Black, Jack Filmography

• OVW: Wrestling's Future Stars
  2002, role: actor , character name: Mr. Black

Black, Jack Filmography

• Lonelyhearts
  1958, role: actor , character name: Jerry

Famous quotes by Jack Black:

"We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it."

"There's nothing you can really do to prepare to rock. Do you prepare to eat a delicious meal? Are you hungry? Then you're gonna eat it."

"The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be."

"I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools."

"It was really difficult to get any golf matches because everybody was already booked up."

"You're asking me to choose between two children, the one that pays more and the one that I secretly love more. With the acting, it's somebody else's brainchild, and I'm just sort of helping flesh it out; with the music, there's a special satisfaction to being the brains behind the operation."

"Don't be celebrities, because then you go cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs, You don't want that, do you?"

"I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the Pink Panther theme. That was my goal. Once I was good enough, I quit. Now my music has to have some rock."

"Are you ready to have your mind blown apart by the most awesome show in the universe. ... Tonight is your night to rage against the machine."

"Never for a second did I think of myself as the sexiest guy in the world. When I was a kid, I thought I was the strongest man in the world. Then, the fastest runner and then the smartest person in the world. One by one my delusions got shut down. Now I just see myself as the lamest guy in the world."

"Push-ups, sit-ups, and a strict diet of raisins. That's my plan."

"Back in the '70s, like one of my favorite movies ever was 'The Bad News Bears', and that was a kids' movie, but I don't think of it that way. I think of it as just a great movie because Walter Matthau was so funny and so harsh with those kids."

"You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow."

"My parents were very supportive of me and my artistic endeavours. My father and mother came to every school play I ever did."

"With the acting, it's somebody else's brainchild, and I'm just sort of helping flesh it out. There's a special satisfaction to being the brains behind the operation."

"When you think about rock at its origin, and you think of the Beatles and millions of kids screaming as loud as they can and running as fast as they can towards the Beatles, there's no one who is that kind of lightning rod, who commands that kind of power and has that kind of creative magma."

"I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the 'Pink Panther' theme. That was my goal. Once I was good enough, I quit. Now my music has to have some rock."

"My children are magical creatures and I love them to death."

"I'm gonna drop fitty. I'm gonna drop fitty pounds. How many quarter-pounders with cheeses is that? I'm gonna drop 200 quarter-pounder with cheeses."

"The real challenge is if you don't look super sexy, like a Brad Pitt, you're going to have to try harder. You're going to have to make up for it in other ways."