7th Heaven

This weekly television series follows the Camden family as the minister father and stay-at-home mother deal with the drama of having seven children, ranging from toddlers to adults with families of their own. The friends, neighbors, and love interests of the various members of the family weigh heavily on the plot of the series, which seeks to address a real-life issue with each episode.

Cast

• Stephen Collins
• Catherine Hicks
• Barry Watson
• David Gallagher
• Mackenzie Rosman
• Jessica Biel
• Beverley Mitchell
• Happy
• Nikolas Brino
• Lorenzo Brino
• George Stults

• Season 1
• Episode 1: Anything You Want
  Simon Camden: You know, "dog" is "God" spelled backwards....
• Episode 2: Family Secrets
  Matt shocks his family when he reveals his secret--that he is very close friends with a teenage preg...
• Episode 3: In the Blink of an Eye
  Annie Camden: Hey, Simon, no fighting while I'm gone.::Simon Camden: Okay. We'll wait til you get ba...
• Episode 4: No Funerals and a Wedding
  Matt Camden: Renee named her baby after grandma.::Simon Camden: She named her baby Grandma?...
• Episode 5: The Color of God
  Mrs. Mosely: Amen!::Simon Camden: Amen!...
• Episode 6: Halloween
  Randy: Your chick is really drag.::Jimmy Moon: At least I've got one....
• Episode 7: Saturday
  Matt: I'm not attracted to this girl.::Eric: Right...::Lucy: Why not?::Matt: There's no reason why, ...
• Episode 8: What Will People Say?
  Bobby: Simon and Gabrielle sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.::Simon Camden: I never kissed her!::Bob...
• Episode 9: See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil
  Jimmy Moon: I thought you could find something you don't like about me and use it as a reason to kee...
• Episode 10: Last Call for Aunt Julie
  Jimmy Moon: If the machine's on it's because I'm watching the Twilight Zone marathon....
• Episode 11: Now You See Me
  Ellen Jackson: I hear that men of the cloth are really hot....
• Episode 12: With a Little Help from My Friends
  Dwight: Hey, what do you say, wanna come to my birthday party?::Sam: Not unless you pay me.::Dwight:...
• Episode 13: America's Most Wanted
  Matt Camden: Is it me or is that Corey chick a pain?...
• Episode 14: Seven Is Enough
  Annie: The Colonel would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.::Lucy: The Colonel would th...
• Episode 15: Happy's Valentine
  Jimmy Moon: Lucy...::Lucy Camden: Yeah?::Jimmy Moon: Someday I will kiss you, I just don't want it t...
• Episode 16: Brave New World
  Annie: But I thought you liked school.::Ruthie: I like peanut butter, but I don't want it everyday....
• Episode 17: Choices
  Lucy: Did you know Buddhists believe suffering is inherited in life?::Matt: Then I must be a Buddhis...
• Episode 18: Faith, Hope and the Bottom Line
  Eric: Faith without risk... is easy.::Annie: And risk without faith, your kind of faith, is scary.::...
• Episode 19: It's About George...
  [after meeting the Colonel and Grandma Ruth]::Jimmy Moon: Why didn't you warn me? I wasn't properly ...
• Episode 20: Say Good-Bye
  Ruthie Camden: Simon sat on Hoowie and squshed him, he's gone forever!...
• Episode 21: Dangerous Liaisons: Part 1
  [Annie is calling the local hotel to see if Ginger is registered there]::Annie: Ginger... somebody. ...
• Episode 22: Dangerous Liaisons: Part 2
  Gladys Bink: They're all nuts!...
• Season 2
• Episode 1: Don't Take My Love Away
  Wilson West has helped ingrate winer Mary trough the whole summer, yet she only grows ruder and refu...
• Episode 2: See You in September
  Eric and Annie selfishly expect the kids to start the school-year on routine so they can enjoy a laz...
• Episode 3: I Love You
  Simon can't resists reading Matt's letters and thus discovers big brother is secretly married to Hea...
• Episode 4: Who Knew?
  A 'cool' schoolmate slips Matt a joint, which he politely tucks away in his shirt-pocket but acciden...
• Episode 5: Says Who?
  Simon is surprisingly successful with pa's suggestion to show how mind-games can convince people of ...
• Episode 6: Breaking Up Is Hard to Do
  After receiving a letter he read to nobody from Heather, Matt borrows what he can from siblings (ess...
• Episode 7: Girls Just Want to Have Fun
  Simon's gentle schoolmate Stan sleeps over but has a horrid nightmare. Simon promises to keep his fr...
• Episode 8: Do Something
  Terminally sick preteen Steve suffers because his overprotective parents keep him constantly in hosp...
• Episode 9: I Hate You
  [last lines]::Charlotte Kerjesz: If only we could stop hating each other......
• Episode 10: Truth or Dare
  Annie: [outside the bathroom door] What are you doing in there?::Ruthie: [in the bathroom] I'm takin...
• Episode 11: Lead, Follow or Get Out of the Way
  After a failed table-spread-trick before the arrival of his new magic kit, the great Simoni sadly in...
• Episode 12: Rush to Judgment
  Simon get sort of addicted to golf, which causes trouble for him, Ruthie and various glass within th...
• Episode 13: Stuck in the Middle with You
  Simon and Ruthie's hope to keep the pair of 'pet' lizards a classmate of her offered for free are fr...
• Episode 14: Red Tape
  Matt is as surprised about the sudden stream of calls from girls as his sisters about the cause, a d...
• Episode 15: Homecoming
  Even bright teacher's pet Simon is terrified by new bully science teacher Hunter to the point of fak...
• Episode 16: It Takes a Village
  Annie Camden: Ah, ah, you can run, but you can't hide.::Lucy Camden: I'll take hiding for now. But y...
• Episode 17: Nothing Endures But Change
  After Simon's school project volcano is carelessly ruined by brainless Ruthie, it's time for him to ...
• Episode 18: My Kinda Guy
  French exchange student Guillaume 'Guy' need a host family stat, so Eric volunteers his, without con...
• Episode 19: Time to Leave the Nest
  Little Sarah James is found wandering on the streets. Warmly welcoming Simon wins her confidence whi...
• Episode 20: Like a Harlot
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• Episode 21: Boyfriends
  Matt is edgy, telling only his sibling he found an out of state summer job so he'll leave home in da...
• Episode 22: ...And Girlfriends
  During this episode, Col. John Camden mentions how they were supposed to stay with a soldier friend ...
• Season 3
• Episode 1: It Takes Two, Baby
  Matt Camden: [to Eric] Hang in there, it's only what? Six months?::Rev. Eric Camden: Yes, son, and w...
• Episode 2: Drunk Like Me
  Matt and his friend Kevin contemplate joining a college fraternity. Annie purchases and old beat up ...
• Episode 3: Cutters
  Matt enters an atypical confidence crisis when a girl campus refuses flat-out to date him or even ac...
• Episode 4: The Legacy
  Simon's classmate Mark Huffs's pa Carl is stopped by a light push from caring biology teacher Lane t...
• Episode 5: ...And a Nice Chianti
  Sheila: [approaches Lucy angrily with two other girls] Hey, Camden, you better meet me by the bus af...
• Episode 6: And the Home of the Brave
  Preparations for grandpa Charles Jackson's wedding, to be celebrated by Eric on Veterans Day, go as ...
• Episode 7: Johnny Get Your Gun
  Simon Camden: Excuse me.::Johnny Morton: Oh, hey, little buddy. Am I in your way?::Simon Camden: It'...
• Episode 8: No Sex, Some Drugs and a Little Rock 'n' Roll
  Ruthie Camden: [as Annie catches Simon drinking coffee] I'm not drinking coffee, I just stole it for...
• Episode 9: Let's Talk About Sex
  Simon invests in a babysitting course, but pays dearly when he lets Annie talk him into trying out o...
• Episode 10: Here Comes Santa Claus
  Like every Christmas, Eric compromises the kids' fun by imposing 'voluntary good deeds' and cheating...
• Episode 11: Nobody Knows...
  Simon is deeply hurt because pa didn't tell him his girlfriend Deena behaves so moodily because of h...
• Episode 12: All That Jazz
  Simon's obsessive worrying what to give Deena for their three month 'anniversary' chases his sleepov...
• Episode 13: The Tribes That Bind
  With the twins birth impending, Eric makes the kids' life miserable by fussing and over-planning, ye...
• Episode 14: In Praise of Women
  Annie: I'm giving birth to twins, and you took a snack break?...
• Episode 15: It Happened One Night
  Simon Camden: What was that?::Mary Camden: Tuna helper.::Simon Camden: So you were supposed to put t...
• Episode 16: Paranoia
  Simon hopes to make the school baseball team, but fears nepotism from the coach, so he asks 'sports ...
• Episode 17: Sometimes That's Just the Way It Is
  The babies still make all siblings miserable. Simon believes shifting to middle child position ended...
• Episode 18: We the People
  Simon risk loosing his paper-round unless he manages to collect in time from scrooge Malone, but cro...
• Episode 19: The Voice
  A school janitor claims that God is talking to him. So the school wants him to retire with his pensi...
• Episode 20: All Dogs Go to Heaven
  Burt Carberry: Reverend, to you think... dogs go to heaven?::Eric: It may be debated in religious ci...
• Episode 21: There Goes the Bride: Part 1
  Simon: The Tooth Fairy doesn't hex. The Tooth Fairy grants wishes - good wishes.::Ruthie: The Tooth ...
• Episode 22: There Goes the Bride: Part 2
  Matt brings unamused Heather, who hoped he would propose again, back to church, where he exposes aft...
• Season 4
• Episode 1: The Tattle Tale Heart
  His wicked sisters selfishly make Matt feel 'guilty' he hasn't moved out yet, although ma still hope...
• Episode 2: Life Is Too Beautiful
  Eric is released from hospital but drives everyone crazy with his pathetic enjoyment of every imagin...
• Episode 3: Yak Sada
  Because this storyline dealt with the then-topical mistreatment and oppression of women by the Talib...
• Episode 4: Come Drive with Me
  Simon lets school friends convince him he should kindly handle a crazy girl who signed his first nam...
• Episode 5: With Honors
  Mary Camden: [to Corey] How did you hide this from everyone?::Corey Conway: It wasn't easy. I couldn...
• Episode 6: Just You Wait and See
  Simon sees no harm in accepting a 'non-date' with Diane until his girl Deena and her pa see them in ...
• Episode 7: Sin...
  Coach Jason Cleary: I understand that some of this has to do with "senioritus". I don't care. You we...
• Episode 8: ...And Expiation
  Mary Camden: We trashed the school gym.::Lucy Camden: What? Who?::Mary Camden: Some of the girls fro...
• Episode 9: Dirty Laundry
  Reading about hunger put Simon off his food, in fact his gloom spreads to all Camdens. Matt is worri...
• Episode 10: Who Nose?
  Simon Camden: [to the guys huffing in the hall] Hey, you guys are going to get a huge headache if yo...
• Episode 11: Forget Me Not
  Robbie fears Eric will never give him a chance when told, now his and Mary's community service goes ...
• Episode 12: All by Myself
  Matt spends the night with Shana in between packing fro New York, but on the couch and it only makes...
• Episode 13: Who Do You Trust?
  Robbie and Mary get to go to the movies on a double-date with his brother Rick and Lucy, but that un...
• Episode 14: Words
  Mary: [to Lucy, about Simon] He called me BIGBUTT!...
• Episode 15: Loves Me, Loves Me Not
  The parents insist on spoiling the kids' Valentine's day by celebrating the baby twins' birthday and...
• Episode 16: Say a Little Prayer for Me
  Eric's reading of an anonymous letter, the juvenile author of which he later shamelessly tracks down...
• Episode 17: Twelve Angry People
  Rev. Camden is called to serve as a juror on a murder trial. Once the deliberations start, he's surp...
• Episode 18: Hoop Dreams
  Jack and Molly Connelly were named after episode writer 'Jon Bastian (I)' (qv)'s maternal grandparen...
• Episode 19: Talk to Me
  After Eric is approached by a mystery girl he can't identify, who won't tell her problem, the Camden...
• Episode 20: Liar, Liar
  Eric is very proud when newspaper reporter Sam Robbins offers to cover his reverend's family. Despit...
• Episode 21: Love Stinks: Part 1
  Mary: Don't break my heart.::Robbie: Don't break my jaw.::Mary: Don't break my heart and I'll have n...
• Episode 22: Love Stinks: Part 2
  [Deena is going to move away]::Eric: Well, don't you think her parents will miss her?::Simon: I just...
• Season 5
• Episode 1: Here We Go Again
  Mary Camden: Yes, I'm starting a new job today.::Rev. Eric Camden: You've had a new job every week t...
• Episode 2: Help!
  Matt Camden: I'm gonna study. I just couldn't this afternoon because every time I looked up from my ...
• Episode 3: Losers
  Mary Camden: [to Eric as he feeds the twins] Where's Mom?::Rev. Eric Camden: I am perfectly capable ...
• Episode 4: Busted
  Simon has another hot date, college girl Marcia, but when Matt turns up as driver, she only has eyes...
• Episode 5: Blind
  Lucy Camden: [to Rachel] Okay. You... be quiet for a second and listen to me! [to Sarah] And you! we...
• Episode 6: Broke
  Simon Camden: [to Mary when she wants to borrow money] No, no, no!::Mary Camden: I will drive you on...
• Episode 7: Bye
  The monthly day when the twins' piggybacks are enriched with §10 is ahead, so the siblings fear the ...
• Episode 8: Gossip
  Eric mentions Ricky Nelson, and Ricky's daughter, 'Tracy Nelson (I)' (qv) is a guest star....
• Episode 9: Tunes
  Rev. Eric Camden: [knocking on Matt's door]::Matt Camden: Who is it?::Rev. Eric Camden: Pants.::Matt...
• Episode 10: Surprise!
  Robbie's ma lost her house and moved away without him and moving in with Cheryl also fell through, s...
• Episode 11: Home
  A month later, perfect house guest Robbie is getting popular with most Camdens, except Annie who chi...
• Episode 12: One Hundred
  The was the last film project for 'Ray Walston' (qv)....
• Episode 13: The Kiss
  Matt Camden: Why can't Robbie move out? I mean, he has a job, he makes good money. It's not like he ...
• Episode 14: V-Day
  Simon Camden: There's a horse sticking its head in our kitchen window, isn't there?...
• Episode 15: Sweeps
  An item found in a lost wallet starts speculations whether it's Simon's or Robbie's and how to make ...
• Episode 16: Parents
  Robbie's father Ed Palmer, a deadbeat who left the boys very young, turns up and slickly gets free b...
• Episode 17: Crazy
  Matt is terrified when summoned stat for a psychological session, standard for med students. After a...
• Episode 18: Apologize
  Simon Camden: You can't have dinner with Wilson, as least not without telling Robbie.::Mary Camden: ...
• Episode 19: Virgin
  Simon: Great. Now everyone will know me as the Virgin Camden. Thanks Mom. Thanks a lot. [Bangs head ...
• Episode 20: Regrets
  Only Robbie refuses to sign, Eric alone not being eligible, Ruthie's petition against a popular ethi...
• Episode 21: Chances...
  Robbie panics when Mary announces she's returning for the summer months, so he tells her to follow p...
• Episode 22: Are
  Robbie gathers the courage to tell Mary openly, now her lies are exposed, their relationship is over...
• Season 6
• Episode 1: Changes
  Annie Camden: I am who I am, and that's who I am!::Rev. Eric Camden: You're Popeye the sailor man, t...
• Episode 2: Teased
  Robbie amuses sneaky cookie-thief Ruthie by nicknaming her Snookie and sets straight Lucy's far less...
• Episode 3: Sympathy
  Robbie offers to pay $200 rent for the garage apartment if it ever gets finished. However the siblin...
• Episode 4: Worked
  Matt Camden: [Proudly announces] I'm gonna be... a gynecologist. [Walks out]::Annie Camden: [to Eric...
• Episode 5: Relationships
  Robbie is insecure, hiding his budding rebound-affair with Lucy. Wilson is deeply hurt when he finds...
• Episode 6: Broken
  Robbie and Lucy gather the courage to tell everybody about their affair, only to find they all knew ...
• Episode 7: Prodigal
  The character of Rev. Eric Camden ('Stephen Collins') in the series is based on real life Ordained M...
• Episode 8: Ay Carumba
  Robbie is happy with his new hot Latina girlfriend Joy Reyes and persuades her rich, devoutly Cathol...
• Episode 9: Lost
  Robbie has spent too much time with Joy on top of his two jobs, so he demands a day off to buckle up...
• Episode 10: Consideration
  Simon's big day, the start of his driving lessons, finally arrived, but Eric just forgot about it. G...
• Episode 11: Pathetic
  Robbie volunteers his own car to give Simon a driving lesson as Eric once more fails to turn up as p...
• Episode 12: Suspicion
  Mary: I think I've forgot everything I learned in school.::Lucy: That's what PBS is for.::Mary: Who'...
• Episode 13: Drunk
  Simon Camden: I'm drunk? Cool....
• Episode 14: Hot Pants
  Annie: [Answering the phone] Hello?::Eric: What are you wearing?::Annie: Eric?::Eric: Yeah, it's me....
• Episode 15: I Really Do
  [Matt enters the kitchen and finds Lucy and Mary staring at him]::Matt: What?::Mary: Could we borrow...
• Episode 16: I Really Did
  Rosina Glass: [to Matt] How can you see my daughters's beautiful smile with your hair in your face l...
• Episode 17: Lip Service
  Morris: [about Jewish holidays] What about the one when you put on the costumes and the masks?::Matt...
• Episode 18: The Ring
  Matt ignores at his peril Robbie and Simon's warning not to believe a girl's claim she needs no gift...
• Episode 19: Letting Go
  The Camden home is surprised, especially Eric, by the arrival of Mary with her lover Ben, his brothe...
• Episode 20: The Known Soldier
  Annie discovers Ruthie is writing to a Marine fighting in Afghanistan as part of a school project. T...
• Episode 21: Holy War: Part 1
  Dr. Hank Hastings: Everything is gonna be fine. Now, say goodbye, Julie.::Julie Camden Hastings: Goo...
• Episode 22: Holy War: Part 2
  Rosina Glass: No, no, eat! Don't let the fact that my heart is breaking stop you!::Rabbi Richard Gla...
• Season 7
• Episode 1: Monkey Business 1
  David Camden: What's up Kevin?::Sam Camden: Hey man....
• Episode 2: Monkey Business Deux
  Mary Camden: Remember when you just met Robbie? You didn't like him either, and now he's living in y...
• Episode 3: The Enemy Within
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• Episode 4: Bowling for Eric
  Kevin Kinkirk: [to Lucy] Honey, you're not going crazy, you're already there....
• Episode 5: The Heart of the Matter
  Ruthie Camden: I have to go. Sam is trying to put David in the dryer....
• Episode 6: Regarding Eric
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• Episode 7: Gabrielle Come Blow Your Horn
  Eric is still recovering from surgery and an associate pastor, Chandler, helps at the church. Kevin ...
• Episode 8: Peer Pressure
  Actor 'Adam LaVorgna' (qv) who played the character Robbie Palmer for four seasons left the show abr...
• Episode 9: Lost Souls
  The band Cody Bryant Band appears in episode 7.9 as Special Music Guest....
• Episode 10: A Cry for Help
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• Episode 11: Sundays
  Annie: The twins need a bath, Happy needs a bath, I need a bath.::Lucy: What does that have to do wi...
• Episode 12: Back in the Saddle Again
  Annie Camden: Life is not a competition, Lucy, but if it were you would be a winner.::Lucy Camden: T...
• Episode 13: It's Not Always About You
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• Episode 14: Smoking
  Eric tries to help Chandler after the young minister learns that his father is dying of lung cancer,...
• Episode 15: I Love Lucy
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• Episode 16: Stand Up
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• Episode 17: High Anxiety
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• Episode 18: We Do
  [during fight]::Ben Kinkirk: He started it!::Chandler Hampton: What are you 12?...
• Episode 19: That Touch of Bink
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• Episode 20: Dick
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• Episode 21: Life and Death: Part 1
  Simon Camden: If you ever do anything to hurt Ruthie... ever... I'm gonna find out about it. I know ...
• Episode 22: Life and Death: Part 2
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• Season 8
• Episode 1: Long Bad Summer: Part 1
  Peter Petrowski: Everyone thinks Chandler and Roxanne should get married, or he should break up with...
• Episode 2: An Early Fall: Part 2
  Mary Camden: Why would people eat crazy chickens?...
• Episode 3: P.K. aka Preacher's Kid
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• Episode 4: I Wasn't Expecting That!
  Simon Camden: The situation could get out of control, me leaving and all.::Rev. Eric Camden: What ar...
• Episode 5: The Kid Is Out of the Picture
  Simon: She's going to be the hardest to leave and the hardest to hang on to because she's Ruthie and...
• Episode 6: Charity Begins at Home
  Rev. Eric Camden: The flight?::Carlos: Nice. They gave me nuts....
• Episode 7: Getting to Know You
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• Episode 8: Baggage
  Kevin: I'm your coach! There's no kissing in soft ball!...
• Episode 9: Go Ask Alice
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• Episode 10: The One Thing
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• Episode 11: When Bad Conversations Happen to Good People
  Annie: If you do something wrong, you should always tell me, because sooner or later I'm gonna find ...
• Episode 12: The Prodigal Father
  Final performance of 'Eugene Roche (I)' (qv)....
• Episode 13: Major League
  Chandler: Don't call me a tyrant!...
• Episode 14: Healing Old Wounds
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• Episode 15: Don't Speak Ill of the Living or the Dead
  Cecilia Smith: [on the phone with Mac] I'm gonna make you go out with... Pampers!::George Smith: Pam...
• Episode 16: The Anniversary
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• Episode 17: Two Weddings, an Engagement and a Funeral
  Chandler Hampton: And as you get to know each other, your love will grow stronger... Stronger than F...
• Episode 18: Angel
  Annie Camden: I ordered finger food so we could eat it with our hands! Won't that be fun?...
• Episode 19: There's No Place Like It
  David: I'm a cookie monster....
• Episode 20: High and Dry
  Vic: I wish I could hold onto some of the fury I felt when I saw you with all your little friends. I...
• Episode 21: Lost and Found
  Annie: Don't try to give this to Happy 'cause she doesn't like people food.::David: Neither do I....
• Episode 22: Little White Lies: Part 1
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• Episode 23: Little White Lies: Part 2
  Cecilia breaks up with Martin because she wants to be with Simon. Matt continues to run into a forme...
• Season 9
• Episode 1: Dropping Trou
  Matt Camden: Uh... I think your pants fell off....
• Episode 2: The Best Laid Plans
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• Episode 3: Song of Lucy
  Rev. Eric Camden: Who's side are you on?::Annie Camden: Ruthie's.::Rev. Eric Camden: Traitor....
• Episode 4: Bad Boys, Bad Boys, Whatcha Gonna Do
  Sam Camden: Oh, food, glorious food!...
• Episode 5: Vote
  Lucy: Are you sure you know where your candidate stands on the issues that are important to you?::Ke...
• Episode 6: Fathers
  Sam Camden: We already cleaned up the poop....
• Episode 7: Regret to Inform
  When Martin and Mac go play darts in the pool hall with Kevin, he naughtily leaves without telling t...
• Episode 8: Why Not Me?
  Ruthie: What are we talking about?::Martin: That girl in school - Meredith. The one who's going to m...
• Episode 9: Thanksgiving
  Kevin Kinkirk: I bought these walnuts at the store, do you think I can convince Lucy that they're re...
• Episode 10: Gratitude
  [Simon takes a seat at the Womens Clinic]::Leah Morris: You don't look pregnant....
• Episode 11: Waynes World
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• Episode 12: Paper or Plastic?
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• Episode 13: The Fine Art of Parenting
  [about Savannah]::Lucy: I just put her down.::Kevin: She looks like a mummy....
• Episode 14: First Date
  [Lucy and Ruthie are discussing make out experiences]::Annie Camden: I'm not sure I'm comfortable wi...
• Episode 15: Red Socks
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• Episode 16: Brotherly Love
  Ruthie: It's just like old times. Here we are again, lying for Mary....
• Episode 17: Tangled Web We Weaved
  The Camden kids panic about their cover-lie for "Simon's" (actually covering for fickle, unfaithful ...
• Episode 18: Honor Thy Mother
  Ben Kinkirk practically invites himself to stay with brother Kevin to see Lucy and their baby, knowi...
• Episode 19: Hungry
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• Episode 20: Leaps of Faith
  When Simon visits home to write a paper, the twins are just happy, the sisters speculate what troubl...
• Episode 21: Mi Familia: Part 1
  Martin: [Talking to Ruthie about Vincent] Have you noticed how big his head is? I mean, it's not nor...
• Episode 22: Mi Familia: Part 2
  Kevin: You really wanna live behind your parents in a run-down house?::Lucy: Absolutely!::Kevin: Oka...
• Season 10
• Episode 1: It's Late
  While even playing liturgical Elvis can only distract Eric momentarily from having to tell his paren...
• Episode 2: Home Run
  Simon Camden: I remember when all I wanted in life was a dog. Now all I want is for life to be that ...
• Episode 3: Mama's Gonna Buy You a Diamond Ring
  Rosie moves in with Simon and remodels his studio, while keeping her apartment as a front, but that ...
• Episode 4: Ring Around the Rosie
  Simon bursts his startled parents' malicious bubble: he's not dumping Rose, she moved in. When Simon...
• Episode 5: The Rat's Out of the Bag
  Meredith: Oh my god, that cheap hoochie mama!...
• Episode 6: Helpful
  Sandy has braxton-hicks contractions, after which she admits that a miscarriage would simplify her l...
• Episode 7: Soup's On
  The Camden parents feel guilty for forgetting to pick up the twins, duly humiliated the boys wisely ...
• Episode 8: Chicken Noodle Heads
  Lucy: You're obnoxious!::Kevin: That's not very nice....
• Episode 9: Turkey
  With Thanksgiving at hand, continuous pussyfooting about Sandy's pregnancy causes a further avalanch...
• Episode 10: Apple Pie
  Simon Camden: [to Ruthie, about Jack] He looks like a giant next to you. It'd look ridiculous if you...
• Episode 11: X-Mas
  Sandy: Did you tell the twins there's no Santa? And no Jesus?::Rose: What are you the Christmas poli...
• Episode 12: Got MLK?
  Pete: Well, the only reason he ever pays any attention to me is because I'm a good pinch runner.::Ma...
• Episode 13: And Baby Makes Three
  Martin refuses to drop baseball training to go to Sandy who is giving birth - even though Eric begs ...
• Episode 14: The Magic of Gershwin
  Eric: [to Ruthie] Careful, you don't want to break Lucy's crying record....
• Episode 15: Love and Obsession
  Ms. Rusnak: Do you have a boyfriend?::Ruthie Camden: No.::Ms. Rusnak: Ever been in love?::Ruthie Cam...
• Episode 16: Moving Ahead
  Annie Camden: Normal is way overrated....
• Episode 17: Highway to Cell
  Rev. Eric Camden: You have friends.::Ruthie Camden: Uh... No, I don't.::Rev. Eric Camden: You... hav...
• Episode 18: Invitation to Disaster
  David Camden: I like girls who are a little bit fat....
• Episode 19: Secrets
  Sam: What is that?::Rose: It's a mini fridge. It's for our office which is gonna be on the second fl...
• Episode 20: And More Secrets
  Kevin: Should I give her that stuff that makes her throw up?::Rev. Eric Camden: What stuff?::Kevin: ...
• Episode 21: Good-Bye...: Part 1
  Ruthie Camden: Cramps!...
• Episode 22: And Thank You: Part 2
  Sarah Glass Camden: We're hacing twins! Boys!...
• Season 11
• Episode 1: Turn, Turn, Turn
  This was the first episode broadcast on the CW Television Network....
• Episode 2: Tonight's Specials Are...
  T-Bone: [to Lucy] I'd gladly be your Ashton if you'd be my Demi....
• Episode 3: A Pain in the Neck
  Now Annie is away for four weeks, Eric wakes up with a stiff neck but already promised the twins to ...
• Episode 4: Don't Ax, Don't Tell
  While Annie is still way, reverend Eric Camden keeps behaving weirdly, so his nosy daughter Lucy for...
• Episode 5: The Replacements
  Lucy Camden Kinkirk tells two girls they won't get access to the pregnancy home apartments, neither ...
• Episode 6: Broken Hearts and Promises
  Misery all the way while Eric stubbornly keeps hiding his heart problems for Annie, the only one he ...
• Episode 7: You Take the High Road
  Eric has finally decided to tell the children about his heart condition. He and Annie are flying to ...
• Episode 8: And I'll Take the Low Road
  At home, Kevin has a hard time teaching the twins pets like their hamsters are for life when they wa...
• Episode 9: Thanks and Giving
  Eric reprimand Ruthie for bitching about US airport security post 9-11, till it proves so strict the...
• Episode 10: You Don't Know What You've Got 'Til He's Gone
  Now Eric is terminal, he tells his parishioners the truth, even when it hurts, yet it seems to work ...
• Episode 11: Christmas!
  Eric was looking forward to possibly his last Christmas with the whole Camden clan, but wakes up a f...
• Episode 12: Can I Just Get Something to Eat
  Kevin feels Lucy is too lazy to shop groceries as she keeps promising, she hates him buying wholesal...
• Episode 13: Script Number Two Hundred Thirty-Four
  While Eric and Lucy sneak off fishing, pretending it's for a 'church stuff' seminar, Kevin must give...
• Episode 14: Deacon Blues
  T-Bone needs a drivers license to have some privacy with Ruthie, so he asks Kevin to give him practi...
• Episode 15: Tit for Tat
  Colonel John Camden and his wife Ruth are staying over on their way to Hawai, unannounced. Fearing t...
• Episode 16: Gimme' That Ol' Time Religion
  When they realize that Ruthie has a secret and T-Bone won't talk, the Camden parents fear her sudden...
• Episode 17: Small Miracles
  When a frantic Ruthie loses the tiny diamond from the promise ring that T-Bone gave her, she takes i...
• Episode 18: Inked
  T-Bone feels a bit insecure to learn the only thing stopping Ruthie from having her tattoo with his ...
• Episode 19: Some Break-Ups and Some Get-Togethers
  When Ruthie asks T-Bone to help her get a job at his movie theater, to earn enough for an anniversar...
• Episode 20: Nothing Says Lovin' Like Something from the Oven
  Steven tries to reassure T-Bone there is no reason to move out, Ruthie doesn't hate him and her spen...
• Episode 21: Good News for Almost Everyone
  Eric and Annie rush to the hospital after Eric wakes up with a good feeling about his heart conditio...
• Episode 22: And Away We Go
  Last show of the series....

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• 7th Heaven - Prodigy

(feat. Un Pacino)
[Intro: Prodigy]
Infamous nigga, yea-yea
C'mon man, any nigga get charged
And in this love scene, ayo, ayo, VIP, ayo
[Chorus x2: Prodigy]
You play yourself once, you get shot twice
We gon' die three times, and the four takes life
Five of you try to jump me, and six Angels come
To take you away to +7th Heaven+
[Prodigy:]
When that alcohol hit, I'm feelin' good
When that purple haze hit, I'm feelin' good
Thirty milligram, yep!, I'm feelin' good
I got so much pain, I just wanna feel good
When them drugs take effect, I start feelin' the buzz
Gimme right, gimme ready for the things to come
Sex, money and murder are the things we want
Power and longevity allow me to stunt
On the beach, they put me on the beach
Soakin' up the Sun chargin' up my batteries
When I get up it's gon' be a assault battery
Wit a Uzi, bullets peep you to asleep
No nap time nigga, my snack time nigga
I wrap niggaz up in them doggy bags nigga
You know, for the coroner, I'm strung out on gun fire nigga
Turn it up more dunn
[Chorus x2: Prodigy]
[Un Pacino:]
It go one, two, three, four, five, six, seven
No man wanna die, everybody want Heaven
Teleported, start spreadin' his wings flap to the sky
Just when P give me the word, I'ma clap 'em 'til he die
It take 25 seconds 'fore he actually die
Three screamer spent 22 askin' me "Why?"
I told 'em you crossed my vine, I tossed my nine
And walk around with twin shotties like I lost my mind
Boggie in the mouth, Ken Griffey the hands
Point 'em out I make his ass part of history fam
Yea, and I don't gotta say no more
I've been waitin' five years to bring the K on tour
When we carry the .44, he rollin' wit 50 Cent
Untold the 50 gallons rock it like 50 Cent
Yea, bussin' at the sky, fuck it I'm high
So big one hit you, your cousin'll die
[Chorus x2: Prodigy]