Take Your Son to Work Day (2014)

Actors

• Nick Cooper (actor)
• Spencer Soares (actor)
• Keegan Tsetta (actor)
• Spencer Soares (writer)
• Terrence Anderson (composer)
• Spencer Soares (director)

Genres

• Animation
• Comedy
• Family
• Fantasy
• Short

New Family (2008)

Actors

• Jerry Seinfeld (actor)
• Cindy Becker (producer)
• Kevin Byrne (producer)
• Dan Duffy (producer)
• Mino Jarjoura (producer)
• Bryan Buckley (director)
• Haines Hall (editor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Sexo en serie (2008)

Actors

• Hernán Casciari (actor)
• Patrick Dempsey (actor)
• David Duchovny (actor)
• Tony Goldwyn (actor)
• Alexander Gould (actor)
• Bob Greenblatt (actor)
• Michael C. Hall (actor)
• Evan Handler (actor)
• Tom Hanks (actor)
• Gale Harold (actor)
• Randy Harrison (actor)
• Bruno Heller (actor)
• Michael Hirst (actor)
• Justin Kirk (actor)
• Jason Alexander (actor)

Genres

• Documentary

Scenes from the Roundtable (2007)

Actors

• Jason Alexander (actor)
• Jason Alexander (actor)
• Lloyd Bridges (actor)
• Larry David (actor)
• Barney Martin (actor)
• Michael Richards (actor)
• Michael Richards (actor)
• Jerry Seinfeld (actor)
• Jerry Seinfeld (actor)
• Patrick Warburton (actor)
• Julia Louis-Dreyfus (actress)
• Julia Louis-Dreyfus (actress)
• Liz Sheridan (actress)
• Darin Henry (producer)
• Erica Lutzker (producer)

Genres

• Documentary
• Short

¿De qué te ríes? (2006)

Actors

• Woody Allen (actor)
• Álex Angulo (actor)
• Rowan Atkinson (actor)
• Rafael Azcona (actor)
• Antonio Banderas (actor)
• Mariano Bes (actor)
• Albert Boadella (actor)
• Humphrey Bogart (actor)
• Lluís Bonet Mojica (actor)
• Joe E. Brown (actor)
• Andreu Buenafuente (actor)
• Hashim Cabrera (actor)
• Jim Carrey (actor)
• John Cleese (actor)
• Jason Alexander (actor)

Genres

Larry David: Curb Your Enthusiasm (1999)

Actors

• Mark Beltzman (actor)
• Larry Charles (actor)
• Ed Crasnick (actor)
• Larry David (actor)
• Jeff Garlin (actor)
• Allan Havey (actor)
• Frederick Keith Johnson (actor)
• Joe Kane (actor)
• Michael Patrick King (actor)
• Don Lake (actor)
• Richard Lewis (actor)
• Kazu Nagahama (actor)
• Rick Newman (actor)
• Glenn Padnick (actor)
• Jason Alexander (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Quotes:

Larry: I have a tendency to nod to black people.::Jeff Greene: Wait... what reason would you have to...::Larry: I don't know, I don't know! I just find that I nod to them. More so than white... I never nod to white people.::Jeff Greene: I've never heard of, uh, "white liberal nodding guilt."::Larry: Yeah. It's a way of kind of making contact. You know, like "I'm okay. I'm not one of the bad ones."

Larry: You know who wear sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.

Larry: I'm wondering, uh, in case I break into some Spanish or french... may I use the familiar tu form with you people? Instead of usted? Because I think usted is gonna be a little too formal for this crowd. I feel already I've established the kind of rapport than I can, I can jump into the tu form with you! That quickly! I'm taking a tu liberty with you, I'm gonna use the tu form, and that's it! You can't talk me out of it. You know, Caesar used the tu form with Brutus, even after Brutus stabbed him. He said "et tu Brute," and I think that's a little too informal when someone's trying to assassinate you.

[repeated line]::Jeff Greene: HBO pays for the porn.

Eddie (1996)

Actors

• Cory Alexander (actor)
• Ben Bagby (actor)
• John D. Bair (actor)
• Gene Banks (actor)
• Daniel D. Bannister (actor)
• Joseph Anthony Battaglia (actor)
• John S. Battle (actor)
• Tyrone Bell (actor)
• Chris Berman (actor)
• Corie Blount (actor)
• Marc Blucas (actor)
• Tyrone Bogues (actor)
• T'Fani Bose (actor)
• Terrell Brandon (actor)
• Marv Albert (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Sport

Taglines:

The Newest Coach In The NBA Has Got The Knicks Right Where She Wants Them.

Quotes:

Coach John Bailey: (now as coach of the Charlotte Hornets) Hey, Zimmer, where's your coach - still in the ladies' room?::Carl Zimmer: I don't know where she is.::Coach John Bailey: Well, if she doesn't show up here pretty quick, you're going to have awfully big shoes to fill, even if they are high heels.::Carl Zimmer: Uh, John, I've been around for a lot of years. I learned from the best.::Coach John Bailey: Well, thanks, Carl. I appreciate that, really. Thank you.::Carl Zimmer: I wasn't talking about you.::Coach John Bailey: Chump.

Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: You know ["Wild Bill"] takes a chance every time he comes riding out on that dumb old horse, not realizing that eventually somebody's going to hit him upside the head with a hot dog.

Referee: That's no basket! Charge! Knicks win!::Ivan Radovadovitch: Ivan take charge!::Coach John Bailey: (to referee) You cost us the game. You stink.

Patton's Mama: My baby is not gonnna go to St. Louis. Howdy, Bill!::"Wild Bill" Hastings: Why, howdy, ma'am.::Patton's Mama: (while hitting "Wild Bill") Game over! How dare you try to take my son away!

ESPN Radio Announcer: ESPN.::Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: Yeah, put me on with this clown.::ESPN Radio Announcer: (to Chris Berman) We've got a hot one on Line 4 - Eddie from Manhattan.::Himself: Eddie from Manhattan, you're on live with "Wild Bill" Burgess.::Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: Billy, you really want a mascot, baby? You need to put a saddle on Bailey and ride his behind around Central Park all night. That's what you need.::"Wild Bill" Burgess: Ha ha. Well, you know, if that would sell tickets, I might consider it, hon.::Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: Ha ha. Yeah, right, and don't call me "hon". (Eddie then realizes that "Wild Bill" is in her limousine.)

Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: Bailey! Bailey! Bailey, you gonna try something new tonight, like trying to coach? It's the NBA, buddy - no buttheads allowed, but you keep coming back. I don't understand it.

Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: You see the sign back there? It says John 3:16. That is not a biblical quote, baby. You know what that is? That's your sorry road record 'cause you're the anti-coach!

Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: Do you have 666 on your head?::Coach John Bailey: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bye-bye! Bye-bye! Say, Eddie, come back again when you can afford the seats back here.::Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: Soon as you start winning, I'll be back.::Coach John Bailey: So long!::Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: Hey, Zimmer, get a life, get a face, get a new coat, buddy!

MSG Announcer: At forward, 6'9", Anthony "Pig" Miller!::Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: Boo!::Claudine: Why do they call him "Pig"?::Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: 'Cause he's not kosher.

[after live fireworks set fire to Walt Frazier's retired jersey in the rafters of Madison Square Gardens]::Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: That was Walt Frazier's jersey!::Fair Weather Fan: That's Walt Frazier's jersey!::Walt Frazier: Hey, yo, that's my jersey!::"Wild Bill" Burgess: And that's just the beginning, folks. We got more surprises for you. And don't forget the honorary coach contest at halftime. Let's play some basketball.::Marv Albert: Say goodbye to tradition. "Wild Bill" Burgess has just torched Walt Frazier's jersey.::Coach John Bailey: A freak show. He's going to turn it into a freak show.

Carol Leifer: Gaudy, Bawdy & Blue (1992)

Actors

• Shelley Berman (actor)
• Pat Corley (actor)
• Bud Cort (actor)
• Lou DiMaggio (actor)
• James Edwards (actor)
• Aaron Heyman (actor)
• Seth Jaffe (actor)
• Hiram Kasten (actor)
• Steve Kehela (actor)
• Douglas F. Kelley (actor)
• Barry Kivel (actor)
• Peter Marshal (actor)
• Richard Martinez (actor)
• Ken Ober (actor)
• Jeb Barrows (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

The Seinfeld Chronicles - Pilot (1989)

Actors

• Jason Alexander (actor)
• John Michael Quinn (actor)
• Michael Richards (actor)
• Jerry Seinfeld (actor)
• Pamela Brull (actress)
• Lee Garlington (actress)
• Larry David (producer)
• Gary Gilbert (producer)
• George Shapiro (producer)
• Jan Siegelman (producer)
• Howard West (producer)
• Larry David (writer)
• Jerry Seinfeld (writer)
• Jep Epstein (composer)
• Ruth E. Carter (costume designer)

Genres

• Comedy

Quotes:

Jerry: Let's face it, a date is a job interview that lasts all night! The only difference between a date and a job interview is that not many job interviews is there a chance you'll end up naked at the end of it.

Jerry: I swear, I have absolutely no idea what women are thinking. I don't get it, okay? I, I, I admit it, I'm not getting the signals, I am not getting it. Women - they're so *subtle*, their little - everything they do is *subtle*. Men are not subtle, we are obvious. Women know what men want, men know what men want, what do we want? We want women! That's it! It's the only thing we know for sure, it really is. We want women. How do we get them? Oh, we don't know about that, we don't know. The next stop after that we have *no* *idea* - this is why you see men honking car horns, yelling from construction sites. These are the best ideas we've had so far!

Jerry: Laundry day is the only exciting day in the life of clothes. It is. No, think about it. The washing machine is the nightclub of clothes. You know, it's dark, there's bubbles happening, they're all kind of dancing around in there. Shirt grabs the underwear: "C'mon, babe, let's go!" You come by, you open up the lid, & they all... [wide-eyed startled shifty look]

Jerry: Socks are the most amazing article of clothing. They hate their lives. They're in the shoes with stinky feet, the boring drawers. The dryer is their only chance to escape and they all know it. They do escape from the dryer. They plan it the night before. "Tomorrow. The dryer. I'm going. You wait here." The dryer door swings open, the sock is waiting up against the side wall. [stands stiffly sideways, looking furtively both ways] He hopes you don't see him, and he goes down the road, da da da, da da da da. [hand motion of a sock inching along the road] They get buttons sewn on their face, join the puppet show!

George Costanza: Claire, you're a woman, right?::Claire: What gave it away, George?

Seinfeld, Jerry Filmography

• Cop Show
  2014, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Tom's Restaurant - A Documentary About Everything
  2014, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Cop Show
  2014, role: producer
• AFI Life Achievement Award: A Tribute to Mel Brooks
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Quality Balls
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
  2012, role: writer
• Costas and Seinfeld: Who's on First?
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Change Begins Within
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Disconnect: Cell Phones & Cancer
  2012, role: actor
• Night of Too Many Stars: America Comes Together for Autism Programs
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 2012 Comedy Awards
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Talking Funny
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Colin Quinn: Long Story Short
  2011, role: producer
• The 5th Annual CNN Heroes: An All-Star Tribute
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• The 2011 Comedy Awards
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Method to the Madness of Jerry Lewis
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Colin Quinn: Long Story Short
  2011, role: miscellaneous crew
• The Library of Congress Gershwin Prize for Popular Song: In Performance at the White House - Paul McCartney
  2010, role: actor
• Cedric the Entertainer's Urban Circus
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Marriage Ref
  2010, role: writer
• The Mark Twain Prize: Bill Cosby
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Change Begins Within
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 8th Annual Ellis Island Family Heritage Awards
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself - Honoree
• Saturday Night Live: Just Shorts
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• TV's 50 Funniest Catch Phrases
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• TV's All-Time Funniest: A Paley Center for Media Special
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Sexo en serie
  2008, role: actor , character name: Jerry Seinfeld
• The 80th Annual Academy Awards
  2008, role: actor , character name: Barry B. Benson - Presenter: Best Animated Short Film
• Sincerely, Ted L. Nancy
  2008, role: writer
• New Family
  2008, role: actor , character name: Jerry Seinfeld
• The 79th Annual Academy Awards
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter: Best Documentary Feature
• Scenes from the Roundtable
  2007, role: actor , character name: Jerry Seinfeld
• Bee Movie
  2007, role: producer
• Larry King Live: The Greatest Interviews
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Scenes from the Roundtable
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Making of 'The Larry Sanders Show'
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Jerry Seinfeld: The Comedian Award
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Jerry Seinfeld, Submarine Captain
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Saturday Night Live in the '90s: Pop Culture Nation
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 100 Greatest Stand-Ups
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Last Lap
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Bee Movie
  2007, role: actor , character name: Barry B. Benson
• Bee Movie
  2007, role: writer
• Queen of the Castle: The Elaine Benes Story
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• ¿De qué te ríes?
  2006, role: actor , character name: Jerry Seinfeld
• Legends: Rodney Dangerfield
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Comedy Club Shoot-Out: Vol. 1
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Movie Rush
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Larry David's Farewell
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Celebrity Debut
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself

Famous quotes by Jerry Seinfeld:

"I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything."

"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper."

"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.""

"Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash."

"There is no such thing as fun for the whole family."

"You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, "See if you can blow this out.""

"The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews, Bottle openers. 'Come on, buddy, let's go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off. I've got the toe clippers right here."

"Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason"

"Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur.""

"According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy."

"When someone does a small task beautifully, their whole environment is affected by it."

"The Beatles created something that never trailed off. What a gift that was to their fans. If you're into the Beatles, you loved them from beginning to end."

"A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking."

"I like definitive things."

"I don't want to hear the specials. If they're so special, put 'em on the menu."

"We sold 'Seinfeld' all over the world but it was a very specific kind of show. In some countries it went down really well, in others they hated it."

"I prefer the old theaters because the audience is... trapped."

"I can walk through a hotel lobby and watch people at the desk and see what they're doing. People don't look at me. They don't even know I'm there."

"To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving."

"Well, Howard Stern has been doing his impression of me for years. It doesn't really bother me."

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