Plot
Rude Boy is a semi-documentary, part character study, part 'rockumentary', featuring a British punk band, The Clash. The script includes the story of a fictional fan juxtposed with actual public events of the day, including political demonstrations and Clash concerts. Filmed over a period of years, the written dialog takes on the appearance of improvisation.
Keywords: bouncer, concert-footage, concert-tour, england, london-england, musical-performance, punk-rock, racism, riot, roadie
Featuring The Clash.
Lead guitarist: You know what I think, don't you? I've been watching you.::Rude Boy: Yeah, I noticed. Quite a lot.::Lead guitarist: I been watching you.::Rude Boy: I'll keep it in mind.::Lead guitarist: Do.
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Tom, Toby, Francis and Graham used to play together in a London band called Germany. Over the past year they've gone their own ways, with varying degrees of success. This is the story of how they meet up in an atmosphere of manipulation and youthful indulgence and allow their individual grudges to be overcome by the genuine and complex enjoyment that only old friends can induce. Then, drunk and happy in the middle of the night, they agree to go Urban Exploring... In a seemingly abandoned youth center surrounded by woods, their exploration is interrupted by the sound of a child crying. They follow the sound to find a terrified little girl in need of rescue, only to realize that in doing so they may very well be as trapped as she is.
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Two best friends find themselves at risk of being thrown out of their apartment after they are fired from their jobs. They then set out to make enough money to keep from becoming homeless. What follows next is a hilarious adventure through the streets of LA.
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'Justin Lo (I)' (qv) makes his feature film debut as Charlie Conrad, a 19-year-old history buff with the world on his shoulders. Following the death of his mother, Charlie sets aside his college plans to raise his highly imaginative 9-year-old brother Ben ('Booboo Stewart' (qv)). Isolated from his peers, Charlie accepts his responsibility yet secretly yearns for the freedom and romance associated with youth. Charlie suddenly gets his chance when he meets Jordan Rivers ('Nick Bartzen' (qv)), a charismatic drifter and fellow lost soul. The two of them hit it off immediately, and they soon embark on a tumultuous romance that gives Charlie a taste of the freedom he's been craving. Just as their relationship intensifies, however, Charlie's long-absent father, Doug ('Barry Shay (I)' (qv)), returns to town with his own plans to take care of Ben. Caught in a struggle for Ben and eager to hold on to Jordan, Charlie must finally search his soul and make momentous decisions regarding the future of his family.
Keywords: absent-father, alcoholic, anger, beer, biracial-child, brother-brother-relationship, cemetery, character-name-in-title, chest-scar, child's-drawing
Everything is about to change for Ben & Charlie Conrad.....
How far would you go for love?
If you thought growing up was hard, meet Charlie Conrad...
[first lines]::Ben Conrad: Charlie, you gotta come see this.::Charlie Conrad: Don't you knock?::Ben Conrad: Come look at my room.::Charlie Conrad: Ben, I gotta finish this before school.::Ben Conrad: I made a new wall for my fort and it's really strong.::Charlie Conrad: Impressive, considering it's probably made out of couch cushions.
[last lines]::Ben Conrad: Hey, Charlie. Hey, Dad.::Doug Conrad: Hey.::Charlie Conrad: Hey.::Ben Conrad: Look at this. [starts swinging wooden sword]::Doug Conrad: OK.::Ben Conrad: Whoa!::Charlie Conrad: Whoa! Look at that.::Doug Conrad: Hey, look what I brought you. [pulls wooden shield out of bag]::Ben Conrad: Cool!::Doug Conrad: Yeah... Look at that, huh? [hands shield to Ben] Pretty good.::Ben Conrad: Here. Hold this. [hands sword to Charlie] Attack me.::Doug Conrad: Uh-oh.::Charlie Conrad: Sure?::Doug Conrad: En guard!::Charlie Conrad: OK. [starts attacking] Bam. Bam. Bam.::Ben Conrad: Now, do it slow motion.::Doug Conrad: Slow motion.::Charlie Conrad: OK. [starts attacking in slow motion]::Doug Conrad: Whoo. That's great.::Ben Conrad: Now, give it to Dad.::Doug Conrad: [takes sword] Ready? [starts attacking]::Charlie Conrad: Careful. [laughs]
Jordan Rivers: You're interesting. I'm gonna write you as a character in my book.::Charlie Conrad: Good luck with that.
Jordan Rivers: [looking at photo] This your mom?::Charlie Conrad: Uh-huh.::Jordan Rivers: She's pretty.::Charlie Conrad: Thanks.::Jordan Rivers: Where is she?::Charlie Conrad: She's on vacation.::Jordan Rivers: Where's your dad?::Charlie Conrad: He left.
Jordan Rivers: So if I'm going to write a character based on you, I'm gonna need some more information.::Charlie Conrad: Like what?::Jordan Rivers: Well, first off... what are you?
Jordan Rivers: Voilà!::Charlie Conrad: It's my garage... with a blanket.::Jordan Rivers: Smart-ass.
Jordan Rivers: Go. Suck. Suck-suck-suck. You okay?::Charlie Conrad: That's terrible.
Jordan Rivers: I was gonna change into your PJ's but didn't want you to think I was too forward.
Charlie Conrad: We're not gonna spy on the bagger.::Tori Marshall: Why not?::Charlie Conrad: Because he'll think we're freaks.
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15 year old Brendan Willy hates himself for being un-cool when he falls in love with the girl of his dreams. Enter Mr. Five, a no good tempter from hell, which in his last attempt to ensnare a soul before being fried for eternity, transforms Brendan into the coolest kid in Indiana, only to find out that this contract isn't going to be easy at all.
Keywords: deal-with-the-devil, devil, geek, popularity, teen-movie, teenager
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The main event features ICP and Evil Dead taking on the Rainbow Coalition team of Big Flame, Neil and Bob. The 725 lbs. Hornswaggling Hillbilly takes on Tom Dub. The Rude Boy tries his luck again against the legendary Abdullah the Butcher, this time in a cage.
Keywords: african-american, balcony, bald-man, barrel, bathroom, beer-bottle, blood, cage, celebrity-impersonator, censored-profanity-in-title
Join us for yet another installment of professional wrestling courtesy of the craziest most fxcked up insane wrestling promotion on the planet!
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After jointly winning a local drag queen pageant in New York City, Noxeema Jackson and Vida Boheme win the right and are given the round trip airfare to compete in the Drag Queen of America pageant in Hollywood, California. Noxeema sees herself as the next 'Dorothy Dandridge' (qv), who bucked the trend of most black American movie actresses of her time by never playing the slave house maid. Vida's style reflects her past of growing up in upper class suburban Pennsylvania. One of their fellow New York contestants, Chi-Chi Rodriguez, is a straight-talking but naive and inexperienced drag queen. Seeing that Chi-Chi needs some drag queen confidence (despite her bravada), Vida and a reluctant Noxeema decide to cash in their plane tickets and buy an older model Cadillac convertible and drive to Hollywood with Chi-Chi. Their drive takes them through much of the country where alternate lifestyles are less tolerated than they may be in New York or Los Angeles. The three have an extended stay in small town Snydersville, where their car breaks down. If they ever make it out of Snydersville, they may be the better for their stay by learning more about themselves while dealing with the issues of town residents and spending more time together. Their stay is made even more precarious when they find out that Sheriff Dollard, a homophobic, racist and sexist highway sheriff with who they had an earlier encounter, is on their tail.
Keywords: 1960s-fashion, actress-playing-herself, adam's-apple, cadillac, camaraderie, cross-country-trip, cross-dresser, crowned-queen, decorate-hotel-room, domestic-abuse
Attitude is everything.
Virgil: [to Carol Ann] Actin' real proud of yourself just like a New York City girl.
Miss Chi-Chi Rodriguez: How do I look?::Noxeema Jackson: Like the Miami Sound Machine just exploded all over you!
Vida Boheme: Your approval is not needed.::Noxeema Jackson: Approval neither desired nor required.
Miss Chi-Chi Rodriguez: [to Vida] Go on Vida and talk to him, you speak honky!
Carol Ann: Vida I do not think of you as a man and I do not think of you as a woman [pause] I think of you as an angel.::Vida Boheme: I think that's Healthy!
Noxeema Jackson: That might be all fine and dandy but still have a lot more to learn before you become a full fledged Queen, my dear.::Miss Chi-Chi Rodriguez: Can't I just stay a princess they're so much younger than Queens::[laughs]::Noxeema Jackson: Does everything have to be a joke with you, this is not a masquerade! This is real life! There are steps to becoming a Queen.::Miss Chi-Chi Rodriguez: I'm sorry. How many?::Noxeema Jackson: Four! There are four steps to becoming a Drag Queen.::Miss Chi-Chi Rodriguez: Don't be stingy tell me what are they!::Vida Boheme: Patience mon cheri. You will know when you've done them. Noxeema our Dutchess of Protocol will inform you.::Noxeema Jackson: [laughs sarcastically] That's right just sit back. Auntie Vida's gonna make you a big ol'queen don't you worry.
Sheriff Dollard: [to the other cops] Shut up! Just shut up! I'm gonna bring back three corpses here! And when you look up their dresses, if you don't find something you shouldn't find, I don't know what!
Vida Boheme: Carol Ann, if we're going to be friends, there really is something I should tell you...::Carol Ann: Adam's Apple?::Vida Boheme: What?::Carol Ann: Adam's Apple. Women don't have Adam's Apples, only men have Adam's Apples. The first night that you came to town I noticed that you had yourself an Adam's Apple.::Vida Boheme: Then, then you know?::Carol Ann: I know, that I am very fortunate to have a lady friend who just happens to have an Adam's Apple.
Carol Ann: I love you Ms. Vida Boheme!::Vida Boheme: [hugs Carol Ann] I've waited my whole life to hear those words said to that name. And I'm very, very, very happy that you're the one to say them.
Bobby Lee: Are you serious about Bobby Ray, Miss Chi-Chi?::Miss Chi-Chi Rodriguez: Baby, you can have him. I've got a million dream lovers, alright. I've got a broken heart for every light on Broadway. And when one of them goes out, I just screw in another one, okay, hello good-bye.
Plot
After jointly winning a local drag queen pageant in New York City, Noxeema Jackson and Vida Boheme win the right and are given the round trip airfare to compete in the Drag Queen of America pageant in Hollywood, California. Noxeema sees herself as the next 'Dorothy Dandridge' (qv), who bucked the trend of most black American movie actresses of her time by never playing the slave house maid. Vida's style reflects her past of growing up in upper class suburban Pennsylvania. One of their fellow New York contestants, Chi-Chi Rodriguez, is a straight-talking but naive and inexperienced drag queen. Seeing that Chi-Chi needs some drag queen confidence (despite her bravada), Vida and a reluctant Noxeema decide to cash in their plane tickets and buy an older model Cadillac convertible and drive to Hollywood with Chi-Chi. Their drive takes them through much of the country where alternate lifestyles are less tolerated than they may be in New York or Los Angeles. The three have an extended stay in small town Snydersville, where their car breaks down. If they ever make it out of Snydersville, they may be the better for their stay by learning more about themselves while dealing with the issues of town residents and spending more time together. Their stay is made even more precarious when they find out that Sheriff Dollard, a homophobic, racist and sexist highway sheriff with who they had an earlier encounter, is on their tail.
Keywords: 1960s-fashion, actress-playing-herself, adam's-apple, cadillac, camaraderie, cross-country-trip, cross-dresser, crowned-queen, decorate-hotel-room, domestic-abuse
Attitude is everything.
Virgil: [to Carol Ann] Actin' real proud of yourself just like a New York City girl.
Miss Chi-Chi Rodriguez: How do I look?::Noxeema Jackson: Like the Miami Sound Machine just exploded all over you!
Vida Boheme: Your approval is not needed.::Noxeema Jackson: Approval neither desired nor required.
Miss Chi-Chi Rodriguez: [to Vida] Go on Vida and talk to him, you speak honky!
Carol Ann: Vida I do not think of you as a man and I do not think of you as a woman [pause] I think of you as an angel.::Vida Boheme: I think that's Healthy!
Noxeema Jackson: That might be all fine and dandy but still have a lot more to learn before you become a full fledged Queen, my dear.::Miss Chi-Chi Rodriguez: Can't I just stay a princess they're so much younger than Queens::[laughs]::Noxeema Jackson: Does everything have to be a joke with you, this is not a masquerade! This is real life! There are steps to becoming a Queen.::Miss Chi-Chi Rodriguez: I'm sorry. How many?::Noxeema Jackson: Four! There are four steps to becoming a Drag Queen.::Miss Chi-Chi Rodriguez: Don't be stingy tell me what are they!::Vida Boheme: Patience mon cheri. You will know when you've done them. Noxeema our Dutchess of Protocol will inform you.::Noxeema Jackson: [laughs sarcastically] That's right just sit back. Auntie Vida's gonna make you a big ol'queen don't you worry.
Sheriff Dollard: [to the other cops] Shut up! Just shut up! I'm gonna bring back three corpses here! And when you look up their dresses, if you don't find something you shouldn't find, I don't know what!
Vida Boheme: Carol Ann, if we're going to be friends, there really is something I should tell you...::Carol Ann: Adam's Apple?::Vida Boheme: What?::Carol Ann: Adam's Apple. Women don't have Adam's Apples, only men have Adam's Apples. The first night that you came to town I noticed that you had yourself an Adam's Apple.::Vida Boheme: Then, then you know?::Carol Ann: I know, that I am very fortunate to have a lady friend who just happens to have an Adam's Apple.
Carol Ann: I love you Ms. Vida Boheme!::Vida Boheme: [hugs Carol Ann] I've waited my whole life to hear those words said to that name. And I'm very, very, very happy that you're the one to say them.
Bobby Lee: Are you serious about Bobby Ray, Miss Chi-Chi?::Miss Chi-Chi Rodriguez: Baby, you can have him. I've got a million dream lovers, alright. I've got a broken heart for every light on Broadway. And when one of them goes out, I just screw in another one, okay, hello good-bye.
Plot
Rude Boy is a semi-documentary, part character study, part 'rockumentary', featuring a British punk band, The Clash. The script includes the story of a fictional fan juxtposed with actual public events of the day, including political demonstrations and Clash concerts. Filmed over a period of years, the written dialog takes on the appearance of improvisation.
Keywords: bouncer, concert-footage, concert-tour, england, london-england, musical-performance, punk-rock, racism, riot, roadie
Featuring The Clash.
Lead guitarist: You know what I think, don't you? I've been watching you.::Rude Boy: Yeah, I noticed. Quite a lot.::Lead guitarist: I been watching you.::Rude Boy: I'll keep it in mind.::Lead guitarist: Do.
Rude Boy is a 1980 British film directed by Jack Hazan and David Mingay and filmed in 1978 and early 1979.
The film, part fiction, part rockumentary, tells the story of Ray Gange, a Clash fan who leaves his job in a Soho sex shop to become a roadie for the band. The film includes footage of The Clash at a Rock Against Racism concert at Victoria Park, on their "On Parole" and "Sort It Out" tours, and in the studio recording the album Give 'Em Enough Rope. The film was named after the rude boy subculture. The band became so disenchanted with the film, that by its release, they had Better Badges make badges stating 'I don't want Rude Boy Clash Film'.
In 1980, the film won the Honorable Mention, and was nominated for the Golden Bear at the 30th Berlin International Film Festival. It was re-released on DVD the UK in 2003 by Fremantle Media with a host of special features including interviews with 'Rude Boy' Ray Gange, The Clash's road manager Johnny Green and film makers Jack Hazan and David Mingay.
[Chorus]
Come here, rude boy, boy; can you get it up?
Come here rude boy, boy; is you big enough?
Take it, take it baby, baby
Take it, take it; love me, love me
[x2]
Tonight I'ma let you be the captain
Tonight I'ma let you do your thing, yeah
Tonight I'ma let you be a rider
Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up babe
Tonight I'ma let it be fire
Tonight I'ma let you take me higher
Tonight, baby, we could get it on, yeah, we could get it on, yeah
Do you like it?
Boy, I want, want, want whatchu want, want, want
Give it to me, baby like boom, boom, boom
What I want, want, want is what you want, want, want
Nah nah-ah
[Chorus]
Come here, rude boy, boy, can you get it up?
Come here, rude boy, boy, is you big enough?
Take it, take it, baby, baby, take it, take it, love me, love me
[x2]
Tonight I'ma give it to ya harder
Tonight I'ma turn ya body out
Relax; let me do it how I wanna
If you got it I need it and I'ma put it down
Buckle up; I'ma give it to ya stronger
Hands up; we could go a little longer
Tonight I'ma get a little crazy, get a little crazy, baby
Like it?
Boy, I want, want, want whatchu want, want, want
Give it to me, baby like boom, boom, boom
What I want, want, want is what you want, want, want
Nah nah-ah
[Chorus]
Come here, rude boy, boy can you get it up?
Come here rude boy, boy is your big enough?
Take it, take it, baby, baby, take it, take it, love me, love me
[x2]
I like the way you touch me there
I like the way you pull my hair
Babe, if I don't feel it I ain't faking, no, no
I like when you tell me 'kiss you there'
I like when you tell me 'move it there'
So giddy-up; time to get it up: you say you a rude boy: show me what you got now
Come here right now
Take it, take it, baby, baby, take it, take it, love me, love me
[Chorus]
Come here, rude boy, boy, can you get it up?
Come here, rude boy, boy, is you big enough?
Take it, take it, baby, baby, take it, take it, love me, love me
Hey Rudeboy, I see you walking down the street in your
$200 suit and your spit shine Doc Martens on, on your way
downtown to see a Ska show. Rudeboy, you're so cool.
Rudeboy. Skinhead. Asshole.
You tell me you believe in the Spirit of '69, Rudeboy.
Man, you were in fucking diapers back then, who are you
kidding? And what is Ska music? That's like second-rate
beach blanket music.
Rudeboy. Skinhead. Asshole.
I see you lowlife rudeboys walking down the street, I
just wanna mash your brains in, and eat your fuckin'
eyeballs, and cut your bellies open, and fuckin' wipe my
ass on your entrails!
Refrain:
Call me say rudeboy
In a dance hall reggae music I
Would you watcha di test
I give you big boy contest now
So would you tell me now
Ne cherche pas a test même si ton gun est rangé
Tu ne sait jamais ce qu'il peut t'arrivé
Car babylone te rend mauvais
Car babylone te rend mauvais
En grainé dans le vice tu commence a manqué de respect
C'est dur de fair face a la vie quand elle nous a jamais aidé
Elevé dans un 25 m²
Elevé dans un 25 m²
Tu passe tes journée dans un décor d'béton armé
Un quotidien synonyme de morosité
Droit chemin ou réalité tu crois être bon mais t'es mauvais
Refrain
Tu te met a rêvé du pouvoir dans l'illégalité
C'est a partir de la qu'tu commence a déconner
Par l'argent facile t'as été tenté
Par l'argent facile t'as été tenté
Un gars ta mal parlé ses mots brisaient ta solidité
Tranquille pour toi tu as choisi la facilité
Tu as commencé a sombré
Les barreaux ne feront que te l'rappeler...
So listen rudeboy,
Fais bien attention car au bout du chemin peut être
La mort la prison, Ne joue pas les bad boy et passe
A l'action avant de n'avoir comme choix la tombe ou la détention
Mais dit moi qui vas t'aider, encore une fois seul face
Aux difficultés, non ce n'est pas ce système qui va te
relever, tu recherche des amis mais n'y trouve que des associés...
Plus tu deviens méfiant, moins tu deviens confiant
Car je sais que l'amour non tu n'as pas connu souvent
Cela fait bien trop longtemps qu'on en prend plein les dents
On crache nos sentiments pour mieux rentré dedans
Refrain
Babylone système met en marge les fans de reggae
Mais ca ne sert a rien man de généraliser
Tous les enfants de jah ne virent pas au cliché
Quand certain musiciens sont simplement inspirés
Un simple hommage a jah sans joints ni faux rastas
Simple message au roi man qu'je sent si près de moi
Fondateur d'une famille unissant tous miens
Je suis fou du messi mais rudeboy je n'en suis rien
Rudeboy je n'en sais rien
Refrain (4 fois):
Come I say Rude Boy
And a Dance all reggea music, I
Ouh watcha the test I give you beat why contest now ?
So would you tell me now ?
Ne cherche pas un test meme si ton gun est rangé,
Tu ne sais jamais ce qu'il peut t'arriver,
Car Babylone te rend mauvais, car babylone te rend mauvais,
Engrainé dans le vice tu commence à manquer de respect,
C'est dur de faire face à la vie quand amoureux tu n'a jamais été,
Elevé dans un 25m carré,
Elevé dans un 25m carré,
Tu passe tes journées dans un decor de beton armé,
Un quotidien synonyme de morosité,
Droit chemin ou réalité,
Tu crois etre bon mais t'est mauvais,
Refrain (1 fois)
Instru...
Tu te met à rever au pouvoir dans l'illégalité,
C'est a partir de là qu'tu commence à deconner,
Par l'argent facile t'a été tenté,
Par l'argent facile t'a été tenté,
Un gars t'a mal parlé ses mots ont brisé ta solidité,
Tranquille pour toi tu a choisi la facilité,
Tu a commencer à sombrer,
Les bareaux ne feront que te le rappeller,
Refrain (2 fois)
Wayaya yo yé yéyé no
Haya yé yéyé no.
Wa yo yo Hou ho wo no
Non non non
Babylone system met en manque,
Les fans du reggae,
Mais sa ne sert a rien de généraliser,
Tout les enfants de Jah ne virent pas au cliché,
Quand certains musiciens sont simplement inspirés,
Un simplehommage à Jah sans joie ni pro-rasta,
Simple message au roi j'le sent si prés de moi,
Fondateur d'une famille unissant tout les miens,
Je suis fou du messie mais Rasta je ne suis rien,
Rude Boy je n'en suis rien
Refrain (2 fois)