cherish every moment you're together
Cause you will never know when your days are gone
Don't let the days of good and bad just pass you by
And cherish every moment you're together
Cause you will never know
When your days are gone
When your days are gone
When your days are gone
They're gone, they're gone
Cherish every moment of the day now (every moment of your life)
Cherish every moment of the day now, cherish all your life
Cherish every moment of the day now, cherish all your life
Cherish every moment of the day now, cherish all your life
Cherish yeah yeah

Two steps forward, three steps back
And I don't know where we are
You say it your way and I'll say it mine
And we are lost here in the dark
Not just a matter of talking it out
You know it don't mean nothing if there's something to hide
And ooooh I know you know just want I'm talking about
There's an unspoken hestiation we both really though
Am I here, am I there
Tell me where I belong
All that I need is a reason
Am I wrong, am I right
Are we saying goodbye
Give me something to believe in
Cause all that I need is a reason
It's complicated so overrated
Say all we need is a lie
And my baby believe me
I wish it was that easy
Sometimes love just isn't any right
This indecision is wearing me down
I can no longer something so undefined
I've got to know if I was lost and then found
This situation has got me crazy, going out of mind
Am I here, am I there
Tell me where I belong
All that I need is a reason
Am I wrong, am I right
Are we saying goodbye
Give me something to believe in
Cause all that I need is a reason
If you would only just leave your fear on this flower
I'd be the one who'd never let you go and you know that I know
All that I need, all that I need is a reason
All I need, all I need
Yea yea yea
Am I here, am I there
Tell me where I belong
You know all that I need is a reason
Am I wrong, am I right
Are you saying goodbye
Give me something to believe in
Cause all that I need all that I need is a reason
Am I here, am I there
Tell me where I belong
All that I need is a reason
Am I wrong, am I right
Are you saying goodbye
Give me something
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa...
All that I need
Yea yea now
All that I need, all that I need

Well I guess it's just the way it's got to be
I can't expect the whole world to stop turning just to listen to me
Besides everybody thinks that they're the one that's got something to say
It's the way it's been it's always been the way
It's a really fine feeling what I'm feeling on the radio
Cause I can hear the words but I just can't feel the soul
Said the tides are turning but nothing ever seems to change
When I turn the dial the groove still feels the same
Yeah, yeah yeah
Well I guess it's just the way it's got to be
Whose to say I'm the only one living in reality
But there's a melody I'm singing keeps me feeling like I'm never alone
I'll just sit right here and sing all the way home
Is anybody feeling what I'm feeling on the radio
Cause I can hear the words but I just can't feel the soul
Said the tides are turning but nothing ever seems to change
When I turn the dial the groove still feels the same
Well I guess it's just the way, that things will have to be, yeah
Well what if I could just live in that wonderland
Where Stevie touches my heart with his hands
And Aretha sings about a do right man all night long just for me
That'd be the way that it would be
My my my my my my...
Is anybody feeling what I'm feeling what I'm feeling what I'm feeling on the radio
Is anybody feeling what I'm feeling what I'm feeling what I'm feeling on the radio
Is there a James Brown, or an Al Green, or an anybody who knows what I mean
Oh my my, whoo whoo
Chaka Kahn, I feel for you
Is anybody feeling what I'm feeling what I'm feeling what I'm feeling on the radio
Is anybody feeling what I'm feeling what I'm feeling what I'm feeling on the radio

It's just another, testimony
That you are my, my one and only
You're my kind, my perfect find
And you are mine
It's just another, testimony
Make me believe, in matrimony with you baby
You're my kind, my perfect find
And you are mine
Everybody knew that I'd never be the one
To give my love no I'd turn and I'd run in the other direction
Now nobody can believe just what they see
But they see you and they see me give all my love and affection
Another testimony
That you are my, my one and only
You're my kind, my perfect find
And you are mine
Now well, I can't explain it
Thought I'd never entertain it
I'm picturing a ring on my finger
And now that I'm alone at home I hold your favorite cologne
Sometimes I'll spray it and let it linger
You're my kind
(Everybody knew that I'd never be the one
To give my love no I'd turn and I'd run)
Whoa whoa whoa
Whoa whoa whoa
(Now nobody can believe just what they see
But they see you and they see me love)
Whoa whoa whoa
It's just another, testimony
That you are my, my one and only
You're my kind, my perfect find
And you are, and you are, and you are heeeey
It's just another, testimony
Make me believe, in matrimony
You're my kind, my perfect find
And you are and you are mine
You're my kind, my perfect find
Heeeey
You're my kind, my perfect find
Just another, testimony
Just another, testimony
Just another, testimony
Mmmm, Mmmm, Mmmm
Mmmm testimony
Mmmm testimony
Mmmm testimony
Mmmm testimony
Testiony testimony testimony testimony
Mmmmm

Rain
Rain
Rain, Her mother gave her a name on a weary day
24 hours of pain then she gave her away
Into the arms of another family
Into a life of confusion and misery
Rain, day after day in her room where the walls are bare
No dream exist in the eyes of her empty stare
Night after night in her room with no one to care
She lays her head down to cry and whispers a prayer
Oh woah
Oh God there must be some mistake
But no one's ever loved me
I'd like to believe in you and I try
But I'm just so lonely
Rain
Rain
Rain, one tennis shoe on the ledge one in midair
She feels a whisperin breeze rushing through her hair
She lifts her face to the sky in complete dispair
And cries aloud in the night with her very last prayer
Oh God there must be some mistake
But no one's ever loved me
But if there's something more in my life you can make
Here I am won't you show me
And then the clouds begain to roll
And the peace replaced her pain
And on her face and in her soul
She felt the drops of that sweet, sweet
Rain
Pourin' Rain
I need your love to rain down on me

There is something that I see
In the way you look at me
There's a smile
There's a truth in your eyes
But an unexpected way
On this unexpected day
Could it mean this is where I belong
It is you I have loved all along
There's no more mystery
It is finally clear to me
You're the home
My heart searched for so long
And it is you I have loved all along
There were times I ran to hide
Afraid to show the other side
Alone in the night without you
But now I know just who you are
And I know you hold my heart
Finally this is where I belong
It is you I have loved all along
There's no more mystery
It is finally clear to me
You're the home
My heart searched for so long
And it is you I have loved all along
Over and over, I'm filled with emotion
Your love, it rushes through my veins
And I am filled with the sweetest devotion
As I, I look into your perfect face
There's no more mystery
It is finally clear to me
You're the home
My heart searched for so long
And it is you I have loved
It is you I have loved

I've been searching for a reason
And I'm running out of time
I can feel that it's the season
It's time to make up my mind
And I can't really tell you what I'm gonna do
There are so many thoughts in my head
There are two roads to walk down and one road to choose
So I'm thinking over the things that you've said
Thinking over the things...
I'm thinking over
Thinking over
Thinking over
The things that you've said
And I'm thinking over
Thinking over
Thinking over the things...
Am I ready for forever?
Oh, God, show me a sign
'Cause if we're to be together
Then it's got to be divine
And I can't really tell you what I'm gonna do
There are so many thoughts in my head
There are two roads to walk down and one road to choose
So I'm thinking over the things that you've said
Thinking over the things...
I'm thinking over
Thinking over
Thinking over
The things that you've said
And I'm thinking over
Thinking over
Thinking over the things...
He wants to marry me
Carry me far away
He wants to love me for life
He wants to be with me
Every morning I awake
He wants to hold me through the night
Father, which way should I go?
I cannot clearly see
Oh, I love him so
But only you know if he's the one for me
Thinking over
The things that you've said
I'm thinking over
Thinking over
Only you know if he's the one for me
I cant really tell you
What I'm gonna do
There are so many thoughts in my head
There are two roads to walk down
And one road to choose
So I'm thinking over
The things that you've said
Thinking over

Over joy I could cry a thousand tears
Til they'd all run dry
And in your love, I could lose track of the years
The fire intensifies
And, oh i feel your depth of devotion
Pulling me under to the depths of the ocean with you
Your love is like the river
My soul is like the sea
Open and full of waves of emotion
As your love, your love flows into me
In my life most everything will come and go
Life is a season of change
But in my life, it puts a smile on my face to know
That your love, your love, your love remains the same
Like the sunshine
You remain in my heart and my soul and my mind
Your love is like the river
My soul is like the sea
Open and full of waves of emotion
As your love, your love flows into me
Your love is like the river
My soul is like the sea
Open and full of waves of emotion
As your love, your love flows into me
Let it flow, let it flow, let it flow
(let the river flow thru me)
(let the river of love flow thru me, oh)
(let the river flow to me)
You remain like the sunshine
And you'll stay in my heart and my soul and my mind
Your love is like the river
My soul is like the sea
Open and full of waves of emotion
As your love, your love flows into me
Your love is like the river
My soul is like the sea
Open and full of waves of emotion
As your love, your love, your love
Your love, your love
As your love, your love flows into me

Where we walk, down the road, everyday
With a plastic smile and we wave like we're in a parade
Oooh and then we pass one another
And nothing but a "how do you do"
Oh but it makes me smile
And we'd stop for awhile
And just give me the truth now
We can make it real
Open your heart
Cause that's when you start
To truly feel
We can make it real
Look in my eyes
You feel it inside
Yea I know you will
We can make it real now now
We can make it
Let your mind, take a walk, in the rain
Let you head roll back, touch the joy, remember the pain
Cause we can talk about the weather
We can weather it together my friend
Yes we can
And the sun will shine on your heart and mine
We will feel it again and again and again
We can make it real
Open your heart
Cause that's when you start
To truly feel
We can make it real
Look in my eyes
You'll feel it inside
Yea I know you will
We can make it real yea
No we can make it real
This life that we're liven
It's all that we're given
It's all little precious time
Cause now it's the moment
Let your emotions breathe in the open sky
Baby try to make it real
We can make it real now
Baby try to make it real
We can make it
We can make it real whoa we can make it real whoa
Open your heart
Cause that's when you start
To truly feel
We can make it real
Look in my eyes
You'll feel it inside
Yea I know you will
We can make it real
Open your heart
Cause that's when you start
To truly feel
We can make it real
Look in my eyes
Oh we can make it real