Dance Fu (2011)

Actors

• Kristian Bernard (actor)
• Cedric the Entertainer (actor)
• Tommy Chunn (actor)
• Leo J Clark (actor)
• Tony Clemons (actor)
• Marlon Cooper (actor)
• Affion Crockett (actor)
• Tommy Davidson (actor)
• Oris Erhuero (actor)
• Segel Hailu (actor)
• Cory Hardrict (actor)
• Ty Hodges (actor)
• Cory Kueter (actor)
• Eric Lane (actor)
• Gerald Neal Allen II (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Turbulence Filmography

• Rise Up
  2009, role: actor
• Earthday Celebration 2003
  2007, role: actor

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Turbulence - Warren Zevon
• Turbulence - Kayak
• Turbulence - Bowling For Soup
• Turbulence - Arab Strap
• Turbulence - U-God
• Turbulence - Luxt
• Turbulence - InMe
• Turbulence - Lisa Marie Presley
• Turbulence - Catherine
• Turbulence - The Working Title
• Turbulence - Working Title
• Turbulence - Steve Aoki
• Turbulence - Laidback Luke
• Turbulence - Paramita
• Turbulence - Sylosis

written by Warren Zevon 1989 Zevon Music BMI
Turmoil back in Moscow brought this turbulence down on me
Turmoil back in Moscow brought this turbulence down on me
Well you can talk about your perestroika
And that's all right for you
But, Comrade Schevardnadze, tell me
What's a poor boy like me to do?
Turmoil back in Moscow brought this turbulence down on me
Turmoil back in Moscow brought this turbulence down on me
Well, we've been fightin' with the mujahaddin
Down in Afghanistan
Comrade Gorbachev, can I
Go back to Vladivostok, man?
Turmoil back in Moscow brought this turbulence down on me
Turmoil back in Moscow brought this turbulence down on me
(Russian lyrics-the friend of a friend says this might be a translation)
lost city on the red desert
I hear voices of enemies from everywhere
I miss my mother very much
"Village is lost in the red desert.
On all sides, silence of an enemy.
And we want to see our mothers." (that's another guess from another
friend-of-a-friend..thanks...)
(note from zevonfan1: I'm wondering...could this be Yevteshenko?)
Turmoil back in Moscow brought this turbulence down on me

Watching the meters
Steering through a clear blue sky
But all of a sudden
Emerging in the corner of your eye
Someone zeroes in on you
And she’s looking pretty mad
She’s just too close for comfort
You’d better hold on to your hat
What you see is what you get
And I can see some turbulence ahead
What you see is what you get
There’s gonna be some turbulence ahead
No more excuses
You’re running out of places to hide
You ain’t going nowhere
She’s gonna take you for a bumpy ride
Your engine starts to overheat
Your meter’s in the red
She’s targeting your conscience
While you were aiming for her bed
What you see is what you get
And I can see some turbulence ahead
What you see is what you get
You’ve really got some turbulence ahead

It's so hard to figure out
which way to turn
theres no going back now
all your bridges burned
the stars are gonna shine on you
if you can get through the day
storm clouds all around you
but a blue skies on the way.
And we're all just passengers tonight
and we're all just travelling through our lives
we will reach our destination
so just hang on for the ride
say a prayer and close your eyes
it's just a little turbulence.
Take a look around you
look how far youve come
your whole life in front of you
you've only just begun
We've all got our problems
but they're just bumps in the road
if you only keep on fighting
theres no where you can't go.
And we're all just passengers tonight
and we're all just travelling through our lives
we will reach our destination
so just hang on for the ride
so say a prayer and close your eyes
its just a little turbulence.
This life can be so crazy
can spin out of control
but I hope that all your dreams come true
cause you know that you're amazing
and no matter where you go
I'll be there for you
we can make it through.
and we're all just passengers tonight
and we're all just travelling through our lives
we will reach our destination
so just hang on for the ride
say a prayer and close your eyes
its just a little turbulence.
and we're all just passengers tonight
and we're all just travelling through our lives
we will reach our destination
so just hang on for the ride
say a prayer and close your eyes

You always jump and quiver
when you're coming in to land
with no runway, no guidance
no nails dug into my hand.
We could have whoever we want.
We could go back to school
and see the dead laugh again.
Let's get dressed up and pull.
The only benefit of drinking.
The downside of what we take.
Some weekends I feel
like I could always be awake.
A party in a strangers house.
Have we ever met the host?
Just smile and keep talking
and get your can for a toast.
We won't always be safe here
but this is where we reign.
Pull it tight to protect us.

Verse One:
Boldly go only to sew the block up,lock shit down,
Mama told me you's the giant
Pump out the nose cold,crimewave,host em, baratone
throne
So defiant, they stole the science from the o.g.
carbon copies,sloppy,trying
To muscle out the o.d. slapshot,can't get it past the
goalie mask
Stonefinger roam, royalty zone off, henn, gin rummy
stunts, cummin in sums, writing on ya tummy hun
Low stamina, still hungry some, asthma,
clogged up, Ramus smog, dialogue, dorm plasma, road
hog it all, hammers
No matter what, the track's right and exact,it
matters,the scanners listen
System jammer, right on ya rack, black panther on a
mission
Right back at you,ready to cook this shit!
Babylon apple, natu-wu (natural) habitat, stone
statues(planes crashin!)
Verse Two:
Robotron golden arms, pentagon brain cell, all to
gain, chained to the bumper.
Wolfgang hunters, field goal punters tone,steel toe
eruption, it's a gusher!
Tonecrusher smith,usher the style,stubborn born
criminals foul within the isle
Let off a signal with attitude,magnitude ,beat
through, me devil lies that's sized of cathedrals.
The track more lethal, came back to see you
Finish the job off proper, live wire shit, spit the
lava,the helicopter hit you, flyin saucers, of
course,may the force not be with you
These bengals that dangle, sinister phantom menace,
hansome are my lenses, all in the register, speakin my
spanish, clips like banana grips, bananza, dressed
fancy in the club, Halle Barry slowdance, we romance,
now gimme love
(more planes,and pilots panicing.)
Verse Three:
Jackie chan movements, hard to kill for real, drill
him some more with some
old fashion smooth shit, long winded, splendid the
bomb blow, on the whole
a ruthless, butter roll flow. Show improvement? This
shit is cool whip to me,
when i throw off the wool. This music with a mule
kick, eight ball in the side
pocket corner, one mark the chalk, gimme my poolstick,
smoked the dipped,
notes by the throat, full grip, scud puddy in my
hands, fans, read the blueprints,
the truth, the slang you bit? To form in a sentence,
the cold winters I spent with
splinters, the apprentice under Rza's training, he
sang, each aim's vintage,
aimin at you swine eater, wifebeater scoundrels,
stolen vowel theives, i'm swollen
now, Collen Powel relief, throw the towel in, tools
in, full spin, school em again,
show em that the wise could rejuvinize all these
hoodlums,don't sleep he could win.
Pull a pen, it's full again,celeb, all on the web on a
conquest, no disturbance,
address it to ya chest, you're in turbulance,mighty
men vitamin d. Rest in peace

Abandon, what does it mean? Without a care, reckless, unclean.
Boredom, pushes me there ramming of empty, pulling of hair.
Damage, least just a bit the joy of not, giving a shit.
Face it, straight to the ground a touch of violence.
Loving the gagged and bound.
Fucking, blind to the self what had seemed dry, springing with wealth.
Liar, deep in your form all of these thoughts, that you have scorned.
Never, forced to agree rip out a path, disregard the debris.
Breathing, shows in the cold with every thrust, against the folds.
Distort, second to next no love or hate trapped in turbulent sex.
Drop all, obstacles here swallow your shame, choke down your fear.
Visions of damnation deep.
This soul's abrasions,
dark inoculations.
Numb to abomination.
Bleeding, grinding to try just find the how and forget about why.
Once the envelope's torn, out of these things, the demon is born.
Dark inoculations numb to abomination.

Look up and see the sky tonight it's beautiful
(Turbulence, turbulence)
Make sure that you look up tonight and see it all
(Turbulence, turbulence)
The stars across the fire and through the clouds
There's no need to be afraid anymore
With just enough time for one more song
When I wake up you're gone
To know you were mine was enough
And don't be scared
My friend who I depend on was always around
(Turbulence, turbulence)
My friend she is singing a perfect sound
There's no need to be afraid anymore
With just enough time for one more song
When I wake up you're gone
To know you were mine was enough
And don't be scared
You've got all that I need, your making my heart bleed
The sun ignored me until now, just lie here with me
Your eyes they hypnotize me every night I'm in a dream
Just lie here with me, just lie here with me
With just enough time for one more song
When I wake up you're gone
To know you were mine was enough
And don't be scared
There's no time for one last song

Imagine that I can't be comforted at all
In pieces I went from crawling into a ball
Evidence, it's in my breathing every day
Less and less and less
Hey you - you wore me out
There was nothing left for anybody else
Listen you, you're the last little shit that anyone expected
Could put me through this
Yeah it's true
Turbulence, auto pilot to control
Down and down and down
And if he's there then I'll take my order to go
He shouldn't see, He shouldn't know
Hey you - you wore me out
There was nothing left for anybody else
And you, you're the last little shit that anyone expected
Could put me through this
Yeah fucker it's true
And over there in the corner of the room
Sat little Jack Horner in his gloom
Oh how you like it there
Na na na na na
Hey you- you slithered around while you ripped every vein out
And you - your once so charming self inflicted tortured act
It's a loser and a poser's tool
Hey you - you wore me out
There was nothing left for anybody else
And you, you're the last little shit that anyone expected
Could put me through this
Yeah fucker it's true
Imagine that

Tonight i died
and no one knew
I cant sleep
but my eyes wont move
im a freak ill be just like you
just a typical fuck up up so soon
why do i put my self through so much
to play along
why do we put ourselves through so much OH MY GOD
why do i put my self through so much
to play along
why do we put ourselves through so much OH MY GOD
I'm a sad piece of Shit
im the one that you miss
im a sorry excuse not a fight
now im tired to breathe
never able to sleep
i think i might, must be bloating
why do i put my self through so much
to play along
why do we put ourselves through so much OH MY GOD
why do i put my self through so much
to play along

[Verse 1]
I am on my way to something small
The turning of a year and I am raw
Stripped away surrounded by the trees
On mountains urging me to fall asleep or
[Chorus]
Fall in love and crumble while you can
Freeze the world in time to understand
A way to trust in turbulence
[Verse 2]
Wonder how much longer we can take
That's silly we can last at least a week
The turning in my stomach has increased
And no one knows like branches how we sleep
[Chorus]

I am on my way to something small
The turning of a year and I am raw
Stripped away surrounded by the trees
On mountains urging me to fall asleep or
Fall in love and crumble while you can
Freeze the world in time to understand
A way to trust in turbulence
Wonder how much longer we can take
That's silly we can last at least a week
The turning in my stomach has increased

Ladies and gentlemen
Welcome to flight 909
Taking you on a journey
All around the world
With your captains
Steve Aoki, Lil Jon
Laidback Luke
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Ready for takeoff
We hit turbulence
Let's go
What a rush
Yeah
Let's go
Ready for takeoff
Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up
Higher, higher, higher, higher
Higher, higher, higher, higher
Higher, higher, higher, higher
We hit turbulence, yeah
Let's go
What a rush
Yeah

Ladies and gentlemen,
Welcome to flight 909
Taking you on a journey
All around the world
With your captains...
Steve Aoki
Lil Jon
Laidback Luke
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Ready for takeoff
We hit turbulence.
Let's go
What a rush
Yeah!
Attention passengers
This is your captain speaking
I regret to inform you, we might encounter some turbulence
So when it happens
Put your hands up high
Like you're in a roller-coaster
Initiate emergency procedures
Up up up up up up
Higher higher higher
We hit turbulence, yeah!
Let's go
What a rush

Darling when I'm gone
Shed not one tear for me
I always loved you
Just not like before
Refrain:
We've grown apart
All these years together
I promised you forever
But nothing can stay the same
Not even our love was strong enough to save us
Now.
Enough to save us. Now
When I am away
Sing no sad love songs
I promise it will be alright
In time, you'll be fine
Bridge:
The love I have for you remains
Our memories are hard to let go. Woh-oh
But if someday we still feel the same way
Then I'll be the one to save you

We close our eyes waiting for change
Hoping in vain for respite
This tired life wearing us thin
Draining the light from my heart
Draining the light from my heart
What unites us tears us apart
We close our eyes praying for change
Silence from those in the sky
This tired life wearing us thin
Draining the light from my heart
Forcing my hand I have no choice but to fight
Deception
Thoughts in my head I can no longer control
Turbulence
Rising!
Up to this precipice
Falling, faster, into oblivion
We close our eyes, waiting for day
Hoping in vain for the sun
This tired sky scorches the earth
Draining the light from our hearts
Forcing my hand I have no choice but to fight
Deception
Thoughts in my head I can no longer control
Turbulence
Rising!
Up to this precipice
Falling, faster, into oblivion
Rising!
Up to this precipice
Falling, faster, into oblivion
Slowly lower your hands
There is no choice for us now
But to admit defeat
Concende to the power
[Solo]
Rising
up to this precipice
Falling, faster, into oblivion
Rising!
Up to this precipice