Surely your God is above all men
Now I understand
For even at the bottom of the lion's den
Narrator: And now's it time for Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry. The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings an obscure Broadway show tune. Without further ado, from the unknown musical "Office Supplies," the heart-rending love song, "Where Have All the Staplers Gone?"
Larry: We don't have much time before the big meeting.
Petunia: No. No, we don't.
Larry: Have you seen the scissors, miss?
Petunia: They're in the bottom drawer
Larry: I tried that drawer but they're there no more
Petunia: That's odd
Larry: I know I thought for sure
Petunia: Have you seen the masking tape?
Larry: It's right next to the phone
Petunia: That's what I thought but now's it not
I guess I should have known
Together: Ohhhh...Where have all the staplers gone?
What happened to our paper clips?
Petunia: The ballpoint pens are gone again
Larry: They're gone again
Together: The stick-it pads have lost their stick
Do you remember when...
Larry: The rubber bands were in their place?
Petunia: They're in the middle drawer
Rubber Bands: Middle drawer, middle drawer
Larry: Light bulbs easy to replace
Petunia: Yes!
Larry: There were always more
Petunia: Reams of paper raining down
Paper: Raining, raining down
Together: Legal pads a plenty
Legal Pads: We're legal
Petunia: Highlighters in every hue
Larry: I remember!
Together: Never less than twenty
Ohhhh...Where have all the staplers gone?
What happened to our paper clips?
Larry: The ballpoint pens are gone again
Petunia: They're gone again
Together: We've run out of packing slips
Petunia: Someday my prints will come
Larry: Please replace the toner
Petunia: Someday we'll find more of
Larry: Our manila folders
Petunia: Someday my prints will come
Larry: Where's the printer cable?
Petunia: Someday we'll find more of
Together: Adhesive shipping labels
Ohhhh...Where have all the staplers gone?
What happened to our paper clips?
Paper Clips/Staplers: Paper clips
Larry: The ballpoints are gone again
Petunia: They're gone again
Together: The Sharpies all have flattened tips
Where have all the staplers gone?
Wiseman #1: We've got some news, good King Darius
We fear your position is precarious
There are some people here in Babylon who won't give you your due
They'd rather bow to other men
King Darius: Can this be so?
Wiseman #2: 'Tis true!
King Darius: Oh, dear.
Wiseman #1: We've brought a solution of our own design
If you'll just sight this paper on the dotted line.
It's an edict stating most concisely what we're all to do
We must bow our heads or bend our knees before no one but you.
King Darius: I see. Just one more time, now, let's see if I've got this
straight.
A law to prove once and for all that I am great.
If I'm the king no one must doubt my full supremacy
So, from this day forth my citizens will pray to only me.
Yes! But what if they don't?
Wiseman #1: If they don't obey, any citizen
Will be thrown into the lion's den.
King Darius: Oh! Yes. Well, I guess that would do it! Alright, then.
Good work, men. Tah tah!
Narrator: (Talking) So the law was passed, the deed was done
Narrator: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry; the part of the show
where Larry comes out and sings-- a silly song! So, without further adieu...
Silly songs with Larry.
Larry:
Everybody's got a water buffalo.
Yours is fast but mine is slow.
Oh, where we get them, I don't know, but everybody's got a water buffalo!
I took my buffalo to the store,
Got his head stuck in the door,
Spilled some lima beans on the floor,
Oh, everybody's got a...
Dr. Archibald: Stop it. Stop! Stop right this instant! What do you think
you're doing?! You can't say everybody's got a water buffalo when everybody
does NOT have a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters saying,
"Where's my water buffalo? Why don't I have a water buffalo?" And are you
prepared to deal with that? I don't think so! Just stop being so silly!
Narrator: This has been silly songs with Larry. Join us next time to hear
Larry sing:
Everybody's got a baby kangaroo.
Yours is pink, but mine is blue.
Hers was small but then it...
If you like to talk to tomatoes,
If a squash can make you smile,
If you like to waltz with potatoes,
Up and down the produce aisle...
Have we got a show for you!
Veggie Tales! Veggie Tales!
Veggie Tales! Veggie Tales!
Veggie Tales! Veggie Tales!
Veggie Tales! Veggie Tales!
Broccoli, celery, gotta be Veggie Tales,
Lima beans, collard greens, peachy keen, Veggie Tales,
Cauliflower, sweet and sour, half an hour, Veggie Tales.
There's never ever ever ever ever been a show like Veggie Tales.
There's never ever ever ever ever been a show like Veggie Tales.
Bob: If you like to talk to tomatoes
If a squash can make you smile
If you like to waltz with potatoes
Up and down the produce aisle...
Have we got a show for you!
All: VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales,
VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales!
Bob: Broccoli! Celery! Gotta be
All: VeggieTales!
Junior: Lima beans! Collard greens! Peachy keen!
All: VeggieTales!
Larry: Cauliflower! Sweet and sour! Half an hour!
All: VeggieTales!
All: There's never-ever-ever-ever-ever been a show like VeggieTales!
There's never-ever-ever-ever-ever been a show like VeggieTales!
From Episode 1--Where's God When I'm S-Scared?
Larry: "Everybody's got a water buffalo, yours is fast but mine is slow.
Oh where'd we get them? I don't know, but everybody's got a water
buffalo-ooooooooo.
I took my buffalo to the store, got his head stuck in the door, spilled
some lima beans on the floor. Oh everybody's got a ..."
Archibald: "Stop it, stop, stop right this instant! What do you think
you're doing? You can't say everyone's got a water buffalo when everyone
does not have a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters saying,
"Where's my water buffalo? Why don't I have a water buffalo?" And are
you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so! Just stop being so
silly!"
Narrator: "This has been Silly Songs with Larry. Tune in next time to
hear Larry sing ..."
Larry: "Everybody's got a baby kangaroo, yours is pink but mine is blue.
From A Very Silly Sing-Along
Narrator: "Joining Larry are Pa Grape and Mr. Lunt, who together make up
the infamous gang of scalliwags, the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!"
Larry, Pa, Mr. Lunt: "We are the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just
stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just
tell you ..."
Larry: "We don't do anything!"
Pa: "Well, I've never been Greenland and I've never been to Denver, and
I've never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul, and I've never been
to Moscow and I've never been to Tampa, and I've never been to Boston in
the fall."
All: "'Cuz we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay home
and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you
Mr. Lunt: "We don't do anything. And I never hoist the mainstay and I
never swab the poop deck, and I never veer to starboard 'cuz I never
sail at all, and I've never walked the gang plank and I've never owned a
parrot, and I've never been to Boston in the fall."
All: "'Cuz we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay at home
and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you
.. We don't do anything!"
Larry: "Well, I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not too good at
ping-pong, and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall,
and I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice, and
I've never been to Boston in the fall!"
Pa: "Huh? What are you talking about? What's a rooster and mashed
potatoes have to do with being a pirate??"
Mr. Lunt: "Hey, that's right! We're supposed to sing about pirate-y
things!"
Larry: "Oh ..."
Pa: "And who ever kissed a chipmunk? That's just nonsense! Why even
bring it up? Am I right? What do you think?"
Mr. Lunt: "I think you look like Cap'n Crunch!"
Pa: "Huh? No I don't!"
Mr. Lunt: "Do too."
Pa: "Do not!"
Mr. Lunt: "You're making me hungry."
Pa: "That's it, you're walkin' the plank!"
Mr. Lunt: "Says who?"
Pa: "Says the captain, that's who!"
Mr. Lunt: "Oh, yeah? Aye aye, Cap'n Crunch!"
Larry: "And I've never licked a spark plug and I've never sniffed a
stink bug, and I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball, and
I've never bathed in yogurt and I don't look good in leggings ..."
Pa: "You just don't get it!"
From Episode 3--Are You My Neighbor
Narrator: "Our curtain opens as Larry, having just finished his morning
bath, is searching for his hairbrush. Having no success, Larry cries out
Larry: "Oh, where is my hairbrush? Oh where is my hairbrush? Oh, where,
oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh,
where oh, where ... is my hairbrush?"
Narrator: "Having heard his cry, Pa Grape enters the scene. Shocked and
slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Pa regains his
composure and reports ..."
Pa: "I think I saw a hairbrush back there!"
Larry: "Back there is my hairbrush. Back there is my hairbrush. Back
there, back there, oh, where, back there, oh, where, oh, where, back
there, back there, back there ... is my hairbrush?"
Narrator: "Having heard his joyous proclamation, Junior Asparagus enters
the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a
towel, Junior regains his composure and comments ..."
Junior: "Why do you need a hairbrush? You don't have any hair!"
Narrator: "Larry is taken aback. The thought had never occured to him.
No hair? What would this mean? What will become of him? What will become
of his hairbrush? Larry wonders ..."
Larry: "No hair for my hairbrush. No hair for my hairbrush. No hair, no
hair, no where, no hair, no hair, no hair, no where back there, no hair
.. for my hairbrush."
Narrator: "Having heard his wonderings, Bob the Tomato enters the scene.
Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Bob
regains his composure and confesses ..."
Bob: "Larry, that old hairbrush of yours ... Well, you never use it, you
don't really need it. So, well, I'm sorry ... I didn't know. But I gave
it to the Peach - 'cause he's got hair!"
Narrator: "Feeling a deep sense of loss, Larry stumbles back and laments
Larry: "Not fair! Oh, my hairbrush. Not fair! My poor hairbrush. Not
fair, not fair, no hair, not fair, no where, no hair, not fair, not
fair, not fair! My little hairbrush!"
Narrator: "Having heard his lament, the Peach enters the scene. Himself
in a towel, both Larry and the Peach are shocked and slightly
embarrassed at the sight of each other. But recognizing Larry's
generosity, the Peach is thankful ..."
Peach: "Thanks for the hairbrush."
Narrator: "Yes, good has been done here. The Peach exits the scene.
Larry smiles, but, still feeling an emotional attachment for the
hairbrush, calls out ..."
Larry: "Take care of my hairbrush. Take care, oh my hairbrush. Take
care, take care, don't dare not care. Take care. Nice hair. No fair.
Take care, take care ... of my hairbrush."
Salesman #1: Allow us to introduce our selves,
We're neighbors
Salesman #2: We moved in down the street!
Salesman #1: Some say we're the most delightful bunch
Of fellows
Salesman #3: You'll ever want to meet!
Salesman #1: And if you have a moment to spare,
Kind lady with beauty so ... rare.
We'd like to take a minute or two
On a topic of interest to you.
Salesmen: We represent the Stuff Mart
Salesman #2: An enormous land of goodies
Salesman #1: Would you mind if we stepped in, please?
Salesmen: And as associates of the Stuff Mart
Salesman #1: It looks like you could use some stuff!
I pray that you won't take this wrong, my dear
But initial observation is as follows:
The criminal responsible for this decor
Really should be hanging from the gallows!
Salesmen: We represent the Stuff Mart
Salesman #2: A magic land of retail
Salesman #3: Would you care to see what's on sale?
Salesmen: Then as a customer of the Stuff Mart
Get ready for some real nice stuff!
Salesman #2 and #3: Check it out! Check it out!
Salesman #1: If you want a big hat
Salesman #2 and #3: We got that!
Salesman #1: If you need a tube of glue
Salesman #2 and #3: We got that too!
Salesman #1: A 20 gallon wok?
Salesman #2 and #3: They're in stock!
And if you need refrigerators
To keep extra mashed potatoes
Or a giant air compressor
To blow fruit flies off your dresser
Or a dehydrated strudel
Or a nose ring for your poodle
Or a five pound can of tuna
And some flippers to go scuba
Scuba! Scuba! Scooby-doo-be-doo-ba!
Here we go, scuba! Come on!
Salesman #1: If you need a rubber hose
Salesman #2 and #3: We got those!
Salesman #1: A rhododendron tree
Salesman #2 and #3: We got three!
Salesman #1: A wrap-around deck
Salesman #2 and #3: Gotta check!
But if you need a window scraper
And a gross of toilet paper
Or a rachet set and pliers
And surround sound amplifiers
And a solar turkey chopper
Or a padded gopher bopper
Flannel shirts for looking grungy
And some rope for goin' bunji
Bunji! Bunji! Bunji-wun-gee-fun-gee!
Here we go, bunji! Come on!
Salesman #1: What we've mentioned are only just some
Salesman #2: Of the wonderful things yet to come
Salesman #1: These pictures you keep are so ... nice
Salesman #3: But you really should take our advice
Salesman #1: Happiness waits at the Stuff Mart!
Salesmen: All you need is lots ... more ... stuff!
Salesman #2 and #3: You really, really ought to!
Madame: How could I afford not to?
Salesman #1: Happiness waits at the Stuff Mart!
My mommy always told me to do what's right
To wash behind my ears and try to be polite
You see she loves me so, that's beautiful
That's why she tells me what I need to know
I've got a lotta respect for that woman
But sometimes when I'm playin' with a buddy or two
They're doin' things I know I'm not supposed to do
Well, do ya go along?
Even though the things the do are wrong?
I remember
Stand
Stand up, stand up
For what you believe in, believe in, believe in, God
He's the one to back you up
Will stand with you
When everybody tells you that you gotta be cool
Remember what you learned in church and Sunday School
Just check it out
The Bible tells you what it's all about
Oh, ya' know that's right
So if you have a question, go ask your dad
And he can tell you if a thing is good or bad
You'll make their day
If you remember what your parents say
What'd they say?
They told us, stand
Stand up, stand up
For what you believe in, believe in, believe in, God
He's the one to back you up
Will stand with you
Stand
Stand up, stand up
For what you believe in, believe in, believe in, God
He's the one to back you up
Will stand with you
From Episode 7--Josh And The Big Wall
Narrator: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! Larry the Cucumber
presents, in a sequential image, stereophonic, multimedia event, The
Song of the Cebu!
Larry: Cebu! This is a song about a boy ... a song about a little boy
and his cebus ... a song about a little boy and his three cebus ... the
little boy who had a sick cebu, a sad cebu and a mute cebu. And also a
hippo.
Um ... um ... this is a picture of me at the airport. This is my Aunt
Ruth. This is me at a bullfight. This is me fighting the bull.
Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Ohh!
Larry: This is me and the bull.
Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Ahh!
Larry: This is me and the bull and ... I think that's the bull's cousin.
He's a cebu!
Archibald: Hold it! You call this a multimedia event? This is a slide
projector and a bed sheet! And what on Earth is a cebu, anyway?
Larry: It's kind of like a cow. See?
Archibald: Yes. Well, very good. This could be interesting. Carry on!
Larry: Cebu! Sing it with me! Cebu!
Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Cebu!
Larry: Boy is riding with cebu
Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Boy is riding with cebu
Larry: Into town in his canoe
Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Into town in his canoe
Larry: Sick cebu is rowing and sneezing. Achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo,
achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo moo moo
Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo,
achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo moo moo
Larry: Hippo chewing on bamboo
Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Hippo chewing on bamboo
Larry: Can't see boy and three cebus
Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Can't see boy and three cebus
Larry: Sad cebu is rowing and crying. Boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo,
boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo moo moo
Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo
moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo moo moo
Larry: Cebu!
Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Cebu!
Larry: Cebu!
Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Cebu!
All: Achoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, achoo moo moo,
achoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, cebu!
Larry: Hippo seen by mute cebu
Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Hippo seen by mute cebu
Larry: Tries to tell the other two
Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Tries to tell the other two
Larry: Mute cebu is waving and grunting. Mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm
mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm mmm mmm
Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm
mmm mmm, mmm-
hmm mmm mmm mmm mmm
Larry: Uh-oh.
Archibald: Wait! What happens next?
Larry: Um ...
Archibald: Does the hippo see them? Is the poor mute cebu successful in
communicating the imminent danger to the other passengers? Is the boy
injured? Why is the sad cebu sad? Is the canoe wood or aluminum?
Larry: Oh look! There's me and Bob at Sea World! Oh, wow. Forgot about
that one. There's me and that bull again.
Archibald: You can't just start a song and leave it hanging like that!
You know, I've come to expect a lot more from you. This is quite
disappointing! I'm going to have to speak to Bob about this.
Larry: Oh look, a cebu! Cebu!
Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Cebu!
Larry: No, wait ... that's a water buffalo.
Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: No more song about cebu! Need another verse or
two! Audience is standing and leaving, bye-bye moo, bye-bye moo, bye-bye
moo, bye-bye moo moo moo moo
Jimmy: I want my money back!
Some veggies went to sea sea sea
To see what they could see see see
But all that they could see see see
Was the bottom of the deep blue sea sea sea
All the girls in the bathroom talking.
Who they gonna take to the Sadie Hawkins?
My ears are burning but I kept on walking.
Smile on my face and an air guitar rocking.
[Chorus]
Sadie Hawkins Dance, in my khaki pants.
There's nothing better.
The girls ask the guys.
It's always a surprise.
There's nothing better.
Baby do you like my sweater?
Sitting in the back of my next class napping.
Got up, gave a speech,
then bowed to the clapping.
Told a funny joke got the whole class laughing.
I think I got a tan from the light in which I was basking.
Scan the cafeteria for some good seating.
I found a good spot by the cheerleaders eating.
The quarterback asked me if I'd like a beating.
I said, "That's one thing I won't be needing."
And since I'm rather smart and cunning,
I took off down the next hall running.
Only to get stopped by a girl so stunning
(only to get stopped by a girl so stunning?).
She said, "You're smooth, and good with talking.
Will you go with me to the Sadie Hawkins?"
Narrator: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.
Larry (spoken): Got the munchies on that fateful night, round eight 'o clock. So I phoned in a pizza for delivery. But I had a feeling that something wasn't right, 'cause I waited for hours and...no pizza.
Larry (sung): I set the table with a paper plate
How would I know that it'd be late?
It's taken so long, where could it be?
Had a thirty minute guarantee
Pizza Angel, please come to me
Tomato sauce, and cheese so gooey
Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees
You're my number one pie from Sicily!
Did it get lost?
Did they just forget?
Should I have ordered on the internet?
Ready for dinner, now I'm not so sure
I think my soda's room temperature
Pizza Angel, please come to me
Pizza Angels: Come to me!
Larry: Tomato sauce, and cheese so gooey
Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees
Pizza Angels: On my knees!
Larry: And donâ€t forget to add my favorite anchovies!
Pizza Angels: Yeah, yeah, yeah...
Larry: I was concerned for my delivery
Eight little slices of heaven for me
Can't stop thinking it would make me smile
When I taste my first Chicago style
Going crazy while I pace the floor
Then my heart skipped
When I heard the door!
Larry (spoken): I opened the door in expectation, but it was the saddest sight I ever saw. I could still smell the sweet aroma of deep dish goodness...but the box was empty.
Pizza Delivery Man Jimmy (spoken): The house number was broken, so I couldn't find you. I was getting kind of hungry so I...ate your pizza. Sorry about that. You don't need to tip me or anything.
Larry (sung): Pizza Angel, please come to me
Pizza Angels: Come to me!
Larry: Tomato sauce, and cheese so gooey
Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees
Pizza Angels: On my knees!
Larry: You'll live forever in my memory!
Pizza Angel, please come to me
Pizza Angels: Come to me!
Larry: Tomato sauce, and cheese so gooey
Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees
Pizza Angels: On my knees!
Larry: I will miss you for eternity!
Open the eyes of my heart Lord,
Open the eyes of my heart,
I want to see You, I want to see You.
Chorus:
See You high and lifted up,
Shining in the light of Your glory
Pour out Your power and love,
As we sing holy, holy holy.
Tag:
Holy, holy, holy, [You are]
Holy, holy, holy.
Holy, holy, holy,
Wisemen:
Oh no! What we gonna do?
The king likes Daniel
More than me and you
Oh, no! What we gonna do?
We gotta get him out of here.
(repeat)
Wiseman#1:
We could throw him in the dungeon
We could let him rot in jail
We could drag him to the ocean
Have him eaten by a whale
Wiseman#3:
We could throw him in the Tigris
Let him float a while
Then we'll all sit back and watch him
Meet a hungry crocodile
We could put him on a camel's back
And send him of to Ur
With a cowboy hat without a brim
A boot without a spur
We could give him jelly doughnuts
Take them all away
Or fill his ears with cheese balls
And his nostrils with sorbet
We could use him as a footstool
Or a table to play Scrabble on
Then tie him up and beat him up
And throw him out of Babylon
Wiseman#2
Or....(whispers)
Wiseman#1:
I like it!
Wiseman#3:
It's sneaky!
Wiseman#1:
And it just...
Wiseman #3:
Might...
Wiseman#2:
Work!
Wisemen:
We could use him as a footstool
Or a table to play Scrabble on
Then tie him up and beat him up
Fumbling his confidence
And wondering why the world has passed him by
Hoping that he's bent for more than arguments,
And failed attempts to fly, fly
We were meant to live for so much more
Have we lost ourselves?
Somewhere we live inside
Somewhere we live inside
We were meant to live for so much more
Have we lost ourselves?
Somewhere we live inside
Dreaming about Providence
And whether mice or men have second tries
Maybe we've been livin with our eyes half open
Maybe we're bent and broken, broken
We were meant to live for so much more
Have we lost ourselves?
Somewhere we live inside
Somewhere we live inside
We were meant to live for so much more
Have we lost ourselves?
Somewhere we live inside
We want more than this world's got to offer
We want more than this world's got to offer
We want more than the wars of our fathers
And everything inside screams for second life
We were meant to live for so much more
Have we lost ourselves?
We were meant to live for so much more
Have we lost ourselves?
We were meant to live for so much more
Have we lost ourselves?
We were meant to live
Seven cows sat on a hill
So big and fat, I got my grill
I was thinkin' about a barbecue
Then seven scrawny ones came along
The dream is fading now I'm staring at the door
I know it's over 'cause my feet have hit the cold floor
Check my reflection, I ain't feeling what I see
Its no mystery
Whatever happened to a passion I could live for?
What became of the flame that made me feel more?
And when did I forget ...
That I was made to love You
I was made to find You
I was made just for You
Made to adore You
I was made to love and be loved by You
You were here before me
You were waiting on me
And you said You'd keep me never would You leave me
I was made to love
And be loved by You
The dream's alive with my eyes open wide
Back in the ring You got me swingin' for the grand prize
I feel the haters spittin' vapors on my dreams
But I still believe ...
I'm reaching out, reachin' up, reachin' over
I feel a breeze cover me called Jehovah
And Daddy I'm on my way ...
Anything, I would give up for You
From Episode 5--Dave and The Giant Pickle
Narrator: "One day while talking with Dr. Archibald, Larry confronts one
of his deepest fears ..."
Larry: "If my lips ever left my mouth, packed a bag and headed south,
that'd be too bad, I'd be so sad."
Archibald: "I see. That'd be too bad, you'd be so sad?"
Larry: "That'd be too bad.
Archibald:"Alrightie"
Larry:"If my lips said "adios, I don't like you I
think you're gross," that'd be too bad, I might get mad."
Archibald: "That'd be too bad, you might get mad?"
Larry: "That'd be too bad.
Archibald:"Fascinating"
Larry:"If my lips moved to Duluth, left a mess and
took my tooth, that'd be too bad, I'd call my Dad."
Archibald:"Oh,Dear!That'd be too bad, you'd call your Dad?"
Larry: "That'd be too bad."
Archibald: "Hold it. Did you say your father? Fascinating! So what
you're saying is that if your lips left you ..."
Larry: "That'd be too bad, I'd be so sad, I might get mad, I'd call my
Dad. That be too bad."
Archibald: "That'd be to bad?"
Larry: "That'd be too bad."
Archibald: "Why?"
Larry: "Because I love my lips." [Scatting]
Archibald: "Oh my ... This is more serious than I thought. Larry, tell
me, what do you see here?"
Larry: "Um, that looks like a lip."
Archibald: "What about this?"
Larry: "It's a lip!"
Archibald: "And this?"
Larry: "It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip lip lip! It's a lip, it's a
lip, it's a lip lip lip! It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip lip lip.
Liiiiiiiiiiiips! Lip lip lip."
Archibald: "Larry, tell me about your childhood."
Larry: "When I was just two years old I left my lips out in the cold and
they turned blue. What could I do?"
Archibald: "Oh,dear!They turned blue, what could you do?"
Larry: "Oh they turned blue.
Archibald:"I see."
Larry:"On the day I got my tooth I had to kiss my
Great Aunt Ruth. She had a beard ... and it felt weird."
Archibald: "My, my. She had a beard and it felt weird?"
Larry: "She had a beard.Ten days after I turned eight, got my lips
stuck in a gate! My friends all laughed. And I just stood there until
the fire department came and broke the lock with a crow bar and I had to
spend the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar who got
stung by a bee - right on the lip - and we couldn't even talk to each
other until the fifth week because both our lips were so swollen, and
when he did start speaking he just spoke Polish and I only knew like
three words in Polish except now I know four because Oscar taught me the
word for lip: Usta!"
Archibald: "Your friends all laughed ... Usta? How do you spell that?"
Larry: "I don't know."
Archibald: "So what you're saying is that when you were young ..."
Larry: "They turned blue, what could I do? She had a beard and it felt
weird. My friends all laughed ... Usta!"
Archibald: "I'm confused ..."
Larry: "I love my lips!" [Scatting]
Narrator: "This has been Silly Songs With Larry. Tune in next time to
hear Larry say ..."
Larry: "Have I ever told you how I feel about my nose?"
Puppies are cuddly, puppies are cute
Their never nasty or mean
I'd give a home to all the lost puppies
If ever one day I were queen
Puppies, puppies, bouncing happy puppies
Puppies, puppies of love
Puppies, puppies, tender puppy puppies
Lost puppies, I love you, love, love
Puppies are cuddly, puppies are cute
Their never nasty or mean
I'd give a home to all the lost puppies
Verse:
Lord I lift Your name on high,
Lord I love to sing your praises,
I’m so glad You’re in my life,
I’m so glad you came to save us.
Chorus:
You came from heaven to earth,
To show the way;
From the earth to the cross,
My debt to pay;
From the cross to the grave,
From the grave to the sky,
Look, Olaf! There's a fish with a pretty yellow circle
At the bottom of the backside of his fin
Look, Olaf! There's another, and another, and another
And the little one has got a funny grin
Look, Olaf, Olaf, Olaf! Way down underneath the water
It's the biggest fish I think I've ever seen
Look, Olaf! He?s got purple spots and orange and yellow markings
And a dorsal fin that's iridescent green
Look, Olaf! There's a turtle and he's wearing pink pajamas
And he's got a cowboy hat upon his lid
Look, Olaf! Very close and see he's riding on a llama
And he's chasing down a herd of giant squid
Look Olaf, Olaf, Olaf, Olaf, Olaf, Olaf, Olaf, Olaf!
There's a whale dancing with a bear
Look Olaf! It?s a mermaid, it?s an ostrich, it?s a bunny
Look Olaf! Please look anywhere but
I don't see anything
Ooh, I?m feelin? out of breath
Really, that song always gives me a happy feeling
Well, it gives me kind of an exhausted feeling
A, a-wait, scratch that, now I?ve got a funny feeling
Asparagus Singers: Larry-Boy! Larry-Boy!
Lean and mean green machine!
Larry-Boy! Larry-Boy!
Out of sight, veg-o-mite!
Larry-Boy!
Lead Vocalist: Who do they call when Bumblyburg's in trouble?
Who's got the suit with super-suction ears?
There's no need to panick, 'cause this guy's manic,
And you know that he'll save the day!
You need a hand, he's right there on the double
Hey, hey, he's on the way
Purple and yellow! He's one super fellow!
Asparagus Singers: Larry-Boy! Larry-Boy!
Lean and mean green machine!
Larry-Boy! Larry-Boy!
Out of sight, veg-o-mite!
Larry-Boy!
Lead Vocalist: Where do you turn when this world needs a hero?
A man with style and plungers on his head?
It's easy to prove he's just one of the grooviest
Cats that you'll ever know.
It's plain to see in fashion he's no zero
At the wheel of the Larry-mobile,
Purple and yellow! He's one super fellow!
Asparagus Singers: Larry-Boy! Larry-Boy!
Lean and mean green machine!
Larry-Boy! Larry-Boy!
Out of sight, veg-o-mite!
Larry-Boy!
Long may the voice of freedom reign!
Larry-Boy: I am that hero!
Asparagus Singers: Larry-Boy! Larry-Boy!
Lean and mean green machine!
Larry-Boy! Larry-Boy!
Out of sight, veg-o-mite!
Larry-Boy!
Larry-Boy! Larry-Boy!
Lookin' great! Fashion plate!
Larry-Boy! Larry-Boy!
Lean and mean green machine!
Larry-Boy! Larry-Boy!
Out of sight, veg-o-mite!
Larry-Boy! Larry-Boy!
Lean and mean green machine!
Lookin' great! Fashion plate!
Out of sight...
Larry: Dynomite!
King Darius: I am King Darius
I've had a dream
And now I'm feeling rather frightened
And I wish someone would tell me what it means.
Wiseman #1: We are your wisemen
Yes, that is true
And though we're using all our wisdom
We're afraid we can't explain your dream to you.
King Darius: What!?
Wiseman #2: But there is one who is wiser still
And Daniel is his name
So before you take another sleeping pill
Perhaps he can explain.
Daniel: My name is Daniel
That much is true
But it is God who gives me wisdom
And through me He will explain your dreams to you.
Maid: His name is Daniel
That's what he said
But when he talks about this God of his
I think he's kind of loony in the head. (I do.)
Narrator: Well, Daniel was able to explain the king's dream. And this
made the king very happy.
King Darius: Daniel, you have enlightened me
Your job I will expand
From now on I want you to sit right beside me
What are you doing?
We are going to knock your wall down
By walking around in circles? Yes
Oh, that's a great idea, you go ahead and keep walking
Keep walking, but you won't knock down our wall
Keep walking, but she isn't gonna to fall!
It's plain to see your brains are very small
To think walking, will be knocking down our wall
You silly little pickle, you silly little bees
You think that walking round will bring this city to its knees?
The awesome power of this wall, we've clearly demonstrated
Ah, but out here in this hot hot sun, perhaps your dehydrated?
I pity them Philippe, ah, meh wee, Jean Claude, meh wee
Won't you join me in my irritating little song?
It would be an honor
Keep walking, but you won't knock down our wall
Keep walking, but she isn't gonna to fall!
It's plain to see, your brains are very small
To think walking, will be knocking down our wall
Keep walking, but you won't knock down our wall
Keep walking, but she isn't gonna to fall!
It's plain to see, your brains are very small
To think walking, will be knocking down our wall
It's plain to see that your brains are very small
Up to my ears
In bitter tears.
Can't believe I've sunk this low
As I walk the plankton
Inner sanctum.
Got outta Dodge,
Sailed on a bon-less
Bon voyage.
You said North,
I headed South.
Tossed overboard.
Good Lord, that's a really large mouth...
I'm sleeping with fishes here,
In the belly of the whale.
I'm highly nutritious here,
In the belly of the whale.
Bad food, lousy atmosphere.
I don't wanna bellyache.
How long is this gonna take?
Woke up this morning kinda blue,
Thinking through that age-old question:
How to exit a whale's digestion?
It might behoove me to be heaved.
Head out like a human comet.
Hmmm... I wonder what rhymes with comet.
I'm sleeping with fishes here,
In the belly of the whale.
I'm highly nutritious here,
In the belly of the whale.
I'm ready to reappear.
I don't wanna bellyache.
Lord, how long's this gonna take?
End times, they come rolling around.
Enzymes, they come breaking us down to the core.
The good Lord grants we all get a second chance.
I'm one of the dishes here,
In the belly of the whale.
They say I'm delicious here,
In the belly of the whale.
Lord, please make him chuck it all.
It's a gut call
In the belly of the whale.
I'm in the belly of the whale.
In the belly of the whale.
I'm in the belly.
In the belly of the whale.
I'm in the belly of the whale.
In the belly of the whale.
I'm in the belly...
In the belly of the whale
In an underwater jail
It's a tight squeeze.
It's a-gettin' to me,
But it's roomier
Than the tail.
Hey, sailor,
Got my flow free
Like a salmon to the sea
From the L.A. Symphony.
I'm a paddleboat
Paddlin' in their wake,
A fake free-styler,
But my unemployment pays.
I'm avoiding cliches
Like "whale of a tale" say
Or "you can't keep
A good man down,"
'Cause you can
And I've been there, man.
But I've been expectorated.
I'm elated!
I'm free like Willie!
Happy Day!
Oops,
That's a bit of a cliche.
I can only imagine
What it will be like
When I walk
By Your side
I can only imagine
What my eyes will see
When Your face
Is before me
I can only imagine
[CHORUS]
Surrounded by Your glory, what will my heart feel
Will I dance for You Jesus or in awe of You be still
Will I stand in Your presence or to my knees will I fall
Will I sing hallelujah, will I be able to speak at all
I can only imagine
I can only imagine
When that day comes
And I find myself
Standing in the Son
I can only imagine
When all I will do
Is forever
Forever worship You
Verse 1.
Light of the world You stepped down into darkness,
Opened my eyes, let me see
Beauty that made this heart adore you
Hope of a life spent with you.
Chorus:
So here I am to worship, here I am to bow down,
Here I am to say that You're my God.
You're altogether lovely, altogether worthy
Altogether wonderful to me.
Verse 2.
King of all days O so highly exalted
Glorious in heaven above
Humbly You came to the earth You created
All for loves sake became poor.
Tag:
And I'll never know how much it cost
To see my sin upon that cross.
Grumpy kids, greedy dreams
This is not what Christmas means
I'm just a toy, I don't claim to be a genius
But there must be more to Christmas
There must be more to Christmas
I think we're really missing something
Must be more to Christmas
Good morning, George, how are you?
I hope you're feeling fine
I'd love to stay and talk but it's almost 8 o' clock
And I haven't got the time
Because we work real hard at the Chocolate factory
We start at eight and we don't get lunch 'til three
I've gotta drive a truck to make a buck
So I can send it home to my family
Well now you are in trouble
Your timecard is a wreck
It's almost two past eight
I'll tell Nezzar that you're late
And he'll take it from your check
Yes, Mr. Lunt
Oh, yes we work real hard at the Chocolate Factory
Excuse me, Mr. Lunt, but I've got an injury
Now get back on the line, you'll be just fine
With all this work to do we've got no time for sympathy
We used to be so happy
We used to laugh and run
Now there's no time to play
'Cause we've gotta work all day and it isn't very fun
I'm Rack
I'm Shack
I'm Benny
We work here in the plant
We'd like to take a break
For goodness sake
But Mr. Nezzer says, you can't
We all need a vacation
Our schedule is severe
We?re getting very tired but stopping gets us fired
So we?ll have to stay right here
Because we work real hard at the Chocolate Factory
We start at 8 and we don?t get lunch till 3
We work the whole week through to make a buck or two
So we can send them home to our families
Someday they?ll come and join us
We?ll live in harmony
We hope the day is near until then you?ll find us here
You were lying in your bed,
You were feeling kind of sleepy,
But you couldn't close your eyes because the room was getting creepy.
Were those eyeballs in the closet?
Was that Godzilla in the hall?
There was something big and hairy casting shadows on your wall.
Now your heart is beating like a drum,
Your skin is getting clammy,
There's a hundred tiny monsters jumping right in to your jammies!
Bob: What are you going to do?
Junior: I'm going to call the police!
Bob: No. You don't have to do anything!
Junior: What? Why?
Bob: Because...
God is bigger than the boogie man.
He's bigger than Godzilla and the monsters on TV.
Oh, God is bigger than the boogie man,
And he's watching out for you and me.
Junior:
..So when I'm lying in my bed,
And the furniture starts creeping,
I'll just laugh and say "Hey! Cut that out!"
And get back to my sleeping.
'Cause I know that God's the biggest, and He's watching all the while,
So when I get scared, I'll think of Him, close my eyes and
smiiiiiiiiiiiiile!!!
God is bigger than the boogie man.
He's bigger than Godzilla and the monsters on TV.
Oh, God is bigger than the boogie man,
And he's watching out for you and me.
Monster #1: So are you frightened?
Junior: No not really!
Monster #2: Are you worried?
Junior: Not a bit! I know whatever's gonna happen, that God can handle it!
Frankencelery: I'm sorry that I scared you when you saw me on TV.
Junior: Well that's ok, 'cause now I know that God is taking care of me!
God is bigger than the boogie man.
He's bigger than Godzilla and the monsters on TV.
Oh, God is bigger than the boogie man,
And he's watching out for you and me.
He's watching out for you and me.
Watching, watching, watching!
Narrator: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry,
the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a
Silly Song.
Some off-screen singer: There once was a boy
Who lived in a house
And the house sat under a tree
By the tree ran a fence that stretched far and wide
Round the gated community
Larry: Can I have my ball?
Can you get my ball?
I kicked it into the tree
And my ball bounced up
And my ball dropped in
To the Gated Community
Community folk: Oh! The Gated Community
Is where we like to be
Everything's so lovely
Oh, our hearts are filled with glee
And when you come to visit
You can stand outside and see
What a lovely bunch we are
In our gated unity!
Larry: Um...
Can I have my ball?
Can you get my ball?
I kicked it into the tree
And my ball bounced up
And my ball dropped in
To the Gated Community
Community folk: Oh! The Gated Community
Is where we like to be
Our clothes are never dirty
And the lawns are always green
And when you come to visit
You can stand outside and see
What a tidy bunch we are
In our gated unity!
The Gated Community
We think you will agree
Is pleasantly devoid
Of unsightly stray debris
Garbage man: Free, free of debris!
Community folk: The Gated Community
Is where we'll always be
Our smiles are white
Cause we're inside
In comfy custody
And when you come to visit
You can stand outside and see...
Community fellow (to garbage man): Come on, you stand
outside...
Community folks: What a smiling bunch we are
In our gated unity!
Larry: Can I have my ball?
Can you get my ball?
Community folks: Oh, the Gated Community
Is where we like to be
Larry: I kicked it into the tree
Community folks: Our lives are made perfect
By a hefty entrance fee
Larry: And my ball bounced up
And my ball dropped in
Community folk: And when you come to visit
You can stand outside and see
Larry: To the gated commu--
Community folk: What a lovely bunch we are
Larry: To the gated commu--
Community folk: What a happy bunch we are
Folks and Larry: To the Gated Community!
Narrator: This has been Silly Songs with Larry.
Community fellow: Oh, look! A ball!
Narrator: Tune in next time to hear Larry say:
*Bonk!*
Miren al pepinoVean como se mueveComo un leonTras un raton
Miren al pepinoQue suaves movimientosEs como mantequillaEn un chango pelon
Miren al pepinoLos vegetalesEnviden a su amigoComo el quieren bailar
Packing up the dreams God planted
In the fertile soil of you
I can't believe the hopes He's granted
Means a chapter in your life is through
But we'll keep you close as always
It won't even seem you've gone
'Cause our hearts in big and small ways
Will keep the love that keeps us strong
And friends are friends forever
If the Lord's the lord of them
And a friend will not say never
'Cause the welcome will not end
Though it's hard to let you go
In the Father's hands we know
That a lifetime's not too long
To live as friends
With the faith and love God's given
Springing from the hope we know
We will pray the joy you live in
Is the strength that now you show
But we'll keep you close (really really close!)
As alsways (promise?)
It won't even seem you've gone
(Do we really gotta go?)
'Cause our hearts in big and small ways
Will keep the love that keeps us strong
(I'm feeling better already!)
[2x:]
And friends are friends forever
If the Lord's the lord of them
And a friend will not say never
'Cause the welcome will not end
Though it's hard to let you go
In the Father's hands we know
That a lifetime's not too long
To live as friends
Oh, a lifetime's not too long
To live as friends
(Speaking:)
Bob:
It's been great out here with you Larry, even though neither of us have showered for five days. I'm glad we're going home now.
Larry:
Daniel (Larry): Oh, no! What am I gonna do?
It looks like I'm gonna end up as lion stew!
Narrator: Don't cry, Daniel!
Fear not, Daniel!
Don't you know you're not alone?
There is One who is watching you
He listens when you pray
And though it seems this time you won't get through,
The long awaited rains
Have fallen hard upon the thirsty ground
And carved their way to where
The wild and rushing river can be found
And like the rains
I have been carried here to where the river flows, yeah
My heart is racing and my knees are weak
As I walk to the edge
I know there is no turning back
Once my feet have left the ledge
And in the rush I hear a voice
That's telling me it's time to take the leap of faith, So here I go
I'm diving in, I'm going deep in over my head, I want to be
Caught in the rush, lost in the flow, in over my head, I want to go
The river's deep, the river's wide, the river's water is alive
So sink or swim, I'm diving in
There is a supernatural power
In this mighty river's flow
It can bring the dead to life
And it can fill an empty soul
And give a heart the only thing
Worth living and worth dying for, yeah
But we will never know the awesome power Of the grace of God
Until we let ourselves get swept away into this holy flood
So if you'll take my hand
We'll close our eyes and count to three
And take the leap of faith
ehem... And now it is time for 'Love songs with Mr. Lunt'. The part of the show where Mr. Lunt comes out and sings a love song.
He said to her I'd like a cheeseburger, and I might like a milkshake as well." And she said "I can't give you either." He said "Isn't this burger bell?" She said "Yes it is, but we are closed now. But we open tomorrow at ten." HE SAID "I AM EXTREM-E-LY HUNGRY, but I guess I can wait until then!"
Cause your his cheeseburger! His yummy cheeseburger! He'll wait for you-ooh! yeah, he'll wait for you-ooh! Oh, you are his cheeseburger! His tasty cheeseburger! He'll wait for you-ooh! Oh, he will wait for you.
He stayed at the drive throu till sunrise. He might have dosed off once or twice, when he spotted a bill board for Dennys; Bacon and eggs for half price! How could he resist such an offer? He really needed something to much! Cheeseburger please do not get angry! He'll eat and be back here for lunch!
Cause you're his cheeseburger! His preacious cheeseburger! Be back for you-ooh; He'll back for you! Won't be so long, cheeseburger! Oh lovely cheeseburger! Be back for you-ooh; Oh he'll be back for you-ooh!
Cause he loves his cheeseburger with all his heart, and there ain't nothing gonna tear you two apart! And if the world suddenly ran out of cheese, he would get down on his hands and knees, to see if someone accidentaly, dropped some cheese in the dirt, and he would wash it off for you; Wipe off that dirty cheese, all just for you!!!
You are his cheeseburGER. (Do the GER in a squeaky high voice, and the rest in a low, sad voice.)
I can't believe it's Christmas
I think I'm finally gettin' something
Can't believe it's Christmas
My favorite time of year
I can't believe it's Christmas
Been dreaming of a sugar-plum thing
Can't believe it's Christmas
Oh, boy, it's finally here
Ho, ho, away we go
With rosey cheeks and hearts aglowin'
Hey, hey, our favorite day
It makes us want to cheer
Yo, ho, we love the snow
At least we know we won't be mowing
Ya, hey, we're glad to say
That Christmas time is here
We can't believe it's Christmas
Been waiting for a million hours
Can't believe it's Christmas
Oh what a nifty day
We can't believe it's Christmas
Took 14,018 showers
Can't believe it's Christmas
And now it's time to play
We can't believe it's Christmas
We think we're finally gettin' something
Can't believe it's Christmas
Our favorite time of year
We can't believe it's Christmas
Been dreaming of a sugar-plum thing
Can't believe it's Christmas
Oh, boy it's finally, oi, my spinely
I love you a bushel and a peck
A bushel and a peck and a hug around the neck
A hug around the neck and a barrel and a heap
A barrel and a heapand I'm talkin' my sleep
About you, about who, about you
I love you a bushel and a peck
A bushel and a peck and a hug around the neck
A hug around the neck and a barrel and a heap
A barrel and a heapand I'm talkin' my sleep
About you, about who, about you
'Cause I love you a bushel and a peck
You bet your purdy neck I do
Doodle-oodle-ooh-doo
Doodle-oodle-ooh-doo
Doodle-oodle-ooh-doo-loo
Doodle-oodle-ooh-doo
Doodle-oodle-ooh-doo
I don't know where you lay your head
or where you call your home
I don't know where you eat your meals
or where you talk on the phone
I don't know if you got a cook a butler or a maid
I don't know if you got a yard with a hammock in the shade
I don't know if you got some shelter, say a place to hide
I don't know if you live with friends in whom you can confide
I don't know if you got a family, say a mom or dad
I don't know if you feel love at all, but I bet you wish you had
PRE-CHORUS
Come and go with me to my Father's house
Come and go with me to my Father's house
CHORUS
It's a big big house
with lots and lots a room
A big big table
with lots and lots of food
A big big yard(touchdown!)
where we can play football
A big big house
Its my Fathers house
All I know is a big ol' house with rooms for everyone
All I know is lots a land where we can play and run
All I know is you need love and I've got a family
All I know is your all alone so why not come with me?
REPEAT PRE-CHORUS
Baby, baby
I'm taken with the notion
To love you with the sweetest of devotion
Baby, baby
My tender love will flow from
The bluest sky to the deepest ocean
Stop for a minute
Baby I'm so glad you're mine, yeah
You're mine
Baby, baby
The stars are shining for you
And just like me I'm sure that they adore you
Baby, baby
Go walking through the forest
The birds above a' singing you a chorus
Stop for a minute
Baby they're so glad you're mine, oh yeah
And ever since the day you put my heart in motion
Baby I realize that there's just no getting over you
Baby, baby
In any kind of weather
I'm here for you always and forever
Baby, baby
No muscle man could sever
My love for you is true and it will never
Stop for a minute
Baby I'm so glad you're mine
And ever since the day you put my heart in motion
Baby I realize that there's just no getting over you
And ever since the day you put my heart in motion
Baby I realize that there's just no getting over you
Over you
Baby, baby
Always and forever
Baby I'm so glad that
Here for you baby
So glad you're mine
Baby I'm so glad that
When I think about you it makes me smile
Baby, baby be mine
Baby, I'm so glad that
Don't stop giving love
Don't stop, no
Baby I'm so glad that you're mine
Baby I'm so glad
Baby I'm so glad that
Jonah:
Do not fight.
Do not cheat.
Wash your hands before you eat.
There is nothing quite as sweet-
A message from the Lord
Be a friend.
Say your prayers.
Heaven loves a heart that cares.
That is why I've come to share a message from the Lord.
And if you follow God's commands,
there will be peace throughout the land.
You will live long and happy lives...
with your sheep - your kids - your wives.
Don't eat pigs
Don't eat bats.
Don't eat beetles, flies, or gnats.
Stay away from all of that.
A message from the Lord
Do what's right.
Don't provoke.
Put four tassels on your cloak.
Do not laugh, it's not a joke.
A message from the Lord
Veggie People:
Do not fight.
Do not cheat.
Wash your hands before you eat.
There is nothing quite as sweet-
A message from the Lord
Be a friend.
Say your prayers.
Heaven loves a heart that cares.
That is why he came to share a message from the Lord.
And if we follow God's commands,
there will be peace throughout the land.
We will live long and happy lives...
with our sheep - our kids - our wives.
Do what's right.
Don't provoke.
Put four tassels on your cloak.
Do not laugh, it's not a joke.
A message from the Lord
Jonah:
Don't do drugs.
Stay in school.
Scribe:
This is quite a lot of rules!
Jonah:
Follow them and you're no fool-uh..
Veggie People:
Follow them and you're no fool-uh..
Jonah:
Follow them and you're no fool...
All:
A message from the Lord
Jonah:
Follow them and you're no fool...
All:
A message from the Lord
MOM:
Think of me everyday.
Hold tight to what I say,
And I'll be close to you,
Even from far away.
Know that wherever you are,
it is never too far.
If you think of me,
I'll be with you.
JUNIOR:
Know that wherever you are,
It is never too far.
If you think of me, I'll be with you.
Think of me everyday,
Hold tight to what I say,
And I'll be close to you,
Even from far away.
JUNIOR, BOB, LARRY:
Know that wherever you are,
it is never too far,
Hi, Junior, how was your day, today?
My played, my art Art Begotti limited edition collector played
What happened to it?
Well, it's Laura's fault, she broke the plate, I tried to stop her
She said, "She had to demonstrate her apple chopper"
The apple chopper worked just great
But chopped right through your bowling plate
It's Laura's fault, she broke the plate, it's true
And that's the tale, I have to tell to you
Oh my, if that's what she said happened then
Well, I trust you Junior
Actually, Lorry didn't break the plate
It was, it was Lenny, her brother?
Yap, that's great, Lenny broke the plate
I'll tell you the whole story
It's Lenny's fault, he broke the plate, he's very naughty
Just how was I to know he hated Art Begotti?
He gave it to a crocodile, who chewed it up for quite awhile
It's Lenny's fault, he broke the plate, it's true
There's a story that started on Christmas
When a baby was born in the night
And those who came far who followed the star
Were seeing a heavenly sight
A heavenly sight
Well, the years hurried by and the boy, now a man
Could make the blind see with a touch of His hand
He was born to be King, He was Rabbi and Priest
But the best that He had, He gave to the least
He gave to the least
He was born and He died, almost 2, 000 years ago
He laughed and He cried, He felt all the fears we know
But what does it matter? A story so strange
Even if it is true, what does it change?
What does it change?
Though He spoke like a prophet, like no one they'd heard
This simple young carpenter, crowds hung on every word
He hated injustice, He taught what is right
He said,? I'm the way and the truth and the light?
His friends soon believed that truly He was the one
The Savior, Messiah, God's one and only Son
But others they doubted, they did not agree
So they took Him, they tried Him
He died on a tree, He died on a tree
God has made a way
For all who mourn and grieve
Death will never be the end
If you just believe
God has made a way
For all who mourn and grieve
Death will never be the end
If you just believe
There is nothing left to fear
Nothing Heaven knows
For He died for us to give us life
And to give us hope He rose
Hey Annie, your steps lookin' peppy again
I guess, when I think of Easter
Is really about
That was a great egg hunt after all
I hope those hurt more kids
Our class is almost over
Hey junior, I think someone
Is here to see you
Dad, what are you doin' here?
I caught an earlier flight junior
I couldn't bare to spend Easter Sunday away from my favorite son
It's time to talk about what we learned today
And so what we have learned applies to our lives today
And God has a lot to say in His book
You see, we know that God's word is for everyone
In my bed I start to pray
And tell God all about my day
I woke up in my little bed
And put my hat upon my head
Cleaned my room and cleared my dishes
Told mom breakfast was delicious
I went to school, learned something new
And tried to follow every rule
I studied my vocabulary
Had some fun with Bob and Larry
And so it's good to know
How much You love me
It's true, the Bible says You do
You really love me
Your love was with me all throughout my day
I somehow overlooked my bed
It seems my dog is underfed
Forgot to change my underclothes
Watched one too many TV shows
I had some trouble sharing toys
And during rest time, made some noise
The walls are not for coloring
Sometimes I'm off-key, when I sing
And so it's really good to know
How much You love me
It's true, the Bible says you do
You really love me
Your love was with me all throughout my day
In my bed so quietly
I rest in knowing
I am a happy veg, happy veg, Happy Veg.
I am a happy veg, happy veg, there are no bugs on me.
I am good for you, good for you, good for you.
I am good for you, good for you, I am good in you.
I will make you smart, make you smart, make you smart.
I will make you smart, I look good in you.
yeh, yeh, yeh.