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Nowhere (1997)

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Plot
A group of teenagers try to sort out their lives and emotions while bizarre experiences happen to each one, including alien abductions, bad acid trips, bisexual experiences, suicides, bizarre deaths, and a rape by a TV star. All of this happens before "the greatest party of the year".

Keywords: adolescence, aerobics-class, aids, alien, alien-abduction, alienation, american-flag, anorexia, apocalypse, armageddon

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Taglines:

"sexy, psychedelic, dementedly funny, with a sensational soundtrack... it's like clueless with nipple rings."
Let the love feast begin

Quotes:

Mel: Isn't sex the best tension release there is? It's like a really good sweaty game of racquetball. Except you get to come at the end.

Mel: Who ever said you care about me, anyways?::Dark: Didn't I give you my Cap'n Crunch decoder ring back in the 6th grade?

[first lines]::Dark: [voice-over] L.A. is like... nowhere. Everybody who lives here is lost.

Lucifer: I gotta burn off these calories fast, before I blow up. Let's go rollerblading or something. You wanna come along, Dark?::Dark: I'd rather have my ball hairs burned off with an acetylene torch!::Lucifer: Well, that can be arranged.

Lilith: Blood is cool.

Shad: I heard a story that last week down in Brentwood, a guy croaked and nobody knew he had died alone in his house. By the time they found him, his pet dog had eaten his dead face off.::Lilith: Dogs eating people is cool.

Dark's Mom: Uh! It's soggy as a wet armpit in here. How long where you in that shower abusing yourself? You pump your handle too much, young man. If you keep this up, one day it's just going to wither up and fall off!::Dark Smith: Shut-up shut-up shut-up shut-up!

Alyssa: [after stuffing their faces with cake] Uh, I am so stuffed. Are you gonna... you know... upchuck?::Dingbat: I promised my mom that I wouldn't do that anymore. You?::Alyssa: I'm just gonna do a bunch of speed later and not eat for, like... three days. What about you, Egg?::Egg: I'm gonna be sick...

Handjob: How about you sit on my face and cut a nice, big, juicy fart?

Shad: [giggling] I... wanna... die. LET'S ALL DIE.

An Innocent Man (1989)

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Plot
Jimmie Rainwood was minding his own business when two corrupt police officers (getting an address wrong) burst into his house, expecting to find a major drug dealer. Rainwood is shot, and the officers frame him as a drug dealer. Rainwood is convicted of drug dealing, based on the perjured evidence of a police informant. Thrown into a seedy jail, fighting to prove his innocence is diffucult when he has to deal with the realities of prison life, where everyone claims they were framed.

Keywords: abuse-of-power, african-american, anal-rape, aryan, aryan-brotherhood, aryan-nation, bare-chested-male, black-cop, black-detective, black-militant

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Two cops on the take just made the biggest mistake of their lives. They framed An Innocent Man

Quotes:

Jimmie Rainwood: All right, you talked and I listened.::Virgil Cane: Hey! HEY! Don't be talkin' out the side of your neck while I'm trying to do you a solid.

Virgil Cane: Ain't life a motherfucker.

Robby: So, what are you in for?::Jimmy Rainwood: You don't understand, I don't belong here.::Robby: Yeah, you're right! Nobody belongs in this shithole! Tough being a victim, huh?

Jingles, Con: Don't you ever touch me, you White Mother Fucker! *Ever*!

Lt. Freebery, Head Guard at Prison: [at infirmary after Jimmie is beaten by Jingles and his thugs... upon seeing Rainwood in bed] Oh, man. Rainwood, why don't you do yourself and everyone else some good here. Give me their names. I'll make sure they don't bother you anymore.::Jimmie Rainwood: [weakly] I fell.::Lt. Freebery, Head Guard at Prison: You need some help in here. It's pretty obvious.::Jimmie Rainwood: I might be new, but I know how some things work around here.::Lt. Freebery, Head Guard at Prison: [sighs] Fine. You want to be known as a stand-up guy? Fine.::Jimmie Rainwood: I fell.::Lt. Freebery, Head Guard at Prison: When you get out of here, you're going to segregation for 15 days. Maybe that'll jog your memory. [leaves]

Butcher, Con: [Jimmie is walking with Virgil in exercise yard after pickup basketball game ends... they pass Butcher and his gang] That's your fuckin' shot, Rainwood.::Jimmie Rainwood: Hey Butcher-man, you still listen to those weight loss tapes?::Butcher, Con: [shakes head] Asshole.::Jimmie Rainwood: [to Virgil] They oughta wire the man's jaw shut. [Virgil laughs]

Detective Mike Parnell LBPD: [Parnell and Scalise crash into Rainwood's home... he comes out of shower in a bathrobe and holding a hair dryer] He's armed, Danny! [fires gun, Rainwood goes down wounded] He's down! He's down, Danny! I got him covered! [Scalise approaches] All right, go ahead. Oh, god... whoa. Ohhh... this motherfucker scared the shit outta me!::Detective Danny Scalise LBPD: [frisking Rainwood] It's a hair dryer.::Detective Mike Parnell LBPD: What? What'd you say?::Detective Danny Scalise LBPD: This guy's armed with a hair dryer.::Detective Mike Parnell LBPD: [chuckles nervously] Why would a guy take a shower during a dope deal? [they search his home and find nothing]::Detective Mike Parnell LBPD: [agitated] Hey this is 420, right? Huh? So where's the stuff? Stevie told me 420 Oak Way! It's gotta be here somewhere, man!::Detective Danny Scalise LBPD: Mike, you told me 420 Oak Lane, not 'Way'! You said 'Lane'!::Detective Mike Parnell LBPD: No, no, no, Danny! No, no! I told... I said 'Oak Way'! Tell me, what did I say!::Detective Danny Scalise LBPD: You told me '420 Oak Lane'. Not 'Way'. It's right here. [produces bill with address] 420 Oak Lane. [slams bill down] Holy shit, Mike. We got the wrong house. This guy is a civilian. Shit.::Detective Mike Parnell LBPD: No... just a second now. [pulls out memo pad with different address] Oh no. FUCK ME! GODDAMNIT! JESUS!::Detective Danny Scalise LBPD: Now take it easy! Just take it easy. Take it easy. We're gonna think this through.::Detective Mike Parnell LBPD: There's nothing to think about, Danny. There's just too many people who want to see us step on our dicks.::Detective Danny Scalise LBPD: We did step on our dicks.

Jingles, Con: [upon seeing Rainwood armed with the shank] I'm gonna take that piece and fuck you with it!

Kate Rainwood: They admitted to me that they framed Jimmie! What more do you want?::Detective John Fitzgerald, Internal Affairs LBPD: Secondhand conversations, Mrs. Rainwood, mean nothing. I told you that.::Kate Rainwood: All right... they threatened me. Parnell said that your department was shit, and that you're a... [pauses]::Detective John Fitzgerald, Internal Affairs LBPD: A what?::Kate Rainwood: A punk nigger with his nose up the brass's ass.

Detective Mike Parnell LBPD: [Parnell and Scalise are walking back to their car on a side street after dinner, not knowing Fitzgerald is waiting for them] I gotta stop eating that Cuban food! It's ripping up my insides... ow!::Detective Danny Scalise LBPD: You're gonna have to learn to start expressing your feelings, Mike. You're just a ball of repression. [Parnell laughs]::Detective Mike Parnell LBPD: I'll give you repression. Right here's your repression... [feigns punch] BOOM! [Scalise laughs]::Detective John Fitzgerald, Internal Affairs LBPD: Hey boys! We need to talk!::Detective Mike Parnell LBPD: [to Scalise] Well, look who's here.::Detective John Fitzgerald, Internal Affairs LBPD: Off the record. Kate Rainwood came to see me.::Detective Mike Parnell LBPD: [feigning ignorance] Kate who-wood?::Detective John Fitzgerald, Internal Affairs LBPD: You remember. You put her husband away.::Detective Danny Scalise LBPD: So why don't you make your point?::Detective John Fitzgerald, Internal Affairs LBPD: She says you two guys threatened her.::Detective Mike Parnell LBPD: [feigning disbelief] Did she... did she say that?::Detective John Fitzgerald, Internal Affairs LBPD: [interrupting] Listen! The two of you, you stay away from her. Period!::Detective Mike Parnell LBPD: [contemptuously] Oh, fuck her! And fuck you! FUCK YOU! I think this internal affairs horseshit is going to your head. [turns away]::Detective John Fitzgerald, Internal Affairs LBPD: [Fitzgerald grabs Parnell and slams him against a garage door, kneeing him in the groin while doing so... Scalise draws his gun and aims it at Fitzgerald] Do it, Scalise! Do it! I'll break his fuckin' neck! You stay away from Kate Rainwood! [to Parnell] And I don't like being called a punk nigger... BOY! [Scalise lowers weapon]

Amberella: 'Agent of L.U.S.T.' (1986)

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Genres

Adult

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The Women from L.U.S.T. Versus the Rogues of S.M.U.T.

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FIRST HANDJOB (First Kiss Parody)

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Updated: 12 Mar 2014

We asked twenty strangers to jerk each other off for the first time... Pimm's Girl Comedy parodies WREN's First Kiss. Follow: https://twitter.com/PimmsGirlComedy Like: https://www.facebook.com/PimmsGirlComedy Music by Even Artichokes Have Hearts Cinematography by Luke Wyatt

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How to give a handjob -advanced

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Duration: 3:48
Updated: 09 Aug 2013

Adult star Raylene will show you how to give an advanced handjob. Learn from the pros! Go to shanesworldtoys.com to sign up for free sex toy giveaways.

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Anna Faris Handjob

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Updated: 19 Aug 2013

Anna Faris gives a guy a Handjob in the freezer. His cum explodes all over her.

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Funny - Hand Job

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Duration: 1:36
Updated: 16 Aug 2013

Join John as he visits a massage parlor and tries to get a happy ending. He thinks he is going to get a handjob, but things go horribly wrong. You make the c...

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Six Feet Under Brenda's Hand Job

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Updated: 04 Nov 2011

Six Feet Under Brenda's Hand Job

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How to give a handjob

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Updated: 10 Aug 2013

Pornstar Raylene shows you how to give an awesome handjob. Go to http://www.shanesworldtoys.com to sign up for free monthly sex toy giveaways! (must be over 18)

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Handjob Tutorial and Demonstration

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Updated: 04 Dec 2013

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Big Boobs milf handjob

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Updated: 27 Feb 2014

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HandJob for a Man, How-to, Masterclass, Tutorial, Demonstration on a Toy

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Updated: 04 Aug 2013

How to give the best hand job to a man! http://succubi-nyc.org.

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Six Feet Under, Brenda exitandose en la tienda - Handjob in the shop!

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Six Feet Under, Brenda exitandose en la tienda - Handjob in the shop! Fragmento de Six feet under serie creada por Alan Ball, director de Belleza america, en...

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How To Give An Hand Job & How To Give Handjob

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Updated: 21 Jan 2014

http://tinyurl.com/SecretToHisLove - click on the link and find out what every man wants in the bedroom. 0:09 - how to give a handjob ================================ There is a serious opinion that most of the people agree with, and it says that personal lubricant is quite simply a treasure. I can't think of a single store-bought item that does more to enhance the overall pleasure and ease of sexual technique than lubricant. Lubricant is invented not to replace Mother Nature's gift of self-lubrication, but rather to embellish it. Beyond the biological reasons for using personal lubricant, it also provides an undeniable element of fun. There are a few details you should keep in mind when choosing a personal lubricant: remember, oil and latex don't mix. Oil breaks down the latex in the condoms, often causing them to break. An oil-based lubricant is fine for manual sex, but if you're planning to continue on to intercourse using a condom, be sure to use a lubricant that is water-based. Also, always read the label of a lubricant in its entirety. The big print alone can be misleading sometimes. And of course, you should always know what you're putting onto your body. Once you've chosen the right lube for your personal needs and desires, it is time for the fun to begin! This is great opportunity to heighten the pleasure and overall erotic atmosphere of the sensual experience. Ladies, men tend to be very visual creatures. Why not take advantage of it? There are much better ways to go about applying lubricant. Now, a few interesting tips with lubricant that will help you to handle everything how it's supposed to be. It's possible to use too much lubricant. Although it takes quite a bit to have too much, you'll both realize you've gone overboard with the lube when it causes the sensation to diminish. The good news is, it's easy to wipe away (particularly those that are water based), so keep a towel or tissues nearby. The best places to use lubricant are on and around the areas of insertion, toys, fingers, or any other thing which is to be inserted, and any areas that will be rubbed or stroked. When you try playing with some kinds of lubricants you'll have a clearer idea not only about where to use it, but about just how amazing this wonderful product really is. While continuing with tips, there is another important thing. Try to avoid getting lubricant in your eyes. Oil-based lubricants can sting. The water-based variety generally won't sting, but they can temporarily blur your vision. Beyond that, where one does or does not enjoy the feeling of lubricant is a matter of personal preference. If you have a predisposition to bladder or vaginal infections, you should be very careful with any lubricant you are using. Some women are very sensitive to any fluid that affects their vagina's natural pH including, but not limited to, soaps and toilet tissues. Whichever method of lubricant application you choose, be it one of these or one of your own creations, the most important advice for you is to have fun. The application of the lube can add as much to the sensual experience as the function of the lube. Yet sometimes, using lube is bound to get messy. One of you might slip and pour too much, or the bottle could fall and you may just find yourselves sliding down the hallway. Don't worry. Lubricant is easy to clean up and easy to replace. The only thing of real value either of you is ever at risk of losing are your smiles. How To Give A Perfect Handjob, Give A Good Hand Job, Give A Good Handjob, Handjob Techniques, How To Give A Proper Handjob, How To Give A Good Handjob Video, How To Give A Proper Hand Job, Giving A Good Hand Job, How To Give A Good Hj, How To Give A Great Hand Job, How To Give The Best Hand Job, How To Give The Best Handjob,

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Sex A&A;: How do I give a handjob?

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Dr. Ruthie of ExploringIntimacy.com joins with FunWares.com to answer your questions on sex in relationships. In this video she answers a question from someo...

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Handjob Hustler - Holly

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Updated: 17 Jul 2013

Holly is a hot little blonde that loves getting shock value by approaching randon guys and asking them if they want to get jerked off. She found one at a loc...

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japanese mother handjob 2 Video Dailymotion

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dry blowjob and handjob

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Updated: 18 Aug 2013

Cute girl performs queer tongue and hand movements.

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Monkey gets a handjob! At the Chattanooga Zoo!

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Updated: 12 Aug 2013

So me and two friends decided to take a mini senior trip to Chattanooga and while we were there we went to the zoo and saw this!

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[ SCARY MOVIE 2 ] Cindy is giving a handjob to Buddy

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Updated: 09 Aug 2013

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Workaholics: Over the Pants

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Updated: 18 Aug 2013

Ders gets an over-the-pants hand-job from a mysterious pregnant woman. New Workaholics episodes are coming in January 2013!

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HANDJOB! [Official Commercial]

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Updated: 06 Aug 2013

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That's my boy (handjob) subtitulado

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How To Give a Handjob - How To Give a Hand job

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Updated: 09 Aug 2013

How To Give a Handjob - How To Give a Hand job http://youtu.be/kaJREso2lLY ======================================= This is actually the unexceeded way to inf...

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First handjob

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Updated: 13 Mar 2014

Parodie op dat TV filmpje First Kiss met vreemden :-)

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Handjob Hustlers-Shelby.mp4

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Updated: 19 May 2013

Shelby describes her very first handjob experience and talks about what she likes most about giving handjobs. Then she asks random guys on the street if they...

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Herd of American bison (Bison bison) completely blocking traffic on the road at Yellowstone National Park. Photograph taken from a Geo Storm.

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Yellowstone animal exodus: Did they detect 'something deadly'?

The Times of India

04 Apr 2014

LONDON. Videos of lines of bison and other animals 'fleeing' Yellowstone National Park in the US have raised fears that the supervolcano underneath the park is preparing to erupt, but how much truth — if any — is there to this claim? ... "The Yellowstone supervolcano is the only thing there that would fit the bill," says Lupshu. But is the supervolcano really that scary? Well, in theory, yes ... However, this just raises another question ... ....(size: 4.1Kb)

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The Bluefin 21 Artemis autonomous underwater vehicle (AUV) is hoisted back on board the Australian navy vessel Ocean Shield after successful buoyancy testing in search of the missing Malaysia Airlines flight MH370, 1 April, 2014.

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More ships rush to probe signals in plane search

San Francisco Chronicle

06 Apr 2014

PERTH, Australia (AP) — Three separate but fleeting sounds from deep in the Indian Ocean offered new hope Sunday in the hunt for the missing Malaysian airliner, and officials rushed to confirm or rule out they were signals from the plane's black boxes before their beacons fall silent ... "We have an acoustic event. The job now is to determine the significance of that event ... "Because this is amazing ... ____ ... ....(size: 4.0Kb)

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USS Pinckney assists with Malaysia Airlines flight MH370 recovery efforts

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Flight 370: Ship detects 'ping'

Otago Daily Times

05 Apr 2014

A Chinese patrol ship hunting for a missing Malaysia Airlines jetliner has detected a pulse signal in the south Indian Ocean, the state news agency Xinhua reported, in a possible indicator of the underwater beacon from a plane's "black box" ... Xinhua also reported that a Chinese air force plane had spotted a number of white floating objects in the search area ... SONAR EQUIPMENT ... "I won't even call it an area ... INVESTIGATION ... rules ... Reuters. ....(size: 4.7Kb)

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Health workers teach people about the Ebola virus and how to prevent infection, in Conakry, Guinea, Monday, March 31, 2014.

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Panic as deadly Ebola virus spreads across West Africa

The Independent

06 Apr 2014

When everyone is an apparent threat, a potential carrier of the deadly Ebola virus, panic inevitably rises. Yesterday, as rumours spread that Ebola could be caught by breathing the same air as the victims, that fear turned into violence. Since the outbreak of the deadly strain of Zaire Ebola in Guinea in February, around 90 people have died as the disease has travelled to neighbouring Sierra Leone, Liberia and Mali ... He added ... ....(size: 3.4Kb)

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Finally, “First Kiss,” The Gay Version

IMDb

24 Mar 2014

We’ve seen the “First Kiss” video and the myriad of parodies and replicas (including ......(size: 0.5Kb)

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White folks are crazy!

The Gleaner

17 Mar 2014

Michael Abrahams, Online Columnist. I just finished watching a programme on Animal Planet and must ask, "What is it with white people and wild animals?". Seriously ... Apparently, the whale in question had already killed two humans before this tragic event and a worker reports that he is apparently getting handjobs (being masturbated to collect sperm for breeding) and still living the life at SeaWorld. Go figure ... Awesome!" ... They bite ... ummm ......(size: 4.3Kb)

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Viral Video Chart: Justin Bieber, Lena Dunham and Kevin Bacon

The Guardian

14 Mar 2014

Girls in the garden of Eden, kissing with confidence, bitcoin banter and Barack Obama between two ferns. ). Would you Adam and Eve it? Before Girls, there was Lena Dunham in a Biblical Movie that would tempt a laugh from the serpent himself. Girl is Lena's take on the life of Eve, a struggling 20-something in the Garden of Eden. As the first couple on earth, Adam and Eve would have shared the first kiss ... First handjob (First Kiss Parody)....(size: 2.5Kb)

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Well That Escalated Quickly! Viral Video 'First Kiss' Gets An Explicit Parody

Entertainment Wise

13 Mar 2014

Sadly, their tune was not the accompanying music to viral video, First Kiss' parody, First Handjob ... over by comedians, Pimms Girl's, who produced the parody video, First Handjob ... First Handjob wasn't quite as romantic (YouTube/PimmsGirl)....(size: 1.2Kb)

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I'm having a midlife crisis in my 30s. Is that normal?

The Guardian

10 Mar 2014

Next time you see me, there's a pretty solid chance I'll have a ponytail. But you'll know I'm coming long before that, because of my leather trousers ... But no ... Incidentally, you probably don't need to take a waterproof camera into the Blue Lagoon if you ever visit, because all you'll end up with is footage of dead skin and floating toenails and German teenagers furtively giving each other handjobs in the little cave bit in the corner....(size: 4.8Kb)

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The Veronica Mars Movie Will Be Available Online for Hermits

Jezebel

23 Feb 2014

Warner Bros., the studio behind Veronica Mars, announced the movie's video on demand fate on Friday ... The movie theater is quickly dying, which is a shame because going to the movies is still — even with the mouth breathers and the pre-preview Kia commercials and the Styrofoam popcorn and the 14-year-olds giving each other handjobs in the middle row — fun ... ....(size: 1.9Kb)

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Sochi Athletes Get It On At The Tinder Olympics

The Daily Beast

14 Feb 2014

Twenty-eight hundred athletes, all right-swiping their way towards the biggest orgy on earth. Set location to. Sochi Olympic Village. It has long been part of Olympic lore ... Olympic Snowboarder Jamie Anderson ... Because when we tire of pretending to care about sports no reasonable person actually cares about (skeleton?), the idea of a curler getting a handjob behind a shed can really liven up the spectacle.sharetweetpostemail comments ... ....(size: 5.6Kb)

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Cards Against Humanity Makes Major Partnership, Retains Sense of Humor

Austin American Statesman

12 Feb 2014

The crass card game with a cult following got a call from Netflix recently. Here's what happened next. Last month, I wrote about Cards Against Humanity, a fascinating example of a successful business that, well, conducts itself very little like a traditional business. Maybe I spoke too soon with that analysis ... Anyway ... 25 brand-new cards about power, politics, passive-aggressive handjobs, and other scenes that we can never unsee....(size: 2.0Kb)

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Presenting 'House of Cards Against Humanity,' a Netflix-approved party game

Entertainment Weekly

11 Feb 2014

Like House of Cards, Cards Against Humanity is an edgy, decidedly R-rated entertainment designed to shock, titillate, and enthrall grown-ups, preferably while sipping a fine Scotch and eating an enormous plate of barbecue ... 'House of Cards'. The 6 episodes you should watch before season 2. TV Review. 'House Of Cards' ... Print out a pack, gather a group of HOC fans, and get ready to play ... Forcing a handjob on a dying man ... ....(size: 2.7Kb)

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Girls recap: season three, episode six – Free Snacks

The Guardian

10 Feb 2014

Hannah wonders whether a copywriting gig will compromise her art, while Marnie, Shoshanna and their respective squeezes are indulging in Girls' trademark awkward sex. Girls season three, episode six. Free Snacks. SPOILER ALERT. this blog is published after the US transmission; the UK broadcasts the episodes a week later. • Read Rebecca Nicholson's episode five blog ... it's in episode six ... Must have been the kidney stone handjob ... ....(size: 4.5Kb)

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How to improve your love life with hi-tech sex toys

The Observer

09 Feb 2014

If only he could see things my way! Now he can with the Google Glass sex app. Photograph. Alamy. Oculus Rift Sex Simulator ... First demonstrated in November at a conference in Japan, the VR Tenga finally makes it possible to receive a "robot handjob", which adds a new dimension to the idea of robots taking over our jobs. Shame factor Probably best to tell people you only use your Oculus Rift for gaming.His and hers teledildonics ... Share ... ....(size: 3.1Kb)

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Have you ever lost a friend?

Jezebel

09 Feb 2014

Not to something as traumatizing as death, but just lost as a friend? I have. And I'd like to talk about him, because I rarely do. And when I do, it's not in detail. His name is Dante (well, no it's not. But that's his middle name). He was one of the first friends I made in high school. I met him freshman year during 4th period lunch ... Come here." So I did ... I also gave him a handjob with the assistance of apple/pear scented lotion ... S ... ....(size: 5.2Kb)

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What if Equality Is the Biggest Bonerkiller of All?

Jezebel

09 Feb 2014

S ... But oh well, at least he vacuumed (or did he?). The Piece. "Does a More Equal Marriage Mean Less Sex?," in the New York Times Magazine. The Scribe. Lori Gottlieb, author of Marry Him. The Case For Settling For Mr ... People under 30 think this is "a good thing" — which is a nice bit of foreshadowing to imply they will be getting their perfect little egalitarian unions with no handjobs soon enough, just you wait. ... D'oh ... 4 ... ....(size: 14.6Kb)

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