Orgazmo (1997)

Actors

• Dian Bachar (actor)
• Chris Borkovec (actor)
• Jeffery Bowman (actor)
• James Pierre Comete (actor)
• David Dunn (actor)
• Jerald A. Greenfield (actor)
• Buff Grey (actor)
• Ron Hall (actor)
• Max Hardcore (actor)
• Michael Dean Jacobs (actor)
• Jamshid (actor)
• Ron Jeremy (actor)
• Ben Patrick Johnson (actor)
• Lloyd Kaufman (actor)
• Joseph Arsenault (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

From the Creators of "South Park"
Fighting crime never felt so good!
Making sex safe again!
He's coming to save the world!

Quotes:

Dave the Lighting Guy: Say, have you seen that movie Clash of the Titans?::Joe Young: Oh yeah, the greek mythology.::Dave the Lighting Guy: Hey, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick ass!

Joe Young: I'm not a superhero! I'm a Latter-Day Saint.

Joe Young: I am a bad, bad Mormon!

Ben Chapelski: To the Orgazmobile!::Joe Young: What?::Ben Chapelski: My Buick Century!

Maxxx Orbison: Bring me my stunt cock.

[G-Fresh's sushi bar has just been wrecked by thugs]::Joe Young: We should call the police!::Girl at Sushi Bar: The police? Where are you from, Arizona?::Joe Young: No, Utah.::Girl at Sushi Bar: Oh. Sorry.

Maxxx Orbison: Yeah, I just dig that Jesus guy!

Joe Young: They want me to do a sequel.::Lisa: A sequel, to "Death of a Salesman"? Doesn't he die at the end of the first?::Joe Young: Yes, but he has a twin brother, and he wants revenge.::Lisa: Revenge? But, doesn't he kill himself?::Joe Young: No, no, that's what you were led to believe. He was killed by the C.I.A for selling smack... to Nazis...::Lisa: Wow!

[Dave recounts a painful memory of why he quit Hamster Style kung fu]::Young Ben: Dad?::Ben's Father: Hmm?::Young Ben: I don't think I'm gonna do Hamster Style anymore.::Ben's Father: That's nice.::[Flashback pans back to the present]::Ben Chapelski: [tearfully] And that's how it went down, man!

Mariachi Band: Mi Verga es chiquita y muy fea... y todo el mundo lo sabe...

Karaoke

Daniel Feeld is a screenwriter with pains in his gut and a new screenplay called "Karaoke", about a girl named Sandra who works in a seedy Karaoke bar and is murdered by a lowlife named Arthur "Pig" Mallion. But whenever Daniel looks around, real people seem to be speaking his dialogue in real situations that mirror the script, including a beautiful young girl named Sandra who works in a Karaoke bar owned by a Mr. Mallion. Meanwhile, Balmer, the film's director, is in a spot of trouble with the leading lady of the film.

Cast

• Albert Finney
• Richard E. Grant
• Roy Hudd
• Keeley Hawes
• Anna Chancellor
• Hywel Bennett
• Kate O'Toole
• Niven Boyd
• Liz Smith
• Saffron Burrows
• Arturo Venegas
• Simon Donald
• Clive Mendus
• Tom Fisher
• Persis
• Eddy Lemare
• Ian McDiarmid
• Carol Starks
• Alison Steadman

• Season 1
• Episode 1: Tuesday
  Dennis Potter originally wrote the role of Sandra Sollars was for actress Louise Germaine. According...
• Episode 2: Wednesday
  UK:5 May 1996...
• Episode 3: Thursday
  The address shown for Sandra (34 Rednall Terrace, Hammersmith, W6) is the same road that 'Dennis Pot...
• Episode 4: Friday
  UK:19 May 1996...

Karaoke

Cast

• Paco Morales

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• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Karaoke - T-Pain
• Karaoke - Soundgarden
• Karaoke - Drake
• Karaoke - Cerati Gustavo
• Karaoke - Gustavo cerati

(Intro: T-Pain)
Dear Akon ... Forgive me for what I'm about to say...
Dear Barry Wize, I know you told me not to worry about it man but, I cant let it ride...
Dear God... Let's make it happen (ha ha ha...)
[T-Pain]: Ha Ha I'm tryna be you nigga...
[DJ Khaled] : Yeah Nigga
[T-Pain]: Watch me do me! Watch me do me! Watch me do me! Watch me do me, Yeah! (Nappy Boy... Nappy Boy)
[DJ Khaled]: (DJ Khaled) Ay yo Pain. I want you to go in.
[T-PAIN]: DJ Khaled, Let's Go Man
[DJ Khaled]: (We The Best!) (Listenn!!!)
[T-Pain]
I got up out da streets
So I ain't gotta steal
but listen to the radio, it's obvious I still kill
But y'all was in the game way before me
so why you wanna do some shit I did in '03
I'm layin low key, for a long time
But don't act like you know me, this is the wrong time
so grab ya microphone, set yo auto tune
and I'ma bust a verse on you ass like I outta do
I ain't no gangsta dude
Ain't got a poppin' banga
but you know I'm powerful when I'm pissin off the gospel singas
I'm tryin ta feed my kids yall niggas can die slowly
Cause just to me, it sound like a bunch of karaoke
[DJ KHALED]
Ay yo!
F**k the imposter.
F**k these karaoke niggas man,
T-Pain, they wanna live you life man
These are bitch ass niggas man
It's the DJ khaled, nappy boys
I'm goin in! I'm goin in!
Ay yo, T-Pain
[T-PAIN]
You know what Khaled,
I know you right now.
Let me get em again, though.
Ay Ay listen
It ain't all bad, some of you please me
But the only niggas that's cool is Kanye and Lil Weezy
I'm a hit maker, not a comedian
So why da f**k would these niggas laughing at me when I seen their ass
This shit will never work or one hit wonder bitch
Bet all the shit that you do and not make me one of this
Now why its cool for you but it's not for me
And why you ain't hop on my song and make it hot for me.
But you don't give a f**k.
You're just a swagger jacker
Now i'm a certified lamborghini-st and cadillac-er
Cuz I'm tryin to feed my kids.
Y'all niggas can die slowly
Cuz to me, it sound like a bunch of karaoke
[DJ Khaled]
Yo sining the same old song
You're some karaoke niggas
Karaoke f**k niggas
This is Nappy Boy
This is DJ Khaled
We Global with this hood shit
This is what we do
Why you wanna live our life
You wanna live our life, STOP
Ay yo T-Pain,(What Up Khaled)
Get Em
[T-PAIN]
Let me get a moment of silence
For the late great Roger Troutman
Y'all niggas ain't holdin him down
So we had to put me at you
Bitch I'm Teddy Pain, the son of Teddy Riley
The father of the game, you pussy niggas wildin
How many niggas really wanna test,
Pain he originate I gotta be the best
Hundred motherf**kers tryin to do what i did
Till a fool from a infant style from a kid
24 Years, 24 Cars
Bitch we the best, we got plenty more star
Every time you pussy motherf**kers try to stop me
There's been a more hits, been a more bars
Yayyy. That's not cool baby
So that's not haapnin
Y'all keep on stealing from me
Let me try this rappin thing
I know you know I hear you
Isn't that embarassing
Set the game on fire,
Teddy got some ling
Pussy niggas step up if you really got good game
I gotta lot of shit to say about a nigga,
but its really not good thangs
It ain't no disrespect man, y'all keep doing your shit
But my daughter told me to tell you to get off of daddy's dick
Ay yo Pain man
I'ma call this niggas out
I'ma pull them skirts man
They f**k.
Ay yo Let me get 'em
F**k it
It's the DJ Khaled
????????
A.K.A we the best
A.K.A Shit On Niggas [DOT] com
A.K.A Nappy Boy BITCH
WE GLOBAL

You) Gonna shake your head
Gonna shake and spin
Gonna pick it up abed with something new
First I heard it in my car
Then I saw it on the set
It's nothin' I can't do
It's nothin' I can't lick
Oh, yeah
[Chorus 1]
(Now) You can hear it in the air
You can feel it in your bones
You can sing it in your head
You can wear it on your clothes
Oh, yeah
[Chorus 2]
You can steal it if you dare
Just might put you where you're goin'
(where you're goin')
I'm just a regular man
Now I'm a regular mess
Doesn't matter how you dress
Doesn't matter how you fit
Oh, yeah
(Chorus 1)
(Chorus 2)
I'm gonna show you someday
(Chorus 1)
(Chorus 2)
You can hear it in the air
You can feel it in your bones
You can have it for your own

Things have been so crazy and hectic, I should have got her back by now
But you know how much I wanted to make it, It's probably better anyhow
So if you gotta go, if there's anything I should know
If the spotlight makes you nervous
If you're looking for a purpose
You put the tea in the kettle and light it
Put your hand on the metal and feel it
But do you even feel it anymore?
I remember when you thought I was joking
Now I'm off singing karaoke
Farther than I've ever been
So if you gotta go, if there's any way I can help
Isn't it ironic that the girl I wanna marry is a wedding planner?
And tells me that my life is too much and moves to Atlanta?
Damn
Of all the places you could go
I just thought you'd choose somewhere that has somebody that you know
I'm always up too late, I worry about you there alone
And that place you call your home, warm nights and cold Patron
I hope you don't get known for nothing crazy
Cause no man ever wants to hear those stories about his lady
I know they say the first love is the sweetest
But that first cut is the deepest
I tried to keep us together, you were busy keeping secrets
Secrets, you were telling everybody but me
Don't be fooled by the money, I'm still just young and unlucky
I'm surprised you couldn't tell..
I was only trying to get ahead
I was only trying to get ahead
But the spotlight makes you nervous
And you're looking for a purpose
I was only trying to get ahead
I was only trying to get ahead

YA NO ME NECESITAS, ES LO MEJOR
ERAS ALGUIEN A QUIEN YO SOLIA CONOCER
FUE MUY SIMPLE DESPEGAR
SOLO UN CORTO TIEMPO Y TE BUSCASTE UN NUEVO CORAZON
AHORA TIENES TU PROPIO SHOW
COMO UN REY VENGADOR
VENGADOR
NO TE ALCANZA CON IMPROVISAR
EL DESCARO BABY, ES PARTE DE LA DIVERSION
AHORA VAMOS A VER TU SHOW
EN EL CUARTO DE UN HOTEL FRENTE AL MAR
LEE MIS LABIOS, KARAOKE
COMO UN REY CONVENCEME
CONV�CEME
CONVENCEME
CONVENCEME
COMO UN REY CONVENCEME

Ya no me necesitas, es lo mejor
eras alguien a quien yo solía conocer
fue muy simple despegar
sólo un corto tiempo y te buscaste un nuevo corazón
Ahora tienes tu propio show
como un rey vengador
vengador
No te alcanza con improvisar
el descaro baby es parte de la diversión
Ahora vamos a ver tu show
en el cuarto de un hotel
frente al mar
Lee mis labios karaoke
como un rey convénceme
convénceme
Convénceme
convénceme
convénceme
convénceme (como un rey)
convénceme
convénceme