The Shot (1996)

Actors

• Jim Braverman (actor)
• Dana Carvey (actor)
• Alan Cohn (actor)
• Michael DeLuise (actor)
• Peter DeLuise (actor)
• Robert Dickman (actor)
• Julian Falk (actor)
• Kevin Greutert (actor)
• Jack Kehler (actor)
• Colin Martin (actor)
• Deb Morrison (actor)
• Jeff Murray (actor)
• Paul Provenza (actor)
• Ted Raimi (actor)
• Dan Bell (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

Desperate Times Call For Desperate Measures.

Carvey, Dana Filmography

• The Comedy Club
  2014, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Saturday Night Live Backstage
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Jack and Jill
  2011, role: actor , character name: Scrapply Puppeteer
• Saturday Night Live Backstage
  2011, role: actor , character name: Various
• Saturday Night Live Presents: Sports All-Stars
  2010, role: actor , character name: Various
• Presidential Reunion
  2010, role: actor , character name: George H. W. Bush
• Untitled Dana Carvey/Spike Feresten Project
  2010, role: actor
• Untitled Dana Carvey/Spike Feresten Project
  2010, role: producer
• Untitled Dana Carvey/Spike Feresten Project
  2010, role: writer
• Saturday Night Live Sports Extra '09
  2009, role: actor , character name: Church Lady
• SNL Presents: A Very Gilly Christmas
  2009, role: actor , character name: George Bailey
• Saturday Night Live: Just Shorts
  2009, role: actor , character name: Garth
• TV's 50 Funniest Catch Phrases
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Dana Carvey Show: Interview with Dana Carvey and Robert Smigel
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Dana Carvey: Squatting Monkeys Tell No Lies
  2008, role: writer
• Dana Carvey: Squatting Monkeys Tell No Lies
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Dana Carvey: Squatting Monkeys Tell No Lies
  2008, role: producer
• Saturday Night Live Presidential Bash '08
  2008, role: actor , character name: Ross Perot
• 2008 MTV Movie Awards
  2008, role: actor , character name: Garth Algar
• Saturday Night Live Presidential Bash '08
  2008, role: actor , character name: George Bush
• Saturday Night Live in the '90s: Pop Culture Nation
  2007, role: actor , character name: Various
• Saturday Night Live in the '90s: Pop Culture Nation
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of David Spade
  2005, role: actor , character name: Bob Dylan
• Earth to America
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Jon Lovitz
  2005, role: actor , character name: Various Characters
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Commercial Parodies
  2005, role: actor , character name: Happy Fun Ball Kid
• Saturday Night Live in the '80s: Lost & Found
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Live from New York: The First 5 Years of Saturday Night Live
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Cinderella: Rocked, Wired & Bluesed - The Greatest Video Hits
  2005, role: actor , character name: Garth
• 101 Most Unforgettable SNL Moments
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself - Commentator
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Tom Hanks
  2004, role: actor , character name: Various
• Saturday Night Live: Presidential Bash 2004
  2004, role: actor , character name: H.Ross Perot
• Comedy Central Presents: 100 Greatest Stand-Ups of All Time
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself #90
• Saturday Night Live: Presidential Bash 2004
  2004, role: actor , character name: George Bush
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Tom Hanks
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Identity Crisis: The Making of a Master
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Night of Too Many Stars
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Man of a Thousand Faces
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Ultimate Clip Collection: Alice Cooper
  2003, role: actor , character name: Garth Algar
• The Master of Disguise
  2002, role: writer
• The Master of Disguise
  2002, role: actor , character name: Pistachio Disguisey
• Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards '02
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Saturday Night Live Christmas 2002
  2002, role: actor , character name: George Bailey
• Adam Sandler Goes to Hell
  2001, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Saturday Night Live: Presidential Bash 2000
  2000, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Saturday Night Live: Game Show Parodies
  2000, role: actor , character name: Various Characters
• Little Nicky
  2000, role: actor , character name: Referee
• Saturday Night Live 25
  1999, role: actor , character name: Various
• Saturday Night Live 25
  1999, role: actor , character name: Himself
• SNL: 25 Years of Music
  1999, role: actor , character name: Various

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Chopping Broccoli - Dana Carvey

All comedians want to be rock stars because they are incredibly cool.
They always look like they're about to vomit.
They have the rap before the song that makes no sense. "you know ladies and
Gentleman a long time ago there were lots of people... but that was a long
Time ago."
Then they start to sing these incredibly trite lyrics., don't you feel like
A lot of balladeers it's like they're making them up as they go along. ok it's
Like anyone could make up these lyrics.
"She's as cold as ice... paradise... and the feeling... was
A-nice..."
There's a lady I know
If I didn't know her
She'd be the la-tay I didn't know.
And my lady, she went downtown
She bought some ber-ra-ccoli
She brought it ho-ome...
She's chop'in broccoli
Chop'in brocco-li
Chop'in brocco-la
Chop'in brocco-laa-aa
She's chop'in brocco-lay
Chop'in brocco-lay
She's chop-eah-un!
Chop'in brocco-loco -lay -eaa -eaa -eaa--eeee
She's chopin broccoli
She chopin she chopin she chopin she chopin she chopin
Ch ch ch ch ch ch ta ta ta ta the bra-co-li-i
She's chopin brrrrraaaaiiiii
She's chop she's chop broccoli