Tiu, Chris Filmography

• iBilib
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• Watta Job
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• Hanep Buhay
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• My Bestfriend's Girlfriend
  2008, role: actor , character name: Friend in Stag Party

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Gurus Hoodoo - Gurus Hoodoo
• I Want You Back - Gurus Hoodoo
• Miss Freelove '69 - Gurus Hoodoo
• The Right Time - Gurus Hoodoo
• Middle Of The Land - Gurus Hoodoo
• Death Defying - Gurus Hoodoo
• Like Wow - Wipeout - Gurus Hoodoo
• Axe Grinder - Gurus Hoodoo
• My Girl - Gurus Hoodoo
• Lifesaver - Gurus Hoodoo
• Good Times - Gurus Hoodoo
• Bittersweet - Gurus Hoodoo
• 1000 Miles Away - Gurus Hoodoo
• What's My Scene - Gurus Hoodoo
• A Place In The Sun - Gurus Hoodoo

What is it you want from me?
There isn't much I will not do
If it's only company
You know, I might need that too
Won't you
Come anytime - I'm a man of leisure
Come anytime, I await your pleasure
There's nothing new beneath the sun
We've butchered every sacred cow
Don't tell me about all the things you might have done
Just tell me what are you doing now - right now
Come anytime, I won't give you pressure
Come anytime - I can wait forever
And if you can't make up your mind
We could make it up together
Things like this happen every day
Whatever happens, it's O. K
Why be afraid when we've got it made -
I'll never ask you to explain
What is it you want from me?
You won't shock me easily
Maybe it's your heart's desire
Maybe it's your wildest dream
Maybe I'm a gun-for-hire but
Baby, don't we make quite a team, Don't we?
Don't we?
Come anytime (you're so inclined) I won't give you trouble
Come anytime (you're going blind) or you're seeing double
And I have never been the kind who'd want to
Burst your bubble

I can still recall the time
She said she was always mine
Then she left (as people do),
And forgets what we've been through
(Does this sound familiar to you?)
It's not that she's gone away
It's the things I hear she has got to say
About me - and about my friends
When we've got no defence.
That's her: I'll never believe her again.
She might have deceived all my friends
I know they will see in the end
What it all means when she says (yeah!)
I want you back (She says)
But what's worse: she thinks it's true
But that's just her (she always was a little bit confused!)

You can't take me anywhere, I'll strip down to my underwear
If you give me half a chance.
Hippy-freelove, outtasight! I'm gonna turn off every light
And hold a private dance.
It started out one afternoon, hot sake in my living room
Among some special friends.
Soon some others dropped around and we all started gaffing down, well,
You know how these things end!
Miss Freelove, Come back sometime-
Miss Freelove of '69.
Torches flashing sweaty passion, each made love in their ownfashion-
We had quite a ball!
Do the monkey, feeling funky, I'm just like any disco junkie
And I don't care at all.
Maybe I'm not thinking straight, I only know that it feelsgreat
And I'm glad you do too.
It could be just a passing fad but think about the fun we had
The last time you decided to pass through.
Miss Freelove, come back sometime
Miss Freelove of '69.
And everything is gone and far away
And everything is gone and that's o.k.
And everything is groovy, would you say?
Would you say?
Someone called the cops on us. They didn't have the heart tobust
The kinky scene they found.
They checked their badges at the door and joined the action onthe floor
(When they laid their nightsticks down!)
Miss Freelove ...
La-la-la-la love

Baby here we come,
Were gonna step on you,
Just stay out of our way now.
Listen we dont care,
Keep your business to yourself,
Youve got too much to say now.
You are mine (you are mine),
Anytime (anywhere, anytime),
Theres no time like the right time.
Baby we aint sure,
That we like your attitude,
Dont you act like a child now.
We aint here for long, ---
No mistakes for being rude,
Service me with a smile now.
You are mine (you are mine),
Anytime (anywhere, anytime),
Theres no time like the right time.
Make a sign (make a sign),
Cross that line (anytime, anywhere)
Theres no time like the right time
And thats now.
Baby watch your step,
Or well have to mess you up,
You better do what I say now,
We might live longer that way now.
But for what.
You are mine (yes youre mine),
Anytime (anywhere, anytime),
Theres no time like the right time.
Make a sign (make a sign),
Cross that line (anywhere, anytime),
Theres no time like the right time,
Like the right time,
Like the right time,
Like the right time.

Here I stand in the middle of the land
Take my hand in the middle of the land
You'll see something that's new in the sunshine
You'll be the winter that's turning to springtime
Here I stand in the middle of the land
Take my hand in the middle of the land
Someday someone will try to confuse you.
They'll say things you want to hear and they'll use you.
I thought we'd live and learn
But some folks seem to yearn
For values unsophisticated.
Those days are dead and gone
I won't wish them back upon
A world that's much more complicated.
Here I stand in the middle of my ...
Take my hand, I'm always glad to lend a hand.
They'll try to blind you with T.V. religion.
Don't buy their hand-me-down second - opinions.
Sometimes the biggest lies
Are most easily disguised,
Dressed up like the Road To Glory,
Then somewhere down the line
You'll rub your eyes and find
You're on a path to your own Purgatory.
You'll know something as old as the moonlight,
You'll throw superstition and fear away tonight.
They'll paint us black and white,
They'll paint us wrong and right,
They'll paint us all into a corner.
They'll try to cool us down
But they could never fool us now.
We're steamed-up hotter than a Swedish Sauna!
Here I stand in the middle of the land
Take my, take my hand - your horizons will expand.
Land - in the middle, middle of the land

Ever since the world began, oowee
Men have sailed foreign land, oowee
And the fortune that they've found, oowee
Is now buried in the ground, oowee
Some would say the ocean roars, oowee
As it stumbles to the shore, oowee
But to me it only sings, oowee
Of the sorrow that it brings, oowee
CHORUS
All my friends are dead
Or they're dying
And our laughter turns into crying
It's death-defying
Well, I barely learned to swim, oowee
Just enough to save my skin, oowee
Now, I'll never sail alone, oowee
And my harbour is my home, oowee
CHORUS
Hey, hey
If there's one thing that I've learned, oowee
It's the point of no return, oowee
And if that's to be our fate, oowee
Now's no time to hesitate, oowee
Now's no time to hesitate

I kiss the ground on which you walk,
I kiss the lips through which you talk,
I kiss the city of New York where I first met you
You're my doll and don't forget it
'Cos I'm the guy who will regret it
I love you more than when I said it when I first met you
I love the way you talk, you walk, you smile, your style,
Like now, Like, wow-wipeout! No doubt
I was gone the moment I laid eyes on you
You'll never be a beauty queen
Won't feature in no magazine
But you're the best that's ever been
I'm glad that I met you
Take every day now as it comes,
You take the cake I'll keep the crumbs
I only hear the sound of drums in my heart
(that means that I get you)
I love the way you walk, you talk, you smile, your style,
Your dress, your caress,
Well, yes, yes, yes I am impressed

My edge is keen and I've honed my skill
Got nerves of steel and an iron will
My skin is bronze, my trim is chrome
Climb aboard, I'll drive you home
I'm a silver-tongued Devil with a heart of gold
When I was made, they broke the mold
My blood runs hot, like molten lead
Pump you full, I'm gonna knock you dead
Yeah
Don't mince words, I spit 'em out
I won't leave room for any doubt
Get to the point, stop splitting hairs
That ain't getting either of us anywhere
Sometimes it's better to be blunt
But is this some kind of publicity stunt?
So far you've whet my appetite
Do you wanna grind with me tonight?
Me tonight, why?
Axegrinder, I'm not famous for my tact
Axegrinder, I gotta sharpen up my act
Axegrinder, try and see things through my eyes
Everything and everyone gets cut back down to size
On the brink of who knows what?
We've gotta strike while the iron's hot
I can hold your hand, try to guide you through
But I can't make your moves for you
Axegrinder, axegrinder
Axegrinder, try and see things through my eyes
Everything and everyone gets cut back down to size
I swing my blade that's how it's done
Don't stop me now, I've only just begun
I was told when I was young
I wouldn't work in an iron lung
Now I learned a trick or two
I've been working up a sweat for you
Sweat for you, for you, you
Axegrinder, axegrinder
Axegrinder, I'm not famous for my tact
Axegrinder, I gotta sharpen up my act

Once a girl took my love until I couldn't give anymore,
Then I tried to pretend not to see what I couldn't ignore.
My girl don't love me at all
Anymore.
I took her to the dance and then I didn't see her all night.
Then a friend said he saw her with some other boy just outside.
When I went out she was alone.
She said, "I would like to go home"
I asked her, "Who were you with?"
She said, "No-one."
I could tell that she lied
(And a voice said inside)
My girl don't love me at all
Anymore.

Artist: Guru f/ Lucien *
Album: Jazzmatazz Volume 2: The New Reality
Song: Lifesaver
Typed by: dj.flash@pobox.com
* French rap typed by basm@support.euronet.nl
[Guru]
Mmm, is this really the end, or is it a new beginning?
A new reality..
Chorus: Guru + Baybe (repeat 2X)
So many misconceptions (don't be misled)
So many evil deceptions (oh I am)
I've come to give direction
For I, am the lifesaver (the life)
[Guru]
Scooby doo wah, scooby doo wee
Like a jazz player, I improvise wisely
Free with the style, I flow like the Nile
but remember, don't mistake the smile
Deep rooted is my rhymin
Like ancient African griots, precise is my timing
But let me get to the essence of what I'm sayin here
Too many blood red streets with bodies layin there
The systematic fanatics are at it again
Tryin to kill me and all of us my friend
But don't bend to the mental strain
Against all odds, we must strive for essential gains
Be true to the life the Lord gave ya
And that's a message from the lifesaver
The lifesaver..
Chorus
[Baybe]
Oh I am, the life (I.. am the lifesaver)
I am, the life.. yeah
[Guru]
It takes a more intelligent man to squash a fight
than to set one off, knowledge I'll let some off
Cause nowadays, everybody's a killer
And as for me, no other MC is iller
but still a thorn scrapes my heart
when I see another life that's been torn apart
over nonsense, no law, no order, it's evidence
that the money only takes precedence
Cause everybody wants power
While the innocent are born or die, during every hour
I scowl as I look upon evil
but I must have the strength, to spark awareness in my people
And we will learn to respect our neighbors
Another message from the lifesaver
The lifesaver..
Chorus
[Guru]
People talk about the Armaggedeon
And nowadays everyone you know is packin lead son
Each day's another test
Aiyyo I better do my best, cause a lot's ridin on my chest
So when I lead you to the water, you best know
how to swim across, so you can reach the border
It's international, the message and the flavor
So here's some more important words from the lifesaver
The lifesaver.. (I am the life)
The lifesaver..
[Lucien] *
garçon faché grandissant dans la violence et la peace, le mot "peace"
c'est pour ceux qui perissent
chaque jour dans alentours dans le monde et ses tours
dans present, dans retourn en arriere dans le fours
et les cons les fait des rondes
des ville grandes
la terre chauffe les somets des montagnes fondre
pendant ça passe black ça casse
telle est mon uniform dans une vie a contre race
sans me regarde on me mit en garde-a-vue
certains cafardent, d'autres bavardent et tue
des dedicases à tout quartier toute cité ont pas de chance ou pour seux
qui sont tombé mais pas pour la france
pays trop bidon
vivement armageddon
j'ai raison
previent jéhovah pour mon pardon
car si un flic me juge je le droite dans son oeil et le fond de son
cerveau
je gratte
... (goes off to fade)
[Guru]
So many misconceptions
So many evil deceptions
I've come to give direction

You told me goodbye and I believed you
Felt like I would die, I didn't need to, no
'Cause you came back to me
And everything's like it used to be
All the good times we had we'll have again (times we had)
All the good times we had we'll have again
If your love is mine it will stand up, hey
To the test of time, it will stand up
It looked like we were through
But in our heart of hearts we knew
The good times we had we'll have again (times we had)
All the good times we had we'll have again
And again
Now, I know you'll always be my friend
'Til the end
That means more to me than anything
Oo-hoo
Who needs yesterday? that's far behind us
It is and memories only may serve to remind us
That what felt good before (good before)
Today we'll treasure so much more
All the good times we had we'll have again (times we had)
All the good times we had (we'll have again) and again, and again (times we had)
(All the good times we had) we'll have again (times we had) and again, and again
(All the good times we had we'll have again) Now I know that you'll always be my friend
(All the good times we had we'll have again) (the times we had)
(All the good times we had we'll have again) (the times we had)
(All the good times we had we'll have again) yeah, yeah (the times we had) yeah

You are my sword
Your love is its own reward
My heart, I have found
Gets carved surely by the pound
God knows I tried
Tried to hold you with all my might
But time has won
And I could never be that strong
(Don't cry) I couldn't be that strong
(Don't cry) that used to be my favourite song
(Don't cry) tears so bittersweet
(Don't cry) fill my eyes whenever we meet
It's always bittersweet
I cut and I bleed
You seem to find that so hard to believe
Well, that's just too, too bad
You could never touch the love that we had
(Don't cry) for the love we had
(Don't cry) some time we'll try to take it back
(Don't cry) tears so bittersweet
(Don't cry) they kiss my cheeks whenever we meet
It's always bittersweet
(Don't cry) for a love gone wrong
(Don't cry) that used to be my favourite song
(Don't cry) tears so bittersweet
(Don't cry) fill my eyes whenever we meet
Anyway
We've grown and times change
When we meet now it feels so strange
Well, I hold you like a sword
And you won't cut me, cut me like you did before
It's always bittersweet
It's always bittersweet
It's always bittersweet

Estimated time of arrival 9.30 a.m.
Been up before the sun and now I'm tired before I even begin.
(Now you're flying) I got so much work in front of me,
(Really flying) it stretches out far as the eye can see.
I can see.
Spend half my life in airports doing crosswords and attempting to sleep,
And when the bar is open then you'll often find me warming a seat.
(Now you're flying) I never find a place where I can stay
(Really flying) I'd rather be a thousand miles away.
Thousand miles away.
Working for yourself sometimes ain't all that it's cracked up to be.
It can be as lonely at the top as at the bottom of that corporate tree
(Now you're flying) I'm told I'm going places - who can say?
(Really flying) I might arrive but I'll be gone the very next day.
I must be on my way
A thousand miles away.
Promised to myself someday I'd take the time and try to make sense
Out of all those opportunities I've lost from trying to sit on the fence
(Now you're flying) But right now I've got no time for yesterday
(Really flying) Yesterday's a thousand miles away.
A thousand miles away.
What was that that you were trying to say?
I guess I was a thousand miles away.

And another thing
I've been wondering lately
Oh, baby, Tell me where have you been? Now the stage is set
Where's my Juliet, baby? Is it maybe
My Midsummer Night's Dream? What's my scene? What's my scene? what's my scene? tell me wat's my scene
Like a talent scout
I'm always checking out new blood
Oh, I'd do good
If you tell me your game.
Playing Solitaire
Doesn't get me where you would
And, honey, you could
Play by any rules that you care to name.
What's my scene? (I gotta know)They say, yeah, they say
Making love, you can make it pay.
They say, yeah, they say, But we know there's a better way
Any day.
And another thing
I've been wondering lately
Am I crazy
To believe in ideals? I'm a betting man
But it's getting damn lonely.
Oh, honey, it only
I could be sure what I feel.
What's my scene? (I'm dying to know)I'll never know.
Well, I concede
I've been caught in someone else's scene (but that's not me).
Where, oh where, oh where can my scene be? Please answer - me

Hey, girl - it's a new world, let's have a little fun!
Don't stay hidden away, come and join everyone.
Everyone.
Outside l'm ready to ride, we can go anywhere.
Don't wait, procrastinate take a chance if you dare-
I want to take you there.
Find a pace in the sun.
You know you want to go - it's no sacrifice.
I want what you want, in fact i'll even do it twice
At half the price.
Find a place in the sun.
Didn't you hear that the war has been won?
Good people died to provide you a place in the sun.
I'm here, what's there to fear? we're not breaking any law.
Someday i know you'll say you wonder
What you waited for
What are you waiting for?
Find a place in the sun.
Didn't you know any wrong you have done
Cannot deny you the right to a place in the sun?