The Higher Power Revenge of a Menace (2013)

Actors

• Xander Givens (actor)
• Taco Jones (actor)
• Jake Uffer (actor)
• Xander Givens (producer)
• Taco Jones (producer)
• Jake Uffer (producer)
• Taco Jones (writer)
• Taco Jones (writer)
• Jake Uffer (writer)
• Jake Uffer (writer)
• Taco Jones (composer)
• Jake Uffer (composer)
• Xander Givens (director)
• Taco Jones (director)
• Jake Uffer (director)

Genres

• Action
• Sci-Fi
• Short

Cyclical Effect (2012)

Actors

• Eric Croft (actor)
• Russ Croley (actor)
• Jeff Davis (actor)
• Donald Farmer (actor)
• John T. Ford (actor)
• Chance Forshee (actor)
• Cameron Hagan (actor)
• What About Ivan (actor)
• Michael Wade Johnson (actor)
• James Russell Lingerfelt (actor)
• Ricky Long (actor)
• Nick Mathis (actor)
• Gerald Maxfield (actor)
• Josh Poteet (actor)
• Jason K. Allen (actor)

Genres

• Drama
• Horror

Taglines:

Will The Circle Be Unbroken?

Quotes:

Ian: When the thin veil of immortality is shown to be a lark, we must then come face to face with the innate reality... that death is coming for us. This is the only real race we humans actually have. The race against the end of the world. Our world.

Zeke: Well when I die, I'm coming back and haunting all you motherfuckers so get ready for it... I'm make some eerie messed up sounds... right when a bitch is going down on ya.

Ian: I've been going on a lot of dates lately.::Renee: Oh really?::Ian: Yeah, from an online dating website.::Renee: Online dating website... that's like a new age bar scene.

Ian: What are you... Nostradamus now?::Zeke: As a matter of fact, I am... I can see into the not so distance future... and I see you madly in love... once again... before the year is out.::Ian: I don't think so La Toya.::Zeke: I'm not kidding man... you just wait and see.::Ian: Alright then, let's make a bet. I'll betcha you're wrong.::Zeke: Alright alright, let's see... I've got... 45 cents.

Richard's Wedding (2012)

Actors

• Thomas J. Buchmueller (actor)
• Dustin Guy Defa (actor)
• Jamie Dobie (actor)
• Randy Gambill (actor)
• Heddy Lahmann (actor)
• Lawrence Michael Levine (actor)
• Theresa Lu (actor)
• Darrill Rosen (actor)
• Adam Schartoff (actor)
• Onur Tukel (actor)
• Josephine Decker (actress)
• Oona Mekas (actress)
• Jennifer Prediger (actress)
• Jason Klorfein (producer)
• Andrew Krucoff (producer)

Genres

• Comedy

Quotes:

Tuna: I just wear three condoms because it makes my penis bigger.

Alex: Okay, one time I did actually punch him in the face, but I feel really awful about it.::Tuna: What did he do?::Alex: We had this huge fight and I blew my lid... I blew my top, and I just punched him. It was just awful.::Tuna: That's such bullshit. You see, a woman can hit a guy in the face, and no one says anything. They laugh about it. It's cute. It's endearing. If a guy hits a girl in the face, it's abuse.

Russell: Fuck Victor Frankl!::Kristin: How can you say that?::Russell: Simple. Take the name 'Victor Frankl' and put the word 'fuck' in front of it.

Alex: You cannot break up with someone because they yell, especially because it's hereditary.

I Am John Wayne (2011)

Actors

• Althea Alexis (actor)
• James Beca (actor)
• Jamir Daaliya (actor)
• Kwa'zeek L. Fisher (actor)
• Andrew Hinkle (actor)
• Sadiq King (actor)
• Basil Scrivens (actor)
• Drea Taylor (actor)
• Violetta Lazé (actress)
• Katya Savina (actress)
• Dita Gruze (producer)
• Mimi Jeffries (producer)
• Ozzie Jones (producer)
• Gerry Kim (producer)
• Liz Ortiz Mackes (producer)

Genres

• Drama
• Short

Creature of Habit (2011)

Actors

• Jeff Davis (actor)
• Donald Farmer (actor)
• Nicholas Grace (actor)
• Nick Jenkins (actor)
• Michael Wade Johnson (actor)
• Ella Lenore Davis (actress)
• Jessie Knowles (actress)
• Dakota Thomas (actress)
• Jamie Cochran Thomas (actress)
• Dana Tufte (actress)
• Michael Wade Johnson (producer)
• Michael Wade Johnson (writer)
• Michael Wade Johnson (composer)
• Michael Wade Johnson (director)
• Michael Wade Johnson (editor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Drama
• Romance
• Short

Taglines:

Change or be changed.

Pushing Thirty (2009)

Actors

• Barry Brisco (actor)
• Albert Chan (actor)
• Oliver Dorman (actor)
• Jason Gordon (actor)
• Gary Halsten (actor)
• Scott Held (actor)
• Scott Lecuyer (actor)
• Matthew Prater (actor)
• Caroline Amiguet (actress)
• Holly Beavon (actress)
• Jodi Clay (actress)
• Lylah Michelle Dixon (actress)
• Stephanie Domini Ehlert (actress)
• Emily Gittens (actress)
• Ben Belack (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Hot Rod (2007)

Actors

• Mark Acheson (actor)
• Will Arnett (actor)
• Aaron Au (actor)
• John Burnside (actor)
• Joseph Castillo (actor)
• Brett Chan (actor)
• John B. Destry (actor)
• Chris Eastman (actor)
• Sammy Fattedad (actor)
• Matthew Gallagher (actor)
• Ometa Gittens (actor)
• Jesse Haddock (actor)
• Bill Hader (actor)
• Paul Herbert (actor)
• Doug Abrahams (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

Smack destiny in the face

Quotes:

Rod Kimble: Life is pain - we've got to scrape the joy from it every chance we get.

Dave: Balls, man! We just ran over a small bus!

Rico: Yoo-hoo, shit heads, I found this bag of fireworks in the men's restroom. Would you guys like to light them off?

Dave: You know, pools are perfect for holding water...

Rod Kimble: [pronouncing the 'wh'] The safe word is "WHiskey."::Kevin Powell: Sorry, Rod, What was that?::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing the 'h'] "WHiskey"::Kevin Powell: [pronouncing it with a silent 'h'] Don't you mean "Whiskey?"::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing the 'h'] WHat?::Kevin Powell: You're saying it weird.::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing every W as WH] Saying WHat WHEird?::Kevin Powell: All of it.::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing the 'h'] [scoffs] WHere do you get off?::Kevin Powell: I just don't get why your saying it that way?::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing every W as WH] WHY I'm saying WHat *WHAT* WHay?::Kevin Powell: Forget it.::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing every W as WH] I WHill! I WHill forget it!

Rod Kimble: [absent-mindedly, as Denise walks away] You look pretty.::Denise: [turning around] What?::Rod Kimble: I said you look shitty.

Dave: Hey, Rod, thanks for the ride.::[Rod sees a chunk of metal lodged in Dave's eye and they both scream]::Dave: Hey, buddy. How's it going?::Rod Kimble: Dave, what happened to your eye?::Dave: This? Is it really noticeable?::Rod Kimble: Yeah!::Dave: Is it really noticeable?::Rod Kimble: Yeah!::Dave: Oh, man, it's totally serendipitous. Well, I got off work early, and you know my buddy Derrick? Well he was like, "I've got this acid, but I can't do it." And I was all like, "Well, I'll do it." So I did it. And by the time I got on my banana board, man, I was... I was tripping balls pretty hard, man. So I decided to get on my bench grinder, and a piece of metal flew up and hit me right in the eye. It was pretty awesome. And that brings us to now.::Rod Kimble: Yeah, well, just try and relax.::Dave: Can do, man. Can do. I'm gonna be honest with you, Rod. You look like a giant eagle with fire all around you, and you've got a mountain for a face.::Rod Kimble: I'm guessing that's the drugs, Dave.::Dave: Yeah, but it's also just kind of weird seeing you drive this minivan.::Rod Kimble: Yeah, well, it's my mom's.::Dave: Balls, man! We just ran over a small bus. This really small bus, we just ran over it.::Rod Kimble: I didn't see anything.::Dave: Hey, we're here. Seriously, man, this is one of the top-ten nicest things anybody has ever done for me.

Marie Powell: It's nice to see him smiling again.::Rod Kimble: He won't be smiling -...::[yelling]::Rod Kimble: WHEN I MURDER HIM!

Rod Kimble: Did you reinforce the take-off ramp?::Rico: No, we didn't have time.::Rod Kimble: [unsure] Cool.

Dave: Oh, whoa, wait, what? Why is Rod kissing his sister?::Kevin Powell: Oh, Denise isn't his sister.::Dave: She's not?::Kevin Powell: No::Dave: Oh. That shatters my entire universe.

Acid Bath (2006)

Actors

• Mike Bilodeau (actor)
• Eric Campos (actor)
• Chris De Leon (actor)
• Jon Evans (actor)
• Mario Faught (actor)
• Lou Garcia (actor)
• Lou Garcia (actor)
• Santos Ivey (actor)
• Chris Macedo (actor)
• Adalberto R. Martinez (actor)
• Erich A. Muller (actor)
• Todd Piperi (actor)
• Jason Serrato (actor)
• Slobodan Slobotkin (actor)
• Mike Bilodeau (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Crime
• Horror
• Thriller

Taglines:

Only the insane will survive.

Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003)

Actors

• José Luis Avendaño (actor)
• Antonio Banderas (actor)
• Jorge Becerril (actor)
• Rubén Blades (actor)
• Víctor Carpinteiro (actor)
• Steve Constancio (actor)
• Miguel Couturier (actor)
• Willem Dafoe (actor)
• Rodolfo De Alexandre (actor)
• Johnny Depp (actor)
• Dagoberto Gama (actor)
• René Gatica (actor)
• Rogelio Gonzalez Grau (actor)
• Bernard Hacker (actor)
• Pedro Armendáriz Jr. (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Thriller

Taglines:

The Time Has Come.

Quotes:

Left Nut: I was tortured once... I didn't like it. You know what the really fucked up part was? They tore out my left nut. That really turned me off to the whole thing.

[last lines]::Carolina: [in Spanish]::[subtitled version]::Carolina: What do you want in life?::El Mariachi: To be free...::Carolina: Simple.::El Mariachi: No.

Agent Sands: Are you a Mexi-CAN or a Mexi-CAN'T?::Cucuy: I'm a Mexi-CAN::Agent Sands: Good. Then do as I say.

Agent Sands: [Hands the bar keep a lunch box] I couldn't find a briefcase small enough for 10,000 dollars.

Agent Sands: Why? Why would I want that? Why would I want bubblegum?

[El meets Cucuy in the middle of town]::Cucuy: There's cartel on every corner.::El Mariachi: Sands told me you handle protection.::Cucuy: I don't work for Sands anymore. And since I'm a Mexi-can, I can do whatever I want.::El Mariachi: Then I guess I don't work for Sands neither. Goodbye.::[Cucuy grabs his arm]::Cucuy: There's a price on your head. I'm going to collect. Why don't you just tell Barillo everything you know and then maybe he'll just cut off your hands.::El Mariachi: And if I don't?::Cucuy: Remember that old man I killed in your village? What if your whole village was next?::El Mariachi: Would you kill them?::Cucuy: Me?::[Points to his men]::Cucuy: They certainly would.::El Mariachi: Then I guess I have no choice... but to kill you all.

[upon finding something hidden in a corpse's hollow eye socket]::Agent Sands: Well, I guess I should thank you for not sticking it up your ass.

[first lines]::Agent Sands: I never heard of him.::Belini: Who?::Agent Sands: The man you recommended.::Belini: The guitar fighter?

[standing in front of Sands with no eyes]::Ajedrez: See anything you like?::[shoots her in the stomach]::Agent Sands: No.

Agent Sands: Okay, Okay. I'm going to freak right out.

Visitors (2003)

Actors

• Phil Ceberano (actor)
• Tim Elston (actor)
• Donni Frizzell (actor)
• Steven Grives (actor)
• Clive Hearne (actor)
• Bruce Hughes (actor)
• Christopher Kirby (actor)
• Alysha McKenzie (actor)
• Dominic Purcell (actor)
• Allan Q (actor)
• Khairi Razzaai (actor)
• Che Timmins (actor)
• Soula Alexander (actress)
• Bridgette Burton (actress)
• Ray Barrett (actor)

Genres

• Drama
• Horror
• Mystery
• Thriller

Taglines:

Fear runs deep.

Jones, Taco Filmography

• The Higher Power Revenge of a Menace
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• The Higher Power Revenge of a Menace
  2013, role: producer
• The Higher Power Revenge of a Menace
  2013, role: writer
• The Higher Power Revenge of a Menace
  2013, role: writer
• The Higher Power Revenge of a Menace
  2013, role: composer
• The Higher Power Revenge of a Menace
  2013, role: director
• The Higher Power Revenge of a Menace
  2013, role: editor