Joe Dick (2014)

Actors

• John Bobek (actor)
• Josh Brewster (actor)
• Johnny Drocco (actor)
• John Ducey (actor)
• Rich Fulcher (actor)
• Cal Gibson (actor)
• James Grace (actor)
• Dane Hanson (actor)
• Mike Heim (actor)
• Dale Hersh (actor)
• Nick Jameson (actor)
• Jeff Leaf (actor)
• Greg Lindsay (actor)
• Billy St. John (actor)
• Doug Amaturo (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

He's no loser, he's a dick! Joe Dick.

Santa: Heart of Coal (2010)

Actors

• Nick Alexander (actor)
• Aaron Alviano (actor)
• Glenn Clifton (actor)
• Michael Fraiman (actor)
• Zach Kotzer (actor)
• Jeremy Large (actor)
• Jeremy Large (actor)
• Roadhouse Jackson (producer)
• Jeremy Large (producer)
• Matthew Stein (producer)
• Matthew Stein (producer)
• Jeremy Large (writer)
• Matthew Stein (writer)
• Matthew Stein (writer)
• Matthew Stein (writer)

Genres

• Action
• Comedy
• Short
• Thriller

Doc Holiday the Movie (2008)

Actors

• Richard Alcorn (actor)
• Brody Byrd (actor)
• Ken 'Tex' Byrd (actor)
• Parker Byrd (actor)
• Tim Caldwell (actor)
• Fred Daniell (actor)
• Marcus T. Franklin (actor)
• Chris Storck (actor)
• Timmy Tzeiranakis (actor)
• Ashley Akers (actress)
• Jennie Bushnell (actress)
• Richard Alcorn (producer)
• Shawn Buckenmeyer (producer)
• Charles Heffner (producer)
• Christopher Lynch (producer)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short
• Western

Quotes:

Jamie Walsh: Will there be anything else for you this Mother's Day?::Doc Holiday: You wouldn't happen to have any of those little scented candles?::Jamie Walsh: You mean like a Yankee Candle?::Doc Holiday: Who you calling Yankee!

Santa's Last Stop (2007)

Actors

• Jim Abercrombie (actor)
• Dean Veglia (actor)
• Pam LaMarsh (actress)
• Crystal Lubahn (actress)
• Boston Smith (actress)
• Joe Russo (producer)
• Joe Russo (writer)
• John Jesensky (composer)
• Joe Russo (director)
• Glen Gottlieb (editor)

Genres

• Action
• Short

Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2007)

Actors

• Joe Alaskey (actor)
• Sean Hart (actor)
• Tom Kenny (actor)
• Juliet Bashore (producer)
• Dave Kim (producer)
• David Kim (producer)
• Matt Lichtenwalter (producer)
• Jalal Mohammed (producer)
• Rex Piano (producer)
• Lance Thompson (producer)
• Chris Walker (producer)
• Seth Willenson (producer)
• Martin Olson (writer)
• Chris Anderson (composer)
• Dave Kim (director)

Genres

• Animation
• Fantasy

The Lobo Paramilitary Christmas Special (2002)

Actors

• Michael V. Allen (actor)
• Douglas Blakeslee (actor)
• Andrew Bryniarski (actor)
• Tom Gibis (actor)
• Michael Goodrow (actor)
• Chandler Levrich (actor)
• Robert Moss (actor)
• Jim O'Brien (actor)
• Charles Wyman (actor)
• Amy Fadhli (actress)
• Rachel Moore (actress)
• Sam Esmail (producer)
• Simon Bisley (writer)
• Keith Giffen (writer)
• Alan Grant (writer)

Genres

• Action
• Comedy
• Short

Quotes:

Easter Bunny: I'm the fucking Easter Bunny!

[last lines]::Lobo: Always did hate the holidays.

Lobo: Ho, ho, ho!

Security Elf #1: [just before dying] The Naughtiest One has come!

Lobo: It's payback time for a misarable childhood.::Santa Claus: Well, now, this hardly seems fair.::Lobo: It does if you're standing in my shoes.::Santa Claus: Okay, if gunning down an unarmed and myhic system is the only way you know... Go away, shoot.::Lobo: ...Okay. [cocks his gun]

The Santa Clause 2 (2002)

Actors

• Jamal Allen (actor)
• Tim Allen (actor)
• Tim Allen (actor)
• Tim Allen (actor)
• Bart Anderson (actor)
• Christopher Attadia (actor)
• Bob Bergen (actor)
• J.B. Bivens (actor)
• Peter Boyle (actor)
• Victor Brandt (actor)
• Spencer Breslin (actor)
• Curtis Butchart (actor)
• Ted Cole (actor)
• Michael Dorn (actor)
• Alejandro Abellan (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Family
• Fantasy

Taglines:

Santa Claus is coming to town, November 1
Check it twice
What's Christmas Fun without some Reindeer Games?

Quotes:

Bernard: Don't Listen to him! He's not the real Santa! He has a rubber face and a plastic tushie!

Scott Calvin/Santa Claus: I have to get married?::Bernard: Yes. It's the Mrs. Clause.

Bernard: Curtis, you're 900-years-old, grow up!

Scott Calvin: Wait a minute, I got it. I got it. I got it. How about this: The Molintator.::Tooth Fairy: The Molinator. I like it. Thank you, Santa. Can we vote right now on The Molinator?

Scott Calvin: Neil, have you ever actually *helped* anyone?

Toy Santa: You are a sad, strange little man!

Lucy: Uncle Scott, are you Santa Claus?::Scott Calvin: What makes you say that?::Lucy: Because you have a reindeer.::Scott Calvin: Lots of people have reindeer.::Lucy: Name five.

Mother Nature: Don't mess with me, Santa. I'm pre-El Nino.

Charlie: Seeing isn't believing; believing is seeing.

Easter Bunny: I have 33,000 offspring, all in private school.

The Santa Clause (1994)

Actors

• Tim Allen (actor)
• Alec Bachlow (actor)
• Chris Benson (actor)
• Peter Boyle (actor)
• Larry Brandenburg (actor)
• Michael Caruana (actor)
• Jesse Collins (actor)
• Todd Davis (actor)
• Bob Dermer (actor)
• David-Paul Grove (actor)
• Ron Hartmann (actor)
• Cody Jones (actor)
• Nic Knight (actor)
• Peter Kosaka (actor)
• Tim Allen (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Drama
• Family
• Fantasy

Taglines:

This Christmas, the snow hits the fan.
What if your dad was Santa Claus?
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas...
You've Never Seen Santa Quite Like This Before.
Scott Calvin must become Santa. No if or ands...Just one big butt.

Quotes:

Scott Calvin: Who gave you permission to tell Charlie there was no Santa Claus? I think if we're going to destroy our son's delusions, I should be a part of it.

Little Elf Judy: Not too hot. Extra chocolate. Shaken, not stirred.

Little Elf Judy: Seeing isn't believing. Believing is seeing.

Scott Calvin: Can we take a direct flight back to reality, or do we have to change planes in Denver?

Mr. Whittle: You should see a doctor, a shrink, a dietician, anything.

E.L.F.S. Leader: We're your worst nightmare. Elves with attitude.

Dr. Pete Novos: I don't know, Scott. You're as healthy as a horse.::Scott Calvin: Yeah! Clydesdale!::Dr. Pete Novos: So what? You put on a little weight.::Scott Calvin: Weight? Does this look like a little weight to you?::Dr. Pete Novos: Weight can fluctuate from year to year.::Dr. Pete Novos: Fluctuate? You make it sound like I'm retaining water. I've gained 45 pounds in a week. Pete, what's happening to me?::Dr. Pete Novos: Well, what's your diet like?::Scott Calvin: Milk and cookies.::Dr. Pete Novos: Really?::Scott Calvin: But I don't finish all the milk.::Dr. Pete Novos: Well then there is your problem. Just try to cut back on the sweets, okay?

Mr. Whittle: I don't know what's happening to you. You're starting to look like the Pillsbury Doughboy.

[flying away in the sleigh]::Scott Calvin: Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! When I get home, I'm getting a CAT scan!

Scott Calvin: Here we are. Denny's. Always open.::Charlie: I don't wanna eat here.::Scott Calvin: What are you talking about? Everybody likes Denny's, it's an American institution.

Somebody to Love (1994)

Actors

• Mario Arias (actor)
• Peter Atanasoff (actor)
• Sully Boyar (actor)
• Edward Bunker (actor)
• Steve Buscemi (actor)
• Mickey Cottrell (actor)
• Jay Della (actor)
• Michael DeLorenzo (actor)
• Rafael Flores Jr. (actor)
• Samuel Fuller (actor)
• Myron L. Hall (actor)
• Paul Herman (actor)
• Adalberto Hernandez (actor)
• Red Horton (actor)
• Victor Argo (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Drama

A Christmas Revenge (1915)

Actors

• Gilbert M. 'Broncho Billy' Anderson (actor)
• Lloyd Bacon (actor)
• Mervyn A. Breslauer (actor)
• Joe Cassidy (actor)
• Bill Cato (actor)
• Charles Allen Dealey (actor)
• L. Allen Dealey (actor)
• Frank Dolan (actor)
• Eddie Fries (actor)
• Arthur Jasmine (actor)
• Robert McKenzie (actor)
• Warren Sawyer (actor)
• Lee Scott (actor)
• Harry Todd (actor)
• Gilbert M. 'Broncho Billy' Anderson (actor)

Genres

• Drama
• Short

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Santa Claus - ApologetiX
• Santa Claus - Alabama
• Santa Claus - Throwing Muses
• Santa Claus - Sonny Boy Williamson
• Santa Claus - Abraham Cloud
• Roch My Soul In The Bossom Of Abraham - Santa Claus
• Santa Claus - Ellegarden

Mom, Dad! What's that sound?
Here he comes -- don't call the cops now
That dude -- heard about his attitude
Naughty kids will get -- zero Christmas gifts
Don't you know he's coming Christmas Eve?
I'm gonna toss and turn -- I'll get up!
Santa Claus, Santa Claus
Santa Claus, Santa Claus (oh ho ho ho ho)
Ain't nothin' like him that I've ever seen
Got to fly around the world -- he's a human sardine
How'd you -- climb on down my chimney flue?
Got my mom and dad comin' to my bedroom:
"Don't you know who's coming Christmas Eve?
Don't lose Him in the rush!"
I give up! Huh?!!
Santa Claus, Santa Claus
Santa Claus, Santa Claus (oh ho ho ho ho)
SPOKEN:
Yeah, there's somethin' the little kid forgot tonight
I can barely see the star for the tree comin' off of it
If I reach down I can see the manger
Reason for the season
Gift buying -- time's flying
Got to find the real true meaning
Got the feeling something's missing
Christmas shopping ain't no fun without
Son of God, Son of God
Son of God, Son of God, (oh ho ho ho ho)
Son of God, Son of God, (oh ho ho ho ho)

You always come around this time of year
With your big ole bag that's full of Christmas cheer
And when it starts to snow the little boys and girls
All know soon they'll hear the sound of your reindeer
Now sometimes grown ups grow up to believe
That you don't really come on Christmas Eve
But I don't think that's true 'cause I know
I see you in sparking little eyes around the tree
Oh Santa Claus, I still believe in you
And there's still a kid inside of me that still believes you're true
Oh Santa Claus, the kids are tucked in tight
And it's time to play ole Santa Clause tonight
Well I don't see how anybody could ever doubt
That there's really a Santa Clause
Not if they've ever seen a little girl with her arms
Wrapped around her baby doll
So tight both of 'em waking up
Mama and Daddy way before daylight
And Grandma and Grandpa are looking young and full of life
Just knowin' that their grandkids are gonna be alright
And Mama and Daddy, they'll be
Waitin' up to answer ole Santa's call
'Cause tonight they ain't worried about the bills
Lord they're just lovin' it all
Oh Santa Claus, I still believe in you
And there's still a kid inside of me that still believes you're true
Oh Santa Claus, the kids are tucked in tight

Harvest your tears, in a sieve
I can spill things down your shoulders - hold them.
And I'm afraid you remind me of Santa Claus,
In a good way.
And you are like Santa Claus
I'll sit in a square
Oh in my head, oh my Santa Claus
(Run around, around, around, around in my boxes)
I see you at night, I shine
My arm in your chest
Now I'll sit in a square
Oh in my head, oh my Santa Claus
(Run around, around, around, around in my boxes)
Run around, around, around, around
In my boxes - I...
I know it's not your face
I love your neck
Now I sit in a square
Oh in my head, oh my Santa Claus
(Run around, around, around, around in my boxes)
Only eighteen-and-a-half, no two times
Nuh ho ho ho ho ho
Oh you. I love you, don't know
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!
I see you at night, I shine
My arm in your chest
Now I'll sit in a square
Oh in my head, oh my Santa Claus
(Run around, around, around, around in my boxes)
Run around, around, around, around
In my boxes - I...
I know it's not your face
I love your neck
I sit in a square
Oh in my head, oh my Santa Claus
(Run around, around, around, around in my boxes)
Only eighteen-and-a-half, no two times
Nuh ho ho ho ho ho
Oh you. I love you, don't know
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!
**************
Note

My baby went shoppin' yesterday,
said "I'm gonna buy what you need for Santa Claus"
My baby went shoppin' yesterday,
said "I'm gonna buy what you need for Santa Claus,
I'm gonna take mine with me,
but I'll leave yours in my dresser drawer"
So that started me to
ramblin'
lookin' in all of my baby's dresser drawers
Whoa, that started me to ramblin',
lookin' all in my baby's dresser drawers
Tryin' to find out,
what did she bought me for Santa Claus
When I pulled out the bottom dresser drawer,
the landlady got mad and called the law
When I pulled out the bottom dresser drawer,
the landlady got mad and called the law
I was just tryin' to find,
what did she bought me for Santa Claus
The police walked in and tapped me on the shoulder,
"What you doing with your hand in that woman's dresser drawer?"
I hand the police a letter my baby wrote me,
showin' where I should find my Santa Claus
I just kept on pullin' out all of my baby's dresser drawers
I walked out and left the police and the landlady arguin',
said, "Look at the man done pull out all the lady's dresser drawers"
Yes, I walked out and left the police and the landlady arguin',
said, "Look at the man done pull out all the lady's dresser drawers"
But he said, "I got the letter and show the judge
The boy just tryin to find his Santa Claus"

I’ve got every disease known to man
Waiting patiently, inside me,
To surprise me, when I least expect it,
But I ain’t got no one to love,
Got a notebook full of words,
Wood guitar, plastic bird,
Got a bus pass to Vegas
And two condoms, just in case,
But I ain’t got no one to love,
“LOVE EVERYONE,”
SANTA CLAUS SAID,
AS HE PERCHED
NAKED ON MY BED
“LOVE EVERYONE
AND YOU’LL BE FREE,
BUT FIRST YOU GOTTA LOVE ME”.
Do you remember the day
You found out Santa Claus
was just a game ?
Were you angry or afraid ?
Could you ever trust anyone
in your life again?

Rock my soul in the bosom of Abraham,
Rock my soul in the bosom of Abraham,
Rock my soul in the bosom of Abraham,
Oh, Rock a my soul!
So high I can't get over it,
so low I can't get under it,
so wheit I cant't get around it,
Oh, Rock a my soul!

Okoshichatta ka na jaa choudo ii yaAsa made tsukiatte
yoMado no koori ga toke dasu koro ni wa kitto kaeru kara
saKodomotachi ni wa warui kedo kotoshi wa akiramete
yoKore demo kanari mayotte zuibun to herashitan
dakedoI'm Santa Claus kimi ni senko no
purezentoDoremo koremo yasumono nan dakedoSanta Claus
ichinen ni ichido dake dakaraSanta Claus kimi ni zenbu
ageru yoAoi garasu dama ni bokura no bouken
gaDoko mademo tsuzuku you ni negai wo
kaketoitaI'm Santa Claus kimi ni senko no
purezentoDoremo koremo yasumono nan dakedoSanta Claus
ichinen ni ichido dake dakaraSanta Claus kimi ni zenbu
ageru yoYou're the whole audience when I
singYou're all the listeners when I
speakYou're everyone surrounds meYou're all
that matters to meMado no koori ga toke dasu koro ni
wa kitto kaeru kara saI'm Santa Claus boku ni
saigo no purezentoSanta Claus owakare no kisu wo shite kure
yoSanta ClausI've got to go back to the place