Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)

Actors

• Andy Richter (actor)
• John C. Reilly (actor)
• Ed Lauter (actor)
• Sacha Baron Cohen (actor)
• David Koechner (actor)
• Adam McKay (actor)
• Will Ferrell (actor)
• Greg Germann (actor)
• Gary Cole (actor)
• Mos Def (actor)
• Elvis Costello (actor)
• Michael Clarke Duncan (actor)
• Pat Hingle (actor)
• Ian Roberts (actor)
• Rob Riggle (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Comedy
• Sport

Taglines:

The story of a man who could only count to #1
No One Can Handle The Curves, The Speed, The Heat, Like Ricky Bobby
If you're not first, you're last.
No Brakes. No Brains.

Quotes:

Texas Ranger: Why, if it isn't our mangy, transient grandfather.

Walker: [the boys are running around when they should be in Sunday school] ANARCHY! ANARCHY!::Texas Ranger: I don't know what that means, but I LOVE it!

Ricky Bobby: I'm going fast again!::Cal Naughton, Jr.: How fast is he going?::Lucius Washington: 26 miles per hour.

Cal Naughton, Jr.: I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger.

Cal Naughton, Jr.: Did he just say "husband"?::Herschell: Wow... Dennit hired a gay Frenchman as your teammate!::Ricky Bobby: The room's startin to spin real fast... cause of... cause of all the gayness. Cal... I love you::[Ricky faints]::Cal Naughton, Jr.: Ricky!Ricky! OH GOD!

[from the unrated version]::Ricky Bobby: Hey. I lost my license. That's why I'm on the bus... I'm delivering pizzas.::Passenger on Bus: Mothafucka, what makes you think I care? Shut the fuck up!::Ricky Bobby: I- I've just telling you that 'cause, like I said, I lost my license. I've just been having a lot of problems lately.::Passenger on Bus: Problems? I don't want to hear about your damn problems! Everybody's got problems! My momma got problems she just lost her leg! My cousin Pookie just lost a testicle! My dog just threw up somebody's finger! That's a problem!::Ricky Bobby: I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.

Ricky Bobby: [after driving in reverse to beat McMurray] Hey Jamie, losing's never fun, but here's a little something to keep your spirits up!::[Gives him the finger]::Ricky Bobby: It's real nice. I got it at Target. It was on sale.

Larry Dennit, Jr.: That little obscene gesture is going to cost us a bundle.::Ricky Bobby: With all due respect, I didn't realize you'd gotten experimental surgery to get your balls removed.

Jean Girard: [has Ricky in an arm lock] I will let you go, Ricky. But first, I want you to say..."I... love... crepes."::Cal Naughton, Jr.: Don't you say it, Ricky. These colors don't run.::Ricky Bobby: I'm not gonna say it.::Cal Naughton, Jr.: Good.::Ricky Bobby: Hey, look, Frenchy, I thought about it. So why don't you go ahead and break my arm?::Jean Girard: I do not want to break your arm, Monsieur Bobby, but I am a man of my word.::Ricky Bobby: Here's the deal. He's not gonna break it because I'm gonna slip out of it right now. Houdini! [he tries unsuccessfully to get free]::Jean Girard: Whoa! Get down, you little pancake.::Ricky Bobby: Someone might as well get me a beer while I'm down here.::Jean Girard: But you have forced me to do this. You are now mocking me and making me look ridiculous. Just say, "I love crepes."::Cal Naughton, Jr.: You know, just to put this in there, I had a whole mess of crepes this morning. They're just like pancakes, maybe even better.::Ricky Bobby: Wait, are they the really thin pancakes?::Cal Naughton, Jr.: Yeah.::Jean Girard: Yes they are. They are the really thin pancakes. It's just a French word for them.::Ricky Bobby: Oh, my god, I love those.::Cal Naughton, Jr.: Put any syrups you want on them. I'm just saying, think about it.::Ricky Bobby: They come with cheese sometimes?::Jean Girard: Yes, of course, a fromage-crepe.::Ricky Bobby: Well, why didn't someone yell that right-right away?::Jean Girard: Do you know what's in the crepe suzette?::Ricky Bobby: Oh, I love the crepe suzette.::Jean Girard: With the sugar and lemon juice...::Ricky Bobby: Yeah, the sugar and the lemon juice. Sure.::Jean Girard: Grand Marnier.::Ricky Bobby: I wo - I wish I could crawl into one of those right now. I'd eat my way out from the inside.

Ricky Bobby: I will not shake your hand, but I will give you this::[kisses Jean Girard]::Jean Girard: You taste of America.::Ricky Bobby: Thank you.