Taxidermist (2014)

Actors

• Tim Abell (actor)
• Mark Rolston (actor)
• Leslie Easterbrook (actress)
• Janet DuBois (producer)
• Zev Guber (producer)
• Lenny Mesi (producer)
• Keith Alan Morris (producer)
• Thadd Turner (producer)
• Thadd Turner (writer)
• Sean Murray (composer)
• Cynthia L. Turner (costume designer)
• Thadd Turner (director)
• Tommy Dippel (miscellaneous crew)
• Wyatt Turner (miscellaneous crew)

Genres

• Horror
• Thriller

Taglines:

Immortality is only skin deep....

Darius (2013)

Actors

• Gary Abrams (actor)
• David Abramsky (actor)
• Aaron Burt (actor)
• Gavin Hererra (actor)
• Dave Parke (actor)
• Vinnie Vitale (actor)
• Olivia Alexander (actress)
• Molly Beucher (actress)
• Andrea Monier (actress)
• Caryn Richman (actress)
• Alana Samuels (actress)
• Harrison Barth (producer)
• Alex Chin (producer)
• David Kondratowicz (producer)
• Edward L. Plumb (producer)

Genres

• Comedy
• Drama
• Romance

Champagne, Intimacy, Alan (2013)

Actors

• Francis Adams (actor)
• Nicholas Anscombe (actor)
• Phelim Kelly (actor)
• Paul Terry (actor)
• Maya Lindh (actress)
• Julia Munrow (actress)
• Anna Tarsh (actress)
• Nicholas Anscombe (producer)
• April Kelley (producer)
• David Martin (writer)
• Heather Bradley (costume designer)
• David Martin (director)
• Ryan Axe (editor)
• Tom Cressey (miscellaneous crew)
• Matthew Goodwill (miscellaneous crew)

Genres

• Comedy
• Drama
• Romance
• Short

Call Me Crazy: A Five Film (2013)

Actors

• Lewis John Allen (actor)
• James Avery (actor)
• Tyler Barnes (actor)
• Ken Baumann (actor)
• Haneef Bhatti (actor)
• Sean Carrigan (actor)
• Jay Chandrasekhar (actor)
• Dave Foley (actor)
• Richard Gilliland (actor)
• David Grieco (actor)
• Caleel Harris (actor)
• Clint Howard (actor)
• Ernie Hudson (actor)
• Shishir Kurup (actor)
• Rodney Adams (actor)

Genres

• Drama

You Are Here (2010)

Actors

• Nobu Adilman (actor)
• Scott Anderson (actor)
• Myles Borins (actor)
• Stormm Bradshaw (actor)
• Richard Clarkin (actor)
• Isaac Durnford (actor)
• David Grimes (actor)
• Patrick Hagarty (actor)
• Curtis Harrison (actor)
• Stephen R. Hart (actor)
• Edney Hendrickson (actor)
• Robert Kennedy (actor)
• Jeff Muhsoldt (actor)
• Anand Rajaram (actor)
• Angel Adegboruwa (actor)

Genres

• Drama
• Fantasy
• Sci-Fi

Sweets: A College Sitcom Movie? (2009)

Actors

• Alan Abulencia (actor)
• Alan Abulencia (actor)
• Alan Abulencia (actor)
• Jeff Blum (actor)
• Jeff Blum (actor)
• Matt Brownell (actor)
• Matt Brownell (actor)
• Matt Brownell (actor)
• David Evangelista (actor)
• David Evangelista (actor)
• Taylor Metras (actor)
• Taylor Metras (actor)
• Matt Rent (actor)
• James Sinicropi (actor)
• James Sinicropi (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

That's Sweet!

We're All Gonna Die! (2007)

Actors

• Alan Abulencia (actor)
• Matt Abulencia (actor)
• Tim Arthur (actor)
• Tim Arthur (actor)
• Dave Campolito (actor)
• Heff Carr (actor)
• Justin Dyer (actor)
• David Evangelista (actor)
• Erik German (actor)
• Erik German (actor)
• Tyler Harris (actor)
• Jeff Kulzer (actor)
• Taylor Metras (actor)
• Sheldon Oats (actor)
• Alan Abulencia (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Horror
• Mystery
• Thriller

Quotes:

Alan: Shit! Forgot my pants!

Alan: So, how's it been going lately?::Dave: Oh, it's been going fine... except you left me with a dead body yesterday!::Alan: Other than that though?::Dave: Oh it's fine.

Dave: I need the warmth of a man next to me. I can't do it alone.

Erik: How's Sheryl? Last time I saw Sheryl, she was starting to grow a great set of tits... I mean for a 12 year old, they were fucking out there. How old is she now, like, 16, 17.::Dave: She's 12.::Erik: Oh, when did they move?::Dave: They didn't move.::Erik: Oh... then how are her tits?::Dave: Oh, they said hello.

The Clones: Damn you all!

Dave: You know... the best hordeorves is friendship.

Alan: Oh no. I can't go to a party like this. I better bleed it out.

Six Figures (2005)

Actors

• Marty Antonini (actor)
• Scott Arnold (actor)
• Bill Baksa (actor)
• JR Bourne (actor)
• Doug Curtis (actor)
• Aaron Elekes (actor)
• Andrew Krivanek (actor)
• Chase Mason (actor)
• Michael McAdams (actor)
• Dave Nichols (actor)
• Chad Nobert (actor)
• Jayson Therrien (actor)
• Dave Trimble (actor)
• Jemma Blackwell (actress)
• Frank Adamson (actor)

Genres

• Drama

The Peacemaker (1997)

Actors

• Jay Acovone (actor)
• Matt Adler (actor)
• Adam Alexi-Malle (actor)
• Steve Altes (actor)
• Eric Attio (actor)
• Aleksandr Baluev (actor)
• Randall Batinkoff (actor)
• Michael Boatman (actor)
• Gordon Catlin (actor)
• Charles Cavalier (actor)
• Jared Chandler (actor)
• Bill Christ (actor)
• George Clooney (actor)
• James Colby (actor)
• Dejan Acimovic (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Thriller

Taglines:

This is not a test.
In the fall of 1997, every nuclear device in the world will be accounted for... Except one.
How do you get the world's attention?

Quotes:

Julia Kelly: You will not take action without authorization.::Devoe: What do you think I am, some gung-ho, stupid son of a bitch?::Julia Kelly: No, I don't think you're stupid.

Ken: Colonel, the guy you bagged is Dr. Amir Teraki, Pakistani. PhD in Astrophysics, educated at Harvard.::Colonel Tom Devoe: That's right, people. We educated half the world's terrorists.

Julia: Where the hell is my military liason?::Devoe: Colonel Thomas Devoe reporting as ordered, ma'am. I'm sorry about in there, sometimes my enthusiasm gets the better of me.::Julia: No problem. Would you like some coffee?::Devoe: I'd love some.::Julia: It's over there.

Julia Kelly: So do you think he set us up?::Thomas Devoe: Who?::Julia Kelly: Your friend.::Thomas Devoe: No.::Julia Kelly: How can you be so sure?::Thomas Devoe: Because he's my friend.

Thomas Devoe: Doctor, you can run your charts and your theories all you want. In the field, this is how it works: the good guys, that's us, we chase the bad guys. And they don't wear black hats. They are, however, all alike: they demand power, and respect, and they're willing to pay top dollar to get it. And that is our highly motivated buyer.::Julia Kelly: What about other motivations?::Thomas Devoe: Not important to me.::Julia Kelly: Whether it's important to you or not, there are people out there who don't care about money, who don't give a damn about respect. People who believe the killing of innocent men and women is justified. For them it is about rage, frustration, hatred... they feel pain and they're determined to share it with the world.::Thomas Devoe: Okay, that does me no good. Now let's deal with the facts at hand. 23 hours ago, General Alexander Kodoroff stole ten nuclear warheads.::Julia Kelly: He's just a delivery boy. I'm not afraid of the man who wants ten nuclear weapons, Colonel. I'm terrified of the man who only wants one.

Julia Kelly: [Devoe wants to take a team into Russia while they know where the bombs are] The Russians say they are handling it.::Thomas Devoe: The Russians couldn't find snow in the middle of fucking winter. Look, it's this simple. When that satellite is out of range, those nukes are gone. [pause] It's only jet fuel.

Dusan Gavrich: [a tape meant to be played after his bomb explodes] You will look at what I have done and say, Of course - why not - they are all animals. They have slaughtered each other for centuries. But the truth is, I'm not a monster. I'm a human man - I'm just like you, whether you like it or not. For years, we have tried to live together, until a war was waged on us, on all of us: a war waged by our own leaders. And who supplied the Serb cluster bombs, the Croatian tanks, the Muslim artillery shells that killed our sons and daughters? It was the governments of the West who drew the boundaries of our countries - sometimes in ink, sometimes in blood - the blood of our people. And now you dispatch your peacekeepers to write our destiny again. We can never accept this peace that leaves us with nothing but pain, pain the peacemakers must be made to feel. Their wives, their children, their houses and churches. So now you know, now you must understand. Leave us to find our own destiny. May God have mercy on us all.

Thomas Devoe: I'd like to know something. You moved from Lawrence Livermore to the White House. So, first you build the bombs to blow up the entire world, and now you want to save it. Make up your mind: which is it going to be?::Julia Kelly: Well, I believe this week we're saving it.

Hamilton: Russia, what a fucking mess! God, I miss the cold war.

Julia Kelly: Would you call Langley? We're still waiting on a psych profile on Kodorov.::Thomas Devoe: He's an asshole. Save you the trip.::Julia Kelly: Thanks, I'll settle for the official version.::Thomas Devoe: OK, officially - he's an asshole!

Una tenera storia (1992)

Actors

• Riccardo Acerbi (actor)
• Jean Hebert (actor)
• Marco Quaglia (actor)
• Laura Gemser (actress)
• Anny Papa (actress)
• Kika Rivera (actress)
• Maria Chiara Sasso (actress)
• Elena Dreon (writer)
• Piero Montanari (composer)
• Joe D'Amato (director)
• Kathleen Stratton (editor)

Genres

Alan, Alan Filmography

• Heroes of Magic
  2000, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Parade of Stars
  1983, role: actor , character name: Harry Houdini
• The Magic of David Copperfield II
  1979, role: actor , character name: Himself
• It's Magic
  1962, role: actor

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Si Pudiera Volar - Alan
• Return To Camp Granada - Alan
• Prendiendo Fuego - Alan
• Diamond - Alan
• Camp Granada - Alan
• Alan - Alan

Comienza a amanecer en esta oscuridad
y yo buscandote perdido en soledad
y asi sin ti, que dificil vivir.
Tu aliento se me fue, sin una explicación
dejándome caer en la desolación
y aqui sin ti podría morir.
(CORO)
Si pudiera volar hacia ti
y a la luz de tu universo mi esperanza descubrir
en ti,solo en ti
una ilusión, un corazón
echa volar hacia ti.
Quisiera regresar, volverte a respirar
quedar unido a ti y por una eternidad
y asi renacer y a ti volver.
(CORO)
Si pudiera volar hacia ti
y a la luz de tu universo mi esperanza descubrir
en ti, solo en ti,en ti...
Si pudiera volar hacia ti
y a la luz de tu universo mi esperanza descubrir
en ti,solo en ti
si pudiera volar hacia ti
tocaría el horizonte dejaría de existir
por ti hasta el fin
sin más ni más esta ansiedad

Hello Mother Hello Father
I am back at Camp Granada
and I'm writing you this letter
just to say my compound fracture's getting better.
No one here knows where my trunk is
and my bunk is where the skunk is
and this years the food's improving
cause the little black things in it are not moving.
The camp nurse is quite a swimmer
she says swimming makes you slimmer.
Her name's Mrs. Pellagrini,
Have you ever seen a whale in a bikini!
All our bathrooms have such thin doors
gee I wish they'd move them indoors.
We're all tired of Mother Goose here
so next Friday night they're having Lenny Bruce here!
Let me stay, oh Mother Father,
Let me stay! I love Granada
Every night the camp fire's really keen
Oh, Ma, please send some Unguentine.
Let me stay up here in mother nature's land
and tip-toe through the tulips grand
To leave would be a shame,
besides, I'd miss the poker game.
Please don't worry, Father, Mother
I'll take care of little brother
he plays ball here and he rows here
and I hope they teach him how to blow his nose here.
He wakes up at half past 6 and
goes directly to the quick sand.
He was lonely, now he's better.

*VERSO*
Sin preguntar llegaste a mi y no me pude defender
pero gane cuando perdi
eres perfecta para mi
*PUENTE 1*
tu amor entro bajo mi piel
tan violento
y de repente estoy por ti prendiendo fuego
*CORO*
Si me lo pides soy capaz
de desafiar la eternidad
pues ya lo ves
estoy por ti
prendiendo fuego
o de luchar contra un volcan
mover al sol de su lugar
no hay discusion estoy por ti
prendiendo fuego
*VERSO*
Lo sabes bien
solo por ti
mi mundo ya no esta alrevez
y ya borre lo que vivi
no tengo miedo de caer
*PUENTE 1*
*CORO*
*PUENTE 2*
y ahora estoy
libre de lo que vivi
y ahora se
que tu fuego me encendio

Ano hi sayonara wa ienakatta
Mitomeru mitai de mou aenai koto
Saigo ni [daijoubu] nante uso wo tsuita
Hontou ni taisetsu, omou tabi ni
Hontou ni jibun wo kakushiteshimau no
Okubyou. Wagamama ni narezu ni
Kimi ga inai machi wa
Hitori ni wa hirosugiru ne
Doko he arukidaseba ii?
Afuredasu DIAMOND
Hoo wo tsutai kirakira maiochiru
Donna ni kanashii toki mo
Kizutsukanai tsuyosa ga hoshii to negau no
Itsudatte teokure koukai dake
Kokoro nokoshite wa kabe wo atsuku suru
Dare demo egao no ura de namida otosu
Kimi ga kureta mono wo mada yubi de kazoeteiru
Wasuretari shinai zutto
Tomaranai DIAMOND
Setsunai iro hoshizora ni koboreru
Mou kimi ni aenakutemo
Mae wo muite arukidasanakucha ne ima wo
Nando demo tachidomari furikaeri sagashita
Futari to iu omoide wa tooku
Tsuki dake ga watashi no kage hitotsu mitsumeteiru dake
Afuredasu DIAMOND
Hoo wo tsutai kirakira maiochiru
Donna ni kanashii toki mo
Kizutsukanai tsuyosa ga hoshii to negau no
Ano hi sayonara wa ienakatta
Mitomeru mitai de mou aenai koto
Saigo ni [daijoubu] nante uso wo tsuita
Sunaona jibun ni koukai shinai jibun ni

Camp Granada (COMEDY)
Hello Mudda, hello Fadda,
Here I am at Camp Granada.
Camp is very entertaining,
And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.
I went hiking with Joe Spivy;
He developed poison ivy.
You remember Leonard Skinner;
He got ptomain poisoning last night after dinner.
All the counselors hate the waiters,
And the lake has alligators,
And the head coach wants no sissies,
So he reads to us from something called "Ulysses".
Now I don't want this should it scare ya,
But my bunk mate has malaria.
You remember Jeffrey Hardy,
They're about to organize a searching party.
Take me home, oh Mudda, Fadda,
Take me home, I hate Granada!
Don't leave me out in the forest where
I might get eaten by a bear.
Take me home, I promise I will not make noise,
Or mess the house with other boys.
Oh, please don't make me stay,
I've been here one whole day.
Dearest Fadda, darling Mudda,
How's my precious little brother?
Let me come home if you miss me,
I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me.
Wait a minute, it stopped hailing,
Guys are swimming, gals are sailing.
Playing baseball, gee that's betta,

Hello Mother Hello Father
I am back at Camp Granada
and I'm writing you this letter
just to say my compound fracture's getting better.
No one here knows where my trunk is
and my bunk is where the skunk is
and this years the food's improving
cause the little black things in it are not moving.
The camp nurse is quite a swimmer
she says swimming makes you slimmer.
Her name's Mrs. Pellagrini,
Have you ever seen a whale in a bikini!
All our bathrooms have such thin doors
gee I wish they'd move them indoors.
We're all tired of Mother Goose here
so next Friday night they're having Lenny Bruce here!
Let me stay, oh Mother Father,
Let me stay! I love Granada
Every night the camp fire's really keen
Oh, Ma, please send some Unguentine.
Let me stay up here in mother nature's land
and tip-toe through the tulips grand
To leave would be a shame,
besides, I'd miss the poker game.
Please don't worry, Father, Mother
I'll take care of little brother
he plays ball here and he rows here
and I hope they teach him how to blow his nose here.
He wakes up at half past 6 and
goes directly to the quick sand.
He was lonely, now he's better.