• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Reality Show - T-Pain
• Reality Show - W.C.
• Reality Show - Ska P
• Reality Show - Brainstorm
• Reality Show - BREAKING POINT
• Reality Show - Brianna Perry

[Verse 1: T-Pain]
Woooww... heeeyyy
Dun dun dun
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun-dun-dun-dun
One dude... one lady
One sane... one crazy
Sound like a show to me.
Big house... no babies
Big o' dog... but he lazy
Let's take it to BET.
Yeeaaaah
She will... he won't
She R&B...; he Funk
They pretty similar.
(they pretty much the same)
But still their different and
They will split the rent cause, they in love.
It's so clear to her, he got up and told her...
[Chorus: T-Pain]
Let's make a reality show
(shawty and show em' how much we in love)
Let's make a reality show
(cause I want the world to know about us)
Let's make a reality show
(baby we ain't got nothin' to lose)
Let's make a reality show
(trials and tribulations, thick and thin, baby let's go)
Let's make a reality show
[Verse 2: Musiq SoulChild]
Hey... listen
You already know what it is when it comes
To that soul music I gets it done
I'm bout it
Just like I'm suppost to be (I can do it all night long, baby)
So don't you go... get it twisted (no)
Just listen
There's more to music than neo soul to me... yea
(how bout you go) find some shorties and line em' up
It don't matter what they look like sign them up
She could be a fine peice or fine as f**k
It don't really matter to me
Give me a ghetto hip-hop girl, skinny funk, rock girl, fat girl
Can't forget the "make her booty clap" girl
Senoritas please, white or japanese
And let's see who's going home with me
[Chorus: T-Pain & Musiq SoulChild ad-libs]
Let's make a reality show
(shawty, what you think about it?)
Let's make a reality show
(you know people gonna talk, no doubt)
Let's make a reality show
(I can hear em' now all across the world)
Let's make a reality show
(so through trial and tribulations, thick and thin, they gone know that your my girl)
[Verse 3: Raheem DeVaughn]
It's so many ladies that I can't loose
Like her right there in those stelleto shoes
And shorty showin off her legs for me (and I feel like)
Mr. Baskin robins (they all look like)
Good as 31 flavors (and I feel like) oh S**t
Like Huge Hefner on TV, oh ohhhhhhh
Now who I'm gone pick from all of the above
One's from the church, one loves the club
Musiq and pain please help me judge
Cause I'm bout to go out of my mind
All of these woman so fine
I wish to be, wanna be mine
They fightin' for the camera time
On the final episode... yea
[Chorus:]
Let's make a reality show
(show them, to show how much we in love, yeah)
Let's make a reality show
(cause I want the world to know about us)
Let's make a reality show
(baby, we ain't got nothin' to lose)
Let's make a reality show
(trial and tribulations, thick and thin, baby let's go)
[Verse 4: Jay Lyriq]
A go getta... that's what they call me
Do be mad at him that's why they call it (hello)
They want a little taste of me (that's why they got me going around)
You gotta admit... I ain't slippin' (I ain't slippin')
Anything you want... stop trippin' (stop trippin)
Last night was you and me, ohhhhhh
So each and every night we gone switch it up
And you ain't gotta worry I'm a wrap it up
A man gone be a man (a man gone be a man, gone be a man)
But I ain't gone fall in love with them
Just have a little fun with them
And if I do... then you can chose and that's the one who loose
[Chorus: T-Pain & Jay Lyriq ad-lib]
Let's make a reality show
(shawty, to keep everybody watchin')
Let's make a reality show
(I wanna hear what they say about us)
Let's make a reality show
(we know they gone give a part 2)
Let's make a reality show
(cause we ain't scared to do what other people do in the open)

(Intro – W.C. Talking)
Damn... I mean... when this shit come on right here... (Dub-C)
I mean... you gotta put yo hands up (Dub)... you got to (Dub-Dub-Dub-C)
I mean I'm looking around right now and I don't know what's real... I mean I seein all this bullshit on TV... all these weirdoes out here, I don't know whats going on but... Uhh...
(Hook)
If it's on then it's on let me know that it's on
If it aint really on... tell me whats going on
If it's on then it's on let me know that it's on
Cuz... Uh-Ohhh... It's my reality show
If it's all for the dough and it's really a show
Nigga, lemme know cuz the triggers ready to blow
If it's on then it's on let me know that it's on
Cuz... Uh-Ohhh...
(Verse 1)
Man up... time to put ya hands up
I come too far to lay down, so imma stand up
And let the truth be told
Cuz majority of niggaz in this rap shit aint nothing but hoes
“Whats the Flava?” aint no greater
Than this double-pump shaker shakin up the party with the new ankle-breaker
So hold on while I take the strap and reload
And tune you niggaz in to my reality show
First up? never the least.
I kick it off where the sun rises like yeast... Imma start in the east
The “Big Brother” when hip hop
Was just like L.A.... radio done sold their sole & went pop
I used to recognize the welcome mat
But now in the “Cash Cab” nigga I don't know where I'm at
My nigga Slay said the other day...
“I Love New York” but radio done let the “Projects Runaway”
I told him don't sweat it and don't stress those
Cuz over here Loc, we got it even worse on the west coast
A gang of niggaz smellin like similac on my station
Wit no respect for the foundation
I'm grabbing my flame thrower
It's a “Dirty job” but radio needs an “Extreme Makeover”
Look... They cant bullshit Dubb
My pants aint tight enough to be in their “Celebrity Fit Club”
Hip-hop “Ultimate Fighter”... No pretender
Three fifty seven south central “Contender”
Im south of the ten freeway. turn the wheels
While these rap niggaz scared to come down the hills
On the block where the glock is kept
“The Apprentice” in the kitchen with the homie workin scales like a “Top Chef”
(Yep).... gotta keep another plug
Cuz staying down with this rap shit is “Tough Love”
No affection... That's why im headed in the northern direction
Pluggin wit my bay area connection
Up north got the bomb bay to make sure the Sac pay
The homie E-40, Too Short & Mac Dre
Its my reality show, and my reality is smashin...
Fuck “Keeping up with the Kardashians”
I'm hiding from the “Repo Man” so get the deals nick
Keep a roof over my kids head is real shit
Cant sit around and wait til it comes back around
Gotta get it down south is where its at now
Well I got that the make they lungs cough
And a homegirl wit me to throw the ones off
It aint a “Simple Life” it's a grind & all the above
I'm getting a shot of hen nigga, fuck “A Shot at Love”
After riding my stick
My homegirl said Chili want a square, but she need some westside dick
I said you know I aint right. I'll dig her out all night
Fuck her and kick her to the curb like a “Basketball Wife”
Plus she aint down enough to be mine
If we get caught, “The First 48” she droppin a dime
Have a nigga in jail lookin like “The Biggest Loser”
Wit the receding hairline like Carlos Boozer
“Surreal Life” a nigga cant play wit this
Keisha Cole'll Even tell you that's “The Way It Is”
(Hook)
If it's on then it's on let me know that it's on
If it aint really on... tell me whats going on
If it's on then it's on let me know that it's on
Cuz... Uh-Ohhh... It's my reality show
If it's all for the dough and it's really a show
Nigga, lemme know cuz the triggers ready to blow
If it's on then it's on let me know that it's on
Cuz... Uh-Ohhh... Its my reality show

Reality Show
Solo yo en el sillón, sentado frente al televisor
no se que hacer que puedo ver? algún misterio sin resolver.
Una mujer se suicido tenía problemas con el alcohol
se tiro por el balcón y se cargó a un pobre peatón.
Apaga el televisor, reality show,
televisión, terror, reality show
el show del horror, reality show,
televisión, dolor, reality show.
Cambio el canal con la intención de ver algún programa cultural.
Sin destrozar la intimidad ni el dolor que sienten los demás.
Antes de ayer, al parecer hubo otro intento de violación,
quedó con el, disimuló y de un mordisco se la arrancó.
Apaga el televisor, reality show,
televisión, terror, reality show
el show del horror, reality show,
televisión, dolor, reality show.
Escucha hermano.
Quieres morbo?, toma morbo, tiene mo, tiene mo tiene morbo
quieres morbo?, toma morbo, bo (2)
Vuelvo a cambiar no aguanto más pero es que hay toros me voy a colgar
no os retiréis, aún hay más: lo veis después de la publicidad.
Apareció un espectador colgado frente a su televisor
dejó una nota en la que escribió: estoy hasta el culo del reality show
Apaga el televisor, reality show,
televisión, terror, reality show
el show del horror, reality show,
televisión, dolor, reality show.
Quieres morbo?, toma morbo, tiene mo, tiene mo tiene morbo
Quieres morbo? toma morbo, bo (4)

you can call me through the rain
but if love is one-sided it slowly turns into pain
you can call me through the snow
it sounds too sweet, my dear, it sounds for me like a show
hey, the wind still blows
hey, too much reality shows
but when we're safe in glory, there's no time for cries and sorries
i will be there, no lying, though my singing bird is dying
hey, the wind still blows
hey, too much reality shows
they say red rose is a faith
i say – life's too short to wait
what else can i say, i don't know, i don't know..
but i know, but i know, but i know – our river of love stops to flow
and when we're safe in glory, there's no time for cries and sorries
I will be there, no lying, though my singing bird is dying
hey, the wind still blows

We shape our lives by what we see on the t.v.
And now we're lost not knowing who or what to be
And all our lives, we run and hide
Never knowing what's the truth behind the lies
The big disguise they've led us to believe
We're all living a reality show
And everyone is always acting their role
And all our lives in stereo
Cause we're all living a reality show
I see the picture as it's painted on the screen
And i don't even know what's real or fantasy
But i realize all the lies
Can not change the way i choose to live my life
Televised for everyone to see
And i'm trying not to notice
But i'm losing all my focus in my life

Verse:
I got bars, I money large, Credit cards charge fasurge
I'm not a star somebody lied, you trying to hard to hang suicide
Ya boyfriend googley eyed himatize, theive in the even and we cutting ties,
I can't lie success give me butterflies, I'm on the rise like granny pies,
Striking out pin's no gutter, man I'm eating like the last suppa,
And I don't know why you all on my bumpa, I'ma thump ha leave ha in a
Slumpa,
I'm so lethal and violent, they say they like purple but my color is
Violet,
The big picture clear better open ya eye lids, Follow the rules call me on
Holiday, I'm on TV.
Chorus:
My life's like a reality show, watch me live or cough me on TVO,
Till then don't touch the remote, what I'm doing and everybody wanna know,
Man I swear to ya, I swear ya just don't know, My life's a reality show.
Verse:
They wanna know just what my life is like, I made it through the dirt like
A motor bike, And I be in the air like a cloud of pie but I'm modest I just
Say I'm kinda fly, I got one brotha he major cool, he get away with things
That you could never do, really real or really rule and without a clue but
I am one of the two, spoiled rotten maybe so, I like bread under my tupa
Toes, that's shoes if ya didn't know, I'm not too smart they just really
Slow, I'm single really free but it's a lot of dudes who be diggin me, just
Cause I hang with you, you ain't dating me but you can sever me louie
Catering.
Chorus:
My life's like a reality show, watch me live or cough me on TVO,
Till then don't touch the remote, what I'm doing and everybody wanna know,
Man I swear to ya, I swear ya just don't know, My life's a reality show.
(Bridge)
Quiet on the set(sound roll)
Sound lady, sound roll, Action
Verse:
Without rap I'm just a college kid, So I gotta try and hustle for this
Scholar ship, I never really study I use common sign, now I rock lauren far
From pants, camera's always follow me around like them groupies who want to