Dame Oyaji

Cast:

Akira Ôizumi, Kenbô Kaminarimon, Keiko Nishioka, Yurai Aida, Kazuko Nagasama,

• Season 1
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  Episode 1: (#1.1)

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  March Of The Moronsshow lyrics

  March Of The Morons

  Got a mind but you don't want it
  You're a cretin and you flaunt it
  Wheels and gears without a movement
  A head of straw would be an improvement
  March of the morons
  March of the morons
  You don't read or write too well
  Got sh*t for brains, can't stand the smell
  Your cranium is lined with fur
  And the outside world is just a blur
  March of the morons
  March of the morons
  You like to dress up like a punk
  Fucking, fighting, always drunk
  But you've got a saving grace
  You'll disappear without a trace
  March of the morons

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  Twinkle Twinkle Lil Starshow lyrics

  Twinkle Twinkle Lil Star

  Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
  How I wonder what you are
  Up above the world so high
  like a diamond in the sky
  star light, star bright
  the first star i see tonight
  i wish i may
  i wish i might
  have the wish i wish tonight
  twinkle twinkle little star
  how i wonder what you are
  i have so many wishes to make
  most of all, it's what i state
  for just one girl that i've been dreamin' of
  i wish that i could have all her love
  OOh no
  i wish i may
  i wish i might
  have the dream i dream tonight
  OOh baby
  twinkle twinkle little star
  how i wonder what you are
  i want a girl who'll be all mine
  the one to say i'm her guy
  some are sweet, that's for sure
  i wanna be the guy she's lookin for
  OOh no
  i wish i may
  i wish i might
  have the girl i wish tonight
  OOh baby.....
  twinkle twinkle little star
  how i wonder what you are
  up above the world so high
  like a diamond in the sky
  starlight, starbright
  the first star i see tonight
  OOh no...
  i wish i may
  i wish i might

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  Speechless By D-sideshow lyrics

  Speechless By D-side

  Speechless
  Oohh yeah yeah
  Oohh yeah yeah
  Tragic...completely
  When the one you love
  Keeps running games with your heart
  I feel the static...inside me
  Should I stay, should I go
  I don't know where to start
  (Oh no)
  'Coz babe you and I
  Don't you know we've got something that's beautiful (beautiful)
  And yes you're the one
  Even though that I know it's logical
  'Coz baby
  [CHORUS]
  You've got something over me
  Right now it's all a mystery
  This things taken over you see
  No matter what I do
  I'm speechless over you
  It don't make any sense at all
  But I'm here to always take the fall
  Baby...here's the proof
  No matter what you do
  I'm speechless over you
  Panic...should I let go
  Life ain't as easy as a simple A,B,C
  (no,no,no,no,no)
  I had it...baby you know
  If it's steering that wheel to somewhere I can see
  (I can see)
  'Coz babe you and I
  Don't you know we've got something incredible (incredible)
  And yes you're the one
  Even though that I know it's logical
  'Coz baby...('coz baby)
  [CHORUS]
  ...no matter what you do
  I'm speechless (over you)
  Why can't you give your heart away
  What can I do to make you stay
  Coz when I try to walk away
  Something tells me
  [CHORUS x2]
  ...no matter what you do

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  Rumoursshow lyrics

  Rumours

  I heard a rumour, nows the start
  Somethings changing in your heart
  And you been watching me the way that you did
  So i flipped, you should of told me
  I heard you speaking to a friend
  How that feelings back again
  How you got my number undercover
  So much more than friends
  But i always thought someone else you were missing
  Girl, he's your man,
  Now it's me that your wishing
  I look in your eyes,
  Tell me now what are you gonna do?
  I need to know it's really true
  (chorus)
  My, my, my, saw the signs, couldnt pick a better time
  I heard a rumour that your feeling me
  Let us just rewind, one more time
  You said that you wanna be mine
  I heard a rumour that you're feeling me
  Midnight calling to my phone
  I hear you breathe and then the tone
  So every night you're creepin' while he's slippin'
  Come lets get it on
  But i always thought someone else you were missing
  But you had this plan now you man your deceiving
  I look in your eyes,
  Tell me now what are you gonna do?

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  Real Worldshow lyrics

  Real World

  (ryan)
  Last night i dreamt you were lying beside me
  i smelt the sweetness of your hair
  you gently reached out to remind me, of how it used to be
  and i almost believed that this morning id find you still there
  (chorus)
  but here in the real world
  i miss you madly
  in the real world
  im coping badly
  were losing you
  what am i to do
  here in the real world with out you.
  (ryan)
  last night i dreamt of a different ending(our dreamt our love was strong)
  everything just seemed to work out somehow (our love will go on and on)
  i thought that someday i could smile again with out pretending
  im so sure id wake up and i wouldnt need you right now
  (chorus)
  but here in the real world
  i miss you madly
  in the real world, im coping badly
  were losing you, what am i to do
  here in the real world without you,
  friends tell me i must not look back
  there are silver rails just ahead on the track
  and my stars say im getting over the fact that you gone
  but here in
  (damien high notes)
  here in the real world
  ooo i miss you madly
  here in the real world
  ooo im coping badly
  were losin you
  what am i to do
  here in the real world with out you
  ooooo here in the
  here in the real world
  here in the real world
  here in the real wolrd
  i am lost without you
  (here in the real world,here in the real world, here in the real world i am lost with out you)
  now that you gone
  (here in the real world, here in the real world, here in the real world...fades)

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  Invisible By Dsideshow lyrics

  Invisible By Dside

  D-side never recorded this song
  What you doing tonight,
  I wish I could be a fly on your wall
  Are you really alone
  Who's stealing your dreams
  Why can't I breath you into my life
  (So tell me)
  What woud it take to make you see that I'm alive
  If I was Invisible,
  Then I could just watch you in your room
  If i was invisible,
  I'd make you mine tonight
  If hearts were unbreakable
  then I could just tell you where I stand,
  I would be the smartest man,
  If i was invisible...wait I already am
  Saw your face in the crowd,
  I call out your name,
  you dont hear a sound,
  I keep tracing your steps,
  each move that you make,
  wish i could read what goes through ur mind
  (what goes thru ur mind) (oh baby)
  wish you could touch me with the colours of your life
  If I was Invisible,
  Then I could just watch you in your room
  If i was invisible,
  I'd make you mine tonight
  If hearts were unbreakable
  then I could just tell you where I stand,
  I would be the smartest man,
  If i was invisible...wait I already am
  I am nothing without you,
  Just a shadow passing through
  If I was Invisible, (ahhhhhhhh o wow)
  Then I could just watch you in your room (rock n roll)
  If i was invisible,
  I'd make you mine tonight
  If hearts were unbreakable (ohh wow)
  then I could just tell you where I stand,
  I would be the smartest man,

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  Charge Itshow lyrics

  Charge It

  Caught a dart in the head
  At the age of three
  I saw the light
  And it set my mind free
  Charge it! Credit!
  I need it! Charge it!
  I charge my cigarettes
  I charge my beer
  I charge my rent
  I charge my beer
  The payment on the doctor
  Can always be delayed
  I know that I'll be dead
  Before that sucker's paid
  Charge it! Credit!
  I need it! Charge it!
  The number on my plastic card
  Is my virility
  I don't have a bulge in front
  But my wallet stands erect
  I've paid for women
  Uglier than you
  Hey, is that a credit card
  Or are you just glad to see me?
  Charge it! Credit!
  I need it! Charge it!
  I charge my cigarettes
  I charge my beer
  I charge my rent

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  Below Average - Boots Of Godshow lyrics

  Below Average - Boots Of God

  Below Average
  What is your religion?
  Catholic / Jewish / Protestant / Chuck Woolery!
  What sort of political beliefs do you have?
  Middle of the road / Conservative / Liberal / None!
  What sort of people do you feel comfortable with?
  Intellectuals / Working people / Outdoor types / None!
  What sort of parties do you enjoy?
  Loud and lively / Quiet and dignified / All of'em / None!
  Are you considered attractive?
  Sometimes / Yes, very / I don't know / Never!
  What sort of music do you enjoy?
  Light classics / Show tunes / Disco / None!
  Do you like children?
  Yes / Sometimes / I don't know / Never!
  Which of the following activities do you enjoy? (and there's eight of'em)
  Acting / Sailing / Golf / Volunteer work /
  Cooking / Cleaning / Diapering the baby / Puttering!
  Which of the following do you believe in?
  Astrology / ESP / Natural food / None!
  What was your favorite subject in high school?
  English / Math and science / History / Physical education!
  What sort of foods do you enjoy?
  French / Chinese / Mexican / Blueberry pigsh*t rolls!
  How would you describe your intelligence?
  About average / Exceptionally bright / Above average / Below average!
  Boots of God
  Hey man, I think you better spleet
  I'm going to cut off all your leeps
  I cut you bad, I cut you deep
  Hey man, what school you go to?
  Uh, Midvale High
  Do you like that school?
  No, I think it stinks
  Hey man, are you cutting down our school?
  Waughahahahaaaah!
  I saw you looking at my sister
  Oh, no, no

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  Anythingshow lyrics

  Anything

  (Verse 1)
  If you could have something
  Anything that you want it
  Tell me, girl, what would it be
  There is no limits to do
  Anything that you want to
  You could have everything you need
  (Hook)
  I've been waiting all my life
  To have someone to talk to
  So, tell me now, could it be
  That I found someone for me
  (Chorus)
  When I see your smile
  I'm walkin' on a crowd
  I would do anything to have you near me
  When I see your face
  It makes my heart race
  I would do anything to have you near me, baby
  (Verse 2)
  Give me some time
  To tell you what's on my mind
  I have so many things that I want to say
  I wanna see you, be a part of what you do
  Everywhere, you lighten up my day
  (Hook)
  (Chorus) x 2
  (Bridge)
  You know that I would do anything
  Oh, ooh..., yeah, yeah, oh, yeah...
  Anything, anything
  Girl, I would do anything...
  (Rap)

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  Love Ii Loveshow lyrics

  Love Ii Love

  CHORUS
  I love II love
  I love II love you
  Nobody can change my mind
  Your one if a kind
  I love II love
  I love II love you
  No one loves me better it's true
  Was not so long ago
  That I was all alone
  I had so much doubt in me
  I had so many dreams
  But fear got the best of me
  Then came you to set me free
  RISE
  So more than you no your the one
  Who really really changed my life
  Now whether I win or lose
  I will never be afraid to try, thats why
  CHORUS
  I love II love
  I love II love you
  Nobody can change my mind
  Your one of a kind
  I love II love
  I loveII love you
  No one loves me better it's true
  You taught me how to dream
  That no goals beyond my reach so now I reach for the sky
  Love me with honesty
  Showed me what the word should mean
  Now your all I need to get by
  RISE
  So more than you know your the one
  Who really really changed my life
  Now whether I win or lose
  I will never be afraid to try, thats why

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  Wonderful Tonightshow lyrics

  Wonderful Tonight

  Tonight, tonight, tonight
  Tonight, tonight, tonight
  Tonight, tonight, tonight
  It?s late in the evening
  She?s wondering what clothes to wear
  She puts on her makeup
  And brushes her long brown hair
  And then she asks me
  Do I look alright?
  And I say yes
  You look wonderful tonight
  We go to a party
  And everyone turns to see
  This beautiful lady
  Who?s walkin' around with me, yeah
  And then she asks me
  Do I feel alright
  And I say yes
  I feel wonderful tonight
  I feel wonderful because I see
  The love that?s right in your eye
  And the wonder of it all
  Is that you just don't realize
  How much I love you
  I really do
  It?s time to go home now, yes it is
  And I've got an achin' hand
  So I give her the car keys
  And she helps me into bed
  And then I tell her
  As I turn down the lights
  I say, darlin' you were wonderful tonight
  I said, darlin' you were wonderful tonight
  You look wonderful you?re everythin' I need and more
  You look wonderful so beautiful tonight
  You look wonderful you never leave me wanting more
  You look wonderful so beautiful tonight
  You look wonderful you?re everythin' I need and more
  You look wonderful so beautiful tonight
  You look wonderful you never leave me wanting more
  You look wonderful so beautiful tonight
  You look wonderful you?re everythin' I need and more
  You look wonderful so beautiful tonight
  You look wonderful you never leave me wanting more
  You look wonderful so beautiful tonight

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  Tearsshow lyrics

  Tears

  You're everything,
  The joy you bring is bliss I swear
  Your kiss, your kiss is all there is
  Your kiss is all there is
  Stay a while, like a newborn child
  I'm ready to learn
  Teach me to have faith
  Surround me with love a place to feel safe
  Your touch turned on the lights
  I feel at home with you by my side
  Do you cry like I cry
  Chorus:
  Ive never felt this way before
  Never cried happy tears for sure
  Put your arms around me
  Comfort me tell me you love me
  I never knew my heart could soar
  Wanna cry these tears some more
  Lady through the good years
  I know that we'll cry these happy tears
  Still you manage to open the door
  To the love I've in store
  Your smile is the key to all I need
  Youre locked in my heart no thought of leaving
  I never knew men cried
  Until you brought a tear to my eye (To my eye)
  Look through the window
  The future is in our tears
  Chorus
  To be with you feels so natural
  Like the blood that's running through my veins
  It's such a thrill baby
  And Ive never felt this way before
  As weak as your kiss is my life line
  You make me shiver oh you sends me crazy
  Ive never felt this way
  Until you made me cry tears, happy tears
  Chorus
  You're everything,
  The joy you bring is bliss I swear
  Your kiss, your kiss is all there is

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  Parasiteshow lyrics

  Parasite

  Your belly swollen with your glut
  You pay someone to wipe your butt
  How can you be such a sleaze
  Wallow in your soul's disease
  Parasite - your only motive greed
  Parasite - take more than you need
  Parasite - feeding on your brother
  Parasite - you'd sell your own mother
  Laughing as you abuse your power
  Increasing other people's load
  Getting fatter by the hour
  Your bloated gut will soon explode
  This behavior has to end
  Earning none of what you spend
  You've got the morals of a stoat
  Feel my fingers on your throat
  Parasite - your only motive greed
  Parasite - take more than you need
  Parasite - sealing your own fate
  Parasite - taught me how to hate
  Laughing as you abuse your power
  Increasing other people's load
  Getting fatter by the hour

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  Love Garanteedshow lyrics

  Love Garanteed

  Whatever you want, whatever you need
  Whatever you want, whatever you need
  Now that you know, I love you so
  And now you know I can't let go
  Stay in my world, girl, forever and a day
  And promise we'll be more than friends
  CHORUS
  Anything you want, anything you need
  I can give you love garanteed, baby
  Anything you want, anything baby
  I can give you what you need (you need)
  There was a time when I was lost,
  And I never thought I'd find someone
  Then came you and you turned it all around
  I'm overjoyed cos it's love I've found
  CHORUS X2
  All you have to do is call me
  (Baby just call me)
  You don't have to worry at all (at all)
  Just reach out your hand
  (Baby, dream all your troubles away)
  (Oh yeah, it's anything you say)

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  Ghetto Romance

  Just another friday night
  In the club on lady's night
  Nothing really looking hot
  'bout to bounce to another spot
  She appeared across the bar
  Such a bad ass superstar
  Body like a race car
  Can we share a drink it's on me
  Pour a drink for my shorty right here
  Throw it down
  Give me the next dance
  Cause I need me some Ghetto Romance
  Tell your girls that you're rolling with me
  In a Bentley
  And you had a change of plans
  Cause you need you some Ghetto Romance
  Sippin' Mo and Alize'
  Tongue kissing, thinking 'bout the love we can make
  Gotta get her home
  Gotta make her moan
  Gotta think of all the right words to say
  Incredible so incredible
  Break you down make you purr like an animal
  You make me wanna lay you on the bar
  And give you this love.
  You're so sexy
  It's killing me
  Every little move you make
  The way you make you shake
  The way you back into me
  You're so lovely
  The way you dance with me
  Let's go back to the bar
  And sip on something nice before we leave.
  Pour a drink for my shorty right here
  Throw it down
  Give me the next dance
  Cause I need me some Ghetto Romance
  Tell your girls that you're rolling with me
  In a Bentley
  And you had a change of plans
  Cause you need you some Ghetto Romance
  Pour a drink for my shorty right here
  Throw it down
  Give me the next dance
  Cause I need me some Ghetto Romance
  You're so sexy
  It's killing me
  Every little move you make
  The way you make you shake
  The way you back into me
  You're so lovely
  The way you dance with me
  Let's go back to the bar
  And sip on something nice before we leave.
  Pour a drink for my shorty right here
  Throw it down
  Give me the next dance
  Cause I need me some Ghetto Romance
  Tell your girls that you're rolling with me
  In a Bentley
  And you had a change of plans
  Cause you need you some Ghetto Romance
  Pour a drink for my shorty right here
  Throw it down
  Give me the next dance
  Cause I need me some Ghetto Romance
  Tell your girls that you're rolling with me
  In a Bentley
  And you had a change of plans
  Cause you need you some Ghetto Romance
  Pour a drink for my shorty right here
  Throw it down
  Give me the next dance
  Cause I need me some Ghetto Romance
  Tell your girls that you're rolling with me
  In a Bentley
  And you had a change of plans
  Cause you need you some Ghetto Romance
  Pour a drink for my shorty right here
  Throw it down
  Give me the next dance
  Cause I need me some Ghetto Romance
  Tell your girls that you're rolling with me

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  Forevershow lyrics

  Forever

  I'll be loving you forever
  Deep inside my heart you'll leave me never
  Even if you took my heart and tore it apart
  I would love you still forever
  You are the sun, you are my light
  And you're the last thing on my mind
  Before I go to sleep at night
  You're always 'round when I'm in need
  When trouble's on my mind
  You put my soul at ease
  There is no one in this world
  Who can love me like you do
  So many reasons that I
  Want to spend forever with you
  Chorus:
  I'll be loving you forever
  Deep inside my heart you'll leave me never
  Even if you took my heart and tore it apart
  I would love you still forever
  We've had our fun, and we've made mistakes
  But who'd have guessed along that road
  We'd learn to give and take
  It's so much more than I could have dreamed
  You make loving you
  So easy for me
  There is no one in this world
  Who can love me like you do
  That is the reason that I
  Want to share forever with you
  Chorus:
  I'll be loving you forever
  Deep inside my heart you'll leave me never
  Even if you took my heart and tore it apart
  I would love you still forever
  (And girl I pray you leave me never)
  Bridge:
  'Cus this is a world
  Where lovers often go astray
  But if we love each other
  We won't go, won't go that way
  So put your doubts aside
  Do what it takes to make it right
  'Cos I'll love you forever
  No one can tear us apart
  Chorus:
  I'll be loving you forever
  Deep inside my heart you'll leave me never
  Even if you took my heart and tore it apart
  I would love you still forever
  I just want you to know that
  I can't eat, I can't sleep
  I can't breathe, whenever I'm without you
  When we walk, I stand tall
  When we talk, I only talk about you girl