Best Christmas Ever (2009)

Actors

• John Barrett (actor)
• Tom Belding (actor)
• Stephen LeBail (actor)
• Marcel Perro (actor)
• Ryan Tapping (actor)
• Bob Woolsey (actor)
• Lauren Martin (actress)
• Keith Opatovsky (producer)
• Youssef Soliman (producer)
• Andrew Menzies (writer)
• Bob Woolsey (writer)
• Red Heartbreaker (composer)
• Darren Borrowman (director)
• Joshua Guitar (editor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Spaceballs (1987)

Actors

• Mel Brooks (actor)
• Mel Brooks (actor)
• Jim J. Bullock (actor)
• John Candy (actor)
• Tony Cox (actor)
• Rudy De Luca (actor)
• Dom DeLuise (actor)
• Tom Dreesen (actor)
• Rick Ducommun (actor)
• Earl Finn (actor)
• Ed Gale (actor)
• Arturo Gil (actor)
• Ronny Graham (actor)
• Tony Griffin (actor)
• Mitchell Bock (actor)

Genres

• Adventure
• Comedy
• Sci-Fi

Taglines:

May The Farce Be With You
May the schwartz be with you.
Once upon a time warp in deep space, the struggle between the nice & the rotten goes on...
Revenge of the Schtick

Quotes:

Dark Helmet: So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

[after their Schwartz sabers get twisted]::Dark Helmet: Shit! I hate it when I get my Schwartz twisted.

[as Lone Starr dodges laser blasts from Dark Helmet's Schwartz]::Dark Helmet: Very impressive, Lone Starr. Too bad this isn't the Wild World of Sports.

[after attempting to get out of a chair with his seatbelt on]::Barf: Oh! That's gonna leave a mark.

[after the self-destruction mechanism has been activated]::President Skroob: Sandurz, Sandurz. You got to help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president!

[when Lone Star and Barf stops on the outer space gas-station]::Waitress: Ready to order?::Woman in Diner: Ah, yes, we'll both have the lunafish.

Yogurt: Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made. Spaceballs-the T-shirt, Spaceballs-the Coloring Book, Spaceballs-the Lunch box, Spaceballs-the Breakfast Cereal, Spaceballs-the Flame Thrower.::[turns it on]::Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink: Ooooh!::Yogurt: [reacts to dinks] The kids love this one.::[a dink hands him a doll that looks likes Yogurt]::Yogurt: And last but not least, Spaceballs the doll, me.::[pulls string]::Doll: May the schwartz be with you!::Yogurt: [kisses the doll] Adorable.

[nurse exits]::Dark Helmet: I bet she gives great helmet.

[upon going into "ludicrous speed"]::Dark Helmet: My brains are going into my feet!

Ape #1: [as the Spaceballs and what is left of Mega Maid land on the Planet of the Apes] Dear me. What are these things coming out of her nose?::Dark Helmet: [One of the apes takes his binoculars out and sees Colonel Sandurz, Dark Helmet, and President Skroob coming out of Mega Maid's nose] Hey, hey, hey. Watch my Helmet.::Ape #2: Spaceballs.::Ape #1: Oh, shit. There goes the planet.

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Barf - Pulley
• Welcome To Us - Barf
• Wake Up! - Barf
• Sunday School - Barf
• Soul-Crusher - Barf
• Life? - Barf
• Empty - Barf

why every time when something hurts someone
always comes up and wants to make it worse?
i'll never make the cover of a rolling stone,
but at least i know my life's my own
on my back porch what it will mean.
on my notes tell me what they'll mean.
splitting up the difference between one and two
doesn't make a difference between me and you
what the signs they say the trucks are weaving back
and forth on any day but sunday at four o' clock
and the meter's running too late
now put your quarter in and you know you won't be found.
i know inside that your're afraid of me
i've become all the things
that i said i would be something more
than rehearsed the pain i feel contained,

WE ARE BLASTING ALL ROTTEN FUCKERS !!!
Welcome to us
We're glad to play for you
And if you don't like it
You know what you gotta do
Just get the fuck out
Cause we blast the fuckers out
We keep the thrashers dancing
And we blow our noise too loud for you
We play to blast
The fuckers, pigs and government
The war, the wimps, the parliament
And to protect environment
Don't be afraid
Step in the jerking circle
Dive in the jerking circle
Die in the jerking circle

Wake Up
(Denis Lepage)
rrrRRRrrronrrrRRRrrronrrrRRRrrr
DRRRRRRRRRAAAIIIIIIIIINNNGGG!!!
WAKE UP DENNIS, IT'S TIME TO GO TO WOOORK !!!
Sick and tired
Sick and tired
Sick and tired
Being a working class man
Fed-up with
Fed-up with
Fed-up with
Licking my boss' ass
Never gives, always takes
But never gives me decent pay
Gonna quit
Gonna quit
Gonna quit
No longer your slave
Every day, I get up
Wash my face and grab the bus
For breakfast, smoke a cigarette
And take a sip outta someone's cup
Couple of minutes later,
The boss yells
"An hour less of pay"
Work ten hours everyday

Every time I drive a nail into his hand
His aura disappears
Every single thorn I push into his head
The symbolism clears
The skin I open with the crack of my whip
Bleeds sincerity
The salt and vinegar I pour on his wounds
Bring serenity
Cramming centuries of lies in my brain
You’ve got no proof,
I’ve got no use for this game
The stones I vigorously throw at his face
Enable me to choose
The lance that punctures flesh and lodges in his ribs
Helps me break loose
The cave I blocked to hide your mortal remains
Was never strong enough
The more I try to kill the image of you
The more I live guilt-free
Cramming centuries of lies in my brain
You’ve got no proof,
I’ve got no use for this game
Cramming centuries of lies in my brain
You’ve got no proof,
I’ve got no use for this game

Surviving shadows from the past
Arising slowly from the waste
Impotents witnessing the kill
Tireless extermination
Despiser stalks upon all life
Using man, innoncent tool
Ignorance is suicide
Ignorance is suicide
Soul crusher of humanity
Leaving only dust behind
Malignant souls soaking in blood
Seeds of a forgotten lie
Merciless scavengers of death
Shedding darkness upon earth
Playing their man-wasting game
Without remorse or any shame
Ignorance is suicide
Ignorance is suicide
Soul crusher of humanity
Leaving only dust behind
Eternal whispers, lethal call
Unspoken truth of our own fate
Brutal powers of destruction
Equal the powers of creation
And as we near the very end
The balance shall speak for itself
Ignorance is suicide
Ignorance is suicide
Soul crusher of humanity
Leaving only dust behind
Soul crusher of humanity
Leaving only dust behiiiiiiiiind!!!

Man loves woman
Man loses woman
Man loses mind
Woman feels sick
Woman sees doctor
Doctor sees baby
Woman chooses choice
Doctor does job
Man shoots doctor
Police gets man
Man gets life
Man takes life
Time won’t heal
Wire hanger will
What a mess
What a shame
Blood stained cum
Dripping down both legs
Had no choice
Had to choose
What a mess
What a shame
Had no choice
Had to choose
What a mess

Waiting at the bus stop
Looking at the rain drop
My mind feels so empty
Plastic smile upon my face
Walk like many in the haze
My soul feels so empty
I'm so lost within my haze
All I do is sit and gaze
My life feels so empty
Always dealing with the pain
Playing the same old stupid game
My world feels so empty
Waiting at the bus stop
Looking at the rain drop
My mind feels so empty
Plastic smile upon my face
Walk like many in the haze
My soul feels so empty
I'm so lost within my haze
All I do is sit and gaze
My life feels so empty
Always dealing with the pain
Playing the same old stupid game
My world feels so empty
Fill the clouds with motor oil
Start a nuclear turmoil
Exterminate the human race