The Sopranos

An innovative look at the life of fictional Mafia Capo Tony Soprano, this serial is presented largely first person, but additional perspective is conveyed by the intimate conversations Tony has with his psychotherapist. We see Tony at work, at home, and in therapy. Moments of black comedy intersperse this aggressive, adult drama, with adult language, and extreme violence.

Cast

• James Gandolfini
• Lorraine Bracco
• Edie Falco
• Michael Imperioli
• Dominic Chianese
• Steven Van Zandt
• Tony Sirico
• Robert Iler
• Jamie-Lynn Sigler
• Drea de Matteo
• Aida Turturro
• Vincent Pastore
• Steve Schirripa
• Federico Castelluccio
• John Ventimiglia
• Nancy Marchand
• Frank Vincent

• Season 1
• Episode 1: Pilot
  Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano Jr.: So what, no fucking ziti now?::[in the PG-13 version A.J. says]::Anthony...
• Episode 2: 46 Long
  Arnaz: We ain't saying shit until there's an attorney present.::Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero: W...
• Episode 3: Denial, Anger, Acceptance
  Ariel: You ever heard of the Masada? For two years, 900 Jews held their own against 15,000 Roman sol...
• Episode 4: Meadowlands
  Tony Soprano: [sees Vin urinating] What the hell are you doing?::Det. Vin Makazian: This place is an...
• Episode 5: College
  Meadow Soprano: Are you in the Mafia?::Tony Soprano: Am I in the what?::Meadow Soprano: Whatever you...
• Episode 6: Pax Soprana
  Mikey Palmice: I'm gonna give you a break. When I toss you over, if you can fly, I won't shoot you d...
• Episode 7: Down Neck
  Tony Soprano: But I'll tell ya somethin', I was proud to be Johnny Soprano's kid. When he beat the s...
• Episode 8: The Legend of Tennessee Moltisanti
  Christopher Moltisanti: [Christopher is annoyed that a bakery clerk is ignoring him and serving anot...
• Episode 9: Boca
  Carmela Soprano: Let's just say your uncle has acquired quite a *taste* for her.::Tony Soprano: Uncl...
• Episode 10: A Hit Is a Hit
  Christopher Moltisanti: That's guy a gangster? I'm a gangster! I'm an O.G. Original Gangster not him...
• Episode 11: Nobody Knows Anything
  Carmela Soprano: You know, Ma, your son loves you very much. He worries all the time. And he felt ba...
• Episode 12: Isabella
  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: I'm like King Midas in reverse. Everything I touch turns to shit....
• Episode 13: I Dream of Jeannie Cusamano
  Tony Soprano: Okay. I need to tell you something and I want you to hear it from me, not from some as...
• Season 2
• Episode 1: Guy Walks Into a Psychiatrist's Office
  Tony Soprano: [about Janice] She's lucky she isn't here or I'd be bouncing her fucking head against ...
• Episode 2: Do Not Resuscitate
  Livia Soprano: [appalled at watching Emeril Lagasse at a cooking show] He's not even washing his han...
• Episode 3: Toodle-Fucking-Oo
  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [Watching a drunk and high Hunter dancing in the front lawn of his mom's...
• Episode 4: Commendatori
  Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [when it becomes clear that Don Vittoria, boss of the Naples family, is ...
• Episode 5: Big Girls Don't Cry
  Writing coach: Welcome. Why don't you tell the group something about yourself?::Christopher Moltisan...
• Episode 6: The Happy Wanderer
  Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: Keep thinking you know everything. Some people are so far behind in a race...
• Episode 7: D-Girl
  Christopher Moltisanti: [talking about Jon Favreau] "Swingers"! He can suck my dick! It swings, too!...
• Episode 8: Full Leather Jacket
  [about Christopher]::Richie Aprile: The attitude on that camel-nose fuck. He ever lays his hand on m...
• Episode 9: From Where to Eternity
  [Matt is tied down and has just finished being interrogated by Tony]::Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Se...
• Episode 10: Bust-Out
  A witness saw Tony dispose of Matthew. Pussy meets his FBI contact who tells him Tony was seen. He a...
• Episode 11: House Arrest
  Tony Soprano: [to Richie Aprile] Don't give me your fucking Manson lamps. Just fucking stop it. Unde...
• Episode 12: The Knight in White Satin Armor
  Richie Aprile: Oh what, you gonna cry now?...
• Episode 13: Funhouse
  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: In a few weeks, we're gonna be opening up the books, again. I'm gonna pr...
• Season 3
• Episode 1: Mr. Ruggerio's Neighborhood
  In the opening scene, when Tony's looking at the front-page story in his local Star-Ledger newspaper...
• Episode 2: Proshai, Livushka
  [Tony disapproves of Meadow's new boyfriend because he is black]::Carmela Soprano: If you want her t...
• Episode 3: Fortunate Son
  Tony Soprano: [to Christopher and Eugene] Once you're into this family, there's no getting out....
• Episode 4: Employee of the Month
  Dr. Elliott Kupferberg: Jennifer, civilization...::Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Oh, don't worry, I won't brea...
• Episode 5: Another Toothpick
  [Tony and Carmela are arguing during their joint therapy session]::Dr. Jennifer Melfi: You're both v...
• Episode 6: University
  Tracee: I'm pregnant. It's Ralphie's.::Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Congratulations.::Tracee: What sh...
• Episode 7: Second Opinion
  Carmela Soprano: He's a good man. He's a good father.::Dr. Krakower: You tell me he's a depressed cr...
• Episode 8: He Is Risen
  Tony Soprano: Grandpa... did he ever work for somebody named Trillo, owned a lumber yard?::Junior So...
• Episode 9: The Telltale Moozadell
  Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Your thoughts have sort-of an Eastern flavor to them.::Tony Soprano: Well, I've ...
• Episode 10: To Save Us All from Satan's Power
  Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [to Bobby Baccalieri] The Boss of this Family told you you were going to...
• Episode 11: Pine Barrens
  Christopher Moltisanti: Russians? They're not all bad.::Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: How 'bout the Cu...
• Episode 12: Amour Fou
  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [to Chris Moltisanti] You may not love me but you will respect me!...
• Episode 13: Army of One
  Kelli Aprile: Jesus Christ, look at who our father was! My brother wasn't killed by some drug dealer...
• Season 4
• Episode 1: For All Debts Public and Private
  Christopher Moltisanti: So, you're telling me you didn't take cash from Jilly Ruffalo, to kill my fa...
• Episode 2: No Show
  [famous 'last words']::Christopher Moltisanti: This is my Goodbye Party with heroin....
• Episode 3: Christopher
  Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano Jr.: It says, in this book, that Christopher Columbus was a slave trader.::An...
• Episode 4: The Weight
  Johnny Sack: I want you to sanction a hit on Ralph Cifaretto.::Carmine Lupertazzi: Why?::Johnny Sack...
• Episode 5: Pie-o-My
  Adriana La Cerva: They broke my fuckin' chair....
• Episode 6: Everybody Hurts
  Tony Soprano: Did you ever know anybody that ever committed suicide?::Janice Soprano: Uhmm, plenty! ...
• Episode 7: Watching Too Much Television
  Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano Jr.: So that's a crack 'ho....
• Episode 8: Mergers and Acquisitions
  [In the nursing home, where his mother lives]::Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I don't understand. All t...
• Episode 9: Whoever Did This
  [Tony and Christopher are dragging a dismembered body through the woods]::Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr....
• Episode 10: The Strong, Silent Type
  Adriana La Cerva: [at Christopher's intervention] But when you killed Cosette, that was the last str...
• Episode 11: Calling All Cars
  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: You know, there's this Russian woman. She told me something that's very ...
• Episode 12: Eloise
  Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: You're a wormy cocksucker, you know that?...
• Episode 13: Whitecaps
  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: You know, when you asked me what Irina's cousin had, that you don't have...
• Season 5
• Episode 1: Two Tonys
  Tony Soprano: Long as you don't step on anybody's toes!::Feech La Manna: Me? I'm Fred Astaire....
• Episode 2: Rat Pack
  Christopher Moltisanti: [to Adriana] Hey, you got change? I'm fucking sliding this stupid bill in an...
• Episode 3: Where's Johnny?
  Johnny Sack: What's this, the fuckin' U.N. now?...
• Episode 4: All Happy Families
  [during a VIP poker game]::Alan Ginsberg: Great tax loophole, those SUVs. Told all my clients, write...
• Episode 5: Irregular Around the Margins
  [to Tony Soprano]::Christopher: You'd fuck a catcher's mit!...
• Episode 6: Sentimental Education
  Tom Fiske: [of AJ's latest paper] The usual. Solidly below average.::Robert Wegler: So, what? A "C"?...
• Episode 7: In Camelot
  J.T. Dolan: What the fuck is this, "Pulp Fiction"?::Little Paulie Germani: I don't know, haven't see...
• Episode 8: Marco Polo
  Carmela is planning a surprise 75th birthday party for her father. Carmela's snooty mother doesn't t...
• Episode 9: Unidentified Black Males
  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Turns out somebody got a look at the guy who did Joe Peeps. All they got...
• Episode 10: Cold Cuts
  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: You know what they say: Revenge is like serving cold cuts.::Dr. Jennifer...
• Episode 11: The Test Dream
  Angelo Garepe: Well I'm an old fucking man. I don't see so good in the dark!...
• Episode 12: Long Term Parking
  Phil Leotardo: Take your fuckin' sorrys and stick 'em in your ass....
• Episode 13: All Due Respect
  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Phil has to understand that a punishment has been meted out, and what we...
• Season 6
• Episode 1: Members Only
  Tony Soprano: I stopped at a light yesterday and I see this nanny, black girl, pushin' a baby carria...
• Episode 2: Join the Club
  Tony Soprano: You're a Smurf for 10 to 15 years, then you die, shitting in your pajamas....
• Episode 3: Mayham
  This is the first of eight episodes in the series where the character of Marie Spatafore is played b...
• Episode 4: The Fleshy Part of the Thigh
  Dr. Plepler: Whoa, I just found Jimmy Hoffa...
• Episode 5: Mr. & Mrs. John Sacrimoni Request
  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: You make your own luck in life....
• Episode 6: Live Free or Die
  Finn Detrolio: It was the other way around. Vito was blowing the security guard.::Paulie 'Walnuts' G...
• Episode 7: Luxury Lounge
  Tony Soprano: [to Benny] You don't shit where you eat. And you especially don't shit where *I* eat....
• Episode 8: Johnny Cakes
  Tony Soprano: YOU STUPID FUCKIN' MORON! You realized what could have happened to you if we didn't ha...
• Episode 9: The Ride
  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Everyday's a gift, but does it have to be a pair of socks?...
• Episode 10: Moe n' Joe
  This is the only episode directed by 'Steve Shill' (qv), one of the few British-born directors and n...
• Episode 11: Cold Stones
  Jim "Johhny Cakes" Witowski: [on the phone] Hello?::Vito Spatafore: Hi!::Jim "Johhny Cakes" Witowski...
• Episode 12: Kaisha
  The episode was dedicated to 'John Patterson (III)' (qv), a past director of many "Sopranos" episode...
• Episode 13: Soprano Home Movies
  [playing Monopoly]::Janice Soprano: Boardwalk. I own it.::Tony Soprano: And you blew guys under it....
• Episode 14: Stage 5
  Christopher Moltisanti: It was an idea, I don't know, who knows where they fuckin' come from? Isaac ...
• Episode 15: Remember When
  [Tony and Paulie are driving through Maryland]::Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Chevy Chase. Fuck ever h...
• Episode 16: Chasing It
  Silvio Dante: [sees Marie coming] Oof, look at this mezza mort'....
• Episode 17: Walk Like a Man
  Carmela Soprano: It's better to have loved than lost, A.J. It's better to have loved and lost, A.J.:...
• Episode 18: Kennedy and Heidi
  Christopher Moltisanti: Frankly, Tone, I'm thinking maybe we should meet Phil's number.::Tony Sopran...
• Episode 19: The Second Coming
  Restaurant kitchen staff: [after Tony curb stomps Coco, in Spanish] Get a mop....
• Episode 20: The Blue Comet
  Phil Leotardo: Historically, Carmine always said the Sopranos are nothing more than a glorified crew...
• Episode 21: Made in America
  Tony Soprano: You don't know who I am, do ya?... You remember Johnny? Johnny Boy, your kid brother?....