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Big Stan (2007)

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Plot
The fraudulent real state agent Stan is married with his beloved Mindy and has a seven million dollar fortune. When he is arrested for fraud, he is sentenced to three years in prison and his assets are frozen by the justice. However, his crooked lawyer Lew Popper negotiates a six month freedom, and the weak Stan, who is afraid of being raped in prison, hires the specialist in martial arts The Master to teach him self-defense. Six months later, Big Stan is sent to the Oaksburgh State Penitentiary totally confident in his expertise in martial arts. He challenges the violent leaders of the gangs and defeats them, being respected by the inmates and bringing peace in the patio. However, the dirty Warden Gasque has the intention of transforming the penitentiary in a luxury resort, and uses Big Stan knowledge to improve his project, promising to release him sooner using the corrupt penal system.

Keywords: anti-hero, anus, arab-stereotype, architectural-model, attorney, baseball-bat, bed-of-nails, bitch, blade, broken-finger



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The cell block just got a new bully.... a small one.
He'll have to kick some butt to save his own.

Quotes:

Stan Minton: What the fuck just happened in there?::Mal: You lost, Stanley.::Stan Minton: I didn't lose. You're the lawyer. You lost.::Mal: I'm truly sorry.::Stan Minton: Damn it man, I'm rich! I wanted some of that O.J. Justice.

Tubby: Looks like everybody's gonna rape you.::Stan Minton: Ok, ok... I, I, I bet I can be a racist for three to five year. A real racist. Hardcore.::Tubby: Well good. Than you can join the Nazi's.::Stan Minton: Excellent.::Tubby: Then you'll only be raped by the other Nazi's.::Stan Minton: [shouting] Raped by Nazi's? No way!

Tubby: You might as well buy a welcome mat, strap it to your asshole, say 'I'm open for business'.::[laughs]

Mindy: Oh, honey, it's ok. A lot could happen in 6 months.::Stan Minton: What's gonna happen, Wendy? Is my anus gonna grow teeth?

Stan Minton: [shouting] I will be unrape-able!

Mindy: So... The Master, where are you from?::The Master: Hell.::Mindy: Oh! Well what brought you to L.A. a job?

The Master: Next time use more tongue.::Stan Minton: That's what she said. [The Master punches Stan in the stomach]

Shorts: Don't go near those guys [points to a group of men, one of whom is consulting a book] They're scientologists.::Big Stan: They don't look so tough.::Shorts: Yeah, they'll talk your ear off and then sue your ass.

Big Stan: Now pick up your gold teeth. I'm gonna let you keep them this time. But if you come at me again, I'm gonna hang on to them like a Swiss banker.

Big Stan: [on phone] Don't you ever find yourself feeling sorry for anybody?::The Master: [on other line] You might as well ask me if I feel sorry for the maggots I grind into my morning coffee.



Shorts - Official Trailer | Nawazuddin Siddiqui, Huma Qureshi, Richa Chadda & Vineet Singh
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Shorts - Official Trailer | Nawazuddin Siddiqui, Huma Qureshi, Richa Chadda & Vineet Singh

Here's the trailer of the upcoming feature film Shorts. AKFPL & Tumbhi's Shorts will introduce accolade winning Short Films in a feature format to the Indian...
  • published: 24 Jun 2013
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Action/Adventure Comedy. Shorts is set in the suburb of Black Falls, where all the houses look the same and everyone works for BLACK BOX Unlimited Worldwide ...
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Action/Adventure Comedy. Shorts is set in the suburb of Black Falls, where all the houses look the same and everyone works for BLACK BOX Unlimited Worldwide ...
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You might not have expected the guy who did Terror Planet to come back with a kids' movie, and yet, here it is. This August, Robert Rodriguez brings us Short...
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Shorts .Release Date: 21 August 2009.A young boy's discovery of a colorful, wish-granting rock causes chaos in the suburban town of Black Falls when jealous ...
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OSCAR SHORTS Trailer | New Release 2014

The 2014 Academy Award® nominees for Best Live Action Short Film. Helium (dirs. Anders Walter and Kim Magnusson, Denmark/Danish, 23 min.) -- A dying boy finds comfort in the hospital janitor's tales of a magical land called Helium. The Voorman Problem (dir. Mark Gill and Baldwin Li, UK/English, 13 min.) -- A psychiatrist (Martin Freeman, The Hobbit) is called to a penitentiary to examine an inmate named Voorman (Tom Hollander), who claims to be a god. Avant que de tout perdre (Just Before Losing Everything) (dir. Xavier Legrand and Alexandre Gavras, France/French, 30 min.) -- A woman runs away from her abusive husband and takes refuge with her children in the local supermarket where she works. Aquel no era yo (That Wasn't Me) (dir. Esteban Crespo, Spain/Spanish, 24 min.) -- A Spanish aid worker has a harrowing encounter with an African child soldier. Do I Have to Take Care of Everything? (dir. Selma Vilhunen and Kirsikka Saari, Finland/Finnish, 7 min.) -- A Saturday morning turns into comic chaos as a harried mother frantically tries to get her family ready to leave the house for a wedding. http://tiff.net/filmsandschedules/tiffbelllightbox/2014/2550013859 The 2014 Academy Award® nominees for Best Animated Short Film. Get a Horse! (dirs. Lauren MacMullan and Dorothy McKim, USA/English, 6 min.) -- Mickey Mouse and his friends are enjoying a wagon ride, until Peg-Leg Pete shows up with plans to ruin their day. Mr. Hublot (dirs. Laurent Witz and Alexandre Espigares, France/No dialogue, 12 min.) -- The eccentric, isolated Mr. Hublot finds his carefully ordered world disrupted by the arrival of a Robot Pet. Feral (dirs. Daniel Sousa and Dan Golden, USA/No dialogue, 12 min.) -- A wild boy who has grown up in the woods is found by a hunter and returned to civilization. Possessions (dir. Shuhei Morita, Japan, 14 min.) -- A man seeks shelter from a storm in a dilapidated shrine inhabited by spirits. Room on the Broom (dirs. Max Land and Jan Lachauer, United Kingdom/English, 26 min.) -- From beloved author and UK Children's Laureate Julia Donaldson, illustrator Axel Scheffler, and the animation team behind the smash hit The Gruffalo comes this heartwarming short about a friendly witch and her (rather selfish) cat, who make room for friends to join them on a magical adventure. http://tiff.net/filmsandschedules/tiffbelllightbox/2014/2550013853
  • published: 05 Feb 2014
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Stars In Shorts Trailer (2012) - Colin Firth, Keira Knightly, Judi Dench
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Stars In Shorts Trailer (2012) - Colin Firth, Keira Knightly, Judi Dench

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Eleven-year-old Toe Thompson is the designated punching bag for the bullies of the suburban community of Black Falls, where his and everyone else's parents work for Black Box Industries, makers of the do-it-all gadget that's sweeping the nation. But during a freak storm, a mysterious Rainbow Rock, which grants wishes to anyone who finds it, falls from the sky. Suddenly, the neighborhood that Toe already thinks is weird is about to get a lot weirder. As the Rainbow Rock ricochets around the town - from kid to kid and parent to parent - wishes-come-true quickly turn the neighborhood upside down in a wild rampage of everything from tiny aliens to giant boogers. From Robert Rodriguez, director of "Spy Kids," comes a magical fantasy adventure told through a series of shorts that each brings to life the sometimes wonderful, often terrible, and totally out-of-control wishes that become far more than Toe and his neighbors ever imagined. MPAA Rating: PG © 2009 Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc. All Rights Reserved.
  • published: 19 Apr 2012
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Mr Hublot Official Trailer (2013) - Oscar Winning Animated Short Film Movie HD
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Shorts Trailer Review | Nawazuddin Siddiqui, Huma Qureshi, Richa Chadda
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Shorts Trailer Review | Nawazuddin Siddiqui, Huma Qureshi, Richa Chadda

Filmmaker Anurag Kashyap, who is riding high post the success of 'Gangs of Wasseypur' and 'Bombay Talkies', is ready with yet another promising film titled '...
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Check out the Best of RT Shorts! It's available now on iTunes: http://bit.ly/13hAx7n.
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Shorts Movie | Nawazuddin Siddiqui, Huma Qureshi, Richa Chadda | Trailer Launch
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Filmmaker Anurag Kashyap, who is riding high post the success of 'Gangs of Wasseypur' and 'Bombay Talkies', is ready with yet another promising film titled '...
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Partly Cloudy (2009) BURN-E (2008) Presto (2008) Your Friend the Rat (2007) Mater and the Ghostlight (2006) Lifted (2006) One Man Band (2005) Jack-Jack Attac...
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Shorts - Official Trailer | Nawazuddin Siddiqui, Huma Qureshi, Richa Chadda & Vineet Singh

Here's the trailer of the upcoming feature film Shorts. AKFPL & Tumbhi's Shorts will introduce accolade winning Short Films in a feature format to the Indian...
  • published: 24 Jun 2013
  • views: 224425
  • author: TheAkfpl

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Shorts - Of­fi­cial Trail­er | Nawazud­din Sid­diqui, Huma Qureshi, Richa Chad­da & Vi­neet Singh
Here's the trail­er of the up­com­ing fea­ture film Shorts. AKFPL & Tumb­hi's Shorts will intro...
pub­lished: 24 Jun 2013
au­thor: TheAkf­pl
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Shorts Trail­er #1
Ac­tion/Ad­ven­ture Com­e­dy. Shorts is set in the sub­urb of Black Falls, where all the hous­es ...
pub­lished: 13 Jun 2009
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Shorts Trail­er # 2
Ac­tion/Ad­ven­ture Com­e­dy. Shorts is set in the sub­urb of Black Falls, where all the hous­es ...
pub­lished: 16 Jun 2009
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Shorts Movie Trail­er
You might not have ex­pect­ed the guy who did Ter­ror Plan­et to come back with a kids' movie,...
pub­lished: 02 Jul 2009
au­thor: Clevver Movies
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Shorts (Trail­er 3)
Shorts .Re­lease Date: 21 Au­gust 2009.A young boy's dis­cov­ery of a col­or­ful, wish-grant­ing ...
pub­lished: 22 Jul 2009
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OSCAR SHORTS Trail­er | New Re­lease 2014
The 2014 Acade­my Award® nom­i­nees for Best Live Ac­tion Short Film. He­li­um (dirs. An­ders Wal...
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Stars In Shorts Trail­er (2012) - Colin Firth, Keira Knight­ly, Judi Dench
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Shorts - Of­fi­cial Trail­er
Shorts - Of­fi­cial Trail­er HD...
pub­lished: 10 Jun 2009
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Shorts - Trail­er
Eleven-year-old Toe Thomp­son is the des­ig­nat­ed punch­ing bag for the bul­lies of the sub­ur­ba...
pub­lished: 19 Apr 2012
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Mr Hublot Of­fi­cial Trail­er (2013) - Oscar Win­ning An­i­mat­ed Short Film Movie HD
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pub­lished: 04 Mar 2014
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Shorts Trail­er Re­view | Nawazud­din Sid­diqui, Huma Qureshi, Richa Chad­da
Film­mak­er Anurag Kashyap, who is rid­ing high post the suc­cess of 'Gangs of Wassey­pur' and ...
pub­lished: 25 Jun 2013
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The Best of Roost­er Teeth Shorts Trail­er
Check out the Best of RT Shorts! It's avail­able now on iTunes: http://​bit.​ly/​13hAx7n....​
pub­lished: 17 Jul 2013
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Shorts Movie | Nawazud­din Sid­diqui, Huma Qureshi, Richa Chad­da | Trail­er Launch
Film­mak­er Anurag Kashyap, who is rid­ing high post the suc­cess of 'Gangs of Wassey­pur' and ...
pub­lished: 25 Jun 2013
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Pixar shorts Trail­er
Part­ly Cloudy (2009) BURN-E (2008) Presto (2008) Your Friend the Rat (2007) Mater and the ...
pub­lished: 16 Jun 2011
au­thor: tu­ra19781
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Pixar Shorts Vol. 2 Trail­er - Avail­able to Own Novem­ber 13
Pixar Shorts Vol. 2 is avail­able to bring home on Novem­ber 13. Pre-or­der now: http://​di.​sn...
pub­lished: 15 Oct 2012
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Salute Your Shorts Trail­er
My own cre­ation, let me know what you think. http://​www.​ipetitions.​com/​campaigns/​snick....​
pub­lished: 23 Feb 2006
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BAFTA Shorts 2014 Trail­er
Join BAFTA as we show­case this year's BAF­TA-win­ning and nom­i­nat­ed short films and an­i­ma­tio...
pub­lished: 19 Feb 2014
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Ko­re­an Movie "사사건건 (Nice Shorts. 2010)" Trail­er
사사건건 (Nice Shorts/ 4사건건) 2010/ South Korea/ 91min/ Om­nibus Di­rec­tor: 김영근, 김예영, 홍성훈, 조성희, 이...
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Shorts (also known as Shorts: The Adventures of the Wishing Rock poster title or Shorts: A Not-So-Tall Tale trailer title) is a 2009 family comedy/adventure film written and directed by Robert Rodriguez. It was released in the United States on August 21, 2009. A Nintendo DS video game of the same name was announced on June 23, 2009, with a prospective July release date in advance of the movie.

The movie starts before the logo with a pair of twins (Cambell Westmoreland and Zoe Webb) who decide to have a staring contest. The game continues throughout the course of the movie as a running gag. Both brother and sister lose because their mom snapped her fingers in front of their faces, causing both to blink at the same time. As they wondered who won the game they began a new round, which starts the logo and begins the film.

Toby "Toe" Thompson (Jimmy Bennett) begins telling the story from his point of view and explaining The Black Box Inc, where all the adults work. It is this company that creates the "Black Box", a small cube that can fill any technological need and which every adult at Black Falls works at. Toe goes to school only to be bullied by his worst enemy Helvetica "Hel" Black (Jolie Vanier) and her brother Colbert "Cole" (Devon Gearhart). Toe speculates in front of everyone that Hel loves him, which infuriates Hel and ends with Toe head first in a trash can. As Toe walks home, Cole and his gang chase him into a construction site filled with piles of dirt and up a tree and start throwing rocks at Toe.




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