Rogan, Joe Filmography

• J. Edgar
  2011, role: miscellaneous crew
• Improv 101
  2010, role: actor
• Improv 101
  2010, role: producer
• Improv 101
  2010, role: director
• Improv 101
  2010, role: editor
• Cover Shot
  2006, role: miscellaneous crew

Rogan, Joe Filmography

• The Culture High
  2014, role: actor , character name: Himself
• UFC 156 Aldo vs. Edgar
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Chronic-Con, Episode 420: A New Dope
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Owned & Operated
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Joe Rogan Live from the Tabernacle
  2012, role: writer
• UFC 148
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Here Comes the Boom
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Joe Rogan Live from the Tabernacle
  2012, role: producer
• Zookeeper
  2011, role: actor , character name: Gale
• UFC Live 4
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• UFC on Versus: Sanchez vs. Kampmann
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• UFC 127: Penn vs. Fitch
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• UFC 120: Bisping vs. Akiyama
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself - Ringside Commentator
• Countdown to UFC 117
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• UFC 108: Evans vs. Silva
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• UFC 110: Nogueira vs. Velasquez
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• UFC 122: Marquardt vs. Okami
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• DMT: The Spirit Molecule
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• Marijuana: A Chronic History
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Venus & Vegas
  2010, role: actor , character name: Richie
• UFC 116: Lesnar vs. Carwin
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Joe Rogan: Talking Monkeys in Space
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• UFC 107: BJ Penn vs. Diego Sanchez
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• UFC's Ultimate 100 Greatest Fights
  2009, role: actor
• Joe Rogan: Talking Monkeys in Space
  2009, role: producer
• UFC 102: Couture vs. Nogueira
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Tragic Side of Comedy
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• UFC 101: Declaration
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• UFC 98: Evans vs. Machida
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• UFC 99: The Comeback
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• UFC 96: Jackson vs. Jardine
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• UFC 105: Couture vs. Vera
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• UFC 97: Redemption
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• UFC 94: St-Pierre vs. Penn 2
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• UFC 100: Lesnar vs. Mir
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• UFC 95: Sanchez vs. Stevenson
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• UFC 87: Seek and Destroy
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself - Announcer
• UFC 88: Breakthrough
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself - Color Commentator
• UFC 86: Jackson vs. Griffin
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself - Announcer
• UFC Fight Night: Swick vs Burkman
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself - Announcer
• UFC: Silva vs. Irvin
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself - Announcer
• UFC Fight Night: Florian vs Lauzon
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself - Announcer
• UFC 80: Rapid Fire
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself - Announcer
• UFC 81: Breaking Point
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself - Announcer
• UFC 82: Pride of a Champion
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself - Announcer
• UFC 91: Couture vs. Lesnar
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• UFC 92: The Ultimate 2008
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself - Color Commentary
• UFC 84: Ill Will
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself - Announcer
• UFC 85: Bedlam
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself - Announcer
• American Drug War: The Last White Hope
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself

Famous quotes by Joe Rogan:

"I believe that we're doing the right thing. The press doesn't agree with the president on these things. The people I speak to assure me he is doing the right thing."

"I've known that guy for over 10 years, and he's been stealing jokes and denying it from Day One, ... Joke thieves are a huge problem in the stand-up comedy community, and every now and then one of them becomes successful. That's what you're looking at here with 'Carlos.'"

"The Howard Stern Show."

"has paid him so well, he's hired a camera crew to follow him around on tour. The edited results appear on his website (JoeRogan.net) in regular installments called the ''JoeShow."

"Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get."

"I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion."

"The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time."

"Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that."

"Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends."

"My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends."

"I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator."

"I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way."

"Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that's why everybody loved him so much."

"I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking."

"I've been involved in mixed martial arts since 1997 when I first started working for the UFC."

"I've done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the nuances, the subtleness of the ground game. It's a big part of mixed martial arts."

"That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard."

"But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them."

"I do cagefight commentary in my spare time."

"Reality really is theater. There's no other way to describe it. It's all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic."

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• One Last Kiss - Jerrycan

Down and lost again,
intetions through the door.
Eyes now with some red
It's swollen evermore.
Vision fading fast
You are what I picked.
Said I lost again
That you would have stayed
you would have stayed
Don't turn your head so hard
or all your dreams might slip away
You're just like me.
I already said too much
And I was on my knees.
It's on and on again
Nothing new this day
Take your bottles down
Maybe you should have stayed
you said I lost again
then you would have stayed
You would have stayed
don't turn your head so hard
or all your dreams might slip away
you're just like me
And when I look in your eyes
It's not what I wanna see
But it's all I'll have
And I want a starry night
To push you screaming out of my head
For one last kiss
Just give me one last kiss
Just give me one last kiss
Down and lost again
Intentions through the door
Eyes now with some red
Swollen evermore
Vision fading fast
You I would have picked
Said I lost again
And then you would have stayed
I would have stayed
don't turn your head so hard
or all your dreams might slip away
you're just like me
And when I look in your eyes
It's not what I wanna see
But it's all I'll have
And I want a starry night
To push you screaming out of my head
for one last kiss
Just give me one last kiss