Zoolander (2001)

Actors

• Woodrow W. Asai (actor)
• Kevyn Aucoin (actor)
• Lance Bass (actor)
• Tyson Beckford (actor)
• Lam Bor (actor)
• David Bowie (actor)
• Charles L. Brame (actor)
• Dave Brockie (actor)
• Vikram Chatwal (actor)
• Stan Chu (actor)
• Luc Commeret (actor)
• Darren Copeland (actor)
• Luther Creek (actor)
• Taj Crown (actor)
• Angel 11:11 (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

3% Body Fat. 1% Brain Activity.

Quotes:

Mugatu: They're break-dance fighting.

Derek Zoolander: I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.

Larry Zoolander: Damnit Derek, I'm a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor.

Derek Zoolander: Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

Derek Zoolander: Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?

Billy Zane: It's a walk-off!

Derek Zoolander: What say we settle this on the runway... Han-Solo?::Hansel: Are you challenging me to a walk-off... Boo-Lander?

Derek Zoolander: Seriously, do you like service yourself ten times a day?

Derek Zoolander: But why male models?::J.P. Prewitt: Are you serious? I just told you that a moment ago.

Hansel: I friggin' worship you, man.

JarJar Binks: The F! True Hollywood Story (2000)

Actors

• Dudley Beene (actor)
• Dave Estes (actor)
• Dave Estes (actor)
• Jeff Etter (actor)
• Patrick Lowery (actor)
• Zachery Taylor (actor)
• Daniel White (actor)
• Kelly Helgeson (actress)
• Kim Kempfert (actress)
• Alok Mishra (producer)
• Christopher Ryan (producer)
• Leif Einarsson (writer)
• Dave Estes (writer)
• David Estes (writer)
• Leif Einarsson (director)

Genres

• Comedy
• Documentary
• Short

Famous quotes by Natalie Portman:

"I love milk so much! I make a point of drinking a glass of milk every day. So now anyone who did those milk ads with the milk moustaches, they're my heroes."

"I'm a Gemini, so I change my mind every day."

"There's always pressure, from other people and yourself. If you're happy with the looks you're born with, then what are you going to do your whole life?. We keep thinking up new things and finding better ways of doing things because we're not happy with what we're given."

"I'm going to college. I don't care if it ruins my career. I'd rather be smart than a movie star."

"When a guy tells me I'm cute, it's not something desirable. Cute is more like what you want your pet to be."

"I'm always on the phone because I'm usually not with the people I want to be with."

"The best part about being friends with your parents is that no matter what you do, they have to keep loving you."

"It scares me to think that one day I'm not going to be in school anymore."

"I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful."

"Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women."

"There are movies where we are interested in seeing people's lives without agreeing with what they're doing."

"There's always pressure, from other people and yourself. If you're happy with the looks you're born with, then what are you going to do your whole life? We keep thinking up new things and finding better ways of doing things because we're not happy with what we're given."

"Awards are so unnecessary because I think we get so much out of our work just by doing it. The work is a reward in itself."

"I was like a total cliched '80s child. I had Barbies, obviously, as well as My Little Ponies and Cabbage Patch Kids, but I used to destroy them. I used to draw all over their faces and cut off their hair."

"I loved school so much that most of my classmates considered me a dork."

"Cute is when your personality shines through your looks. Like, when you see someone's personality in the way they walk and you just feel like hugging them every time you see them."

"I tend to lean toward strong female stories. I want to make things that don't already exist out there."

"I was really into dancing, taking six classes a week, and my real dream was to be in a Broadway show."

"'Star Wars' hasn't changed my life at all."

"When I was in nursery school, the teachers asked me, y'know, 'What does your dad do for a living?' So I said 'He helps women get pregnant!' They called my mom and they were like, 'What exactly does your husband do?'"

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Natalie Portman - Ozma

I'm telling you a story now of something that's wrong
This has been developing since nineteen eighty-one
Maybe she's alone
What can i do?
There's nothing
There's nothing i can do
If i'm a proper jewish boy
Will her family love me?
Can't stand to see her on the stage
And know she's not thinking of me
Maybe she'll be hearing this, but probably she won't (probably she won't)
Possibly she has desires, but probably she don't (probably she don't)
Maybe she's alone
What can i do?
There's nothing