John Christopher Tynan (born 5 December 1925) is a former New Zealand field hockey player and cricketer. He represented New Zealand in field hockey between 1948 and 1956, including at the 1956 Olympic Games in Melbourne. He played four first-class cricket matches for Wellington between 1952 and 1954.
Coordinates: 54°19′48″N 6°49′22″W / 54.33007°N 6.822644°W / 54.33007; -6.822644
Tynan (from Irish: Tuíneán, meaning "watercourse") is a village, townland (of 375 acres) and civil parish in County Armagh, Northern Ireland. It is situated largely in the historic barony of Tiranny, with some areas in the barony of Armagh. It had a population of 71 people (35 households) in the 2011 Census. (2001 Census: 71 people)
Tynan won the status as the most well preserved rural Irish village in 1993.
Tynan Abbey has an extensive demesne, a country house belonging to the Stronge family was situated here until it was destroyed by the Provisional IRA in 1981. The ruins have since been demolished. The grounds hold an extensive cemetery with grave stones going back centuries and others worn beyond recognition.
Tynan has a High cross in the village's church yard, dating from 700–900. It shows a carving of Adam and Eve under an apple tree.
Tynan was formerly served by mainline trains of the Great Northern Railway (Ireland) and was also the eastern terminus of the narrow gauge Clogher Valley Railway (which opened in 1887 and closed in 1941). Tynan railway station (on the Clogher Valley railway opened on 2 May 1887 and shut 1 January 1942. Tynan and Caledon railway station on the mainline opened on 25 May 1858 and shut on 1 October 1957.
I make it on the humble, it's marvelous
Sippin fine wine and champagne
Smokin cannibis, poor folks don't understand this
Helicopter rides, first class airline flights
50 pairs of nike's, two gold mics
A spot in the hills to stash all my bills
Givin hookers chills, like ice water drippin down their back
I stack paper like flapjacks
Macks to protect what I earn
My pocket hold the safe combination
To the great paper chase, gettin money
I learned as a youth from a drug dealer with a gold tooth
I was the lookout on the project roof
A little shorty out to make somethin outta himself
Get the wealth put it on the shelf right next to the silver spoon
I never had growin up, what's luck?
I never met him, and if I met him, I wouldn't sweat him
I'd be out to get him, probably wet him, stick him up
Take his whole cash flow
What I gotta do to be jon doe?
Chorus (x2):
Jon doe, middle name money
Cream in the ? , thousands of hundreds
Cash rules, god's seek the twelve jewels
I get 40 below so call me jon doe
Everything I desire requires cream
This american dream is a nightmare in disguise
Nice guys finish last
No surprise, life is one big mean streak
I seek the fortune comes the coffin very often
So I gotta gets mine legal
Look out for my niggas with the root of all evil
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Made it this long it's a miracle
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Die for yours, kill for yours, lie for yours
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Do it for your moon and your star
Cause life is a 3 ring circus and I ain't no clown
I don't find nothin funny livin without money
Gimme the wetbacks the green, the cream, the gusto
Chorus 2x
See that greenback, got my name on it
Doggone it, I want it
All and then some, and love wet income like I love redrum
Everybody wan heaven, I wan dough 24/7
365 annual with the manual instructions
Directions for corruptions, what's your function?
Save the dumb shit for jim carrey, and the real love for mary
I go on and on like interest, 5% everyday
Gotta be payday, no time to slack
Keep the monkey off your back
Fight for your stack swing like a newjack
Why? cause life said so
Do what you gotta do to be jon doe