Too Big to Fail (2011)

Actors

• George Aloi (actor)
• Edward Asner (actor)
• Luis Ayala (actor)
• Beau Baxter (actor)
• Peter Benson (actor)
• Marc Bicking (actor)
• Casey Biggs (actor)
• JB Blanc (actor)
• Ken Bulcroft (actor)
• Josh Casaubon (actor)
• Derek Cecil (actor)
• Scott Churchson (actor)
• Bill Clinton (actor)
• Andrew J. Cornelius (actor)
• Ayad Akhtar (actor)

Genres

• Drama
• Drama

Quotes:

Henry Paulson: [TIREDLY] The Fed can lend to non banks under unusual and exigent circumstances, we're thinking of taking over 80% of the company.::Jim Wilkinson: [INSISTENTLY] Hank we can't! This morning we were lecturing the entire country on moral hazard.::Henry Paulson: [INCREASINGLY ANGRILY] AIG has collateral, they have assets, Lehman didn't, we couldn't lend into a hole, its not the same story!::Jim Wilkinson: [PLEADINGLY] Nobody is going to care, its another bailout, with no legislation, the Hill is gonna go crazy, the country is gonna go crazy.::Henry Paulson: [ANGRILY LECTURING] The plane we flew in on this morning leased from AIG, construction downtown AIG, life insurance 81 million policies with a face value of $1.9 trillion. Billions of dollars in teachers' pensions. You want "too big to fail" here it is! You got a better idea -the suggestion box is wide open!

Mack's Assistant: Tim Geithner's calling again.::John Mack: Cover your ears. You tell Tim Geithner to fucking blow me. I'm trying to save my company.

Michele Davis: They almost bring down the US economy as we know but we can't put restrictions on how they spend the $125 billion we're giving them because... they might not take it! [the Assistant Secretary of the Treasury for Public Affairs upon hearing that the 9 bank CEOs may refuse to take free money from the federal government if they had to be held accountable for how they spent it]

Richard Fuld: [on the phone with Neel Kashkari] Last February, we were at 66 a share. Lehman Brothers is *not* Bear Stearns. We have a great business. Real estate will come back. I am not *fucking* giving this company away!

Ben Bernanke: I spent my entire academic career studying the Great Depression. The depression may have started because of a stock market crash, but what hit the general economy was a disruption of credit. Average citizens unable to borrow money, to do anything. To buy a home, start a business, stock their shelves. Credit has the ability to build a modern economy, but lack of credit has the ability to destroy it, swiftly and absolutely. If we do not act, boldly and immediately, we will replay the depression of the 1930s, only this time it will be far, far worse. We don't do this now, we won't have an economy on Monday.

Ben Bernanke: I don't really understand why there needs to be so much tension about this. The country is facing the worst economy since the Great Depression. If the financial system collapses, it will take every one of you down.

Michele Davis: I hate to do this right now, but I'm going to have to have a press call first thing, and I don't know what I'm going to tell them.::Jim Wilkinson: Okay, here's how you explain it. Wall Street started bundling home loans together - mortgage-backed securities - and selling slices of those bundles to investors, and they were making big money. So they started pushing the lenders saying, come on, we need more loans.::Henry Paulson: The lenders had already given loans to borrowers with good credit, so they go bottom feeding, they lower their criteria.::Neel Kashkari: Before, you needed a credit score of 620 and a down payment of 20%; now they'll settle for 500, no money down.::Jim Wilkinson: And the buyer, the regular guy on the street assumes that the experts know what they're doing. He's saying to himself, if the bank's willing to loan me money, I must be able to afford it. So he reaches for the American Dream, he buys that house.::Neel Kashkari: The banks knew securities based on shitbag mortgages were risky...::Henry Paulson: - you'll work on 'shitbag'...::Neel Kashkari: - so to control their downside, the banks started buying a kind of insurance. If mortgages default, insurance company pays. Default swap. The banks insure their potential losses to move the risk off their books, so they can invest more, make more money.::Henry Paulson: And while a lot of companies insured their stuff, one was dumb enough to take on an almost unbelievable amount of risk.::Michele Davis: AIG.::Jim Wilkinson: And you'll work on 'dumb.'::Michele Davis: And when they ask me why they did that?::Jim Wilkinson: Fees!::Neel Kashkari: Hundreds of millions in fees.::Henry Paulson: AIG figures the housing market would just keep going up. But then the unexpected happens.::Jim Wilkinson: Housing prices go down.::Neel Kashkari: Poor bastard who bought his dream house? The teaser rate on his mortgage runs out, his payments go up, he defaults.::Henry Paulson: Mortgage-backed securities tank. AIG has to pay off the swaps. All of them. All over the world. At the same time.::Neel Kashkari: AIG can't pay. AIG goes under. Every bank they insure books massive losses on the same day. And then they all go under. It all comes down.::Michele Davis: [horrified] The *whole* financial system? And what do I say when they ask me why it wasn't regulated?::Henry Paulson: No one wanted to. We were making too much money.

Richard Fuld: [on the housing crisis] You know, people act like we're crack dealers. Nobody put a gun to anybody's head and said, "Hey, nimrod, buy a house you can't afford, and you know what? While you're at it, put a line of credit on that baby and buy yourself a boat."::Joe Gregory: [chuckles] You heard anything from Buffett?::Erin Callan: He's asking for preferred shares at 40, with a dividend of nine percent.::Richard Fuld: [annoyed] We were just at 66. What the fuck?::Joe Gregory: Maybe it's just an opening gambit, Dick.::Richard Fuld: Sounds more like a goddamn insult!::Erin Callan: Dick, we're at 36 right now. We haven't been anywhere near 66 in months. The markets like Buffett. His name will push the price up overnight.::Richard Fuld: You know, I don't care who he is. I am not spending $360 million a year for the pleasure of doing business with him. Real estate will come back.::Joe Gregory: Koreans have been sniffing around.::Richard Fuld: There you go. And they won't steal us blind. I've seen this before: CEOs panic and they sell out cheap. Right now, the Street's running around with its hair on fire, but the storm always passes. We stand strong, and on the other side, we'll eat Goldman's lunch.::Erin Callan: So what do we do about Buffett?::Richard Fuld: Screw Warren Buffett.

Ben Bernanke: [Having breakfast with Henry Paulson] Lehman's down another 10%.::Henry Paulson: You are not gonna let me get down a single bite, are you?::Ben Bernanke: This is why I have oatmeal.

Chris Flowers: Make sure Fuld's not keeping any bad news out of the mix.::Rodgin Cohen: It's "open kimono", to quote Dick.::Chris Flowers: There's a revolting image.

Bernanke, Ben Filmography

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• American Casino
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• Fall of the Republic: The Presidency of Barack H. Obama
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• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Ben Bernanke - Lemon Demon

Hello there, Spencer.
I see you, you boy, boy.
I see you, Spencer.
With my eyes.
You're the architect of my dreams, Spencer.
You plan them, and build them on blue paper,
And hand them to me.
And then I dream them Spencer,
That's what you do for me.
Thank you for that, Spencer,
You prick.
I'm a magician, Spencer.
A furious magician.
Ohh-ooh-ooh-ooh.
Avada kedavra, Spencer.
To you, Spencer.
Avada kedavra to you, Spencer.
You think you're something special, Spencer?
You think you're something brand new?
But you're old oats, Spencer.
You're old, dry, stale oats, Spencer.
I'm a magician, Spencer.
A furious magician.
Ohh-ooh-ooh-ooh.
You're a tall glass of water,
Aren't you, Spencer?
You boy, precious boy.
I'm Ben Bernanke, Spencer,
And I want your teeth
For the Federal Reserve.
I'm cutting interest rates in half, Spencer.
And I need your teeth.
I'll admit, Spencer, you're handsome,
But what have you done with it?
You think you can mock me, Spencer?
Do you?
Do you think you can mock me, Spencer?
Do you think you can capture my essence
And throw it back at me with
Humor and rhetorical devices?
Well, you can't, Spencer.
You don't know what I'm capable of.
I need your teeth
For my Lonely Hearts Club Band, Spencer.
Ben Bernanke.
I'm a magician, Spencer.
A furious magician.
Ohh-ooh-ooh-ooh.
Are you proud of your country?
Are you proud of your country?
I'll bet you are, pretty little boy
Sitting up there in your high chair
Demanding more.. applesauce.
Well you've already got enough applesauce, Spencer.
There's plenty of applesauce on your plate.
I'm going to kiss you, Spencer.
On the lips.
Sexy little rattlesnake,
You naughty little baby boy.
You rambunctious little infant.
My mother tries to get me to go on dates, Spencer.
You know what that's like?
You know how humiliating that is, Spencer...?
Good boy, Spencer.
Spencer... Spencer... (Spencer.)
(OH MY GOD!)
You tall drink of water, Spencer.
I'm a magician, Spencer.
A furious magician.
Ohh-ooh-ooh-ooh.
I'm a magician, Spencer.
A furious magician.
Magician.
Magician.
I love you, Spencer.