Mike Epps: Funny Bidness (2009)

Actors

• Mike Epps (actor)
• Dan Harville (actor)
• Kennon Kepper (actor)
• Dale McKeel (actor)
• Ritchie Montgomery (actor)
• Penny Harville (actress)
• Wendy Wiltz (actress)
• Dan Garcia (producer)
• Deidre LaCasse (producer)
• Bennie R. Richburg Jr. (producer)
• Gregory M. Walker (producer)
• Thomas Cobb (director)
• Stephanie Bertoni (miscellaneous crew)

Genres

• Comedy

Epps, Mike Filmography

• The Young Starlets
  1972, role: actor

Epps, Mike Filmography

• Stealing Cars
  2015, role: actor
• Repentance
  2014, role: actor , character name: Ben
• Richard Pryor: Omit the Logic
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Hangover Part III
  2013, role: actor , character name: Black Doug
• A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the White House
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Napoleon: Life of an Outlaw
  2013, role: producer
• Nina
  2013, role: actor , character name: Richard Pryor
• Napoleon: Life of an Outlaw
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Phunny Business: A Black Comedy
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 2012 BET Hip Hop Awards
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• Sparkle
  2012, role: actor , character name: Satin
• BET Awards 2012
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Mac & Devin Go to High School
  2012, role: actor , character name: Mr. Armstrong
• Jumping the Broom
  2011, role: actor , character name: Willie Earl
• Mike Epps Presents: Live from Club Nokia
  2011, role: writer
• Mike Epps Presents: Live from Club Nokia
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 2011 BET Hip Hop Awards
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• Mike Epps Presents: Live from Club Nokia
  2011, role: producer
• I Ain't Scared of You: A Tribute to Bernie Mac
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 35 and Ticking
  2011, role: actor , character name: Harold
• BET Awards 2010
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 2010 BET Hip Hop Awards
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• Love Chronicles: Secrets Revealed
  2010, role: producer
• Faster
  2010, role: actor , character name: Roy Grone
• Fighters Only Mixed Martial Arts Awards 2010
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Katt Williams: 9 Lives
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Lottery Ticket
  2010, role: actor , character name: Reverend Taylor
• Love Chronicles: Secrets Revealed
  2010, role: actor , character name: Black
• Mike Epps: Under Rated... Never Faded & X-Rated
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Mike Epps: Under Rated... Never Faded & X-Rated
  2009, role: writer
• Mike Epps: Funny Bidness
  2009, role: actor , character name: Mike Epps
• BET Hip-Hop Awards 2009
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• The Hangover
  2009, role: actor , character name: Black Doug
• The Katt Phenomenon
  2009, role: actor
• Mike Epps: Under Rated... Never Faded & X-Rated
  2009, role: producer
• Next Day Air
  2009, role: actor , character name: Brody
• The Janky Promoters
  2009, role: actor , character name: Jellyroll
• Hancock
  2008, role: actor , character name: Criminal
• Welcome Home, Roscoe Jenkins
  2008, role: actor , character name: Reggie
• Bigg Snoop Dogg Presents: The Adventures of Tha Blue Carpet Treatment
  2008, role: actor
• Beyond Raccoon City: Unearthing 'Resident Evil: Extinction'
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Soul Men
  2008, role: actor , character name: Duane Henderson
• Band of the Sand: Actors Unite
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Open Season 2
  2008, role: actor , character name: Boog
• The Players: The Cast of 'Extinction'
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Resident Evil: Extinction
  2007, role: actor , character name: L.J.
• Talk to Me
  2007, role: actor , character name: Milo Hughes
• 100 Greatest Songs of the 90's
  2007, role: actor
• Resident Evil: Diary of an Apocalypse
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Grand
  2007, role: actor , character name: Reggie Marshall

Famous quotes by Mike Epps:

"From there, I moved out to L.A. and met Ice Cube. He put me in the movie 'Next Friday,' and I've been working ever since."

"I don't know nothing about no marriages or nothing. I ain't even never been to a wedding."

"I'm a survivor of life. I try to give the glory to God and appreciate what's happening to me."

"Honestly, I feel like I am a leading man, and it's just going to take the right project, the female and the right studio. It's got to all gel together, you know what I mean?"

"They have what you call a black night where they have black people come in for just one night only to watch comedy, and you get all your local drug dealers, thugs, prostitutes, all of them come in, sit down, and listen to you tell jokes. They the hardest people to make laugh."

"You would be surprised of films that people just don't see. You know what I mean? I'm always working and I'm a film buff but I'm an old school film buff."

"I love Richard Pryor. I love him to death."

"I'm telling a Richard Pryor story through me."

"I'm humble enough to wait and just chill. I'm having fun just working with these good people, man."

"I've been with this young lady for about two years now, and my life changed. I don't even think that way no more. I feel good, too, that I'm changed. Now I feel regular. I feel like I'm supposed to."

"Yeah, I don't mess with chicks younger. They got to be almost thirty."

"I've been doing comedy and paying my bills."

"I don't know why people think I'm this ad-lib dude."

"Cedric, man, it's like if I'm working with you, like I'm sitting here now talking to you, I want to get along with you. That's how I am. I feel like if I get along with you, the work will be splendid."

"I can remember when I was a baby and my mother was there watching the show. I went and bought 100 episodes and watched them. I respect it so much that the sitcom itself and Ed Norton; I'm not playing Ed Norton but my version of it, cause I'm a black man."

"With Ice Cube they ain't no telling. He might have one cocked and loaded, ready to bust. We might do The Sunday, two old men sitting around the house waiting on the social security check."

"I left Indiana, and I ain't been back since. I've been doing comedy and paying my bills."

"Every now and then you get a nice Jewish kid who likes black people and they would come in, and it would be a stream of them, and have black friends and really feel the black struggle on the acting tip and it's a reason why all of us are not dying in the movie."

"Federal prison, if you get any of it, you're going to have to do 85% of it. And the reason why I called it that is because I had a friend who got sent to the federal joint and his whole... it wasn't about him being in jail. He cried about the 85%."

"I learned that you don't have to be all over the place, that you can be subtle and you can say what you say. The words that you put together can be just as hilarious as falling all over the place or doing something."

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Big Girls - Mike Epps
• Ain't Chu You - Mike Epps

I like big girls I can not lie if you need a man baby I'm that guy up in the club v.I.p big girls every where and they loving me yea I want a sandwich I'll take two put it in the kitchen they know what it do lobster, chicken, biscuts put it in the oven pizza, koolaid damn I love it big girls big jobs big calories big girls don't care about calories big girls don't care who looking all they want to know is damn who cooking you cooking he cooking we cooking she cooking he cooking she cooking come on we turn it out Chorus were the big girls at where the big girlsx4 I love big girls she turn me on just last night I was sitting at home watching t.v I was all alone lil star jones she done flipped her bed lost he wait lost her gig every niqqa need a big girl off the show monique and some wings and I'm good to go fried how you want it baked how you need can't live with out a big girl love all ya'll like a hot butter stick my momma a big girl my grandma a big girl my sister a big girl my girls are big girls the world a big

Ain't chu you [x7]
Hey... welcome back ya'll to ghettoville U.S.A and this time it's starrin ya boy mike epps and yours truely rick flat... ok hey where you at... where you at mike... let's go (yeah it's me baby [x8])
[Verse 1:]
You see me in da club you can't believe it's me
(Ain't chu you [x2]) girl naw it ain't me you see me in da streets you see me in da hood chevy not a mayback but it's all good ya catch me if ya could cause I'm here too long them killaz comin soon somethin gone wrong all night long lookin jus like me (Ain't chu mike epps) who da hell it gone be
[Bridge:]
I'm me, I'm me, I'm mike that's right I shut ya town down for da rest of da night I'm me, I'm me, I'm mike that's right I shut ya town down for da right damn price
[Chorus:]
Ain't that day day (Ain't chu you) that funny dude
(Ain't chu you) yeah I seen him (Ain't chu you) he kinda cool (Ain't chu you) and he so funny (Ain't chu you) he gettin money (Ain't chu you) sing so smooth
(Ain't chu you) he act a fool (Ain't chu you) [x2]
[Verse 2:]
Dry time dro and mike up in da chevy painted blue bitches jus pulled up on da side and she ask me
(Ain't chu you) that is true I am me open up ya eye and see bitch if I ain't who I am then who da fuck I'm tryna be silver diamonds in my ear and she ask me why I'm here I say bitch I'm from da projects I spend most my time here I like bitches up in here got they ass game togetha got that bubble gum in got they breath game togetha I don't care trick it's wuteva I am joys plain to see when I see you in that polo I say damn ain't chu me
[Chorus]
[verese 3:]
It's, it's, it's ya boy dorrough what's da dilleo mr. yeah buddy got you turnin up ya stereo you hear me on da radio you see me in my video so why da hell would I not look da same now yous a silly hoe why would I not be who I look like I know you wanna kick it with me bitch get ya foot right but you should meet a star don't let him know you second guessin make a wish count ya blessings please don't never ask questions ain't chu you ain't I me in ya hood why can't I be I thought entainer why you entertainin me trick yeah of course it's me da question is who is you and if I take you to my crib what would my starter make you do