• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Robot Girlfriend - Rhett & Link
• The Hoover Dam - Rhett & Link
• The S.e.t.i. - Rhett & Link
• Shamwow Song - Rhett & Link
• Dead Ipod Song - Rhett & Link
• Facebook Song - Rhett & Link
• Live On The Internet - Rhett & Link
• Lonely Sad Little Water Dispencing Tab - Rhett & Link
• In The Moonlight (do Me) - Reid Ewing

I've never had
Too much luck with females
I'm not confident
Unless I'm writing an email
But my life would be so sublime
If I bought a robot girl online
I'd never hear
Her silicone mouth complaining
About my dry scalp
Or my excessive gaming
She's my small wonder
I'm her voltron
I flip a switch and it turns her on
My robot girlfriend
The best relationship I'd ever be in
She's got a grip
Stronger than an ape
And she can calculate a tip
To the twenty fifth decimal place
Though we can't go out in rainy weather,
We can still play solitare together
Meeting her folks
Is no real cause for fear (No real cause for fear)
They're just a team
Of friendly Japanese engineers (Japanese engineers)
If I ever start to think
That she might leave me
I'll de-frag her hard drive
And wipe her memory
My robot girlfriend

My father picked me up in his beige four door car
He said
We're going to the Hoover Dam
It's not very far
He said
There's enough concrete in the Hoover Dam
To build a two-lane highway from New York to San Fran
And one hundred and twelf men died as it was built
But the big Hoover Dam she carries no guilt
Dad why do you tell me these kinds of things
Son, it's good for you and your ten-year-old brain
You need to fill it facts like the ones I've got
Such as the big Hoover Dam she generates 1.8 gigawatts
The Hoover Dam
The Hoover Dam
The Hoover Dam
The Hoover Dam
We arrived at the dam and damn
It was big
But from the winding roads of our approach
I was carsick
Dad said, don't you go and ruin this for the both of us
I'm willing to stay and send you home on a bus
Drink a ginger ale and stand up on your feet
You're gonna have to walk fast to keep up with me
The Hoover Dam
The Hoover Dam
The Hoover Dam
The Hoover Dam
I looked over my shoulder to the back of my four door car

Every morning I wake up, and I grab my donut and
coffee, and I sit down at my screen (Plasma Screen)
Nothing gets me going, like the possibility of knowing,
there might be an intelligent extraterrestrial message
for me. (Empty Inbox)
Every day is the same, we don't hear anything, but we
like to play Sudoku, lately we've been into Live Action
Role Playing Games.
We know it's only a matter of time, before we finally
find, intelligent life, saying hi! "HI!"
Hello. Hello. Hello. This is the moment we've been
waiting for!
"Hello. Hello. Hello. I Bid you greetings from my
distant world."
We may not have long, so while the signals strong, tell
us: What is your planet like? "Well alright."
Have you cured all disease? "No."
Have you achieve world peace? "No."
Is your skin pale green? "No."
Do your spacecraft come with tractor beams? "No."
Do you wear shiny clothes? "Rarely."
What about long flowing robes? "Well actually, right
now I'm in my boxers." Oh.
Well how many intergalactic languages do you know?
"I did take French in high school." French?
Hold on. "Ok."
Can you specify your exact location?
"In Canada."
Canada? Canada?
"Broadcasting from my little shortwave radio."
"In Canada."
Canada? Canada?

Hi, it's Vince with ShamWow.
You'll be saying wow
Every time you use this towel.
It's like a chamois! It's like a towel!
It's like a sponge.
A regular towel doesn't work wet - this works wet or dry.
This is for the house, the car, the boat, the RV!
ShamWow holds twenty times it's weight in liquid. Look at this!
It just does the work!
Why do you want to work twice as hard?
Doesn't drip, doesn't make a mess.
Wring it out, you wash it in the washing machine.
Made in Germany, you know the Germans always make good stuff.
You can cut it in half, use one as a bath mat, drain your dishes with the other one.
Use one as a towel.
Olympic divers, they use it as a towel.
Look at that! Completely dry!
Put a wet sweater, roll it up, it dries your sweaters. Here's some cola, wine, coffee cola pet stains. Not only is the damage gonna be on top - there's your mildew. That is going to smell! [ See that? ]
The most absorbing We're gonna do this in real time! Look at this! Put it on the spill, turn it over! Without even putting pressure, fifty percent of the cola right there.
You followin me, camera guy?
The other fifty percent, the color starts to come up. No other towel's gonna do that!
It acts like a vacuum!
And look at this - virtually dry on the bottom!
See what I'm telling ya?

Within every electronic device
There lies a seed
Dormant and waiting to be... released
Somewhere between 18 month's and 2 year's
It will sprout... and begin to choke the life out
And if you've got an iPod,
You know exactly what we're talking about
You pressed the power button
And what happened was nothin'
ITunes won't even see it
Now you wish you'd warranted it
The Doom Seed has germinated
Your iPod shall not be resuscitated!
Now you gotta figure out whatchoo gon do with your dead iPod
Write a eulogy and bury it in your backyard
Even though it's broke you can pretend like it's not
To avoid conversation with strangers at the bus stop
Use it as a weapon if you're being attacked...
You know what, on second thought, scratch that.
Tape it to your body, call it a bod-switch
Put it in a hoagie, call it an iPod-wich
A paper weight is lame unless there's a fan on your desk,
And even in that case, a man hole cover works best.
Or keep it simple 'cause less is more;
Put it in a shoebox in the back of a drawer
Then 50 years from today
Your grandkids will find it and say:
"you listened to music on this!? you mean when you were a kid,
you didn't have music uploaded directly to your brain!?"

I wouldn't call myself a social butterfly
And there's not much that separates me from the other guy
But when I login I begin to live
There's an online world where I am king
Of a little website dedicated to me
With pictures of me and a list of my friends
And an unofficial record of the groups that I'm in.
Before the internet friendship was so tough
You actually had to be in peoples presence and stuff
Who wouldve thought that with a point and a click
I could know that Hope Floats is your favorite flick (harry connick jr.?)
Facebook (Facebook)
I'm Hooked on Facebook
I used to meet girls hangin out at the mall, now I just wait for them to write on my wall.
(Its more than a want, it's more than a need; I'd schrivel up and die without my minifeed)
Take a look. (Youre Hooked) on facebook.
Oh Link's status changed. it says he's playing the recorder...
How do you know this person?
Did you hook up with this person?
Do you need to request confirmation?
Or did you just think they looked cute... from their picture on facebook?
If the internet crashed all across the land
Or my facebook account was deleted by the man
I'd carry around a picture of my face

Back in late 2008
The thing that was all the rage
Millions of you
Watched shiba inu
Puppies
Didn't you?
Live, 24 hours a day
They eat, sleep, bark, poo poo, and play
But now those puppies are gone
And it's just not the same at all
So what do you want
The next time you hop online?
If we could only read your minds
We'd crack the code
To live viral video (Live viral video)
But you don't even know what you want until you see it
So we will concive it
And convince you that you need it
Please remain seated
Until the procedure is completed
It's live on the internet
And you can't get enough of it
It's live on the internet
And you can't get enough of it
Even though we've mapped the human genome
We still can't predict the next live web phenom
We know so much,
We've come so far,
But when it comes to this
We're still in the dark
I feel like a baby
A small helpless baby
A small helpless baby
Trying to make gravy
A Peruvian llama trying to put on pajamas
A two toed sloth trying to play golf
It's live on the internet
And you can't get enough of it
It's live on the internet
And you can't get enough of it
Live on the internet
Can't get enough of it
Live on the internet
Can't get enough of it
Even though we've mapped the human genome
We still can't predict the next live web phenom (Phenom)
I feel like a baby, a baby (Phenom)

I'm always here for you
In the middle of this mess
I'm always here to quench your thirst
It's not my fault
That when I'm pressed,
A little juice comes out first
It's just so embarrassing
You standing right there
Staring right through me
All I want is for you to use me
I may be free, but I'm not cheap
Hanging here beneath the lemonade label
Nobody notices me
No colorful logo
No fizzy flow
In the soft drink machine
Got it pretty bad
I'm a lonely sad
Little water dispensing tab
I'm a little guy
With insecurity
I ain't got what them other guys give
But what I lack in pizazz
I make up in purity
Just touch me and we'll live
We'll live
It's just so embarrassing
I see your Minute Maid looking down on me
Carbonation's overrated
And baby, I'm giving you no calories
Hanging here beneath the lemonade label
Not very promamant
Who knew I'd falter
When bottled water
Became so dominant
Got it pretty bad
I'm a lonely sad
Little water dispensing tab
Got it pretty bad
I'm a lonely sad
Little water dispensing tab
Got it pretty bad
I'm a lonely sad
Little water dispensing tab

The stars are falling from the sky
And you're the reason why
The moon is shining on your face
And I finally think it found it's place
Chorus:
Cause maybe baby
I just wanna do you, do you
Do you wanna do me, do me?
Underneath the moonlight, moonlight
Tonight...
And now we're hiding in my car
I let you see my scars
Escape the dark for just one night
Your heart makes me explode with light
– Chorus –
Baby maybe
Maybe I will steal you, steal you
Just so I can feel you, feel you
Maybe that will heal you, heal you
On the inside
Underneath the willow tree