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In an effort to reach out to first-time paper towel users, Procter & Gamble introduced a beginner series of its Bounty paper towel brand Tue...
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New Facebook Feature Scans Profile To Pinpoint Exactly When Things Went Wrong
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The new LifePoint function distills each user's mistakes into one easy-to-find moment when their lives irrevocably took a turn for the worse...
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The Onion Review -- Week Of May 30, 2014
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The only nation where this regularly happens concludes that there's no way to prevent this, a college rape victim is pretty thrilled about r...
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According to a survey of hospice patients released Thursday by the Princeton Medical Institute, the most common regret of the dying is never...
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SPONSORED: New Video Game's Second-Person Shooter Mode Features Someone Just Describing Game To You
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The revolutionary second-person mode presents players with an authoritative voice describing the players' actions without any of the hassle ...
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The Onion Review -- Week Of May 23, 2014
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