• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Where Did Sally Go - Campanulas
• Remedial Science - Campanulas
• Insomniamarama - Campanulas
• Everybody Loves To Laugh Out Loud - Campanulas
• Cuttlefish Jam - Campanulas
• Cousin Squeaky - Campanulas

I took my best new girl for a summer picnic
How could I know it would all turn out tragic?
I turned round to take a sandwich and then lo
She's gone
She's gone
I left my Sally right here
She's gone
She's gone
My Sally just disappeared
I searched for hours but couldn't find her there
I scoured the countryside and found not even a hair
She's gone
She's gone
My Sally vanished away
She's gone
She's gone
She left no mortal remains
If I didn't know any better then I'd just go insane
Nobody I know has even heard of her name
She's gone
She's gone
I left my Sally right here
She's gone
She's gone
My Sally just disappeared
She's gone
She's gone
My Sally vanished away
She's gone
She's gone

I had a hot dinner date with a really sweet lady who
majored in Physics
I was a scientist too
So I thought it might go OK
But when she found out that my degree was awarded for
Chemistry she sort of sneered
Clearly she found me contemptible
In some way
And then she said:
Where do you people get off?
Dabbling around in remedial science?
All you do all day is turn the paper pink or blue
While I examine the very state of existence as we know
You fool around with compounds
Haven't you something better that you could do?
Than remedial science
Than remedial science
Than remedial science
Than just being
A remedial scientist
A charlatan scientist
You make me sick
I felt moved to defend my profession but she gave me no
chance to fit a word in edgeways
Clearly, I'd touched a nerve by just breathing in and
And when she stood up she pulled the tablecloth and
emptied soup into my lap
I knew the date was over
To be honest it hadn't gone well
And I said:
Where does Physics get off?
Trying to kill God and replacing Jesus?
Splitting hadrons everywhere, to create a black hole
The atom bomb wasn't enough?
You have to spawn antimatter and blow up the planet
Dabbling with stuff that you don't understand
In a dangerous science
In a dangerous science
In a dangerous science
Whereas chemisty
Sweet chemistry
Is the science of love
The science of love
The science of love
The science of love

Two hours before the dawn
My eyes are open wide
I haven't slept at all
But I'm so awful tired
I guess I went beyond
The point where I could sleep
The time keeps ticking to
The alarm clock's dreadful beep
No more sleeping
No more sleeping
No more sleeping, sleeping
Anymore
No more sleeping
No more sleeping
No more sleeping, sleeping
Anymore
Am I too hot or cold?
I can't make up my mind
Should I just get up now?
I really can't decide
I tried to count some sheep
My head is full of baas
So I just watch the sky
As dawn replaces stars
No more sleeping
No more sleeping
No more sleeping, sleeping
Anymore
No more sleeping
No more sleeping
No more sleeping, sleeping

WUD U LIKE TO C MI INVISIBLE BIKE NOW BBE?
WUD U LIKE IT TO BE HUGZ TIME NOW PLZ?
OHAI IM UR BEST FRIEND
OUR LUV WILL NEVER END
THEREZ LULZ AS FAR AS MI EYEZ SEES
And if you're happy
Then we are happy
It makes us happy
To make you happy
For if you're happy
Then we are happy too
For we are the LOLcats
We live to make you LOL
And if you LOL at LOLcats
Why it might just save your soul
'Cause everybody loves to laugh out loud
OHAI YOUR PC WUZ BROKE BUT I FIXED IT BBE
NO NEED TO THANX THATS WHUT I DO
I DO SO MUCH 4 U
I BAKED A COOKIE 2
I EATED IT BUT MI LUVS STILL TROO
And if you're happy
Then we are happy
It makes us happy
To make you happy
For if you're happy
Then we are happy too
For we are the LOLcats
We live to make you LOL
And if you LOL at LOLcats
Why it might just save your soul

Can I offer you another slice of Ocean Pie?
Or indulge you with some Rollmop Herring bites?
Whitebait broiled, served with oyster sauce?
And you have to try the Monkfish tongue of course
Our cooks are skilled with fish as they can be
We reap the endless bounty of the sea
Chew another tentacle, and you must try
Another spoon of helpless deep-fried fry
I'm not sure I can
Stand another day of cuttlefish jam
I sure I am
Day-dreaming of golden wheat
Any animal that once had feet
I'm going mad
On cuttlefish jam
You look a little peaky Mister Land?
It's alright I think that I understand
The motion of The Nautilus distresses you?
I'm surprised, for you've been here for so long too
Nine months on my ship, you've had to spend
But I know what will cheer you up my friend
This bread is made from ground-down seaweed gel
And you want more Dolphin eyeballs I can tell
Now I watch him spread it thick
In my head now something clicks
I'm blinded with rage
A beast in a cage
Time that Captain Nemo paid
I just went mad
Stone cold mad
On cuttlefish jam
(Instrumental Break)
The submarine drifts alone
All the crew are dead and gone I have Nemo's corpse
Washed up on the shore
Then I make up a fire
I'm roasting the Captain
He's still kind of seafood
But choice is no option
He's crispy and toothsome
But could use some seasoning
I search round the flotsam
And find me a jarful
He goes very nicely

I would like to introduce
My good Cousin Squeaky
He's not from around these parts
He's a very gentle soul
Is Cousin Squeaky
I'm sure he'll win your hearts
If you'd care to step this way, Cousin Squeaky
I'll put names to all these faces
Try not to recoil from the touch of strangers
They may have a use someday
Can't I just remain at home?
I like it best when I'm alone
Who needs you? Who needs your friends?
I'm just here under sufferance
I'm glad that you are here, Cousin Squeaky
Perhaps you may make us smile
There's precious little fun in this house these days