The Inn Keeper (2010)

Actors

• Bruce Daniels (actor)
• Drew Droege (actor)
• Brett Gelman (actor)
• Matt Jones (actor)
• Mike Rose (actor)
• Sam Trammell (actor)
• Erin Foley (actress)
• Nicol Paone (actress)
• Mike Farah (producer)
• Christin Trogan (producer)
• Erin Foley (writer)
• Lauren Palmigiano (director)
• Will Beckstein (miscellaneous crew)
• Sam Varela (miscellaneous crew)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

The Inn Keeper (2010)

Actors

• Bruce Daniels (actor)
• Drew Droege (actor)
• Brett Gelman (actor)
• Matt Jones (actor)
• Mike Rose (actor)
• Sam Trammell (actor)
• Erin Foley (actress)
• Nicol Paone (actress)
• Mike Farah (producer)
• Christin Trogan (producer)
• Erin Foley (writer)
• Lauren Palmigiano (director)
• Will Beckstein (miscellaneous crew)
• Sam Varela (miscellaneous crew)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Larry the Cable Guy's Christmas Spectacular (2007)

Actors

• Jim Breuer (actor)
• Charlie Callas (actor)
• Rich Delia (actor)
• Cole Downing (actor)
• Sean Patrick Flaherty (actor)
• Flavor Flav (actor)
• Ricardo Gil (actor)
• Damien Horton (actor)
• Penn Jillette (actor)
• Jay Johnston (actor)
• Jamie Kennedy (actor)
• Kid Rock (actor)
• Larry the Cable Guy (actor)
• Mark A. Neely (actor)
• Jim Breuer (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Quotes:

Mama: I always wondered where Santa got that phrase 'ho ho ho' from, then I saw his wife.

Tom Cruise impersonator: My name is Tom and I'm a Scientologist.::Larry: Everybody sit down, this could take a while... I'm not sure I even know what a scientologist is.::Tom Cruise impersonator: Scientology is the most famous religion in the world, and it was founded by a science fiction writer and if that's not enough, John Travolta is one of us.::Larry: You expect me to put a figure in this picture of a religion based on Star Wars and Danny Bobbarino? Let me know when the Mothership arrives and the aliens come.

Larry: [asked to put a Buddhist figure in his nativity scene] Are there any buddhists in the audience tonight? How about that fat guy in the diaper? [a sumo wrestler comes on stage] Holy Lord, don't eat the sheep.

Larry: Miss Shania Twain! [the shepherd removes its costume to reveal Mama]::Mama: Hit it boys!::Larry: Wait a minute, where's Shania? [sees on the screen, Shania tied up, about Mama] Shania Twain, looks more like Mark Twain.

Larry: The 3 wise men, at midnight they turn back into janitors.

Army of Darkness (1992)

Actors

• Sol Abrams (actor)
• Deke Anderson (actor)
• Andy Bale (actor)
• Josh Becker (actor)
• Brad Bradbury (actor)
• J Michael Briggs (actor)
• Billy Bryan (actor)
• Bruce Campbell (actor)
• Charlie Campbell (actor)
• Don Campbell (actor)
• Eric Clarke (actor)
• Harley Cokeliss (actor)
• Marcus Gilbert (actor)
• Richard Grove (actor)
• Ian Abercrombie (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Fantasy
• Horror

Taglines:

He's a 20th century guy, trapped in the middle ages.
Foretold by a mystical book. Forewarned by a wiseman. Fulfilled by a wise guy.
Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas
1 Man, 1 Million dead, The odds are just about even.
They move. They breathe. They suck.
Sound the trumpets, Raise the drawbridge, and drop the Oldsmobile
How can you destroy an army that's already dead?
In an age of darkness. At a time of evil. When the world needed a hero. What it got was him.

Quotes:

Old Woman: I'll swallow your soul!::Ash: Come get some.

Sheila: You found me beautiful once...::Ash: Honey, you got reeeal ugly!

Ash: Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

Ash: Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store.::Possessed woman: Who the hell are you?::Ash: Name's Ash.::[cocks rifle]::Ash: Housewares.

[last lines]::Ash: [voiceover] Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I *am* king.::[Ash grabs girl close]::Ash: Hail to the king, baby.::[Ash kisses the girl]

Arthur: How will we stop an army of the dead at our castle walls? How will you fight that? With more words? Most of our people have already fled. We are but sixty men.

Ash: It's a trick. Get an axe.

Sheila: I may be bad... but I feel gooood.

Ash: Yeah!::[after shooting King Arthur's sword in half]::Ash: Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

[first lines]::[opening monologue]::Ash: My name is Ash and I am a slave. Close as I can figure, the year is thirteen hundred A.D and I'm being dragged to my death. It wasn't always like this, I had a real life, once. A job.::Ash: [now Ash is in a flashback] Umm... Hardware aisle twelve, shop smart, shop S-Mart!::Ash: [back to monologue] I had a wonderful girlfriend Linda. Together we drove to a small cabin in the mountains. It seems an archeologist had come to this remote place to translate and study his latest find: Necronomiconexmortis. The Book of the Dead. Bound in human flesh and inked in blood, this ancient Samarian text contained bizarre burial rights, funeral incantations, and demon resurrection passages, it was never meant for the world of the living. The book awoke something dark in the woods, something evil.::[something crashes through the window of the cabin and Linda screams]::Ash: It took Linda. Then it came after me, it got into my hand and it went bad, so I lopped it off at the wrist.::[Ash is seen cutting off his hand]::Ash: But that didn't stop it, it came back big time.::Ash: [Ash gets pulled into the vortex holding onto the doorway] For God's sake how do you stop it?::[Ash falls into the vortex and the opening credits start]

Mary and Joseph: A Story of Faith (1979)

Actors

• Gabi Amrani (actor)
• Moti Baharav (actor)
• Joseph Bee (actor)
• Ya'ackov Ben-Sira (actor)
• Israel Biderman (actor)
• Lloyd Bochner (actor)
• Shay Duffin (actor)
• Peter Dykstra (actor)
• Jeff East (actor)
• Yehuda Efroni (actor)
• Paul Hecht (actor)
• Noam Kedem (actor)
• Murray Matheson (actor)
• Stephen McHattie (actor)
• Mosko Alkalai (actor)

Genres

• Biography
• Drama

Quotes:

Joseph: I hope you enjoyed yourself... with your gypsy.::Mary: You're jealous. Joseph, it was just that he made me laugh. He made me feel happy.::Joseph: And I don't?::Mary: I didn't mean it that way. It's just that... you're so proud... and you get so angry.

Joseph: But I have nothing to give you. I-I'm only an apprentice. I really don't know how'd I make a living for us. I can imagine what your father would say. Well I know what I would say... I really don't think your mother likes me...::Mary: Joseph, don't you want to know what I would say? I would say that I loved you the moment I saw you and that I will love you as long as I live.

Gawain and the Green Knight (1973)

Actors

• Peter Copley (actor)
• Michael Crane (actor)
• Willoughby Goddard (actor)
• Nigel Green (actor)
• Robert Hardy (actor)
• Murray Head (actor)
• Richard Hurndall (actor)
• Ronald Lacey (actor)
• David Leland (actor)
• Murray Melvin (actor)
• George Merritt (actor)
• Ian Richardson (actor)
• Robert Rietty (actor)
• Anthony Sharp (actor)
• Geoffrey Bayldon (actor)

Genres

• Adventure
• Fantasy

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Wiseman - Slightly Stoopid

Said the man
Who feel him a fool
For he be the wiseman
For the man
Who don't think he's a fool he
Control his destiny
But he's too cool for himself
For himself
For himself
All i need
Is something to keep me movin' on
In a world
Where violence reigns
And everybody seems so strange to me
Said the man
Who feel him a fool
For he be the wise man
For the man
Who dont feel him a fool he
Control his destiny
Yeah he's too cool for himself
For himself
For himself
Ohhhh ohhh ohhhh oh
This weapon of destruction
Swallows peoples suffering
And no confusion
You aint winnin' if your losin'
We don't need
Said the man
Who feel him a fool he
For he be the wiseman
For the man
Who don't think he's a fool he
Control his destiny
But he's too cool for himself
For himself
For himself