Return to the Batcave: The Misadventures of Adam and Burt (2003)

Actors

• Curtis Armstrong (actor)
• Steve Blalock (actor)
• Jack Brewer (actor)
• Jack Brewer (actor)
• Ivar Brogger (actor)
• Ray Buktenica (actor)
• Carl Ciarfalio (actor)
• Silas Cooper (actor)
• Christopher Darga (actor)
• Chris Dawson (actor)
• John E. Goetz (actor)
• Frank Gorshin (actor)
• Bryan Hanna (actor)
• Bryan Hanna (actor)
• Frank Addela (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Comedy

Taglines:

Holy reunion, Batman!

Quotes:

Adam West: [after driving all night to the Arizona border in the search for the Batmobile] I think the clue is in our past, somewhere...::Burt Ward: What's this? [removes flyer from under the car's windshield wiper]::Adam West: ...we still have to find it.::Burt Ward: [reads flyer] Hey Adam, look. The Highway to Arizona Bar is having a Happy Hour. Great place. Just down the street from the car museum.::Adam West: [grabs flyer and reads it with stunned disbelief] You... you... you *knew* about that place?::Burt Ward: [not getting it] Yeah. Why?::Adam West: [aggravated] Oh!::Burt Ward: [thinks about it and realizes they've driven all night for nothing] Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!

Adam West: [after meeting on the set for the first time] Why don't we take some time and discuss our approaches to the role?::Burt Ward: Well, I just plan on saying my lines. [sees looks of surprise on faces of West and director] Is there more to it than that?::Adam West: [trying to put it delicately] Uhhh, well, yeah. Maybe a little

Adam West: [reading an invitation left on his front door] Alfred! I need you! [opens closet] Ah, what to wear? [sees one suit] Eh, too flashy. [sees another one] Too stuffy. [sees another one] Too formal. [comes across his old Batman costume] Too retro.::Jerry the Butler: [patiently after coming into the room] It's not Alfred, Mister West. It's Jerry. Alfred was the guy on the tv-show.::Adam West: There's a charity event at the car museum tonight. It seems I'm expected.::Jerry the Butler: [reads invitation] A little last minute, isn't it?::Adam West: Charity doesn't punch a clock, my friend.::Jerry the Butler: I guess you'll be needing your tuxedo.::Adam West: Nooo. I think something a little more in keeping with the times. Something a little less formal. Something... Clooneyish.

[Adam and Burt are sitting in the Batmobile at the charity event]::Burt Ward: Wow. You know, it seems like almost yesterday.::Adam West: Almost thirty-five years Burt. Time tumbles by.::Burt Ward: You know I forget what some of these buttons do.::Adam West: I wouldn't touch those if I were...::[Burt presses a button and oil slick sprays out onto the crowd]::Burt Ward: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh! Sorry, I didn't know it was loaded.::Adam West: That's why they usually left the driving to me.

Valet parker: Hey, if you're looking for the Batmobile, it went that way.::Adam West: [noticing he's wearing an eye patch] You have a sharp eye, my friend.

[Adam and Burt are about to fight four henchman at the Arizona Bar]::Burt Ward: Well?::Adam West: I say we fight our way out like we always did.::Burt Ward: We had stuntmen then. Even if mine was always on a coffee break.

Sexy fan: Can I get an autograph, too?::[exposes a portion of her left breast for Adam to sign on]::Adam West: You know this is a... permanent marker.::Sexy fan: Good. I hope it lasts forever.

[after Adam disarms a bomb]::Burt Ward: Good thing that bomb was a fake.::[the bomb explodes and Burt is sent flying out of the cave by the blast, Adam walks out unharmed]::Burt Ward: How come you didn't get burned?::Adam West: Stuntman.::Burt Ward: [disgusted] Dang!

[Adam and Burt are at a diner. Burt reads a menu]::Burt Ward: Holy lunch specials! Look at this.::Adam West: It appears to be a menu, Burt. Not an unusual thing in a place like this.::Burt Ward: But look what's *on* the menu, or rather *who*. A "Burgess Burger... "::Adam West: What?::Burt Ward: "Gorshin Franks and Beans... " "Cesar Romero Salad... " "Vincent Fries... " They even have drinks. Look, a "Julie New-Martini." [Burt hands Adam the menu and Adam reads it]::Adam West: "Art Chili Con Carney... " "Zsa Zsa Gabor... " "Liberace... " All these people disguised as daily specials!::Burt Ward: Almost every actor who played a villain our characters battled.::Adam West: Battled? Yes, and triumphed over. Any one of them could still be harboring a grudge.::Burt Ward: Adam, they're only actors.::Adam West: I'm sure they'd like us to think so, Burt. But there's more here than meets the eye. [Adam and Burt look around suspiciously] Very odd.::Burt Ward: What's that?::Adam West: [checking his watch] It's time for an act break, but that voice is strangely absent.::Burt Ward: *He* must be on a break.::Adam West: Possibly. But now that he's not here, I miss him.

[after the Batmobile's been stolen and leaves fire-tire tracks]::Charity Event Host: The Batmobile's been stolen.::Adam West: [holding up his car key] Using my key.::Burt Ward: Holy tire tracks! Look, they go from two to one. It went out on two wheels. That fiend.::Adam West: He may be a fiend, but he's an excellent driver.

Windy City Heat (2003)

Actors

• Tony Barbieri (actor)
• Tony Barbieri (actor)
• Don Barris (actor)
• Don Barris (actor)
• Johann Benét (actor)
• Perry Caravello (actor)
• Perry Caravello (actor)
• Adam Carolla (actor)
• Dane Cook (actor)
• Carson Daly (actor)
• Bobcat Goldthwait (actor)
• Scott Hartman (actor)
• Tom Hughes (actor)
• Toby Huss (actor)
• Charlie Adams (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Quotes:

Stone Fury: Carson Daly is a pussy!

Mole: Perry knocked over the table.

Stone Fury: Why won't you shake my hand?::Roman Polanski: I'm getting over this virus.

Big Lou: Unleash the fury.

Stone Fury: When I used to get in fights with kids back in school, I used to tweak my left eye... and it meant you're gonna die.::Mole: So you killed people?

Big Lou: Hey, the Jew just hacked ya.

The Director: And then, of course, we have our Perry.::Stone Fury: The little fridge!

Stone Fury: I'm not a fag, I'm homophobic, I hate fags.

Stone Fury: The experience of being in my first big Hollywood scene was an experience. I liked it, I thought it was cool. Ummmmm, being thrown in the manure is a different story you know. But there again to make it more real. Boom. You gotta take the shit before you really experience the bullshit or whatever. If you know what I am saying.

Stone Fury: You mean I'm gonna walk out of this effin trailer, onto set, in that and in this? In the rain?::Gay Costume Designer: Do you need an umbrella?::Stone Fury: Yah!::Gay Costume Designer: Could you spread it a little bit? Give me a canyon to work with.

Ward, Burt Filmography

• Star Quest
  2014, role: actor , character name: Wayne
• The 100 Greatest TV Quotes & Catchphrases
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 4th Annual TV Land Awards
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Return to the Batcave: The Misadventures of Adam and Burt
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• From Heaven to Hell
  2002, role: actor
• Pacino Is Missing
  2002, role: actor , character name: Guard
• De Superman à Spider-Man: L'aventure des super-héros
  2002, role: actor , character name: Robin
• Batman Featurette
  2001, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 100 Greatest Kids TV Shows
  2001, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Moving Targets
  1999, role: actor , character name: O'Malley
• Hollywood Screen Tests: Take 1
  1999, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Desperation Boulevard
  1998, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Alien Force
  1996, role: actor , character name: Omnipresent Praxima
• Karate Raider
  1995, role: actor
• Assault of the Party Nerds 2: The Heavy Petting Detective
  1995, role: actor , character name: Randolph
• Reverse Heaven
  1994, role: actor , character name: Doctor
• Beach Babes from Beyond
  1993, role: actor , character name: Mr. Bun
• The Dwelling
  1993, role: actor , character name: Crasmire
• Hot Under the Collar
  1992, role: actor , character name: The Pope
• Virgin High
  1991, role: actor , character name: Dick Murphy
• The Girl I Want
  1990, role: actor , character name: Dad
• Cyber-C.H.I.C.
  1990, role: actor , character name: Johnson
• Kill Crazy
  1990, role: actor , character name: Michael
• Smoothtalker
  1990, role: actor , character name: Lab Technician
• Holy Batmania
  1989, role: actor , character name: Robin
• Robot Ninja
  1989, role: actor , character name: Stanley Kane
• Action Heroes of Movies & T.V.: A Campy Compilation
  1989, role: actor , character name: Robin
• Batman and Robin and the Other Super Heroes
  1989, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• Holy Batmania
  1989, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Underachievers
  1987, role: actor , character name: Bowmont
• Fire in the Night
  1986, role: actor , character name: Paul
• High School U.S.A.
  1984, role: actor , character name: Teacher
• Legends of the Superheroes
  1979, role: actor , character name: Robin
• ABC's Silver Anniversary Celebration
  1978, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Tarzan and the Super 7
  1978, role: actor , character name: Robin
• The New Adventures of Batman
  1977, role: actor , character name: Robin
• Batgirl
  1967, role: actor , character name: Dick Grayson
• Batgirl
  1967, role: actor , character name: Robin
• Batman
  1966, role: actor , character name: Robin
• Batman
  1966, role: actor , character name: Dick Grayson

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Bright Red - Laurie Anderson
• Pretty Dirty - Every Time I Die
• Bright Red - Butterfly Boucher
• B.reith - B.reith
• Breathe - Tryad

Did she fall or was she pushed? Your shirt on my chair Your shirt on my chair I'll be with you. I'll be there. I'll never leave you Your shirt on my chair. Come here little girl. Get into the car. It's a brand new Cadillac. Bright red. Your words in my ears. I'll be with you. I'll be there. I'll never leave you. Wild beasts shall rest there And owls shall answer one another there And the hairy ones shall dance there And sirens in the temples of pleasure. Your shirt on my chair. I'll be with you. I'll be there. I'll never leave you. Your shirt on my chair.

The great American mischief has muted our hearts
And our rhythms are met
With the inharmonious grunts of electric guitars
It's all but too much
So nobody out there believes the obscene are reprieved
Everybody get fed up
My baby better get high
'Cause, I got something that I need to confess
The dead men talking are longing
For so much more than simply the obvious
Cut us off
We're suffering, hysterical
Lighting the flare from the foot of her bed
I've been begging you for less mercy than this
But the only thing you need to know
Is that you never wanted to know
Take it off, take it back
Or take cover because we're nearing a nerve
Dead is wasted on the patient
So make haste and head for the wake
Now the hornets inhabit the hearts
We've abandoned, we are the gone
Cast aside our clothes like funeral roses
And dance straight through the psalm
I was right all along
I'm dead in the water, don't come for me
I was once alive in the desert?s eyes
On the day it wed the sea
I drew a chalk outline around your city
I hushed the sobs in your halls
But we both know that it's killer
Baby, he'll outrun them all
There is so much shame
In how little we've gained for so long
Now the sky is falling
And you're just repeating everything I say
You're not listening close enough, it's a catastrophe
You have not been concentrating
Pay attention there will be an exam
Build an ark, build an ark
Come bring us back to the ruin
Drifting out of our heads
Taped off the sky above your city
Dusted for prints on the chapel wall
But we all know that it's killer

You know that feeling
Bright red and seizing
Every word that you said
(Did you mean it
Did you mean it all?)
There it goes to my head
(You be careful
It's contagious, boy)
But it feels so good
It's just wires
Smoke and mirrors and flowers
Help! And throw me a rope
I think I'm drowning
Shallow people
Help! I think I'm falling, falling again
You know that feeling
Bright red and seizing
When you'd like to be seen
(Did you see her?
Did you see her hair?)
Would you like to told
(You look gorgeous, simply gorgeous)
We like to be heard
(Did you hear her? Did she say something charming?)
Help! And throw me a rope
I think I'm drowning
Help! I think I'm falling, falling again
Breathe in
Breathe out
And sigh
And sigh
Help! And throw me a rope
I think I'm drowning (drowning)
Face down
Help! Oh, help
No more falling for tall tales again
Still falling for shallow people
Help! Help!
I think I'm falling again
You know the feeling

They're knockin' on my door, telling me they want more:
Hold on, hold on.
They're bangin' on my window, telling me it's been too long:
Hold on, yea.
They're knockin' on my door, telling me they want more.
They said they're looking for somethin' new,
I gotcha. Give me 6 months, and I'll hook you up proper.
Something hotter than the biggie who shot you.
Watch out, I boiled it up like lobsters.
They get impatient, like waiting at the doctor's
Office, craving good music like oxy-
Gen, but please understand, I'm trying to break out of this box I'm in.
I'm not stopping 'til I get to ten,
It's gotta be flame when that paper hits my pen.
Forget hits, I ain't worried if it hits a trend,
We start a new one, watch them stop listening.
Yea, but 'til then, I got people that are ready,
Knockin' on my door, saying "Hurry up already! "
It takes time, so here's the appetizer,
To whet your appetite, bon appetit!
They're knockin' on my door, telling me they want more:
Hold on (wait, I'm not ready yet), hold on (no, I'm not ready yet).
They're bangin' on my window, telling me it's been too long:
(Wait, I'm not ready yet) Hold on (no, I'm not ready yet).
They're knockin' on my door, telling me they want more:
Hold on.
Yea, it's the return of the hold up,
I've never been promoted, how could I blow up.
I come from a place where they call pop soda,
Starts with an "m", and it's not Minnesota,
Moved to the south where it gets less colder.
And record labels tell you it's all about quotas;
Well, my vote is that we all take notice of the
Fact that nobody knows what to do.
Oh, but a few people in my corner said keep pushing,
People out there want more, and they're looking
For good music, well, let me get them cookin'.
I even got attention out of Brooklyn,
But that didn't pan out like mono.
Haven't found what I'm looking for like Bono,
Put on my tom like Alyssa Milano,
Hit these high notes like sopranos.
They're knockin' on my door, telling me they want more:
Hold on (wait, I'm not ready yet), hold on (no, I'm not ready yet).
They're bangin' on my window, telling me it's been too long:
(Wait, I'm not ready yet) Hold on (no, I'm not ready yet).
They're knockin' on my door, telling me they want more.
I know what it feels like,
To be on that shelf, like
Everybody's passing you by, by.
I keep wishing they would notice,
But it seems so hopeless,
No matter how hard you try!
This world will try to shake you,
Mold you and then break you,
They ain't worried 'bout your soul, soul.
Lock that door and bolt it,
Tell them to move on, cause
What we've got is worth waiting for!
They're knockin' on my door, telling me they want more:
Hold on, hold on.
They're bangin' on my window, telling me it's been too long:
(Wait, I'm not ready yet) Hold on (no, I'm not ready yet).
They're knockin' on my door, telling me they want more:
Hold on (wait, I'm not ready yet), hold on (no, I'm not ready yet).
They're bangin' on my window, telling me it's been too long:
(Wait, I'm not ready yet) Hold on (no, I'm not ready yet).

All I wonder
Is this all the
All I wonder
Is this all
There's a place
Deep down inside
Where I breathe
I can see into the sea
All I wonder
Is this all I see
There's only [?]
(All I wonder) As I wonder (Is this all the)
Will you wait for me? (All I wonder)
I struggle to breathe (Is this all the)
(All I wonder) As I wonder (Is this all the)
Will you wait for me? (All I wonder)
I struggle to breathe (Is this all the)
As I cast aside old doubt
To the waves
I float away to sea
As I breathe
As I breathe
(All I wonder) As I wonder (Is this all the)
Will you wait for me? (All I wonder)
I struggle to breathe (Is this all the)
Woah, I struggle to breathe (to breathe)
I struggle to breathe
Will you be there for me
I struggle
I struggle to breathe
(All I wonder) As I wonder (Is this all the)
Will you wait for me? (All I wonder)
I struggle to breathe (Is this all the)