Mental (2012)

Actors

• Kris R. Anderson (actor)
• Sam Bradley (actor)
• Austin Caffin (actor)
• Leon Cain (actor)
• Rob Carlton (actor)
• Sam Clark (actor)
• Duncan Cunningham (actor)
• Jacob Davis (actor)
• Damien Garvey (actor)
• Steph Gumm (actor)
• Rob Horton (actor)
• Anthony LaPaglia (actor)
• Steve Maggs (actor)
• A.J. Marsh (actor)
• Peter Adams (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Drama

Quotes:

Shaz: I love ya, ya cunt.::Trevor Blundell: Ya fucking mad bitch.

Jane Moochmore: That's Michelle. She's mental. We all are.::Shaz: I'll be the judge of that.

Receptionist: [knocking] Barry! Mayor Moochmore!::Barry Moochmore: [through locked door] I'm in conference!::Receptionist: There's an emergency at home.::Jean: [door opens. A lady sits on the bed, dishevelled, make-up smudged, adjusting her clothing. She points to a painting on the wall] I painted that.::Barry Moochmore: I'm helping Jean widen her access road.

Shaz: I love ya, ya cunt.::Trevor Blundell: You fucking mad bitch.

Barry Moochmore: Oy, she's stayin' in your room.::Jane Moochmore: Where will I sleep?::Barry Moochmore: You share with Jane.::Jane Moochmore: I *am* Jane.::Barry Moochmore: I don't care about that anymore. Tell your problems to whats-her-name.

Shirley Moochmore: Are you one of Dr Thornbender's patients as well?::Sandra: Yep. And I love her. And I don't like whiteys as a rule, but Shaz... Shaz isn't white. She's a new colour. She's mauve.::Shaz: Awwwwww::Sandra: It's true, Shaz, you're mauve. You're fucking mauve. Now Shaz knows. She knows. She's gonna change your fucking life.::Shirley Moochmore: That's the impression I get.

Coral Moochmore: I can't go any further. I won't.::Shaz: You don't get to the top of this mountain, Coral, then you're nuthin', just like they say ya are.::Coral Moochmore: What's the point of getting to the top anyway?::Shaz: Not being at the bottom.

Shaz: I'll show ya the meaning of the word 'mental'. Page 354.::Coral Moochmore: [reads] 'Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.'::Shaz: [points to neighbour scrubbing her garbage bins] Yeah that's her.::Coral Moochmore: 'Stubborn, stingy, possessive, uncreative and unimaginative, directed to meaningless activities that require being tidy and meticulous.' It is her.::Shaz: Yeah, they're all in there, the 'ole neighbourhood. There's that delusional over there. He mowed the same strip of grass yesterd'y. He can't help himself. [runs over two garbage bins and is chased down the street by a neighbour] Look, look, look at him, look. Upset the delicate balance of their fantasy world, they go nuts.::Coral Moochmore: But they can't all be mental.::Jane Moochmore: What are the odds of that?::Shaz: Weehee. You just stumbled on the meaning of life and ya don't even know it.

Shaz: And she's very, very sorry.::Doris: I'm very, very sorry.::Shirley Moochmore: For what?::Shaz: For being a cunt. [the others gasp] You are a cunt. You are the cuntiest cunt of all time. Admit your cunthood. It's an irrefutable fact, like gravity.::Shirley Moochmore: Oh please don't make her say that.::Shaz: Oh, all right, she's sorry for not being a very good sister.::Shirley Moochmore: I'm sorry too.

Barry Moochmore: Shirley. Shirley. I have been saving this for a special occasion. Your very own waterfall. [holds up commemorative plaque] Named it after you. Put it through the Council last year. It's in the rainforest near Mount Warning. It's only a few hours' hike from the road... if you use a machete.::Shirley Moochmore: [takes plaque] Oh. Shirley Moochmore Falls. It's true - I did fall. I fell deep in a forest and there was no one there to hear me. Except there was someone... and it wasn't you. You had a family, Barry. You had a wife.

The Impossible Elephant (2001)

Actors

• Jordan Becker (actor)
• Sheldon Bergstrom (actor)
• Andrew Boryski (actor)
• Dwayne Brenna (actor)
• Brennan Cuff (actor)
• Alex Doduk (actor)
• Patrick Dubois (actor)
• Mitchell Fehr (actor)
• Alan Goode (actor)
• Gary A. Hecker (actor)
• Steven Hoffman (actor)
• Sean Hoy (actor)
• Tyson Kurtenbach (actor)
• Nicholas Lea (actor)
• Kevin Anthony (actor)

Genres

• Adventure
• Family

Taglines:

With a good friend by your side, anything is possible.

A Good Baby (2000)

Actors

• Perry Cheremka (actor)
• Chester Ervin (actor)
• Jerry Foster (actor)
• Ralph Gates (actor)
• Lance Holland (actor)
• Toby Huss (actor)
• Kendal Kulp (actor)
• Chris Levi (actor)
• Danny Nelson (actor)
• Bob Post (actor)
• Jerry Rushing (actor)
• David Strathairn (actor)
• Henry Thomas (actor)
• Danny Vinson (actor)
• Nathaniel Cheremka (actor)

Genres

• Drama

Der Kindermord (1997)

Actors

• Christian Brückner (actor)
• Francis Fulton-Smith (actor)
• Heinz-Dieter Knaup (actor)
• Edvin Kohlsaat (actor)
• Utz Krause (actor)
• Christian Redl (actor)
• Gunter Schoß (actor)
• Jürgen Vogel (actor)
• Kirsten Block (actress)
• Annekathrin Bürger (actress)
• Barbara Dittus (actress)
• Maja Maranow (actress)
• Tosca Salamon (actress)
• Maria Schrader (actress)
• Claudine Wilde (actress)

Genres

• Drama

The Double 0 Kid (1992)

Actors

• Scott Becket (actor)
• John Birch (actor)
• Eric M. Breiman (actor)
• Kurt Bryant (actor)
• Josh Collier (actor)
• Mark Fifer (actor)
• Hank Garrett (actor)
• Seth Green (actor)
• Corey Haim (actor)
• Gary Heller (actor)
• Chuck Hicks (actor)
• Basil Hoffman (actor)
• Terry James (actor)
• Errol Lawson (actor)
• Jim Alquist (actor)

Genres

• Adventure
• Comedy
• Thriller

Taglines:

His Weapons: A Super Soaker and a Joystick. His Mission: To Save the World... Before Dinner!

Quotes:

[Lance is late from work]::Trout: You're late?::Lance Elliot: Four minutes, twenty-three seconds... Look, I was chased by a farmer car, I had to lose them.::Trout: Get some coffee, for me a black one.::Lance Elliot: Yes, sir.

[Lance offers Trout a cup of coffee]::Lance Elliot: Pick up the left one.::Trout: Oh... Why?::Lance Elliot: Well, you asked for a black coffee?::Trout: [pics up the cup, smiles] Did you spit in it?::[Trout has a sip and almost spits it out]::Trout: How much sugar is in this?!::Lance Elliot: Oh, sorry sir! That one was mine.

[Kseenbaum has got a woom while on driving simulator system.]::Rudi Von Kseenbaum: What kind of game is this?::Cashpot: Who said that was a game?

Don't Tell Her It's Me (1990)

Actors

• Bill Applebaum (actor)
• O'Neal Compton (actor)
• Tony Epper (actor)
• John 'Speed' Finley (actor)
• Kenneth Grahame (actor)
• Steve Guttenberg (actor)
• Bert Hogue (actor)
• Don Hood (actor)
• Francis 'Jessie' Krosnick (actor)
• Kyle MacLachlan (actor)
• Joe Mowbray (actor)
• Ron Orbach (actor)
• Kevin Scannell (actor)
• William 'Birdman' Thomas (actor)
• Perry Anzilotti (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Romance

Taglines:

A romantic comedy about true love under false pretenses.
Gus #1 didn't have a ghost of a chance until he became... Gus #2. With his new looks the girl of his dreams is about to find out that looks are only skin deep when she falls in love with Gus #1 and #2.

Quotes:

Lizzie Potts: Well it will all be history soon anyway. At five o' clock sharp, when he leaves his place on Caleechie Drive. 909 Caleechie Drive.

Gus Kubicek: Spirits for the spirits.

Gus Kubicek: And now, ladies and gentleman, the one the only microwave lounge singer!

Lizzie Potts: Oh great, look at this. Hungry Man, cup o' soup, cup o' stew, cop o' noodles...::Gus Kubicek: Do you mind not indexing my garbage?::Lizzie Potts: What's this?::Gus Kubicek: Oh please, by all means, review my mail.::Lizzie Potts: Get well cards?::Gus Kubicek: When you're through, my diary is upstairs.

Emily Pear: What's your daughters name?::Lizzie Potts: Annabelle. Or piglet, mostly piglet.

Lizzie Potts: No! Annabelle! Don't play with the space heater coil. Piglet, if you breath gas it will tie up all your available hemoglobin and there will be none left for oxygen transfer. Your lips and nail beds will turn cherry red and you'll die of carbon monoxide poisoning. I like to acquaint her with consequences.

Gus Kubicek: I am Lobo. I hunt alone. I need no one.

Trout: [Takes Lobo's totem necklace from Emily] Baby cakes what is this?::Emily Pear: It's nothing I found it.::Trout: Oh, I like it. Let me have it. For an engagement present.::Emily Pear: Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't the man supposed to give the woman an engagement present? Something in the form of a ring?

Emily Pear: Gay? Diseased? Married... ugh!

Gus Kubicek: Emily.::Emily Pear: Lobo!::Gus Kubicek: I have something to tell you...::Emily Pear: No, I have something to tell you. To ask you. Two questions: Are you gay?::Gus Kubicek: Gay? No, I am not...::Emily Pear: Great! Are you free of disease?::Gus Kubicek: I've got an ingrown toenail, but, Emily I am...::Emily Pear: Don't talk. That's all I wanted to know. God help me, I don't care if you're married. I know that you're leaving, I know we'll only have this one night but I want it Lobo. I want the memories.::Gus Kubicek: Emily... I... [Emily proceeds to kiss him interrupting his words]

Nashville (1975)

Actors

• Jonnie Barnett (actor)
• Richard Baskin (actor)
• Ned Beatty (actor)
• Timothy Brown (actor)
• James Dan Calvert (actor)
• Keith Carradine (actor)
• Vassar Clements (actor)
• Robert DoQui (actor)
• Steve Earle (actor)
• Allen Garfield (actor)
• Henry Gibson (actor)
• Scott Glenn (actor)
• Jeff Goldblum (actor)
• Elliott Gould (actor)
• David Arkin (actor)

Genres

• Drama
• Music

Taglines:

Wild. Wonderful. Sinful. Laughing. Explosive.
The Home of Country Music
The damnedest thing you ever saw!

Quotes:

Barbara Jean: [after singing a song] For Momma and Daddy.

Hal Philip Walker: Who do you think is running Congress? Farmers? Engineers? Teachers? Businessmen? No, my friends. Congress is run by lawyers. A lawyer is trained for two things and two things only. To clarify - that's one. And to confuse - that's the other. He does whichever is to his client's advantage. Did you ever ask a lawyer the time of day? He told you how to make a watch, didn't he? Ever ask a lawyer how to get to Mr. Jones' house in the country? You got lost, didn't you? Congress is composed of five hundred and thirty-five individuals. Two hundred and eighty-eight are lawyers. And you wonder what's wrong in Congress. No wonder we often know how to make a watch, but we don't know the time of day.

Bill: You're supposed to wear the blue dress when I wear this.::Mary: I don't want to dress like twins anymore.::Bill: We're not twins. We're a trio.

Bill: Is this just network or is it, uh...?::John Triplette: No, it's better, it's really better than network. It's going to be syndicated, so I mean, hell, they're going to be showing it for a year and a half

Barbara Jean: [she finishes singing a song at her concert] Thank you. I wanna tell you all a little secret which you might not know, and that is that last night I thanked my lucky stars that I could be here at all to sing for ya. I heard on the radio this little boy, nine years old. Sometimes a deejay'll play a tune and ask everybody to phone in and say how they like it. I was listenin', and this little nine-year-old called in. The song had voices in the background, like the way they use backup voices these days, soundin' like little munchkins. He called up, the deejay said, "How old are you, son?" The boy said, "I'm nine, and I think it's gonna be a hit. " The deejay said, "Why?" "Because it had those chipmunks in it. " And I thought that was so cute, because, well, I can sing like a munchkin myself. I'm real fond of The Wizard of Oz. Plus, I live out, you know, just a ways off of Interstate on the road to Chattanooga. So you can see why I kinda related to that. I think me and the boys are gonna strike up another tune for you now. Let's go, boys. I think there's a storm... seems like it's a-brewin'. That's what my grandaddy used to say before he lost his hearin'. Once he got deaf, he never talked much no more. 'Cept sometimes he'd say "Oh, gosh" or "Durn it" or "My word!" My granny'd go around clickin' her teeth to the radio all day. Boy, was she a lot of fun, and cooked my favorite, roast beef. She was a sweetheart. She raised chickens too. She, um... Did you ever hear a chicken sound? You know how chickens go? Here, chick, chick, chick. Here, chick, chick, chick. Anyway, I guess we'd better strike up this tune before it's too late. Okay, boys. The first job I ever really got... Grandma... She's the one who clacked her false teeth to the radio. She taught my mama how to sing, and my mama taught me. One time she took me, 'cause we was gonna get a new Frigidaire. She took me to the Frigidaire store where the man was advertisin'. This record was goin' 'round, and Mama told him I knew how to sing. He said, "If she learns this tune, I'll give y'all a quarter. " So Mama and I went home... And then what happened? Let's see, I think... Uh, yeah. We went home and I learned both sides of the record in half an hour. We went back and told him that I'd learned 'em, and he said, "Let me hear," so I sang both sides of the record instead of just one. So he gave us cents, and we went across the street and had us a soda. Ever since then I been workin'. I don't... I think ever since then I been workin' and doin' my... - Come on, come on. - Supportin'myself. Anyway...::Barnett: [comes up on stage and starts to pull her from the microphone] Hey, hey. Hey, hey.::Barbara Jean: Am I all right? Am I all right?::Barnett: Oh, you're fine, darlin'. [he guides her offstage]

Star: You look like a guy I was in the navy with. He wouldn't bathe, so we had to pee in his bed to get him discharged.

Connie White: You're English, aren't you?::Julie Christie: Yes.::Connie White: [proudly] I could tell.

Opal: I'm Opal, from the BBC!

Barnett: [In Barbara Jean's hospital room] Now, where's Barnett goin'? Where am I goin'? Hmm?::Barbara Jean: King of the Road.::Barnett: Why am I goin' there?::Barbara Jean: To see Connie.::Barnett: And why am I doin' that?::Barbara Jean: To thank her for singin' at the Opry.::Barnett: Now, who am I doin' that for?::Barbara Jean: You're doin' it for me.::Barnett: That's right. Now, I'm walkin' out now. What do you say as I walk out? You say bye-bye.::Barbara Jean: Bye.::Barnett: Bye-bye.::Barbara Jean: Bye-bye... [He leaves her]... Barnett?

Opal: [speaking into a micro recorder as she walks through a school bus parking lot] The buses! The buses are empty and look almost menacing, threatening, as so many yellow dragons watching me with their hollow, vacant eyes. I wonder how many little black and white children have yellow nightmares, their own special brand of fear for the yellow peril... Damn it, it's got to be more... positive. No, more negative! Start again. Yellow is the color of caution. No. Yellow is the color of cowardice. Yellow is the color of sunshine. And yet I see very little sunshine in the lives of all the little black and white children. I see their lives, rather, as a study in grayness, a mixture of black and... Oh, Christ, no. That's fascist. Yellow! Yellow, yellow, yellow. Yellow fever...

And the Same to You (1960)

Actors

• Dick Bentley (actor)
• Tommy Cooper (actor)
• Tommy Duggan (actor)
• Rupert Evans (actor)
• Leo Franklyn (actor)
• William Hartnell (actor)
• Lindsay Hooper (actor)
• Sid James (actor)
• George Leech (actor)
• Miles Malleson (actor)
• Arthur Mullard (actor)
• Brian Rix (actor)
• John Robinson (actor)
• Terry Scott (actor)
• Ronald Adam (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Man of the West (1958)

Actors

• Lee J. Cobb (actor)
• Gary Cooper (actor)
• Royal Dano (actor)
• John Dehner (actor)
• Joe Dominguez (actor)
• Dick Elliott (actor)
• Frank Ferguson (actor)
• Herman Hack (actor)
• Tom London (actor)
• Jack Lord (actor)
• Arthur O'Connell (actor)
• Emory Parnell (actor)
• Chuck Roberson (actor)
• Robert J. Wilke (actor)
• Guy Wilkerson (actor)

Genres

• Drama
• Romance
• Western

Taglines:

IN THE ROLE THAT FITS HIM LIKE A GUN FITS A HOLSTER! GARY COOPER as the MAN OF THE WEST (original print ad - all caps)

Quotes:

Link Jones: There's a point where you either grow up and become a human being or you rot, like that bunch.

Link Jones: Don't you talk anymore, Claude? We used to talk, you and me, when we were kids. What happened? Things have kind of gone to hell haven't they? And you're still at it - stealing and killing and running.

Link Jones: [Startled by the train engine] That's the ugliest thing I ever saw in my life!::Sam Beasley: [Sardonically] You never met my ex-wife.

Sam Beasley: Hello, Billie! Billie, you're lookin' very good!::Billie Ellis: Thanks, and I thought the only thing that looked good to you was a marked deck.

Sam Beasley: Mr. Jones is lookin' to stretch his legs although I don't think he want them any longer than they are. [laughs]

Coaley: [to Link] Do you talk?

Dock Tobin: There'a more money in that Lassoo bank than any one of you could think.

Billie Ellis: What are you lookin' at?::Link Jones: Your shoes.::Billie Ellis: [Looking down] My shoes? Oh, that makes this trip worthwhile. You're the first man who's looked at that part of me since I was 14 years old.

Dock Tobin: [to Link] I put a piece of work into you. every last idea that shot through your head was mine. I remember every bloody minute of it.

Claude: We're gonna kill you, Link. That's a promise!::Link Jones: You sound a little shaky, Claude. Are you nervous?

Varsity Show (1937)

Actors

• Roy Atwell (actor)
• Scotty Bates (actor)
• Edward Brophy (actor)
• Buck and Bubbles (actor)
• Walter Catlett (actor)
• Glen Cavender (actor)
• Robert Clayton (actor)
• Johnnie Davis (actor)
• Lee Dixon (actor)
• Don Downen (actor)
• John George Doyle (actor)
• Earl Dwire (actor)
• Fred Waring and His Pennsylvanians (actor)
• Sol Gorss (actor)
• Kenneth Anspach (actor)

Genres

• Musical

Taglines:

IT'S THE CHEER LEADER OF ALL SCREEN MUSICALS! (original ad - all caps)
See college life in the RAH!

Trout, Will Filmography

• A Pornstar Is Born
  2011, role: writer
• Fatally Obsessed
  2010, role: writer

Trout Filmography

• Bella Loves Jenna
  2004, role: miscellaneous crew
• Krystal Method
  2004, role: miscellaneous crew

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Trout - Neneh Cherry
• Trout - Skybox

You can find some time to be someone
Like a valentine for a lonely soul
You can treat me like a fool
And hate-
Some love brings me down
Some love turns me round and round
and round and round
and round and round and round and round and round
Is it something that I said
Is it something that I did
Is it something that I, that I got
in my head
Laying in my bed is so real
'Cause I know what I feel
But together we stand and together
we lay
Hey listen to the voice of experience
This is how I live tomorrow and today
Listen to the voice of experience
That's how I live
Stop the beat. Listen to the melody
Round and round and round and round
Huh, yeah I know when I got the feeling
A feeling of love knocking on my door
First there was fifty and then there was more
What a bore then there was none
Now there's one cause I'm a lucky one
Feelings of love I've got feelings of affection
Come on and give it to me give it with protection
There's no time we're out of luck
The law says we can't talk about A ---?
Chorus:
Round and round and round
Round and round and round
Round and round and round
Round and round and round
Round and round and round
But I need some S-E-X-E-D-U-C-A-T-I-O-N yeah
Sex education
For the people ya 'all
Parents and teachers get together get cool
Children need to learn about sex
in school
Children need to learn about sex in school
You think they don't do it??
Don't get fooled
Parents don't turn your back on the pack
Teachers want to teach but the law says whack
Don't let your kid get caught
Without a jimmy hat
and that's just the start
Take it to the heart
of the matter
talk about it talk about it
Sister sister, kissing by the tree
Ripe right for picking something sweet
Brother brother what's it gonna be
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Teacher, teacher, teacher teach us S-E-X
Teach it to us stupid without the FX
Teacher teach us with your ABCs
Rollin' on the alphabet I'm gonna
Get to Z.
Chorus
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S E X E D U C A T I O N

I could bear the fruit of your disdain,
plant its seeds and water it with shame,
but not the kind that enters in through our half opened doors,
instead it whispers, "Wait", but it doesn't say what for.
You could argue all your cares away,
or show off all your shiny new tiny tirades,
well here's another paragraph for the pile on your floor,
(you could) count all day then say, "But who was keeping score?"
'Cause you were there waiting in line for the train
that you know'll arrive on time,
Well, it's a funny thing to die and feel just fine.
We could carry all our thoughts back home,
and shuffle through the nights we felt alone,
we could never get the boss (?) we thought we had before,
it'd be like starting a fight when there's nothing to fight for.
The air is fresh with the smell of some conceit,
the blinding light that brings you to your feet,
it carrys through the breaths you thought you didn't breathe,
well it's a funny thing to die and never bleed.
'Cause you were there waiting in line for the train
that you know'll arrive on time,
Well, it's a funny thing to die and feel just fine.
'Cause you were there waiting in line for the train
that you know'll arrive on time,
Well, it's a funny thing to die and feel just fine.
It's a funny thing to die and feel just fine.
Don't you go to the shore yet,
no, don't you go to the shore yet,
no, don't you go to the shore yet,
no, don't you go to the shore yet,
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