Hooker with a Penis

"Hooker with a Penis" is a song by the American rock band Tool. It was released on September 17, 1996, as the seventh track off their second studio album, Ænima. The song is one of the heaviest tracks from the album, and perhaps one of the heaviest songs by Tool. Unlike the more progressive and alternative metal sound of the rest of the album, the track has elements of hardcore punk and thrash metal especially toward the end with some of Danny Carey's fastest double bass drumming.

The song deviates greatly from the themes explored on the rest of Ænima lyrically and musically. The words behind "Hooker with a Penis" are fairly straightforward, though the title is not mentioned in the song and does not actually refer to a transgender prostitute. It refers to a fan who accused the band of selling out from the success of their single "Sober" off 1993's Undertow. The intensity of the music is pushed to almost comical levels as proof that they have not become jaded by their new found success. When asked if he is "sucking up to the man", Maynard casually responds that we are all the man. He points out the hypocrisy of such a statement by noting that everything you "read and wear and hear and see on TV is a product". "OGT" is taken to stand for "Original Gangster Tool". Keenan whispers in the left channel throughout the song. At 1:41, "consume, be fruitful, and multiply" may be alluding to Genesis, which contains the phrase "be fruitful and multiply" six times.