• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Parody - Hikaru Utada
• Parody - Utada Hikaru
• Parody - Seemless
• Slutty (Parody Of Britney Spears - Lucky) - Parody
• Bimbo #5 - Parody
• My Dick's Gone Crazy - Parody
• Who Let Them Cows Out - Parody
• I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog - Parody
• Barney's On Fire - Parody
• Mexican Thong Song - Parody

Late night broadcast
The TV looks at me with its blue eyes
No matter how often I change the channel
I can't escape that gaze
No matter how many times I look in the fridge
It's the same answer, an answer I'm used to hearing
The timelimit is about up
I need more time, let me be
Oh no, this is a parody
But to me, it's my life story
Without waiting for me, the clock
Pretends not to know anything
I know, it's a common story
But to me, it's my life story
Not being some copy of someone else
I'll write the rest of it from now
Facing the same way with everyone else
It's the freeway
It's just a coincidence
When the road split, it was sudden
Hurry me to the seventh floor, please
The elevator is unusually small
But no one else is here, so I feel safe
Set me free from "thoughtfulness"
Oh no, everything's a parody
But to everyone, it's a true story
Without putting any strength into it
You pretend that you don't need anything
I know a couple that looks just like us
But they do nothing but argue
Without putting much priority on it
I'll read the rest of it from now
Oh no, this is probably a parody
I'm sure for someone, it's a fake story
I can't wear any shoes but my own
That's alright, since I can walk like that
I know, it's a common story
But to me, it's a real story
Without waiting for the rest of it

Shin'ya housou
TEREBI ga aoi me de watashi wo miteru
Ikura CHANNERU wo kaetemo
Sono shisen wo furikirezu ni iru
Reizouko no naka wa
Nando nozoitemo onaji henji
Kikinareta henji
TAIMU RIMITTO wa mokuzen
Motto jikan ga iru
let me be
Oh no kore wa parody
Demo jibun ni wa life story
Watashi wo matezu ni tokei wa
Nani mo shiranai FURI shiteru
I know yoku aru hanashi
Demo jibun ni wa life story
Dareka no mane ja nai watashi wa
Kore kara tsuzuki wo kakimasu
Minna de onaji houkou e mukatteku
Kousoku douro
Tada no guuzen nan da yo
Michi ga wakareru toki wa totsuzen
Nanakai made isoide onegai ne
Igai to semai EREBEETAA
Dare mo inai kara anshin
"Omoiyari" kara
set me free
Oh no dore mo parody
Demo dare datte true story
Chikara wo dasezu ni anata wa
Nani mo iranai FURI shiteru
I know yoku nita futari
Demo kisoiau bakari
Chikara wo irezu ni watashi wa
Kore kara tsuzuki wo yomimasu
Oh no kore mo tabun parody
Kitto tanin ni wa fake story
Jibun no kutsu shika hakenai
Sore de arukeru n dakara ii
I know yoku aru hanashi
Demo jibun ni wa real story
Tsuzuki wo matezu ni watashi wa
Kore kara kimi ni ai ni iku yo

here i stand again on the other end watching TV screens and all the magazines i see....something's wrong with what we've become, we are so numb and why don't we see the real life instead of fame and all the money people make? this is music from my soul don't care much product is sold. don't you see the tragedy? don't you live the parody they're taking your sould away. don't you see the tragedy? don't you live the parody when everyone just sounds the same. got to break away from the same thing day to day. corporate control on us. the media takes aim to get inside your brain. the rat race is never won so stand and do not run.

This is the story about a girl named Slutty.
Early morning, she wakes up
With a moan, moan, moan from the bed
It's time for make-up, see through clothes The horror all the pimps are waiting for
They go...
"Isn't she slutty, this Hollywood girl?"
And they say...
She's so sluty, she's a slut
But she cries,cries, cries every night in bed, thinking...
This guy isn't very good,
But at least I get paid right?
Full of herself, full of plastic
and every guy thinks she is fantastic
But she really makes me wanna throw up
Annoying is her siging , and she keeps on winning
Will someone please make her stop
They go...
"Isn't she slutty, this Hollywood girl?"
And they say...
She's so sluty, she's a slut
But she cries,cries, cries every night in bed, thinking...
This guy isn't very good,
But at least I get paid right?
Best slut, and the winner is...Sluty!"
"I'm Justin Timberfake for Guys Who Do Slutty standing outside the arena waiting for Sluty."
"Oh my god...here she comes!" "Sluttty!
Isn't she sluty, this Hollywood girl?
She is so sluty, but why does she cry?
If there are pimps missing in her life
At least she still gets paid right?
She's so sluty, she's a slut
But she cries,cries, cries every night in bed, thinking...
This guy isn't very good,
But at least I get paid right.

ladies and gentlemen, where is bimbo #5?
are you ready for the billenium?
1,2,3 4 6 everybody in the car lets go have sex
to the hotel around the corner
girls wanna do the president but i really dont wanna
get caught like i did last year
i found a new girl with a great big rear
i had monica, jennifer, paula, and cathline and maybe five other girls in between
but i like to try a new piece of pork
but 'ol punky legs is in New York
if shes alive i will try to jumple,
then i will dump her
(chorus)
a little bit of monica ohh no more
a little bit of jennifer out the door
a little bit of paula on the bed
a little bit of hillary, now im dead
bimbo #5
pull your pants down
and toss 'em on the ground
now bark like a hound and i'll make a donkey sound
now i'll chase you then you chase me
if i get caught will you spank my fanny please
clap your hands once
heres a big suprise
everyone was wrong it points to the right
(chorus 2)
monicas gone away
maybe miss america will come out and play
a little bit of britney would be nice
a little bit of hillary im all nice
bimbo #5
honey cough!! hahaha
hey baby, have you ever been in a 40 billion dollar investigation?
as a matter of fact my condoms do have the presidential seal on them
hey wanna see the eagle's beak get real big? hahaha
note to myself.....
nail her later
(chorus 3)
a little bit of monica ohh no more
a little bit of cathline out the door
jennifer lopez in my bed
a little bit of hillary now im dead
ohh i do love new york
wont you please elect my wife
ya know get her out of the house
cuz i got yard work to do
yea thats right yard work
bimbo #6?

Hailie: Dick what are you doing?
Eminem and Hailie: Okay then! Everybody listen up!
Eminem: I'm goin' to hell! Who's comin' with me???!?
Hailie: Somebody please help him! I think my dick's gone crazy...
Verse 1
There's no mountain I can't climb, there's no tower too high, no plane that I can't learn how to fly/what do I gotta do to get through to you, to show you there ain't nothin' I can't take this chainsaw to?/Fuckin' brains, brawn and brass balls, I cut'em off, and got'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar inside of a hall/ with my framed autographed sunglasses with Elton John's name on my drag wall, I'm out the closet, I've been lyin' my ass off/All this time me and Dre been fuckin' with hats off (Suck it, Marshall). So tell Laura and her husband to back off/ before I push this muthafuckin' button and blast off and launch one at these Russians and that's all/blow every fuckin' thing except Afghanistan on the map off. When will it stop? When will I knock the crap off?/Hailie, tell 'em baby,( My Dick's Lost It!!)
Chorus
There's really nothin' else to say, I... I can't explain it/I think my dick's gone crazy / A little help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell 'em baby/I think my dick's gone crazy / There's nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me/I think my dick's gone crazy/There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie/I think my dick's gone crazy
Verse 2
It's like my bitch always told me, rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana and codeine and/ goddammit you little bitchfucker if you ain't got nuthin' nice to say then don't say nuthin'/.....uh, fuck that shit mother eat a bitchfuckin' dad, chew on a prick and lick/a million bitchfuckin' cocks per second, I'd rather put out a bitchfuckin' gospel record/I'd rather be a pussy whipped mother, eat pussy, and have pussy lips glued to my face with a clit ring in my nose then quit bringin' my flows/ quit givin' me my ammo. Can't you see why I'm so mean? If y'all leave me alone this wouldn't be my M.O./I wouldn't have to go, eenee, meenee, meini, mo, catch a homo by his toe, man I don't know no more/am I the only fuckin' one who's normal any more?/Dick...
Chorus
Verse 3
My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise at the same time, can make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme/see what you're seein' is a genius at work, which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first/cus when I speak, it's tongue-in-cheek, I'd yank my fuckin' teeth before I'd ever bite my tongue/I'd slice my gums, get struck by fuckin' lightning twice at once and die and come back as Vanilla Ice's son/and walk around the rest of my life spit on, and kicked and hit with shit everytime I sung/like R. Kelly as soon as "Bump and Grind" comes on. More pain inside of my brain than the eyes of a little girl/ inside of a plane aimed at the World Trade, standin' on Ronnie's grave, screamin' at the sky, till clouds gather, it's Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade/and that's pretty much the gist of it, the parents are pissed but the kids love it. 9 millimeter heater stashed in 2 seaters with meat cleavers/I don't blame you, I wouldn't let Hailie listen to me neither...
Chorus
Hailie:
Crazy
Ha Ha Ha
You're Funny Dick!

WHO LET THEM COWS OUT?
Moo Moo Moo Moo
Who let them cows?
Moo Moo Moo Moo
Who let the cows out?
Moo Moo Moo Moo
Who let the cows out?
Well,the farmer was tired,the farmer was sleeping (Hey yippie I-o)
Well his farmhands were haven a ball (uhh uhh yippie I-o)
Till someone let the barn door open(yippie I-o)
That's when them cows went for a walk(uhh uhh)
That's when the farmer shouted....
Chorus
Who let the cows out
Moo Moo Moo Moo
Who let the cows out
Moo Moo Moo Moo
Help me get them darn cows inside in time for milking
get back bosey bad bosey get back you cud chewing animal (bmmm bmmm bmmm)
the farmer tells his wife that he is angry(ehh ya yippie I-o)
for he rounded up all his bovine (ehh ya yippie I-o)
and as he rounded up the last gernsey(yippie I-o)
he saw they let loose all of his swine(yippie I-o)
and the farmer shouted....
Who let them hogs
oink oink oink oink
who let them hogs out?
oink oink oink oink(yippie I-o)
who let them hogs out
oink oink oink oink(yippie I-o)
who let them hogs out
oink oink oink oink(yippie I-o)
who let them hogs out?
oink oink oink oink(yippie I-o)
who let them hogs out?
oink oink oink oink(yippie I-o)

I was driving along in old mexico,
I got lost and didnt know which way to go,
i was confused i was late and i was in a fog,
i ran over the taco bell dog,
i felt that smush and i said oh Mama,
my lowrider squashed that little chiwawa,
i prayed for forgivness in a cinagougue,
i ran over the taco bell dog,
if i am caught they will put me in a cell with 20 locks,
unless i can pin it on jack in the box,
ill be wipped and beaten and then ill be flogged,
i ran over the taco bell dog,
his last words were yoku el here mexico,
i flattend that pup and to hell i will go,
i should have skipped driving and gone for a jog,
i ran over the taco bell dog,
i ran over the taco bell dog.

Happened one day in the studio
Dancing around in a do-si-do
The purple monstrosity was waving his arms
We were falling victim to his evil charms
He brushed against a candle and he started to smoke
And now we're all laughing at the dinosaur choke
Oh boy, Barney's on fire!
It's what we've always desired
We'll watch the flames get higher
Just don't try to put him out
(kids sayin "kill him" in the background)
Purple fur was flying ashes everywhere
And all of the kids just continued to stare
The guy inside the suit, he started to yell
We probably should've helped him but what the hell
He threw himself violently against the wall
He fell to his knees and he tried to crawl away
Oh Boy, Barney's on fire!
This is our secret desire
We'll watch the flames burn higher
But dont you try to put him out
(break it down for me fellas!)
Barney: I love you...you love me
(Barney Screaming)
Oh boy, Barney's on fire!
This is what we've always desired
Wont you help us fan the flames higher
And you better not try to put him out
Barney's no longer ignited
We're feeling somewhat slighted
He's laying in a heap on the floor
We poked him with a stick cause we had to be sure he was dead

Ohhhh my goodness I cannot beleive this!
Did you see that man?
Oh my god, she got a thong on to the beach?
Baby with all that cell-u-lii-te you got going on down there you got to wear a beach blanket..not a beach towel ok?
OO that gut's so sandalous,
and you know that girl can't handle it,
eating that twinkie like a big old witch,
and a look in her eyes like she want some fried fish.
She like to eat at the buffet spot,
she will eat everything even crumbs and drops, macaroni and cheese,
she hit the whole pot.
She is eating chalupalopa!
She eats chicken by the truck, truck, truck. hams like what? what? what?
baby tuck your gut, gut, gut.
I think I'll sing it again!
she eats chicken by the truck, truck, truck. hams like what? what? what?
all night long...
you'll never feel that thonggg!!!
Oh baby! look at that fatass go flap, flap, flap, flap,flap!
I hate when that but goes fladap fladap.
I hate it when your flap goes fladap! fladap!
I think you need to do some situps.
Cause that thong sure dont fit you mommy.
OHHH my goodness uncle!
It's to big!
Baby..crack kills ok?
I see you later mommy...Eiyo mia baby take that off ok? Noplaydo...