Madhouse (1990)

Actors

• Ethan Aronson (actor)
• Aaron Berger (actor)
• Jay Bernard (actor)
• Mark Bringelson (actor)
• Francis Brooks (actor)
• Loy Burns (actor)
• Rob Camilletti (actor)
• Mel Coleman (actor)
• Marlon Darton (actor)
• John Diehl (actor)
• Frank Dworsky (actor)
• Jack Edward (actor)
• Aeryk Egan (actor)
• Paul Eiding (actor)
• Richard Alexander (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

The bad news is you have houseguests. There is no good news.

Quotes:

Jessie: [on the phone] I'm calling for Trenton, New Jersey. Dr. Jack Penix! WITH AN X!

Jessie Bannister: How would you murder someone? If you have a question Los Angeles... then you should just ask someone else cause I swear to God I don't know anymore. What am I talking about? HOUSEGUESTS! Houseguests from hell! Ladies and Gentlemen you listen to me, no you get that snack later, you listen to me! Lock your doors! Don't answer the phone! If you have to leave the country then leave the country but don't let them in! They may look like your mother, your father, your sister, your friend, but they're not! They're slimy! They're cockroaches! If the world was to summer a nuclear holocaust the only surviving life form would be HOUSEGUESTS! AHHHHHHHH

Bernice: I need your opinion on something here. These are my favorite names for the baby so far: "Amaretta," "Caramel," or "Treblinka"::Claudia: You yokel, naming your baby after a German concentration camp!::Bernice: I thought Treblinka was one of those cute little fairies from Cinderella.::Claudia: You moron!::Bernice: I hope my water breaks all over your fur coat!

Jessie Bannister: You want me to mail urine to New Jersey?

Claudia: He barely knows I'm alive, he cut my allowance.::Jessie Bannister: He cut her allowance, honey!::Mark Bannister: To what? $9000.00 a month?::Claudia: He makes me drive his old Jaguar.::Jessie Bannister: Now Claudia, some people have worse problems.::Claudia: Like Who?::Jessie Bannister: Like people who don't have cars.::Claudia: Who cares about them!

Bernice: Don't worry about me having dinner, I'll just lick the crumbs off my filthy sheets!

Wes: What is this? [Picks something off of Mark's suit jacket] Is this cat hair?::Mark Bannister: It's Felix the Rat.::Wes: When do you get rid of these people?::Mark Bannister: Today!

Katy: Did you see the elephant?::C.K.: He's got diarrhea.::Katy: [referring to C.K] You *are* diarrhea.

Mark Bannister: [speaking to Claudia's husband Kaddir on the phone] Hi, Kaddir, "salaam" back at you.::Claudia: I won't talk to him.::Mark Bannister: [speaking to Claudia] He wanted to know if you were here.::Claudia: Why?::Mark Bannister: To let you know he canceled your credit cards.::Claudia: What? That Middle Eastern maggot! He can talk to my lawyer, the nerve of that towel head!::Mark Bannister: [back on the phone with Kaddir] Oh, yes, she is very upset about your little love spat, Kaddir. [now speaking to Claudia] He says he will forget everything if you just go home and fix dinner for him.::Claudia: [shouting into the mouthpiece of the phone] Oh, grind some glass, Ayatollah!

Claudia: Well, what was I supposed to think. They looked insane.::Bernice: We're not insane. We're from New Jersey.::Fred: Yeah, the Garden State.

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Insulin - Straight Outta Junior High
• Insulin - Crystal Castles

Well I'm flat broke my whole life is a dream
well it's more like a nightmare you know what I mean?
If you got cash busting out of your seams
it's a new charity won't you send it to me?
Hey, if you wanted to stay well
I don't even care so please just go away
Cuz what you say is the type of disease
my organs twist up inside of me
You've bled me dry sucked the life out of me
I'm all fucked up I need something to eat
Well god damn, you'll get nothing from me
I've got neuropathy in my hands and my feet
cuz the blood flow has decided to cease
day after day when you wont talk to me
I've been checking my pulse running the needle deep
I'm down on my luck and I'm down on my knees
My sugars low I'm feeling sick
Don't you know that you turned me into a diabetic
Thanks for nothing
You know I'm down with you girl
but I'm feeling weak tonight
Won't you be my insulin
My sugars low I'm feeling sick
Don't you know that you turned me into a diabetic
You know I'm down with you girl
but I'm feeling weak tonight

We dissolve everything
Scratch follicles so they don't grow
Expose your shame for all to see
Sell your bones as ivory
Perfume in my blood
Nails grow through the glove
Bruise my embryo
Lay them down lay them down in rows
I sleep for you when you're exhausted
Your first born will be accosted
Fill their lungs with tar and sage
Make the stem cells act their age
Perfume in my blood
Nails grow through the glove
Bruise my embryo