John Philip Sousa Gets a Haircut (2007)

Actors

• Jose Rosete (actor)
• Bruce Dellis (director)
• Bruce Dellis (writer)
• Bruce Dellis (editor)
• Bruce Dellis (producer)
• Jennifer Pfalzgraff (actress)
• Joshua J. Provost (producer)
• Brock H. Brown (producer)
• Wayne Leonard (editor)
• Wayne Leonard (actor)
• Gabriel Loyer (producer)
• Deon Doughty (actor)
• Gabriel Loyer (actor)
• Max Bullis (producer)
• Max Bullis (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Music (2003)

Actors

• Regina Ziegler (producer)
• Victor Argo (actor)
• Amos Kollek (director)
• Amos Kollek (writer)
• Hartmut Köhler (producer)
• Stephen Gevedon (actor)
• Ron Holloway (miscellaneous crew)
• Ron Holloway (producer)
• Tanja Meding (producer)
• Avram Ludwig (producer)
• Avram Ludwig (actor)
• Angelica Page (actress)
• Lara Harris (actress)
• Dallas Roberts (actor)
• Mark Santora (producer)

Genres

• Short

Let's Not Fight Anymore, Come Over for Family Dinner (2001)

Actors

• Lisandro Berenguer Grassi (producer)
• Lisandro Berenguer Grassi (writer)
• Lisandro Berenguer Grassi (director)
• Lisandro Berenguer Grassi (editor)
• Sheri Paige Acker (actor)

Genres

• Short

Cinderella (2000)

Actors

• Ronnie Corbett (actor)
• Frank Skinner (actor)
• Paul Merton (actor)
• Harry Hill (actor)
• Siân Phillips (actress)
• Philip Pope (composer)
• Julian Clary (actor)
• Ben Miller (actor)
• Alexander Armstrong (actor)
• Humphrey Barclay (producer)
• Samantha Womack (actress)
• Simon Nye (writer)
• Nick Ames (editor)
• Lisa Stevens (actress)
• Bryn Walters (actor)

Genres

Quotes:

[Dandini has just slapped himself on the thigh]::Prince Charming: Doesn't that hurt?::Dandini: Yes, it does a bit!

[the good fairy has transformed buttons into a horse]::Cinderella: Buttons! Is it really you?::Buttons: Yes, It's me, and this bridle is killing me!

Griselda: [Holding a small scrap of wallpaper against the wall] How does that look?::Lucretia: Well, It's like you've transformed the place!

The Evil Baroness: Get out, Buttocks!::Buttons: I think she does this wrong name thing on purpose!

Griselda, Lucretia: Calm dowm, Mum - It's only a party!

Buttons: [Talking about Cinderella, who is sweeping in the background] She wouldn't hurt a fly [Cinderella stamps hard on the ground] Spiders, she doesn't like!

Magic Island (1995)

Actors

• Charles Band (producer)
• Isaac Hayes (actor)
• Richard Band (composer)
• Andrew Divoff (actor)
• Albert Band (producer)
• French Stewart (actor)
• Abraham Benrubi (actor)
• Martine Beswick (actress)
• Zachery Ty Bryan (actor)
• Sam Irvin (actor)
• Sam Irvin (director)
• Josi W. Konski (producer)
• Debra Dion (producer)
• Ja'net DuBois (actress)
• Eric Miller (producer)

Genres

• Adventure
• Family
• Fantasy

Quotes:

Supperstein: [Jack's stereo plays loud music] What be that noise, captain?::Blackbeard: What?::Supperstein: I said, "What BE that noise?"::Blackbeard: What?::Supperstein: [music stops] I said, "WHAT BE THAT INFERNAL RACKET?::Blackbeard: IT BE YOU HOLLERIN' IN ME EAR!

Last Man Standing (1995)

Actors

• Joseph Merhi (writer)
• Joseph Merhi (producer)
• Joseph Merhi (director)
• Richard Pepin (producer)
• Art Camacho (miscellaneous crew)
• John J. Kelly (miscellaneous crew)
• Jonathan Banks (actor)
• Scott McAboy (producer)
• Scott McAboy (actor)
• Steve Eastin (actor)
• Michael Greene (actor)
• Robert LaSardo (actor)
• Louis Febre (composer)
• Jeff Wincott (actor)
• Jeff Wincott (producer)

Genres

• Action
• Drama

Taglines:

Hunted by both sides of the law.
We all have the right to remain silent.

Quotes:

Doc: Mon! Mom! You've put mushrooms in my cereal.

Doc: I like mushrooms, Mom. I don't like mushrooms in my cereal.

Mrs. Kane: You like mushrooms.

Mrs. Kane: Fine!

Casanova (1987)

Actors

• Michel Legrand (composer)
• Jean-Pierre Cassel (actor)
• Faye Dunaway (actress)
• Jack Taylor (actor)
• Michael Balfour (actor)
• Ornella Muti (actress)
• Richard Chamberlain (actor)
• Hanna Schygulla (actress)
• Roy Kinnear (actor)
• Frank Finlay (actor)
• Aitana Sánchez-Gijón (actress)
• Fernando Hilbeck (actor)
• Sylvia Kristel (actress)
• Richard Griffiths (actor)
• Kenneth Colley (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Penelope Pulls It Off (1975)

Actors

• George Murcell (actor)
• Reiner Brönneke (actor)
• Linda Marlowe (actress)
• Gina Janssen (actress)
• Anna Bergman (actress)
• Nicholas Day (actor)
• Peter Curran (director)
• Harald Eggers (actor)
• Benno Hummer (actor)
• Marion Koos (actress)
• Karl Breuer (editor)
• Elizabeth Curran (producer)
• Karin Janssen (actress)
• Ernst Mack (actor)
• Judith de la Couronne (actress)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

Introducing ANNA BERGMAN as 'PENELOPE'
She tricks them, teases them, tantalises them, then...

Cauliflower Cupids (1970)

Actors

• Jane Russell (actress)
• Larry Marinelli (editor)
• Peter Savage (writer)
• Peter Savage (actor)
• Peter Savage (director)
• Frank Gio (actor)
• Jake LaMotta (actor)
• Carleton Carpenter (actor)
• Betty Garde (actress)
• Richard Towers (actor)
• Lee Meredith (actress)
• Rocky Graziano (actor)
• Lucky Kargo (actor)
• Alan Dale (actor)
• Dulcie Jordan (actress)

Genres

• Comedy

Call of the Blood (1949)

Actors

• Robert Rietty (actor)
• Carlo Ninchi (actor)
• Eliot Makeham (actor)
• Michael Medwin (actor)
• Ladislao Vajda (director)
• Giulio Donnini (actor)
• Lea Padovani (actress)
• Elizabeth Haffenden (costume designer)
• Ákos Tolnay (writer)
• John Justin (actor)
• John Stafford (producer)
• Basil Mason (writer)
• Keith Pyott (actor)
• John Clements (writer)
• H.G. Stoker (actor)

Genres

• Drama

Lucretia Filmography

• Per una valigia piena di donne
  1964, role: actress

Lucretia Filmography

• Bu yao zai jie shang wen wo
  1977, role: actress

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Lucretia - Megadeth
• Lucretia - Theatres Des Vampires
• Lucretia - Ataraxia

Sittin' up late at night
I tiptoe through the darkness
Cold as hell, black as spades
Aware of my immediate surrounding
It's in my place well I escape
Up into my hideout
Hiding from everyone, my friends all say
"Dave you're mental anyway", hey
Drift into a deeper state
I stalk the cobwebbed stairways
Dirt grits beneath my feet, the stair creaks
I precariously sneak, yeah
Hypnosis guides my hand
I slip slide through the walkways
Sit in granny's rockin' chair
Memories are whirlin' by, yeah
Reminisce in the attic
Lucretia waits impatiently
Cobwebs make me squint
The cobra so eloquently glints
Moonbeams surge through the sky
The crystal ball's energized
Surely that like the cat waiting

Tears are falling on my face
Tears are falling without her
I still taste her sweet scent, rain follow my steps
I'm alone along her grave
Lucretia
Lucretia
Tears are falling on my mouth,
On my skin, on my hands, on her grave
"My beloved, I'm goin' away
Silence of darkness is strangling me
There's no breath here, no shining land
Just pain and me,
My hands are bleeding, I miss your touch,
I miss your love I miss you"
I walk among the graves
The moon caresses the old marble of death
Faded flowers, dismal wind inside my soul

...et les longs corbillards,
sans tambours ni musique,
defilent lentement
dans mon ame.