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Russell Peters Stand Up Comedy! BEST EVER!
Russell Peters Stand Up Comedy! BEST EVER!
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Kevin James - Sweat the small stuff - 45min Full Length Stand Up Comedy, Grown Ups 2, King of Queen
Kevin James - Sweat the small stuff - 45min Full Length Stand Up Comedy, Grown Ups 2, King of QueenKevin James - Sweat the small stuff - 45min Full Length Stand Up Comedy, Grown Ups 2, King of Queen
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Brian Regan - Very Funny Stand Up Comedy Enjoy
Brian Regan - Very Funny Stand Up Comedy EnjoyBrian Regan - Very Funny Stand Up Comedy Enjoy
Get Ready To Laugh Your Ass Off. Clean But Very Funny. From 2007 Called Standing Up.
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Jerry Seinfeld - Full Stand Up Comedy
Jerry Seinfeld - Full Stand Up ComedyJerry Seinfeld - Full Stand Up Comedy
It's Called (I'm Telling You For The Last Time) Jerry Seinfeld is an American Comic Icon. Many of today's Comedians have been influenced by him. Enjoy.
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Mitch Hedberg - Stand Up Comedy Full Show 15+
Mitch Hedberg - Stand Up Comedy Full Show 15+Mitch Hedberg - Stand Up Comedy Full Show 15+
Hey Guys I've Uploaded This Video In Memory Of 1 Of The Best & Most Underrated Stand Up Comedians, Mr Mitch Hedberg 1968 - 2005. You May Remember Him From Th...
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DaveChappelle-Stand up comedy
DaveChappelle-Stand up comedyDaveChappelle-Stand up comedy
DaveChappelle-Stand up comedy (2004) -Oldie but Goldie David Khari Webber -Dave- Chappelle[4] (-ʃəˈpɛl-, born August 24, 1973, in Washington D.C.) is an American comedian, screenwriter, television and film producer, and actor. After beginning his film career in 1993 as Ahchoo in Mel Brooks' Robin Hood: Men in Tights, he landed minor roles in box office hits including The Nutty Professor, Con Air, and Blue Streak. He co-wrote himself into his first lead role in Half Baked (1998), which was directed by Tamra Davis. In 2003, he became more widely known for his popular sketch comedy television series, Chappelle's Show, co-written with Neal Brennan, which ran until his abrupt retirement from the show two years later. By early 2005, the first season DVD set of Chappelle's Show had become the best-selling TV series of all time,[5] beating out The Simpsons, Family Guy, and Friends. In 2006, Chappelle was called -the comic genius of America- by Esquire[1] and, in 2013, -the best- by a Billboard writer.[6] The show continues to run in popular late-night syndication and on television networks around the world. Comedy Central ranks him No. 43 in -the 100 Greatest Stand-Ups of All Time.-[7] He lives with his family in Yellow Springs, Ohio, and continues to perform stand-up, recently touring the U.S. as part of the 2013 Oddball Comedy & Curiosity Festival.
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Robin Williams - stand up comedy full performance
Robin Williams - stand up comedy full performanceRobin Williams - stand up comedy full performance
Robin Williams stand up comedy live from Washington.
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Dylan Moran - Like, Totally
Dylan Moran - Like, TotallyDylan Moran - Like, Totally
Dylan Moran. Man. Legend. Irish. His famous "Like, Totally" tour from 2006.
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Bill Engvall - Here's Your Sign (Full Standup Comedy)
Bill Engvall - Here's Your Sign (Full Standup Comedy)Bill Engvall - Here's Your Sign (Full Standup Comedy)
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Eddie Griffin - Voodoo Child - Comedy Stand up [FULL MOVIE]
Eddie Griffin - Voodoo Child - Comedy Stand up [FULL MOVIE]Eddie Griffin - Voodoo Child - Comedy Stand up [FULL MOVIE]
Eddie Griffin - Voodoo Child - Comedy Stand up [FULL MOVIE] Eddie Griffin,Eddie,Griffin,Voodoo Child,voodo, child, Comedy,funniest stand up, Stand up, comedy, best comedy, stage comedy, standup comedy, stand up, standup comedy, standup, comedy, comedy, funny, funniest, best funnt comedy, funny,funniest,stage comedy,stage stad up, stand up, kathy griffins, jim jefferies,
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Stewart Lee - Stand up Comedian (FULL)
Stewart Lee - Stand up Comedian (FULL)Stewart Lee - Stand up Comedian (FULL)
Stewart Lee - Stand up Comedian - October 2005
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Martin Lawrence You So Crazy Stand Up Comedy
Martin Lawrence You So Crazy Stand Up ComedyMartin Lawrence You So Crazy Stand Up Comedy
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Stand Up Comedy... On Acid!Stand Up Comedy... On Acid!
VICE correspondant Joshua Haddow attempts stand-up comedy for the first time... on acid. We also went to the Westminster Dog Show on Acid. Check it out here:...
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Russell Peters Stand Up Comedy! BEST EVER!
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- Duration: 45:08
- Updated: 20 Aug 2013
If You Never Laugh At This Video, There IS Something Wrong with You!!!!
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If You Never Laugh At This Video, There IS Something Wrong with You!!!!
- published: 09 May 2012
- views: 1419580
- author: TheSuperNinjaUnicorn
Kevin James - Sweat the small stuff - 45min Full Length Stand Up Comedy, Grown Ups 2, King of Queen
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- Duration: 43:11
- Updated: 07 Nov 2013
I created this video with the YouTube Video Editor (http://www.youtube.com/editor)
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- published: 07 Nov 2013
- views: 301
Brian Regan - Very Funny Stand Up Comedy Enjoy
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- Duration: 42:44
- Updated: 20 Aug 2013
Get Ready To Laugh Your Ass Off. Clean But Very Funny. From 2007 Called Standing Up.
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Get Ready To Laugh Your Ass Off. Clean But Very Funny. From 2007 Called Standing Up.
- published: 04 May 2013
- views: 252819
- author: Sam Samson
Jerry Seinfeld - Full Stand Up Comedy
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- Duration: 69:20
- Updated: 19 Aug 2013
It's Called (I'm Telling You For The Last Time) Jerry Seinfeld is an American Comic Icon. Many of today's Comedians have been influenced by him. Enjoy.
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It's Called (I'm Telling You For The Last Time) Jerry Seinfeld is an American Comic Icon. Many of today's Comedians have been influenced by him. Enjoy.
- published: 07 Mar 2013
- views: 271355
- author: jack jones
Mitch Hedberg - Stand Up Comedy Full Show 15+
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- Duration: 37:52
- Updated: 20 Aug 2013
Hey Guys I've Uploaded This Video In Memory Of 1 Of The Best & Most Underrated Stand Up Comedians, Mr Mitch Hedberg 1968 - 2005. You May Remember Him From Th...
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Hey Guys I've Uploaded This Video In Memory Of 1 Of The Best & Most Underrated Stand Up Comedians, Mr Mitch Hedberg 1968 - 2005. You May Remember Him From Th...
- published: 07 May 2013
- views: 430662
- author: Sam Samson
DaveChappelle-Stand up comedy
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- Duration: 55:09
- Updated: 13 Dec 2013
DaveChappelle-Stand up comedy (2004) -Oldie but Goldie
David Khari Webber -Dave- Chappelle[4] (-ʃəˈpɛl-, born August 24, 1973, in Washington D.C.) is an American comedian, screenwriter, television and film producer, and actor. After beginning his film career in 1993 as Ahchoo in Mel Brooks' Robin Hood: Men in Tights, he landed minor roles in box office hits including The Nutty Professor, Con Air, and Blue Streak. He co-wrote himself into his first lead role in Half Baked (1998), which was directed by Tamra Davis.
In 2003, he became more widely known for his popular sketch comedy television series, Chappelle's Show, co-written with Neal Brennan, which ran until his abrupt retirement from the show two years later. By early 2005, the first season DVD set of Chappelle's Show had become the best-selling TV series of all time,[5] beating out The Simpsons, Family Guy, and Friends. In 2006, Chappelle was called -the comic genius of America- by Esquire[1] and, in 2013, -the best- by a Billboard writer.[6] The show continues to run in popular late-night syndication and on television networks around the world. Comedy Central ranks him No. 43 in -the 100 Greatest Stand-Ups of All Time.-[7]
He lives with his family in Yellow Springs, Ohio, and continues to perform stand-up, recently touring the U.S. as part of the 2013 Oddball Comedy & Curiosity Festival.
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DaveChappelle-Stand up comedy (2004) -Oldie but Goldie
David Khari Webber -Dave- Chappelle[4] (-ʃəˈpɛl-, born August 24, 1973, in Washington D.C.) is an American comedian, screenwriter, television and film producer, and actor. After beginning his film career in 1993 as Ahchoo in Mel Brooks' Robin Hood: Men in Tights, he landed minor roles in box office hits including The Nutty Professor, Con Air, and Blue Streak. He co-wrote himself into his first lead role in Half Baked (1998), which was directed by Tamra Davis.
In 2003, he became more widely known for his popular sketch comedy television series, Chappelle's Show, co-written with Neal Brennan, which ran until his abrupt retirement from the show two years later. By early 2005, the first season DVD set of Chappelle's Show had become the best-selling TV series of all time,[5] beating out The Simpsons, Family Guy, and Friends. In 2006, Chappelle was called -the comic genius of America- by Esquire[1] and, in 2013, -the best- by a Billboard writer.[6] The show continues to run in popular late-night syndication and on television networks around the world. Comedy Central ranks him No. 43 in -the 100 Greatest Stand-Ups of All Time.-[7]
He lives with his family in Yellow Springs, Ohio, and continues to perform stand-up, recently touring the U.S. as part of the 2013 Oddball Comedy & Curiosity Festival.
- published: 13 Dec 2013
- views: 38
Robin Williams - stand up comedy full performance
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- Duration: 89:41
- Updated: 20 Aug 2013
Robin Williams stand up comedy live from Washington.
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Robin Williams stand up comedy live from Washington.
- published: 09 Jun 2012
- views: 1294010
- author: artchannel333
Dylan Moran - Like, Totally
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- Duration: 66:10
- Updated: 19 Aug 2013
Dylan Moran. Man. Legend. Irish. His famous "Like, Totally" tour from 2006.
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Dylan Moran. Man. Legend. Irish. His famous "Like, Totally" tour from 2006.
- published: 29 Nov 2011
- views: 1765356
- author: TheBaronessIsAwesome
Bill Engvall - Here's Your Sign (Full Standup Comedy)
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- Duration: 71:50
- Updated: 19 Aug 2013
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- published: 14 Jun 2013
- views: 20199
- author: David Jackson
Eddie Griffin - Voodoo Child - Comedy Stand up [FULL MOVIE]
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Eddie Griffin - Voodoo Child - Comedy Stand up [FULL MOVIE]
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Eddie Griffin - Voodoo Child - Comedy Stand up [FULL MOVIE]
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- published: 24 Nov 2012
- views: 1403244
Stewart Lee - Stand up Comedian (FULL)
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- Duration: 78:18
- Updated: 11 Sep 2013
Stewart Lee - Stand up Comedian - October 2005
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Stewart Lee - Stand up Comedian - October 2005
- published: 11 Sep 2013
- views: 2803
Martin Lawrence You So Crazy Stand Up Comedy
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- Duration: 86:49
- Updated: 19 Aug 2013
this is during 1993 i love everyone but don't come up here watch this video and get butthurt bout racial jokes if you dont like that im sorry this video not ...
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this is during 1993 i love everyone but don't come up here watch this video and get butthurt bout racial jokes if you dont like that im sorry this video not ...
- published: 12 Feb 2013
- views: 260250
- author: jerome Beeezee
Stand Up Comedy... On Acid!
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- Duration: 12:25
- Updated: 20 Aug 2013
VICE correspondant Joshua Haddow attempts stand-up comedy for the first time... on acid. We also went to the Westminster Dog Show on Acid. Check it out here:...
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VICE correspondant Joshua Haddow attempts stand-up comedy for the first time... on acid. We also went to the Westminster Dog Show on Acid. Check it out here:...
- published: 24 Oct 2012
- views: 922057
- author: VICE
17 Year Old Stand Up Comedian (Funny)
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- Duration: 6:52
- Updated: 08 Aug 2013
17 Year Old Stand Up Comedian (Funny)
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Stand Up Comedian Impersonates Angel Locsin
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- Duration: 8:36
- Updated: 16 Aug 2013
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David Spade - Full Stand Up Comedy
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- Duration: 56:11
- Updated: 07 Mar 2013
From 1998. It's Called (Take The Hit)
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From 1998. It's Called (Take The Hit)
- published: 07 Mar 2013
- views: 1162222
FILIPINO STAND UP COMEDIAN
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- Duration: 10:01
- Updated: 18 Aug 2013
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RICHARD PRYOR - 1974 - Standup Comrdy
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- Duration: 5:42
- Updated: 20 Aug 2013
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- published: 28 May 2013
- views: 60170
- author: classiccomedybits
Jerry Seinfeld: NEW Stand Up Comedy 2004-2013 compilation
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- Duration: 41:28
- Updated: 20 Aug 2013
A 40-minute compilation of various appearances made by renowned comedian, Jerry Seinfeld on several late-night talk shows, in which he delivers his NEW mater...
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A 40-minute compilation of various appearances made by renowned comedian, Jerry Seinfeld on several late-night talk shows, in which he delivers his NEW mater...
- published: 03 Jul 2013
- views: 26309
- author: SheldonCooperJT
Doug Stanhope "60 Inches Of AIDS On Any Given Sunday"
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- Duration: 8:13
- Updated: 08 Oct 2013
Doug Stanhope talks about Breast Cancer Awareness taking over the NFL during October, which sends him into the football fantasy that makes him hate himself. Off his album "Beer Hall Putsch" available now from New Wave Dynamics.
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iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/beer-hall-putsch/id698690385
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Doug Stanhope talks about Breast Cancer Awareness taking over the NFL during October, which sends him into the football fantasy that makes him hate himself. Off his album "Beer Hall Putsch" available now from New Wave Dynamics.
CD: http://amzn.com/B00E21DAF0
iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/beer-hall-putsch/id698690385
- published: 08 Oct 2013
- views: 28265
Funniest Stand up Comedy Ever by Jim Carrey
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- Duration: 5:00
- Updated: 19 Aug 2013
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- published: 01 May 2009
- views: 11165704
- author: HomersOmar
Brian Regan (The Epitome Of Hyperbole) Full Show
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- Duration: 45:26
- Updated: 19 Aug 2013
Very Funny Man. If You Enjoyed This Show & If You Can, Please Support Him By Buying His CD/DVD Or Go See Him Live. (When Jim Carrey Stops Being Funny, Brian ...
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Very Funny Man. If You Enjoyed This Show & If You Can, Please Support Him By Buying His CD/DVD Or Go See Him Live. (When Jim Carrey Stops Being Funny, Brian ...
- published: 04 May 2013
- views: 497298
- author: Sam Samson
Why does Sunny Leone regret dating stand-up comedian Russell Peters
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- Duration: 0:50
- Updated: 18 Mar 2014
Why does Sunny Leone regret dating stand-up comedian Russell Peters
by http://www.bollywoodlife.com
It was only natural for Russell Peters, that ridiculously hilarious chap who made us giggle every time he uttered 'somebody gonna get a hurt real bad' and Sunny Leone to bond. Since both find their origin in India, the two were brought up in Canada, it was only obvious for the stand-up comedian with an enviable fan following to gel with Sunny who had already made a name for herself in the US thanks to her colourful portfolio.
Though Russell Peters is now married to Monica Diaz and Sunny is merrily 'managed' by her husband Daniel Webber, the adult film queen-turned-Bollywood-hottie maintains that dating Peters was a mistake. "You know, we were friends for such a long time and sometimes if you are friends for so long you think you can end up together. So we dated each other for some time, but I think that was a mistake I mean it spoils a lot of things," said the 32-year old bombshell in an interview to a daily.
Well, things might not have worked out fine between Sunny and Peters, but the babe still maintains that her ex-boyfriend was a nice chap. "If I met him now, I will probably hug him and ask him about his family. He is a nice guy," added the Ragini MMS 2 actor.
Now we are waiting to see if Russell will ever speak about his association with Sunny by shedding light on their 'happy days' (and nights) in Canada!
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Why does Sunny Leone regret dating stand-up comedian Russell Peters
by http://www.bollywoodlife.com
It was only natural for Russell Peters, that ridiculously hilarious chap who made us giggle every time he uttered 'somebody gonna get a hurt real bad' and Sunny Leone to bond. Since both find their origin in India, the two were brought up in Canada, it was only obvious for the stand-up comedian with an enviable fan following to gel with Sunny who had already made a name for herself in the US thanks to her colourful portfolio.
Though Russell Peters is now married to Monica Diaz and Sunny is merrily 'managed' by her husband Daniel Webber, the adult film queen-turned-Bollywood-hottie maintains that dating Peters was a mistake. "You know, we were friends for such a long time and sometimes if you are friends for so long you think you can end up together. So we dated each other for some time, but I think that was a mistake I mean it spoils a lot of things," said the 32-year old bombshell in an interview to a daily.
Well, things might not have worked out fine between Sunny and Peters, but the babe still maintains that her ex-boyfriend was a nice chap. "If I met him now, I will probably hug him and ask him about his family. He is a nice guy," added the Ragini MMS 2 actor.
Now we are waiting to see if Russell will ever speak about his association with Sunny by shedding light on their 'happy days' (and nights) in Canada!
- published: 18 Mar 2014
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Doug Stanhope on Freedom
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- Duration: 3:44
- Updated: 11 Aug 2013
From his DVD, "Deadbeat Hero". Find out more about Doug and why he's your candidate for President of the United States in 2008, go to www.DougStanhope.com or...
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From his DVD, "Deadbeat Hero". Find out more about Doug and why he's your candidate for President of the United States in 2008, go to www.DougStanhope.com or...
- published: 01 Aug 2006
- views: 294115
- author: Norman Wilkerson
Doug Stanhope's "Political Saturation"
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- Duration: 10:34
- Updated: 30 Jun 2013
Vintage Doug. Courtesy of Sacred Cow.
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Louis CK-1987
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- Duration: 3:11
- Updated: 06 Aug 2013
This is a rare video of Louis CK performing standup comedy in the 80s.
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This is a rare video of Louis CK performing standup comedy in the 80s.
- published: 19 Jun 2007
- views: 255742
- author: bluesman520
Patrice Oneal schools brawd on funny
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- Duration: 6:55
- Updated: 16 Aug 2013
Patrice Oneal comments on O&A; on Fox news.
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Patrice Oneal comments on O&A; on Fox news.
- published: 15 May 2007
- views: 874402
- author: distortion09
Louis CK standup clip at "Cinema Classics in NYC 8/3/04
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- Duration: 10:30
- Updated: 11 Aug 2013
http://www.louisck.com very fucked up jokes that I mostly never told again. Just a strange set I did in Eugene Mirman's room in the East Village.
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http://www.louisck.com very fucked up jokes that I mostly never told again. Just a strange set I did in Eugene Mirman's room in the East Village.
- published: 13 Dec 2006
- views: 620182
- author: Louis C.K.
John Caparulo - Just For Laughs 2006
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- Duration: 4:03
- Updated: 20 Aug 2013
One of the up and coming greats, John Caparulo, performing at the Montreal International Comedy Festival in 2006. Man, his timing is fantastic.
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One of the up and coming greats, John Caparulo, performing at the Montreal International Comedy Festival in 2006. Man, his timing is fantastic.
- published: 18 Aug 2007
- views: 1748884
- author: Firenzeta
Patrice O'neal Teaches Women How to Keep Their Man Happy
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- Duration: 2:16
- Updated: 14 Aug 2013
On HBO's One Night Stand Patrice O'neal teaches woman the proper things to do to keep their man...and i couldn't agree more.
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On HBO's One Night Stand Patrice O'neal teaches woman the proper things to do to keep their man...and i couldn't agree more.
- published: 28 Sep 2006
- views: 498733
- author: johnnyrockts
Doug Stanhope - Remember that guy...?
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- Duration: 3:06
- Updated: 22 Jun 2013
Doug Stanhope - Remember that guy...? http://www.dougstanhope.com/ http://www.lp.org/
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Doug Stanhope - Remember that guy...? http://www.dougstanhope.com/ http://www.lp.org/
- published: 22 Jun 2008
- views: 39506
- author: Finch2009
Doug Stanhope : Having interesting thoughts? Don't worry...
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- Duration: 4:36
- Updated: 02 Aug 2013
doug stanhope.
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Doug Stanhope - Excess in Moderation
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- Duration: 2:30
- Updated: 14 Aug 2013
Doug Stanhope from Word of Mouth DVD best living comedian www.dougstanhope.com part of myownmuse project.
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Doug Stanhope from Word of Mouth DVD best living comedian www.dougstanhope.com part of myownmuse project.
- published: 19 Jan 2007
- views: 270891
- author: myownmyth
Doug Stanhope - Would you Believe
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- Duration: 3:52
- Updated: 16 Jul 2013
Doug Stanhope excerpt from Word of Mouth available at www.sacredcow.com also visit www.dougstanhope.com.
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Doug Stanhope excerpt from Word of Mouth available at www.sacredcow.com also visit www.dougstanhope.com.
- published: 21 Jan 2007
- views: 435248
- author: myownmyth
Pablo Francisco - Rehab [Drugs]
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- Duration: 4:12
- Updated: 15 Jul 2013
Good Audio Quality + Hi-Fi.
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Louis CK - 1996 - Comedy Half Hour (part 1 of 3)
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- Duration: 7:09
- Updated: 16 Aug 2013
Part 1 of 3.
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FARTS etc: Bathrooms, Pooping, Teabags, and Porn
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- Duration: 4:36
- Updated: 31 Dec 2012
Rooftop Comedy films stand-up comedy 7 nights a week in the best comedy clubs around the world bringing you instant access to the biggest headliners and a fi...
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Rooftop Comedy films stand-up comedy 7 nights a week in the best comedy clubs around the world bringing you instant access to the biggest headliners and a fi...
- published: 02 Jul 2009
- views: 5853
- author: RooftopComedy
Nick Swardson Stand-up
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- Duration: 2:18
- Updated: 06 Aug 2013
Nick Swardson has had two stand-up specials on Comedy Central and has been in a number of movies including: The Benchwarmers, Art School Confidentiial, Malib...
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Nick Swardson has had two stand-up specials on Comedy Central and has been in a number of movies including: The Benchwarmers, Art School Confidentiial, Malib...
- published: 30 May 2006
- views: 1423556
- author: popsongromance
Louis CK on Gay Marriage
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- Duration: 3:33
- Updated: 13 Aug 2013
louie's take on one of the topics most relevant to our time.
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louie's take on one of the topics most relevant to our time.
- published: 17 Sep 2006
- views: 1228800
- author: DAKlives
Doug Stanhope - Don't Work Hard
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- Duration: 5:11
- Updated: 22 Jul 2013
Doug Stanhope - Don't Work Hard http://www.dougstanhope.com/ http://www.lp.org/ http://www.xmradio.com/
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Doug Stanhope - Don't Work Hard http://www.dougstanhope.com/ http://www.lp.org/ http://www.xmradio.com/
- published: 28 Jul 2008
- views: 120784
- author: Finch2009
Dave Chappelle in San Francisco Part 1
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- Duration: 10:01
- Updated: 17 Aug 2013
Stand up Dave Chappelle 1997.
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Dave Chappelle Chicken
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- Duration: 2:40
- Updated: 17 Aug 2013
stand up.
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Bill Burr 5 Minute stand-up.
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- Duration: 5:26
- Updated: 19 Aug 2013
Bill Burr on a Merrick and Rosso comedy special circa May/June 2004.
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Bill Burr on a Merrick and Rosso comedy special circa May/June 2004.
- published: 27 Mar 2008
- views: 1438097
- author: ahabse7en
Bill Burr- Racist on the Internet
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- Duration: 2:31
- Updated: 18 Aug 2013
if the video is screwed up in any way sorry about that my sound on my computer is completely gone so give me feedback on the sound quality.
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if the video is screwed up in any way sorry about that my sound on my computer is completely gone so give me feedback on the sound quality.
- published: 25 Jan 2009
- views: 493531
- author: BlackBinLaden7
Bill Burr .... Racist Movies
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- Duration: 2:36
- Updated: 18 Aug 2013
Talks About Racist Movies.
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Nick Di Paolo on wedding rings
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- Duration: 0:19
- Updated: 17 Aug 2012
In this classic Just For Laughs clip Nick says theres an easy way to know how much compromise exists in a marriage. See Nick host some of todays most hilariously crude comedians at the Nasty...
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In this classic Just For Laughs clip Nick says theres an easy way to know how much compromise exists in a marriage. See Nick host some of todays most hilariously crude comedians at the Nasty...
- published: 02 Jun 2009
- views: 16998
- author: TorontoJustForLaughs
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"Last Comic Standing and My Mom" - Gabriel Iglesias- (From Hot & Fluffy comedy special)
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- Duration: 3:42
- Updated: 18 Aug 2013
Here is a clip of me talking about my experience on Last Comic and how supportive my mother is from my comedy special "Hot and Fluffy Comedy."
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Here is a clip of me talking about my experience on Last Comic and how supportive my mother is from my comedy special "Hot and Fluffy Comedy."
- published: 04 May 2010
- views: 5106477
- author: Gabriel Iglesias
"Latino TV, Soda & Cake" - Gabriel Iglesias- (From Hot & Fluffy comedy special)
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- Duration: 3:09
- Updated: 18 Aug 2013
Here is a clip of me talking about Latino TV, Soda and Cake from my Comedy Central special "Hot and Fluffy Comedy." Watch it and let me know what you think.
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Here is a clip of me talking about Latino TV, Soda and Cake from my Comedy Central special "Hot and Fluffy Comedy." Watch it and let me know what you think.
- published: 04 May 2010
- views: 6246371
- author: Gabriel Iglesias
"Memories" - Gabriel Iglesias- (From Hot & Fluffy comedy special)
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- Duration: 1:54
- Updated: 07 Aug 2013
Here is a clip of me talking about memories from my Comedy Central special "Hot and Fluffy Comedy." Watch it and let me know what you think.
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Here is a clip of me talking about memories from my Comedy Central special "Hot and Fluffy Comedy." Watch it and let me know what you think.
- published: 03 May 2010
- views: 3797799
- author: Gabriel Iglesias
"Livin' Life" - Gabriel Iglesias- (From Hot & Fluffy comedy special)
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- Duration: 3:05
- Updated: 19 Aug 2013
Here is a clip of me talking about living life and enjoying yourself from my comedy central special "Hot and Fluffy Comedy." Watch it and let me know what yo...
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Here is a clip of me talking about living life and enjoying yourself from my comedy central special "Hot and Fluffy Comedy." Watch it and let me know what yo...
- published: 03 May 2010
- views: 4214627
- author: Gabriel Iglesias
"Spanish Radio" - Gabriel Iglesias- (From Hot & Fluffy comedy special)
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- Duration: 2:17
- Updated: 18 Aug 2013
Here is a clip of me talking about Spanish radio from my comedy central special "Hot and Fluffy comedy." Watch it and let me know what you think.
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Here is a clip of me talking about Spanish radio from my comedy central special "Hot and Fluffy comedy." Watch it and let me know what you think.
- published: 03 May 2010
- views: 5503521
- author: Gabriel Iglesias
"Broke Back Mexican" - Gabriel Iglesias- (From Hot & Fluffy comedy special)
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- Duration: 2:41
- Updated: 20 Aug 2013
Here is a clip of me talking about my flashing before my eyes from my comedy central special "Hot and Fluffy comedy." Watch it and let me know what you think.
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Here is a clip of me talking about my flashing before my eyes from my comedy central special "Hot and Fluffy comedy." Watch it and let me know what you think.
- published: 03 May 2010
- views: 7004154
- author: Gabriel Iglesias
"Road Trip" - Gabriel Iglesias- (From Hot & Fluffy comedy special)
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- Duration: 9:47
- Updated: 20 Aug 2013
Here is a clip of me talking about taking a road trip with my friends from my comedy central special "Hot and Fluffy comedy." Watch it and let me know what y...
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Here is a clip of me talking about taking a road trip with my friends from my comedy central special "Hot and Fluffy comedy." Watch it and let me know what y...
- published: 02 May 2010
- views: 15811447
- author: Gabriel Iglesias
"Strippers" - Gabriel Iglesias- (From Hot & Fluffy comedy special)
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- Duration: 3:09
- Updated: 19 Aug 2013
Here is a clip of me talking about going to a strip club with my friend Paul Rodriguez from my Comedy Central special "Hot and Fluffy comedy." Watch it and l...
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Here is a clip of me talking about going to a strip club with my friend Paul Rodriguez from my Comedy Central special "Hot and Fluffy comedy." Watch it and l...
- published: 02 May 2010
- views: 8219719
- author: Gabriel Iglesias
"New Car / Volkswagen Beetle" - Gabriel Iglesias- (From Hot & Fluffy comedy special)
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- Duration: 3:41
- Updated: 20 Aug 2013
Here is a clip about my new car from my comedy special "Hot and Fluffy Comedy." Watch it and let me know what you think.
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Here is a clip about my new car from my comedy special "Hot and Fluffy Comedy." Watch it and let me know what you think.
- published: 02 May 2010
- views: 6358259
- author: Gabriel Iglesias
"Making Cops Laugh / Krispy Kreme Doughnuts" - Gabriel Iglesias - (From Hot & Fluffy)
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- Duration: 3:19
- Updated: 20 Aug 2013
Here is a clip about my friend Felipe making cops laugh from my Comedy Central special "Hot and Fluffy Comedy." Watch it and let me know what you think.
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Here is a clip about my friend Felipe making cops laugh from my Comedy Central special "Hot and Fluffy Comedy." Watch it and let me know what you think.
- published: 01 May 2010
- views: 7434525
- author: Gabriel Iglesias
"Drunk People" - Gabriel Iglesias- (From Hot & Fluffy comedy special)
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- Duration: 3:11
- Updated: 20 Aug 2013
Check this out. Here is a clip from my Comedy Central Special "Hot and Fluffy" about drunk people that I encounter on the road. Watch it and let me know what...
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Check this out. Here is a clip from my Comedy Central Special "Hot and Fluffy" about drunk people that I encounter on the road. Watch it and let me know what...
- published: 01 May 2010
- views: 5862277
- author: Gabriel Iglesias
"Gatorland" - Gabriel Iglesias - (from Hot & Fluffy comedy special)
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- Duration: 1:31
- Updated: 18 Aug 2013
Check out this quick bit from my special "Hot & Fluffy" and let me know what you think! Enjoy! -Gabriel.
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Check out this quick bit from my special "Hot & Fluffy" and let me know what you think! Enjoy! -Gabriel.
- published: 15 Apr 2010
- views: 3605326
- author: Gabriel Iglesias
"Crocodile Hunter" - Gabriel Iglesias (from Hot & Fluffy comedy special)
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- Duration: 2:49
- Updated: 20 Aug 2013
Check out this quick bit from my special "Hot & Fluffy" and let me know what you think! Enjoy! -Gabriel.
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Check out this quick bit from my special "Hot & Fluffy" and let me know what you think! Enjoy! -Gabriel.
- published: 15 Apr 2010
- views: 11460407
- author: Gabriel Iglesias
"Drive Thru Voice" - Gabriel Iglesias
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- Duration: 1:24
- Updated: 20 Aug 2013
Check out this quick bit from my special "Hot & Fluffy" and let me know what you think! Enjoy! -Gabriel.
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Check out this quick bit from my special "Hot & Fluffy" and let me know what you think! Enjoy! -Gabriel.
- published: 01 Nov 2009
- views: 17166023
- author: Gabriel Iglesias
"Drinking & Driving" - Gabriel Iglesias
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 2:57
- Updated: 20 Aug 2013
Check out this quick bit from my special "Hot & Fluffy" and let me know what you think! Enjoy! -Gabriel.
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Check out this quick bit from my special "Hot & Fluffy" and let me know what you think! Enjoy! -Gabriel.
- published: 01 Nov 2009
- views: 11993452
- author: Gabriel Iglesias
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How to Create a Tool Kit for Stand up Comedy
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 2:28
- Updated: 04 Jul 2012
We all have our tools for our work for us to be efficient and produce good quality. Basically, what you'll need in stand up comedy are your words and thought...
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We all have our tools for our work for us to be efficient and produce good quality. Basically, what you'll need in stand up comedy are your words and thought...
- published: 04 Jul 2012
- views: 146
- author: TVLessonDotCom
How to Deal with a Heckler in Stand up Comedy
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 2:09
- Updated: 22 Jul 2013
As a stand up comedian, it is unavoidable to have people in the audience who would interrupt you during your performance on stage. They may be annoying and b...
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As a stand up comedian, it is unavoidable to have people in the audience who would interrupt you during your performance on stage. They may be annoying and b...
- published: 04 Jul 2012
- views: 662
- author: TVLessonDotCom
How to Deal with Bombing in Stand up Comedy
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 2:15
- Updated: 04 Aug 2013
Every stand up comedian fears of being bombed. It is when your audience could not anymore appreciate or laugh at your jokes. Scary as it is yet you get to le...
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Every stand up comedian fears of being bombed. It is when your audience could not anymore appreciate or laugh at your jokes. Scary as it is yet you get to le...
- published: 04 Jul 2012
- views: 1093
- author: TVLessonDotCom
How to Handle the Light in Stand up Comedy
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 2:06
- Updated: 04 Jul 2012
The light in stand up comedy may not literally mean the lights on top of the club instead it would mean the signal from the management telling you it's time ...
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The light in stand up comedy may not literally mean the lights on top of the club instead it would mean the signal from the management telling you it's time ...
- published: 04 Jul 2012
- views: 51
- author: TVLessonDotCom
How to overcome Fear as a Stand up Comic
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 2:12
- Updated: 29 Mar 2013
Everybody has their fears. It is an intense response to a stimulus, and in this case, being in front of many people and talking in front of them certainly br...
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Everybody has their fears. It is an intense response to a stimulus, and in this case, being in front of many people and talking in front of them certainly br...
- published: 04 Jul 2012
- views: 88
- author: TVLessonDotCom
How to Perform at Open Mic Nights
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 2:09
- Updated: 22 Apr 2013
What do you expect on an open mic night? It is an amateur night. Here amateurs get to show what they've got. Open mic nights are places where you get to star...
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What do you expect on an open mic night? It is an amateur night. Here amateurs get to show what they've got. Open mic nights are places where you get to star...
- published: 04 Jul 2012
- views: 96
- author: TVLessonDotCom
How to Use a Microphone in a Stand up Comedy
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 2:09
- Updated: 04 Jul 2012
Every stand up comedian wants to have a show where their audiences enjoy. In order for this to happen, one needs to prepare himself including how he or she would handle or hold the microphone. It may not sound significant yet you don't want your audience get distracted by how you would be handling yourself upfront. Watch this video and learn as Lisa Corrao shares her insights.
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Every stand up comedian wants to have a show where their audiences enjoy. In order for this to happen, one needs to prepare himself including how he or she would handle or hold the microphone. It may not sound significant yet you don't want your audience get distracted by how you would be handling yourself upfront. Watch this video and learn as Lisa Corrao shares her insights.
Visit us at http://www.tvlesson.com.
- published: 04 Jul 2012
- views: 282
How to Use Timing in Stand up Comedy
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 2:21
- Updated: 23 Jul 2012
Timing is one of the essentials a comedian has to learn and apply. In delivering your jokes, it would be very much helpful if you know where you would be sta...
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Timing is one of the essentials a comedian has to learn and apply. In delivering your jokes, it would be very much helpful if you know where you would be sta...
- published: 04 Jul 2012
- views: 62
- author: TVLessonDotCom
How to Write Comedy Material
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 2:22
- Updated: 04 Aug 2013
Originality is essential in stand up comedy. You must be able to produce your own jokes and not rework someone else's material or you will be hated by everyb...
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Originality is essential in stand up comedy. You must be able to produce your own jokes and not rework someone else's material or you will be hated by everyb...
- published: 04 Jul 2012
- views: 1308
- author: TVLessonDotCom
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"Pregnancy Scare" -Gabriel Iglesias
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 2:02
- Updated: 20 Aug 2013
Here's a clip from my show "Stand-Up Revolution" that aired on Comedy Central! ;P Enjoy! Be sure to check out "Stand-Up Revolution The Tour". Click here for ...
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Here's a clip from my show "Stand-Up Revolution" that aired on Comedy Central! ;P Enjoy! Be sure to check out "Stand-Up Revolution The Tour". Click here for ...
- published: 23 Apr 2012
- views: 3471177
- author: Gabriel Iglesias
"Native American Casinos" - Gabriel Iglesias (from Stand-Up Revolution)
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 2:02
- Updated: 17 Aug 2013
Here's a clip from my show "Stand-Up Revolution" that aired on Comedy Central! ;P Enjoy! Be sure to check out "Stand-Up Revolution The Tour". Click here for ...
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Here's a clip from my show "Stand-Up Revolution" that aired on Comedy Central! ;P Enjoy! Be sure to check out "Stand-Up Revolution The Tour". Click here for ...
- published: 22 Mar 2012
- views: 2754104
- author: Gabriel Iglesias
"Big Spin Lottery" - Gabriel Iglesias (from Stand-Up Revolution)
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 3:34
- Updated: 20 Aug 2013
Here's a clip from my show "Stand-Up Revolution" that aired on Comedy Central! ;P Enjoy! Be sure to check out "Stand-Up Revolution The Tour". Click here for ...
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Here's a clip from my show "Stand-Up Revolution" that aired on Comedy Central! ;P Enjoy! Be sure to check out "Stand-Up Revolution The Tour". Click here for ...
- published: 10 Jan 2012
- views: 2199010
- author: Gabriel Iglesias
"Catchy Show Titles" - Gabriel Iglesias (from Stand-Up Revolution)
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 2:12
- Updated: 17 Aug 2013
Here's a clip from my show "Stand-Up Revolution" that aired on Comedy Central! ;P Enjoy! Be sure to check out "Stand-Up Revolution The Tour". Click here for ...
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Here's a clip from my show "Stand-Up Revolution" that aired on Comedy Central! ;P Enjoy! Be sure to check out "Stand-Up Revolution The Tour". Click here for ...
- published: 10 Jan 2012
- views: 2173423
- author: Gabriel Iglesias
"Purell Hand Sanitizer" - Gabriel Iglesias (from Stand-Up Revolution)
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 2:15
- Updated: 18 Aug 2013
Here's a clip from my show "Stand-Up Revolution" that aired on Comedy Central! ;P Enjoy! Be sure to check out "Stand-Up Revolution The Tour". Click here for ...
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Here's a clip from my show "Stand-Up Revolution" that aired on Comedy Central! ;P Enjoy! Be sure to check out "Stand-Up Revolution The Tour". Click here for ...
- published: 10 Jan 2012
- views: 2948990
- author: Gabriel Iglesias
"Hey It's Fluffy" - Ozomatli (feat. Gabriel Iglesias) - world premiere MUSIC VIDEO
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 4:11
- Updated: 19 Aug 2013
ITUNES LINK: Get it now! http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/hey-its-fluffy-feat.-gabriel/id472441407 Team Fluffy, Comedy Central messed up and gave me my own s...
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ITUNES LINK: Get it now! http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/hey-its-fluffy-feat.-gabriel/id472441407 Team Fluffy, Comedy Central messed up and gave me my own s...
- published: 13 Mar 2012
- views: 1404163
- author: Gabriel Iglesias
Arizona Checkpoint - Gabriel Iglesias (Standup Revolution)
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 4:41
- Updated: 20 Aug 2013
SUB me baby: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=hotandfluffycomedy Thanks for watching! Here's all my social info.... If you want to take ou...
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SUB me baby: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=hotandfluffycomedy Thanks for watching! Here's all my social info.... If you want to take ou...
- published: 03 Jan 2013
- views: 1290185
- author: Gabriel Iglesias
3:44
Doug Stanhope on Freedom
From his DVD, "Deadbeat Hero". Find out more about Doug and why he's your candidate for Pr...
published: 01 Aug 2006
author: Norman Wilkerson
Doug Stanhope on Freedom
Doug Stanhope on Freedom
From his DVD, "Deadbeat Hero". Find out more about Doug and why he's your candidate for President of the United States in 2008, go to www.DougStanhope.com or...- published: 01 Aug 2006
- views: 294115
- author: Norman Wilkerson
10:34
Doug Stanhope's "Political Saturation"
Vintage Doug. Courtesy of Sacred Cow....
published: 24 Apr 2006
author: bumbleintuit
Doug Stanhope's "Political Saturation"
Doug Stanhope's "Political Saturation"
Vintage Doug. Courtesy of Sacred Cow.- published: 24 Apr 2006
- views: 171366
- author: bumbleintuit
3:11
Louis CK-1987
This is a rare video of Louis CK performing standup comedy in the 80s....
published: 19 Jun 2007
author: bluesman520
Louis CK-1987
Louis CK-1987
This is a rare video of Louis CK performing standup comedy in the 80s.- published: 19 Jun 2007
- views: 255742
- author: bluesman520
6:55
Patrice Oneal schools brawd on funny
Patrice Oneal comments on O&A; on Fox news....
published: 15 May 2007
author: distortion09
Patrice Oneal schools brawd on funny
Patrice Oneal schools brawd on funny
Patrice Oneal comments on O&A; on Fox news.- published: 15 May 2007
- views: 874402
- author: distortion09
10:30
Louis CK standup clip at "Cinema Classics in NYC 8/3/04
http://www.louisck.com very fucked up jokes that I mostly never told again. Just a strange...
published: 13 Dec 2006
author: Louis C.K.
Louis CK standup clip at "Cinema Classics in NYC 8/3/04
Louis CK standup clip at "Cinema Classics in NYC 8/3/04
http://www.louisck.com very fucked up jokes that I mostly never told again. Just a strange set I did in Eugene Mirman's room in the East Village.- published: 13 Dec 2006
- views: 620182
- author: Louis C.K.
4:03
John Caparulo - Just For Laughs 2006
One of the up and coming greats, John Caparulo, performing at the Montreal International C...
published: 18 Aug 2007
author: Firenzeta
John Caparulo - Just For Laughs 2006
John Caparulo - Just For Laughs 2006
One of the up and coming greats, John Caparulo, performing at the Montreal International Comedy Festival in 2006. Man, his timing is fantastic.- published: 18 Aug 2007
- views: 1748884
- author: Firenzeta
2:16
Patrice O'neal Teaches Women How to Keep Their Man Happy
On HBO's One Night Stand Patrice O'neal teaches woman the proper things to do to keep thei...
published: 28 Sep 2006
author: johnnyrockts
Patrice O'neal Teaches Women How to Keep Their Man Happy
Patrice O'neal Teaches Women How to Keep Their Man Happy
On HBO's One Night Stand Patrice O'neal teaches woman the proper things to do to keep their man...and i couldn't agree more.- published: 28 Sep 2006
- views: 498733
- author: johnnyrockts
3:06
Doug Stanhope - Remember that guy...?
Doug Stanhope - Remember that guy...? http://www.dougstanhope.com/ http://www.lp.org/...
published: 22 Jun 2008
author: Finch2009
Doug Stanhope - Remember that guy...?
Doug Stanhope - Remember that guy...?
Doug Stanhope - Remember that guy...? http://www.dougstanhope.com/ http://www.lp.org/- published: 22 Jun 2008
- views: 39506
- author: Finch2009
4:36
Doug Stanhope : Having interesting thoughts? Don't worry...
doug stanhope....
published: 13 Mar 2008
author: seistan
Doug Stanhope : Having interesting thoughts? Don't worry...
Doug Stanhope : Having interesting thoughts? Don't worry...
doug stanhope.- published: 13 Mar 2008
- views: 219907
- author: seistan
2:30
Doug Stanhope - Excess in Moderation
Doug Stanhope from Word of Mouth DVD best living comedian www.dougstanhope.com part of myo...
published: 19 Jan 2007
author: myownmyth
Doug Stanhope - Excess in Moderation
Doug Stanhope - Excess in Moderation
Doug Stanhope from Word of Mouth DVD best living comedian www.dougstanhope.com part of myownmuse project.- published: 19 Jan 2007
- views: 270891
- author: myownmyth
3:52
Doug Stanhope - Would you Believe
Doug Stanhope excerpt from Word of Mouth available at www.sacredcow.com also visit www.dou...
published: 21 Jan 2007
author: myownmyth
Doug Stanhope - Would you Believe
Doug Stanhope - Would you Believe
Doug Stanhope excerpt from Word of Mouth available at www.sacredcow.com also visit www.dougstanhope.com.- published: 21 Jan 2007
- views: 435248
- author: myownmyth
4:36
FARTS etc: Bathrooms, Pooping, Teabags, and Porn
Rooftop Comedy films stand-up comedy 7 nights a week in the best comedy clubs around the w...
published: 02 Jul 2009
author: RooftopComedy
FARTS etc: Bathrooms, Pooping, Teabags, and Porn
FARTS etc: Bathrooms, Pooping, Teabags, and Porn
Rooftop Comedy films stand-up comedy 7 nights a week in the best comedy clubs around the world bringing you instant access to the biggest headliners and a fi...- published: 02 Jul 2009
- views: 5853
- author: RooftopComedy
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Shawn Pearlman: Stand Up Comedian
Six months ago I put up a clip of Shawn doing stand up in Los Angeles. Since then, he's mo...
published: 06 Aug 2007
author: Amir
Shawn Pearlman: Stand Up Comedian
Six months ago I put up a clip of Shawn doing stand up in Los Angeles. Since then, he's moved out to New York and is starting to do legit shows over here.
This is Shawn doing the "Scum and Villainy" show which is free at Pianos, Sunday nights at 8pm!
1:16
The Stand-up Comedian
Cardboard cut out stopmotion animation.
Part of the Videowall#1 for LazyMarie and
the Sta...
published: 07 Dec 2010
author: Rogier Wieland
The Stand-up Comedian
Cardboard cut out stopmotion animation.
Part of the Videowall#1 for LazyMarie and
the Stadschouwburg Utrecht.
4:10
English 50 Cent - In Da Club
50 Cent - In Da Club translated by English 50 Cent
English 50 Cent is touring the UK disgu...
published: 16 Nov 2010
author: english 50cent
English 50 Cent - In Da Club
50 Cent - In Da Club translated by English 50 Cent
English 50 Cent is touring the UK disguised as stand up comedian Andrew O'Neill.
www.andrewoneill.co.uk
8:04
Nick Hodder - Stand-up Comedy
At The Stand comedy club in Glasgow. Probably the finest stand-up comedy club, with the f...
published: 25 May 2012
author: nickhodder
Nick Hodder - Stand-up Comedy
At The Stand comedy club in Glasgow. Probably the finest stand-up comedy club, with the finest stand-up comedians in the country.
Youtube results:
2:18
Nick Swardson Stand-up
Nick Swardson has had two stand-up specials on Comedy Central and has been in a number of ...
published: 30 May 2006
author: popsongromance
Nick Swardson Stand-up
Nick Swardson Stand-up
Nick Swardson has had two stand-up specials on Comedy Central and has been in a number of movies including: The Benchwarmers, Art School Confidentiial, Malib...- published: 30 May 2006
- views: 1423556
- author: popsongromance
5:11
Doug Stanhope - Don't Work Hard
Doug Stanhope - Don't Work Hard http://www.dougstanhope.com/ http://www.lp.org/ http://www...
published: 28 Jul 2008
author: Finch2009
Doug Stanhope - Don't Work Hard
Doug Stanhope - Don't Work Hard
Doug Stanhope - Don't Work Hard http://www.dougstanhope.com/ http://www.lp.org/ http://www.xmradio.com/- published: 28 Jul 2008
- views: 120784
- author: Finch2009
3:42
"Last Comic Standing and My Mom" - Gabriel Iglesias- (From Hot & Fluffy comedy special)
Here is a clip of me talking about my experience on Last Comic and how supportive my mothe...
published: 04 May 2010
author: Gabriel Iglesias
"Last Comic Standing and My Mom" - Gabriel Iglesias- (From Hot & Fluffy comedy special)
"Last Comic Standing and My Mom" - Gabriel Iglesias- (From Hot & Fluffy comedy special)
Here is a clip of me talking about my experience on Last Comic and how supportive my mother is from my comedy special "Hot and Fluffy Comedy."- published: 04 May 2010
- views: 5106477
- author: Gabriel Iglesias
3:09
"Latino TV, Soda & Cake" - Gabriel Iglesias- (From Hot & Fluffy comedy special)
Here is a clip of me talking about Latino TV, Soda and Cake from my Comedy Central special...
published: 04 May 2010
author: Gabriel Iglesias
"Latino TV, Soda & Cake" - Gabriel Iglesias- (From Hot & Fluffy comedy special)
"Latino TV, Soda & Cake" - Gabriel Iglesias- (From Hot & Fluffy comedy special)
Here is a clip of me talking about Latino TV, Soda and Cake from my Comedy Central special "Hot and Fluffy Comedy." Watch it and let me know what you think.- published: 04 May 2010
- views: 6246371
- author: Gabriel Iglesias
1:54
"Memories" - Gabriel Iglesias- (From Hot & Fluffy comedy special)
Here is a clip of me talking about memories from my Comedy Central special "Hot and Fluffy...
published: 03 May 2010
author: Gabriel Iglesias
"Memories" - Gabriel Iglesias- (From Hot & Fluffy comedy special)
"Memories" - Gabriel Iglesias- (From Hot & Fluffy comedy special)
Here is a clip of me talking about memories from my Comedy Central special "Hot and Fluffy Comedy." Watch it and let me know what you think.- published: 03 May 2010
- views: 3797799
- author: Gabriel Iglesias
3:05
"Livin' Life" - Gabriel Iglesias- (From Hot & Fluffy comedy special)
Here is a clip of me talking about living life and enjoying yourself from my comedy centra...
published: 03 May 2010
author: Gabriel Iglesias
"Livin' Life" - Gabriel Iglesias- (From Hot & Fluffy comedy special)
"Livin' Life" - Gabriel Iglesias- (From Hot & Fluffy comedy special)
Here is a clip of me talking about living life and enjoying yourself from my comedy central special "Hot and Fluffy Comedy." Watch it and let me know what yo...- published: 03 May 2010
- views: 4214627
- author: Gabriel Iglesias
2:17
"Spanish Radio" - Gabriel Iglesias- (From Hot & Fluffy comedy special)
Here is a clip of me talking about Spanish radio from my comedy central special "Hot and F...
published: 03 May 2010
author: Gabriel Iglesias
"Spanish Radio" - Gabriel Iglesias- (From Hot & Fluffy comedy special)
"Spanish Radio" - Gabriel Iglesias- (From Hot & Fluffy comedy special)
Here is a clip of me talking about Spanish radio from my comedy central special "Hot and Fluffy comedy." Watch it and let me know what you think.- published: 03 May 2010
- views: 5503521
- author: Gabriel Iglesias
2:41
"Broke Back Mexican" - Gabriel Iglesias- (From Hot & Fluffy comedy special)
Here is a clip of me talking about my flashing before my eyes from my comedy central speci...
published: 03 May 2010
author: Gabriel Iglesias
"Broke Back Mexican" - Gabriel Iglesias- (From Hot & Fluffy comedy special)
"Broke Back Mexican" - Gabriel Iglesias- (From Hot & Fluffy comedy special)
Here is a clip of me talking about my flashing before my eyes from my comedy central special "Hot and Fluffy comedy." Watch it and let me know what you think.- published: 03 May 2010
- views: 7004154
- author: Gabriel Iglesias
9:47
"Road Trip" - Gabriel Iglesias- (From Hot & Fluffy comedy special)
Here is a clip of me talking about taking a road trip with my friends from my comedy centr...
published: 02 May 2010
author: Gabriel Iglesias
"Road Trip" - Gabriel Iglesias- (From Hot & Fluffy comedy special)
"Road Trip" - Gabriel Iglesias- (From Hot & Fluffy comedy special)
Here is a clip of me talking about taking a road trip with my friends from my comedy central special "Hot and Fluffy comedy." Watch it and let me know what y...- published: 02 May 2010
- views: 15811447
- author: Gabriel Iglesias
3:09
"Strippers" - Gabriel Iglesias- (From Hot & Fluffy comedy special)
Here is a clip of me talking about going to a strip club with my friend Paul Rodriguez fro...
published: 02 May 2010
author: Gabriel Iglesias
"Strippers" - Gabriel Iglesias- (From Hot & Fluffy comedy special)
"Strippers" - Gabriel Iglesias- (From Hot & Fluffy comedy special)
Here is a clip of me talking about going to a strip club with my friend Paul Rodriguez from my Comedy Central special "Hot and Fluffy comedy." Watch it and l...- published: 02 May 2010
- views: 8219719
- author: Gabriel Iglesias
3:41
"New Car / Volkswagen Beetle" - Gabriel Iglesias- (From Hot & Fluffy comedy special)
Here is a clip about my new car from my comedy special "Hot and Fluffy Comedy." Watch it a...
published: 02 May 2010
author: Gabriel Iglesias
"New Car / Volkswagen Beetle" - Gabriel Iglesias- (From Hot & Fluffy comedy special)
"New Car / Volkswagen Beetle" - Gabriel Iglesias- (From Hot & Fluffy comedy special)
Here is a clip about my new car from my comedy special "Hot and Fluffy Comedy." Watch it and let me know what you think.- published: 02 May 2010
- views: 6358259
- author: Gabriel Iglesias
3:19
"Making Cops Laugh / Krispy Kreme Doughnuts" - Gabriel Iglesias - (From Hot & Fluffy)
Here is a clip about my friend Felipe making cops laugh from my Comedy Central special "Ho...
published: 01 May 2010
author: Gabriel Iglesias
"Making Cops Laugh / Krispy Kreme Doughnuts" - Gabriel Iglesias - (From Hot & Fluffy)
"Making Cops Laugh / Krispy Kreme Doughnuts" - Gabriel Iglesias - (From Hot & Fluffy)
Here is a clip about my friend Felipe making cops laugh from my Comedy Central special "Hot and Fluffy Comedy." Watch it and let me know what you think.- published: 01 May 2010
- views: 7434525
- author: Gabriel Iglesias
3:11
"Drunk People" - Gabriel Iglesias- (From Hot & Fluffy comedy special)
Check this out. Here is a clip from my Comedy Central Special "Hot and Fluffy" about drunk...
published: 01 May 2010
author: Gabriel Iglesias
"Drunk People" - Gabriel Iglesias- (From Hot & Fluffy comedy special)
"Drunk People" - Gabriel Iglesias- (From Hot & Fluffy comedy special)
Check this out. Here is a clip from my Comedy Central Special "Hot and Fluffy" about drunk people that I encounter on the road. Watch it and let me know what...- published: 01 May 2010
- views: 5862277
- author: Gabriel Iglesias
1:31
"Gatorland" - Gabriel Iglesias - (from Hot & Fluffy comedy special)
Check out this quick bit from my special "Hot & Fluffy" and let me know what you think! En...
published: 15 Apr 2010
author: Gabriel Iglesias
"Gatorland" - Gabriel Iglesias - (from Hot & Fluffy comedy special)
"Gatorland" - Gabriel Iglesias - (from Hot & Fluffy comedy special)
Check out this quick bit from my special "Hot & Fluffy" and let me know what you think! Enjoy! -Gabriel.- published: 15 Apr 2010
- views: 3605326
- author: Gabriel Iglesias
2:49
"Crocodile Hunter" - Gabriel Iglesias (from Hot & Fluffy comedy special)
Check out this quick bit from my special "Hot & Fluffy" and let me know what you think! En...
published: 15 Apr 2010
author: Gabriel Iglesias
"Crocodile Hunter" - Gabriel Iglesias (from Hot & Fluffy comedy special)
"Crocodile Hunter" - Gabriel Iglesias (from Hot & Fluffy comedy special)
Check out this quick bit from my special "Hot & Fluffy" and let me know what you think! Enjoy! -Gabriel.- published: 15 Apr 2010
- views: 11460407
- author: Gabriel Iglesias
1:24
"Drive Thru Voice" - Gabriel Iglesias
Check out this quick bit from my special "Hot & Fluffy" and let me know what you think! En...
published: 01 Nov 2009
author: Gabriel Iglesias
"Drive Thru Voice" - Gabriel Iglesias
"Drive Thru Voice" - Gabriel Iglesias
Check out this quick bit from my special "Hot & Fluffy" and let me know what you think! Enjoy! -Gabriel.- published: 01 Nov 2009
- views: 17166023
- author: Gabriel Iglesias
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Shawn Pearlman: Stand Up Comedian
Six months ago I put up a clip of Shawn doing stand up in Los Angeles. Since then, he's mo...
published: 06 Aug 2007
author: Amir
Shawn Pearlman: Stand Up Comedian
Six months ago I put up a clip of Shawn doing stand up in Los Angeles. Since then, he's moved out to New York and is starting to do legit shows over here.
This is Shawn doing the "Scum and Villainy" show which is free at Pianos, Sunday nights at 8pm!
1:16
The Stand-up Comedian
Cardboard cut out stopmotion animation.
Part of the Videowall#1 for LazyMarie and
the Sta...
published: 07 Dec 2010
author: Rogier Wieland
The Stand-up Comedian
Cardboard cut out stopmotion animation.
Part of the Videowall#1 for LazyMarie and
the Stadschouwburg Utrecht.
4:10
English 50 Cent - In Da Club
50 Cent - In Da Club translated by English 50 Cent
English 50 Cent is touring the UK disgu...
published: 16 Nov 2010
author: english 50cent
English 50 Cent - In Da Club
50 Cent - In Da Club translated by English 50 Cent
English 50 Cent is touring the UK disguised as stand up comedian Andrew O'Neill.
www.andrewoneill.co.uk
8:04
Nick Hodder - Stand-up Comedy
At The Stand comedy club in Glasgow. Probably the finest stand-up comedy club, with the f...
published: 25 May 2012
author: nickhodder
Nick Hodder - Stand-up Comedy
At The Stand comedy club in Glasgow. Probably the finest stand-up comedy club, with the finest stand-up comedians in the country.
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"Drinking & Driving" - Gabriel Iglesias
Check out this quick bit from my special "Hot & Fluffy" and let me know what you think! En...
published: 01 Nov 2009
author: Gabriel Iglesias
"Drinking & Driving" - Gabriel Iglesias
"Drinking & Driving" - Gabriel Iglesias
Check out this quick bit from my special "Hot & Fluffy" and let me know what you think! Enjoy! -Gabriel.- published: 01 Nov 2009
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How to Create a Tool Kit for Stand up Comedy
We all have our tools for our work for us to be efficient and produce good quality. Basica...
published: 04 Jul 2012
author: TVLessonDotCom
How to Create a Tool Kit for Stand up Comedy
How to Create a Tool Kit for Stand up Comedy
We all have our tools for our work for us to be efficient and produce good quality. Basically, what you'll need in stand up comedy are your words and thought...- published: 04 Jul 2012
- views: 146
- author: TVLessonDotCom
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How to Deal with a Heckler in Stand up Comedy
As a stand up comedian, it is unavoidable to have people in the audience who would interru...
published: 04 Jul 2012
author: TVLessonDotCom
How to Deal with a Heckler in Stand up Comedy
How to Deal with a Heckler in Stand up Comedy
As a stand up comedian, it is unavoidable to have people in the audience who would interrupt you during your performance on stage. They may be annoying and b...- published: 04 Jul 2012
- views: 662
- author: TVLessonDotCom
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How to Deal with Bombing in Stand up Comedy
Every stand up comedian fears of being bombed. It is when your audience could not anymore ...
published: 04 Jul 2012
author: TVLessonDotCom
How to Deal with Bombing in Stand up Comedy
How to Deal with Bombing in Stand up Comedy
Every stand up comedian fears of being bombed. It is when your audience could not anymore appreciate or laugh at your jokes. Scary as it is yet you get to le...- published: 04 Jul 2012
- views: 1093
- author: TVLessonDotCom
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How to Handle the Light in Stand up Comedy
The light in stand up comedy may not literally mean the lights on top of the club instead ...
published: 04 Jul 2012
author: TVLessonDotCom
How to Handle the Light in Stand up Comedy
How to Handle the Light in Stand up Comedy
The light in stand up comedy may not literally mean the lights on top of the club instead it would mean the signal from the management telling you it's time ...- published: 04 Jul 2012
- views: 51
- author: TVLessonDotCom
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How to overcome Fear as a Stand up Comic
Everybody has their fears. It is an intense response to a stimulus, and in this case, bein...
published: 04 Jul 2012
author: TVLessonDotCom
How to overcome Fear as a Stand up Comic
How to overcome Fear as a Stand up Comic
Everybody has their fears. It is an intense response to a stimulus, and in this case, being in front of many people and talking in front of them certainly br...- published: 04 Jul 2012
- views: 88
- author: TVLessonDotCom
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How to Perform at Open Mic Nights
What do you expect on an open mic night? It is an amateur night. Here amateurs get to show...
published: 04 Jul 2012
author: TVLessonDotCom
How to Perform at Open Mic Nights
How to Perform at Open Mic Nights
What do you expect on an open mic night? It is an amateur night. Here amateurs get to show what they've got. Open mic nights are places where you get to star...- published: 04 Jul 2012
- views: 96
- author: TVLessonDotCom
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How to Use a Microphone in a Stand up Comedy
Every stand up comedian wants to have a show where their audiences enjoy. In order for thi...
published: 04 Jul 2012
How to Use a Microphone in a Stand up Comedy
How to Use a Microphone in a Stand up Comedy
Every stand up comedian wants to have a show where their audiences enjoy. In order for this to happen, one needs to prepare himself including how he or she would handle or hold the microphone. It may not sound significant yet you don't want your audience get distracted by how you would be handling yourself upfront. Watch this video and learn as Lisa Corrao shares her insights. Visit us at http://www.tvlesson.com.- published: 04 Jul 2012
- views: 282
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How to Use Timing in Stand up Comedy
Timing is one of the essentials a comedian has to learn and apply. In delivering your joke...
published: 04 Jul 2012
author: TVLessonDotCom
How to Use Timing in Stand up Comedy
How to Use Timing in Stand up Comedy
Timing is one of the essentials a comedian has to learn and apply. In delivering your jokes, it would be very much helpful if you know where you would be sta...- published: 04 Jul 2012
- views: 62
- author: TVLessonDotCom
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How to Write Comedy Material
Originality is essential in stand up comedy. You must be able to produce your own jokes an...
published: 04 Jul 2012
author: TVLessonDotCom
How to Write Comedy Material
How to Write Comedy Material
Originality is essential in stand up comedy. You must be able to produce your own jokes and not rework someone else's material or you will be hated by everyb...- published: 04 Jul 2012
- views: 1308
- author: TVLessonDotCom
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Shawn Pearlman: Stand Up Comedian
Six months ago I put up a clip of Shawn doing stand up in Los Angeles. Since then, he's mo...
published: 06 Aug 2007
author: Amir
Shawn Pearlman: Stand Up Comedian
Six months ago I put up a clip of Shawn doing stand up in Los Angeles. Since then, he's moved out to New York and is starting to do legit shows over here.
This is Shawn doing the "Scum and Villainy" show which is free at Pianos, Sunday nights at 8pm!
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The Stand-up Comedian
Cardboard cut out stopmotion animation.
Part of the Videowall#1 for LazyMarie and
the Sta...
published: 07 Dec 2010
author: Rogier Wieland
The Stand-up Comedian
Cardboard cut out stopmotion animation.
Part of the Videowall#1 for LazyMarie and
the Stadschouwburg Utrecht.
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English 50 Cent - In Da Club
50 Cent - In Da Club translated by English 50 Cent
English 50 Cent is touring the UK disgu...
published: 16 Nov 2010
author: english 50cent
English 50 Cent - In Da Club
50 Cent - In Da Club translated by English 50 Cent
English 50 Cent is touring the UK disguised as stand up comedian Andrew O'Neill.
www.andrewoneill.co.uk
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Nick Hodder - Stand-up Comedy
At The Stand comedy club in Glasgow. Probably the finest stand-up comedy club, with the f...
published: 25 May 2012
author: nickhodder
Nick Hodder - Stand-up Comedy
At The Stand comedy club in Glasgow. Probably the finest stand-up comedy club, with the finest stand-up comedians in the country.
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"Pregnancy Scare" -Gabriel Iglesias
Here's a clip from my show "Stand-Up Revolution" that aired on Comedy Central! ;P Enjoy! B...
published: 23 Apr 2012
author: Gabriel Iglesias
"Pregnancy Scare" -Gabriel Iglesias
"Pregnancy Scare" -Gabriel Iglesias
Here's a clip from my show "Stand-Up Revolution" that aired on Comedy Central! ;P Enjoy! Be sure to check out "Stand-Up Revolution The Tour". Click here for ...- published: 23 Apr 2012
- views: 3471177
- author: Gabriel Iglesias
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"Native American Casinos" - Gabriel Iglesias (from Stand-Up Revolution)
Here's a clip from my show "Stand-Up Revolution" that aired on Comedy Central! ;P Enjoy! B...
published: 22 Mar 2012
author: Gabriel Iglesias
"Native American Casinos" - Gabriel Iglesias (from Stand-Up Revolution)
"Native American Casinos" - Gabriel Iglesias (from Stand-Up Revolution)
Here's a clip from my show "Stand-Up Revolution" that aired on Comedy Central! ;P Enjoy! Be sure to check out "Stand-Up Revolution The Tour". Click here for ...- published: 22 Mar 2012
- views: 2754104
- author: Gabriel Iglesias
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"Big Spin Lottery" - Gabriel Iglesias (from Stand-Up Revolution)
Here's a clip from my show "Stand-Up Revolution" that aired on Comedy Central! ;P Enjoy! B...
published: 10 Jan 2012
author: Gabriel Iglesias
"Big Spin Lottery" - Gabriel Iglesias (from Stand-Up Revolution)
"Big Spin Lottery" - Gabriel Iglesias (from Stand-Up Revolution)
Here's a clip from my show "Stand-Up Revolution" that aired on Comedy Central! ;P Enjoy! Be sure to check out "Stand-Up Revolution The Tour". Click here for ...- published: 10 Jan 2012
- views: 2199010
- author: Gabriel Iglesias
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"Catchy Show Titles" - Gabriel Iglesias (from Stand-Up Revolution)
Here's a clip from my show "Stand-Up Revolution" that aired on Comedy Central! ;P Enjoy! B...
published: 10 Jan 2012
author: Gabriel Iglesias
"Catchy Show Titles" - Gabriel Iglesias (from Stand-Up Revolution)
"Catchy Show Titles" - Gabriel Iglesias (from Stand-Up Revolution)
Here's a clip from my show "Stand-Up Revolution" that aired on Comedy Central! ;P Enjoy! Be sure to check out "Stand-Up Revolution The Tour". Click here for ...- published: 10 Jan 2012
- views: 2173423
- author: Gabriel Iglesias
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"Purell Hand Sanitizer" - Gabriel Iglesias (from Stand-Up Revolution)
Here's a clip from my show "Stand-Up Revolution" that aired on Comedy Central! ;P Enjoy! B...
published: 10 Jan 2012
author: Gabriel Iglesias
"Purell Hand Sanitizer" - Gabriel Iglesias (from Stand-Up Revolution)
"Purell Hand Sanitizer" - Gabriel Iglesias (from Stand-Up Revolution)
Here's a clip from my show "Stand-Up Revolution" that aired on Comedy Central! ;P Enjoy! Be sure to check out "Stand-Up Revolution The Tour". Click here for ...- published: 10 Jan 2012
- views: 2948990
- author: Gabriel Iglesias
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"Hey It's Fluffy" - Ozomatli (feat. Gabriel Iglesias) - world premiere MUSIC VIDEO
ITUNES LINK: Get it now! http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/hey-its-fluffy-feat.-gabriel/id4...
published: 13 Mar 2012
author: Gabriel Iglesias
"Hey It's Fluffy" - Ozomatli (feat. Gabriel Iglesias) - world premiere MUSIC VIDEO
"Hey It's Fluffy" - Ozomatli (feat. Gabriel Iglesias) - world premiere MUSIC VIDEO
ITUNES LINK: Get it now! http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/hey-its-fluffy-feat.-gabriel/id472441407 Team Fluffy, Comedy Central messed up and gave me my own s...- published: 13 Mar 2012
- views: 1404163
- author: Gabriel Iglesias
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Arizona Checkpoint - Gabriel Iglesias (Standup Revolution)
SUB me baby: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=hotandfluffycomedy Thanks...
published: 03 Jan 2013
author: Gabriel Iglesias
Arizona Checkpoint - Gabriel Iglesias (Standup Revolution)
Arizona Checkpoint - Gabriel Iglesias (Standup Revolution)
SUB me baby: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=hotandfluffycomedy Thanks for watching! Here's all my social info.... If you want to take ou...- published: 03 Jan 2013
- views: 1290185
- author: Gabriel Iglesias
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Shawn Pearlman: Stand Up Comedian
Six months ago I put up a clip of Shawn doing stand up in Los Angeles. Since then, he's mo...
published: 06 Aug 2007
author: Amir
Shawn Pearlman: Stand Up Comedian
Six months ago I put up a clip of Shawn doing stand up in Los Angeles. Since then, he's moved out to New York and is starting to do legit shows over here.
This is Shawn doing the "Scum and Villainy" show which is free at Pianos, Sunday nights at 8pm!
1:16
The Stand-up Comedian
Cardboard cut out stopmotion animation.
Part of the Videowall#1 for LazyMarie and
the Sta...
published: 07 Dec 2010
author: Rogier Wieland
The Stand-up Comedian
Cardboard cut out stopmotion animation.
Part of the Videowall#1 for LazyMarie and
the Stadschouwburg Utrecht.
4:10
English 50 Cent - In Da Club
50 Cent - In Da Club translated by English 50 Cent
English 50 Cent is touring the UK disgu...
published: 16 Nov 2010
author: english 50cent
English 50 Cent - In Da Club
50 Cent - In Da Club translated by English 50 Cent
English 50 Cent is touring the UK disguised as stand up comedian Andrew O'Neill.
www.andrewoneill.co.uk
8:04
Nick Hodder - Stand-up Comedy
At The Stand comedy club in Glasgow. Probably the finest stand-up comedy club, with the f...
published: 25 May 2012
author: nickhodder
Nick Hodder - Stand-up Comedy
At The Stand comedy club in Glasgow. Probably the finest stand-up comedy club, with the finest stand-up comedians in the country.
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27 Mar 2014
A Thai satellite has detected 300 floating objects in the southern Indian Ocean where an international search is under way for a missing Malaysian jet liner, Thailand’s Geo Informatics and Space Technology Development Agency said. The objects were spotted around 2,700 km southwest of Perth by the satellite “Thaichote” on Monday, the agency said in a statement ... “It is now imperative that we link the debris to MH370.” ... ....(size: 2.7Kb)
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27 Mar 2014
Article by WN.com Correspondent Dallas Darling. Situated on opposite sides of the ever shifting Arabian Plate, and sometimes treacherous and volatile Strait of Hormuz, it appears Iran's recent visit to Oman is an omen of things to come. Along with a bright future for the two nations, the meeting is a prophetic sign of geopolitical shifting consisting mainly of cooperation ... Economically, Oman and Iran compliment each other....(size: 6.8Kb)
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26 Mar 2014
Posted by. CNN Political Unit ... But a Rumsfeld aide notes that he has used the phrase before and wasn't referring specifically to President Barack Obama. Follow @politicalticker ... "It does not take a genius ... Bush's administration ... More recently, Rumsfeld used the phrase in an interview earlier this month with conservative radio host Mark Levin to criticized the Obama administration's standing in the international community ... We all know that ... ....(size: 6.8Kb)
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26 Mar 2014
The search for the wreckage and the plane’s flight data and cockpit voice recorders could take years because the ocean can extend to up to 7,000 meters (23,000 feet) deep in some parts ... to determine the final position of the aircraft” and that an international working group of satellite and aircraft performance experts had been set up....(size: 5.8Kb)
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28 Mar 2014
This award will be presented to a stand-up comedian who performed the majority of their shows in 2013 in larger venues of 500 seats or more ... Nominations for the "American Comedy Awards" were voted by members of the "American Comedy Awards" Voting Committee, a panel consisting of 860 working professionals from the comedy community, including writers, performers, producers, directors and stand-ups. ....(size: 3.4Kb)
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The News & Observer
28 Mar 2014
When Jay Leno was at his peak as a stand-up comic a generation ago, he was actually considered edgy ... In fact, Leno recently told comedian Jerry Seinfeld that he never spent a dime of his “Tonight Show” money, living solely on his income from stand-up comedy ... During the ’70s, he wrote jokes for Jimmie Walker, at the time a hugely popular stand-up comedian and the star of “Good Times.”....(size: 4.9Kb)
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28 Mar 2014
Funny things happen to comedians on the way to the stage, and as part of this year's ......(size: 0.5Kb)
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28 Mar 2014
At 45 years old, he performed 1033 push ups in 23 minutes, most people couldn’t do that many in 2 weeks ... If you do just 2 exercises, push ups and squats, you can add muscle and tone your whole body ... Push ups and squats work all the big muscles in your body and will tone and add muscle ... Start out doing 20 seconds of push ups, then do 20 seconds of squats, then do 20 seconds of jumping jacks, then repeat....(size: 4.9Kb)
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Bhubaneswar, March 27 ... The total assets of Mohapatra have gone up threefold in his five-year tenure as an MP, while Tirkey doubled his property in his two-year tenure as a Rajya Sabha member ... Besides well-known comedian Tattwa Prakash Satapathy is contesting as a BJD candidate from the Champua Assembly seat in Keonjhar ... Sources close to the comedian said that coming from a poor background he struggled to make it big in the film world ... ....(size: 3.2Kb)
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28 Mar 2014
Picks of the Week. ‘Anchorman 2.. The Legend Continues’. (PG-13, 116 minutes, Paramount) ... No DVD extras. On Blu-ray ... The Bag Man ... Extras ... It’s big and brawling yet often dull, with about as much genuine Japanese character as a food-court teriyaki stand ... Despite the references to Japanese legend, the film’s principal influence is all those recent mash-ups of fairy tales, horror flicks and action pictures ... Extras....(size: 4.0Kb)
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28 Mar 2014
Yoshi's Oakland. For those Sheila E fans she has a new CD entitled "Icon.". She will perform on Friday March 28th through Sunday March 30th ... yoshis.com/oakland ... If the two of you had a long work week and you need a good laugh you can check out comedian Chris D' Elia (from the hit TV show Whitney)....(size: 1.6Kb)
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28 Mar 2014
Comedians from Tim Vine to Denise Scott, Jason Byrne, Asher Leaven and Suren Jayemanne, all appearing at MICF try to make us giggle ... Tim Vine. ... Q ... A ... When I was growing up it was just called “whingeing”.Sean Choolburra. ... One of the greatest things I've learnt from comedy is how to stand by myself and be OK with it ... Growing up, my mum and dad had a pretty relaxed parenting style ... Sign up for the Guardian Today ... Sign up for the daily email ... ....(size: 6.9Kb)
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So if you don’t have health insurance yet, you have the weekend to figure out whether to sign up, or if you would rather pay a penalty that starts at $95 for the year. Insurers expect a wave of last-minute sign-ups even though, according to health care experts, New York has already enrolled more people on its exchange – with far fewer problems – than most states....(size: 9.1Kb)
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LAS VEGAS (AP) Comedian George Wallace wasn't laughing Thursday when he told a Nevada jury that he's been permanently hobbled by a leg injury for which he is seeking $9 million from a Las Vegas Strip resort ... Comedians will debut , adding live comic commentary and their own sound effects to the screening, along with re-enacting actual and "deleted" scenes from the film....(size: 16.4Kb)
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ABC has decided to stop playing “Mind Games” with viewers. The network has pulled the series from its schedule after just five episodes, and is replacing it with repeats of “Resurrection” for the next two weeks in the Tuesdays at 10 p.m. timeslot, followed by a new season of “Celebrity Wife Swap.”. Also read. ABC Summer Schedule ... 'Vampire Diaries' Boss Julie Plec Re-Ups With WBTV....(size: 1.2Kb)
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Stand-up comedy is a comedic style. Usually, a comedian performs in front of a live audience, speaking directly to them. The performer is commonly known as a comic, stand-up comic, stand-up comedian or simply a stand-up. Their performances are sometimes filmed for later release via DVD, the internet, and television.
In stand-up comedy the comedian usually recites a fast-paced succession of humorous stories, short jokes called "bits", and one-liners, which constitute what is typically called a monologue, routine or act. Some stand-up comedians use props, music or magic tricks to enhance their acts. Stand-up comedy is often performed in comedy clubs, bars, neo-burlesques, colleges and theaters, but there are no real restrictions on where the craft can be performed. Stand-up comedy is also performed by professional comedians outside of traditional entertainment venues, such as in country clubs, at corporate events and conferences, as charity fundraising events, even in temples and churches.
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Russell Dominic Peters (born September 29, 1970) is a Canadian comedian, actor and disc jockey. He began performing in Toronto in 1989 and has been nominated for four Gemini Awards.
Russell Peters was born in Brampton, Ontario, Canada to Eric and Maureen Peters. His family is of Anglo-Indian ancestry and is Catholic. His father was born in Bombay, Maharashtra, India, and worked as a federal meat inspector; he is regularly mentioned and featured in his comedy work. His mother was born in Calcutta, West Bengal, India. He has an older brother named Clayton who was born in Calcutta. Russell attended Chinguacousy Secondary School for grades 9–10, and North Peel Secondary School for grades 11–12 in Brampton.
Peters began performing in Toronto in 1989. Peters' popularity extends to several countries. He has since also performed in the United Kingdom, United States, Australia, New Zealand, Ireland, Afghanistan, Sweden, South Africa, India, the Caribbean, Philippines, Vietnam, mainland China, Canada, Hong Kong, Sri Lanka, France, Singapore, United Arab Emirates, Bahrain, Jordan, Norway, Lebanon, Oman, Pakistan, Malaysia, and Trinidad among other places.
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Jerome Allen "Jerry" Seinfeld (born April 29, 1954) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and television and film producer, best known for playing a semi-fictional version of himself in the sitcom Seinfeld (1989–1998), which he co-created and co-wrote with Larry David, and, in the show's final two seasons, co-executive-produced.
In his first major foray back into the media since the finale of Seinfeld, he co-wrote and co-produced the film Bee Movie, also taking on the lead role of Barry B. Benson. In February 2010, Seinfeld premiered a reality TV series called The Marriage Ref on NBC. Seinfeld directed Colin Quinn in the Broadway show Long Story Short at the Helen Hayes Theater in New York which ran until January 8, 2011.
Seinfeld is known for specializing in observational humor, often focusing on personal relationships and uncomfortable social obligations. Comedy Central ranked Jerry Seinfeld as one of the twelve greatest stand-up comedians of all time in its four-part special The 100 Greatest Standups Of All Time.
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Mitchell Lee "Mitch" Hedberg (February 24, 1968 – March 29, 2005) was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and unconventional comedic delivery. His comedy typically featured short, sometimes one-line jokes, mixed with absurd elements and non sequiturs.
Hedberg's comedy and on-stage persona gained him a cult following, with audience members sometimes shouting out the punchlines to his jokes before he could finish them.
Mitch Hedberg was born February 24, 1968, in Saint Paul, Minnesota, the son of Arne and Mary Hedberg. He graduated from Harding High School in Saint Paul.
Hedberg began his stand-up career in Florida, and after a period of honing his skills moved to Seattle and began to tour. He soon appeared on MTV's Comikaze, followed by a 1996 appearance on Late Show with David Letterman which brought him his big break. He won the 1997 grand prize at the Seattle Comedy Competition. The following year he appeared in one episode of Fox's series That 70's Show.
In 1999 he completed his own independent feature film Los Enchiladas!, in which he wrote, directed, produced, and starred. He recorded three comedy CDs entitled Strategic Grill Locations, Mitch All Together, and Do You Believe in Gosh?, which was released posthumously. He also appeared at the Montreal Just For Laughs comedy festival in 1998 and 2001. According to Hedberg there had been talk of creating a TV series around him, but plans never came to be.[citation needed]
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Robin McLaurin Williams (born July 21, 1951) is an American actor and comedian. Rising to fame with his role as the alien Mork in the TV series Mork & Mindy, and later stand-up comedy work, Williams has performed in many feature films since 1980. He won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for his performance in the 1997 film Good Will Hunting. He has also won two Emmy Awards, four Golden Globes, two Screen Actors Guild Awards and five Grammy Awards.
Williams was born in Chicago, Illinois. His mother, Laura McLaurin (née Smith, 1922–2001), was a former model from New Orleans, Louisiana. His father, Robert Fitzgerald Williams (September 10, 1906 – October 18, 1987), was a senior executive at Ford Motor Company in charge of the Midwest region. His maternal great-great-grandfather was senator and Mississippi governor Anselm J. McLaurin. Williams is of English, Welsh, Irish, and French ancestry. He was raised in the Episcopal Church (his mother practiced Christian Science). He grew up in Bloomfield Hills, Michigan, where he was a student at the Detroit Country Day School, and later moved to Woodacre, Marin County, California, where he attended the public Redwood High School. Williams studied at Claremont McKenna College (then called Claremont Men's College) for four years. He has two half-brothers: Todd (who died August 14, 2007) and McLaurin.
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Love brings a change
I wanna take a chance
And let it grow
I trust my feelings
I wanna be with you
Wherever you go
Oh baby
WeÚFFFF92re more than friends
So precious it should never end
Oh baby
CanÚFFFF92t help but win
Stand up, say it loud
What we need is a lot more love
Stand up, say it loud
What we need is a lotta good good love
Tonight is our turn
We have the opportunity
DonÚFFFF92t be afraid
Want to make you happy
Satisfy the dreams inside our heads
Ooh daylight comes around so fast
I wanna make this evening last
Ooh baby, IÚFFFF92ve given my best
Stand up, say it loud
What we need is a lotta love
Stand up, shout it out
What we need is a lot more love
Ooh baby, new dreams to share
And someone that will truly care
If youÚFFFF92re lonely
I will always be there
Stand up, say it loud
What we need is a lot more love
Stand up, shout it out
The battle cry is getting louder
The countdown's close to the final hour
The enemy is on every side
But still no match for the Crucified
Victory unto victory
We are soldiers in his army
Stand up, take a stand for Jesus
Stand up so the whole world sees us
Showing the way in a world gone astray
Shining our light with all of our might
Stand up, take a stand for Jesus
Stand up so the whole world sees us
Following Him and serving Him
Fighting the fight that we know we will win
Out of our pews and into the streets
Making some use of our beautiful feet
Redeeming the time for the days are evil
This whole world's in such upheaval
We wrestle not with flesh and blood
But when the enemy comes in like a flood
Gotta lay our lives down
And stand up for the truth we've found
Some days you don't understand
All the world looks upside down
When you're trying to be strong
Nothing ever falls in place
Don't give up and let your shadows swallow up your mind
No, that's no way to treat yourself - just leave your doubts behind
Stand up - for what you're fightin' for
Stand up - just don't take anymore
Stand up - for what you're fightin' for my friends
Stand up - for what you're fightin' for
Stand up - some things you can't ignore
Stand Proud - for what your fightin' for my friends
Oh, oh!
When accusations put you down
And people talk behind your back
Turn your head and walk away
Never let them see you frown
Don't give up and let your shadows swallow up your mind
No, that's no way to treat yourself - just leave your doubts behind
Stand up - for what you're fightin' for
Stand up - just don't take anymore
Stand up - for what you're fightin' for my friends
Stand up - for what you're fightin' for
Stand up - some things you can't ignore
Stand Proud - for what your fightin' for my friends
Don't give up and let your shadows swallow up your mind
No, that's no way to treat yourself - just leave your doubts behind
Stand up - for what you're fightin' for
Stand up - just don't take anymore
Stand up - for what you're fightin' for my friends
Stand up - for what you're fightin' for
Stand up - some things you can't ignore
Stand Proud - for what your fightin' for my friends
Stand up - for what you're fightin' for
Stand up - just don't take anymore
Stand up - for what you're fightin' for my friends
Stand up - for what you're fightin' for
Stand up - some things you can't ignore
Stand Proud - for what your fightin' for my friends
Stand up
Stand up
Stand proud
[Intro]
Ey, I know you done kicked it with a lot of niggaz before
But you ain't never kicked it with a nigga like me
Hey Hey
[Hook]
I see ya baby, throw ya hands up high
If you wanna come and kick it with a stand up guy
Because the rocks go glisten and the drops on 20's
Bend it over let it drop if you wanna roll wit me
I say all my sexy ladies throw ya hands up high
If you wanna come and kick it with a stand up guy
Because it don't get betta, niggaz don't get cheddar
Like that fella in the yellow, purple label ? sweater
[Verse 1]
The stones keep glowin' on my wrist like whoa
And she can't stop lookin' I know ya bitch like those
And she chose, ain't no question if ya bitch might blow
Just get her to the crib and get her whole back so (sore)
I'ma blow my dro', I'ma pop my peel
Ask anybody wanna take a shot, I will
Might see me in a different color drop, hot wheel
With the top down low, and the glock concealed
I got my niggaz who be racing up the block, One mil'
If the police try to chase me you know they a done deal
I got skills, anybody wanna come test
? this .45 will be up in yo chest
A lot of ladies wanna kick it with a nigga so fresh
He could spend a 100k, any day, no stress
The watches is insane, the chain is grotesque
Stay single if you wanna but you gain no cash
[Hook]
[Verse 2]
If you got a man and you're tired of being there
You done gave him too many chances, you're tired of being fair
I give you the opportunity to ride with a playa
You, me, and a couple of freaks in the ride with a playa
Nevermind those outside, when they stare
'Cause the chrome 24's on the ride give a glare
Because of one guy, you decided to share
As long as you having the time of your life, who cares
Man, we all sinners, what matters is in the center
I know god see its hard, and I'm a stand up nigga
You can't beat me 'cause you ain't man enough nigga
I look him in the eye and tell him man up nigga
You really getting money? Throw a grand up nigga
Wanna fight? You should've hit me when you ran up nigga
Really swift, don't waste a hammer, body slam fuck niggaz
Go and kick it with the hoes and throw ya hands up with 'em
[Hook]
[Verse 3]
You ain't know me 'cause I live so special
Try to stay low key but it's still so special
Flat screens in the floor, quarter mil' in the dresser
Jewelry box glowing like I loan on treasure
I'm chillin' with Vanessa, met a girl named Heather
Told her 'Hi, how ya doin'? Buy a drink? My pleasure'
Told her if she got a homegirl go tell her
That I got a hard rug, I could go for-ever
If Vanessa wanna touch it just let her
If she laughed out loud, I'll be shocked if we jus met her
Bought the dro', get low, and its only one-fifth
And it's four peels left, do you wanna come with?
[Hook]
[Intro: Cha Cha]
I, Cha, stand up before y'all
One hand in the sky, other hand over my heart
Vouchin to be the last woman of my breed
Right alongside some niggaz who seem to feel the same way
After all, one who stands for nothin falls for anything
So um, Tre Little why don't you stand up first?
Tell 'em your story
[Verse One: Tre Little]
Yeah, I made my own bed, yeah that's what the judge said
Called me a young punk like he hold grudges
Held up the same knife that I lunge with
The one his lungs hit, I left him breathless
Haha.. "Death is Certain"
But for you to gimme that sentence the system's not workin
Your Honor, understand my pain
It's like I got nothin to lose, and shit to gain
Please, hear me out
Dude doused gasoline my house to get me out
And all I could think about is how we was raised
And - he like the gauge, and - I prefer the nine man
Crime partners, robbin sprees
Ten years plus Your Honor, just him and me
And really - to make a long story short
This nigga tried to eat from my fork
Can't have that
[Chorus: Royce Da 5'9"]
(Stand up) Put your hand on your chest
The other hand in the air, and say that you solemnly swear
When you (stand up) basically
Reach out to the hatin streets, tell 'em to take a seat
After you (stand up) put your hand on your chest
The other hand in the air, and say that you solemnly swear
When you (stand up) they listen now
to a man who's standin demandin respect cause they sittin down
[Verse Two: Cutty Mack]
I was born in this world the most, innocent child
With no worries, expectations, look how I smile
Everybody proud, my household loud
Look what he can do now, gangstas is all around
Couldn't fathom bein touched, by the life they led
Would've rather been in church and touched by Christ instead
I done seen everything from teens turn crack mothers
Robberies led by teens are undercover
And the law, is the same way my homeboy's do
Took the work behind the kitchen sink, hustle was smooth
And the risk never mattered, cause there's strength in fear
Not thinkin beyond the next day I'm gettin this here
And the world don't give a fuck, that's my thinkin
Cause the world don't give a fuck, heavily drinkin
Hit the, block at night when the bars let out
Raw heads'll still hit me 'til they veins dead out
I'm trapped
[Chorus]
[Verse Three: Billy Nix]
I saw four corners, crackheads on two of 'em
Whores on opposite sides; I was 'bout nine or ten
Wonderin why my sisters was lookin like they was homeless (damn)
Cars'll roll up, and they hop in them for a moment
Wasn't later I realized they need a supply
To get it, would take a few minutes, they blow him in his ride
It seems the scenes I've seen with fiends in abundance was
part on some scheme to intervene in the number of
people who make it up out of this life, conspiracy theory
Nah, not quite; but government gotta know somethin
Tell a child we were once unified, he might doubt it
Went from, yellin "Black power" to sniffin white powder
Could it be we wasn't brought here to be free, just subserviant
to those in authority, slowly I'm learnin this
Evolution of the mind defines us as men
My resolution, it's time for revolution to begin
[Chorus]
[Outro: Cha Cha]
Feel me? Nobody respects you for sittin down
Respect is to be earned, it's yours for the takin
Closed mouths don't get fed
Gotta get the wet behind your back
Attack the storm, when it rains it pours
Stand up
I said Welcome to my show
It's just a-you and me baby
We got the whole damn night to go
You're holding out on me, while I'm on fire
If you can't stand the heat, then you should try
Victim of my vices, you know you are
You skate on ice to paradise, stairway to the stars
Stagefright all night, won't you let go
All night Stagefright, on with the show
You come on like a lady dressed to kill
Never thought you could be caught,
but you will
A little understanding, a little love
A headline act around the back,
is what I'm thinkin' of
Stagefright All night, Won't you let go
All night Stagefright, On with the show
Stagefright All night, You're dream starts today
All night Stagefright, is only a heartbeat away
You're going for my head,
you're going down
Gettin' good at being bad,
you're hangin' round
A fun inspired asylum, toys for the boys
Love on the rocks, forget-me-nots,
you got no change
Stand up
Try a little bit of love
And a bit of persuasion
I heard love plus love's
A universal equation
But don't let somebody push you 'round
You gotta stand up
Stand up
You got something to say
Don't sit there and pout it
Put your feet on the seat
Stand up and shout it
And don't let somebody sit you down
Stand up
You wanna own the world
You want it stuffed and mounted
You can't do it sitting down
Stand up and be counted
But if you wanna break the rules
Stand up
This ain't no movie theater
This ain't a classroom
Nobody's gonna tell you what to do
So come on everybody, get up
I want you
Stand up
Let's see a little upward motion
You've got to clap your hands
If you wanna commotion
But don't let nobody sit you down
Stand up
Try a little bit of love
And a bit of persuasion
I heard love plus love's
A universal equation
But don't let somebody push you 'round
You gotta stand up
I said, ?Don't let somebody push you 'round
Stand up?
Don't let somebody push you 'round
Ever had a hot date one night
Couldn't wait, they won't get you too far
In the middle of a good night
Have you ever got a ride in the back seat of your car?
Stand up, have you ever been there?
Stand up, identify
Stand up, tell us all about it
Stand up, and testify
Ever met a woman, a late night woman
Party till your money was gone
Smiling Mona Lisa loaded up your Visa
Took the bartender home
Stand up, have you ever been there?
Stand up, identify
Stand up, tell us all about it
Stand up, and testify
Thought I was a He-Man, do it just for me, man
I know just what to do
Thought I was a hero, she rated me a zero
Honey, you ain't through
Stand up, have you ever been there?
Stand up, identify
Stand up, tell us all about it
Stand up, and testify
Stand up, stand up
Stand up, stand up
Stand up, tell us all about it
Stand up, identify
Stand up, have you ever been there?
Sometimes it's not so easy
Sometimes life can be so cruel
Every time you think you're winning
Someone changes all the rules
But the odds are in your favour
When you know you're on a roll
When you know just what you're playing for
So now's the time to take control
They try and break you
Make you compromise
Just look them in the eyes
And tell 'em you'll not take it anymore
Stand up
Show this world what you are made of
Keep the dream alive
Stand up
Tell anyone who may be listening
Keep the dream alive
Don't listen when they tell you
What you're doing can't be done
You don't have to be what they tell you
All you have to be is strong
They try and break you
Make you compromise Just look them in the eyes
And tell 'em you'll not take it anymore
Stand up
Show this world what you are made of
Keep the dream alive
Stand up
Tell anyone who may be listening
Keep the dream alive
Stand up
Show this world what you are made of
Keep the dream alive
Stand up
Tell anyone who may be listening
Why don't you come around
My way (way)
My way my way (way)
My way (way)
My way (way)
My way my way (way)
My way (way)
Why don't you come around?
Uh, Uh, Uh
Why don't you come around (way, way, way)
Why don't you come around
Walking down Williams through Mart and Blays (mart and blays)
Call it Big Steps where I used to play (used to play)
The girls in the park gotta lot to say (lot to say)
Them girls over here threw they life away (life away)
Cause they got babies and they just now head (just now head)
They double numbers they mamas promoting this here
The boys on the court playing basketball (basketball)
They baby fathers they rather be boys and that's all
Blays Rd. Stand up! (uh)
Pre K Stand Up! (uh)
East Coast Stand Up! (uh)
You should
Come around my way [x2]
I'm from a place in Harlem
Where the streets they look like Africa
And the trees are in better condition than the homes so abandoned
P S 197
Where I study my academic stare run
And the books so worn and torn I can't think
How they tried to cripple me
Understood the lost side of me
Thank god I had a good teacher on the side of me
Showed me the right thangs to do
Overcame these obstacles
Haters stand up for the things that we've been through ooh
Blays Rd. Stand up! (uh)
Pre K Stand Up! (uh)
East Coast Stand Up! (uh)
You should
Come around my way [x2]
Here we got these buildings called projects but they ain't three stories
They fill about ten on the block april flow go up by twenty
Stories I tell be true story kids cut school and watch Maury
Like if they ain't intelect in what's affecting my life I can't respect them
But that's just they way of the ghetto
People who come from where I'm from get it
But we still gotta make a difference
Stand up tall so the world can get it
Teach kids pride insted of "Outside"
Show another side and they show gon' rise
Stop letting responsibilty fall
I can tell you ain't been aroung my way at all
Why don't you come around (way)
So you can see what my (way)
Eyes been seeing why (way)
Why don't you come around
Where we need directions (way)
Respect in every lesson (way)
Way, why don't you come around
My way (way) my way my way (way) my way (way) [x2]
Blays Rd. Stand up! (uh)
Pre K Stand Up! (uh)
East Coast Stand Up! (uh) [x2]
You should come around my way
You should come around
Uh, Uh, Uh
Stand up! Stand up!
Stand up! Stand up!
When I move you move (just like that?)
When I move you move (just like that?)
When I move you move (just like that?)
Hell yeah! Hey DJ bring that back!
(When I move you move) just like that?
(When I move you move) just like that?
(When I move you move) just like that?
(Hell yeah, Hey DJ bring that back!)
How you ain't gon' FUCK! Bitch I'm me?
I'm the GOD DAMN reason you in VIP
CEO you don't have to see ID
I'm young, wild, and strapped like Chi-Ali
BLAOW! We ain't got nothing to worry about
Whoop ass, let security carry em out
Watch out for the medallion my diamonds are wreckless
Feels like a MIDGET is hanging from my neckless
I pulled up wit a million trucks
Looking, smelling, feeling like a million bucks-ahh!
Pass the bottles, the heat is on
We in the huddle all smoking that Cheech & Chong
What's wrong?! The club and moon is full
And I'm lookin for a THICK young lady to pull
One sure shot way to get em outta them pants
Take note to the brand new dance, like this
Go on wit ya big ass! lemme see something
Tell ya little friend he can quit mean mugging
I'm lit and I don't care what no one thinks
But where the FUCK is the waitress at wit my drinks?!
My people outside and they can't get in
We gon' rush the back door and break em in
The owner already pissed cause we sorta late
But our time and our clothes gotta coordinate
Most girls lookin right some lookin a mess
That's why they spilling drinks all over ya dress
But Louis Vuitton bras all over your breasts
Got me wanting to put hickies all over ya chest-ahh
C'mon! we gon party tonight
Y'all use mouth to mouth bring the party to life
Don't be scurred, show another part of your life
The more drinks in your system the harder to fight!
Stand up! Stand up!
Stand up! Stand up!
Damn right the Fire Marshall wanna shut us down
Get us out so someone can gun us down
We was two songs away from getting some cutta
Now we one song away from tearing da club up
Move over! Luda got something to say
Do it now cause 'tomorrow' ain't promised 'today'
Work wit me! let's become one with the beat
And don't worry bout me steppin all over ya feet
Stand up! Stand up!
Stand up! Stand up!
Stand up! (just like that?)
Stand up! (just like that?)
Put on the headset, get on the stage
Out on a midnight escapade
Didn't want to steal your thunder
Wouldn't want to play your game
Makin' all the headlines
Gettin' on the front page
Didn't even know her number
I didn't even know her name
CHORUS:
Stand up, stand up and take it
Stand up, stand up and make it
Stand up, stand up and face it
Stand up
Get on the red dress, slip on the lace
Up for a high heel and a pretty face
Woman wanna get you under
Woman wanna get you tame
Lovin' on a hot night
Stokin' up the flame
Didn't wanna know her number
I didn't wanna know her name
REPEAT CHORUS
(You can make it)
REPEAT CHORUS
Stand up and shout
You don't have to spend your life on the bottom
Staring at the shadows on the floor
We got the ultimate protection from the system
Just be yourself, don't hide it anymore
Stand up and shout
Stand up and raise the cane, yeah
Stand up and shout
Stand up, stand up, stand up
One of us will always be waitin'
Open handed, hearts shinin' through
Holy hands of love are still bleedin'
They're bleeding for the love shinin' through
Stand up and shout
Stand up and raise the cane, yeah
Stand up and shout
Stand up and scream your name, yeah
Stand up and shout
Stand up and shake your thing
Stand up and shout
Stand up, stand up, stand up
Stand up and shout
Stand up and raise the cane, yeah
Stand up and shout
Stand up and scream your name
Stand up and shout
Stand up and shake your thing, yeah
Stand up and shout
Stand up, stand up, stand up
Stand up, stand up
Is there a reason for all your lies?
Your hatred and deceit
Reflected in your eyes
All the things you said
All the hate you bred
It's all trapped inside your feeble head
One thing that you should know
There's strength in numbers
And we're starting to grow
Face off tempers grow short
The noose is getting tighter
And you better abort
Mayhem is our middle name we're
getting sick and tired
of society's game
Vengeance is ours to know
We're taking to the streets
Gonna take control
They say they won't listen to me
All these years I struggled to be free
They say they don't like my ways
Now's the time for retribution
It starts today
Stand up today last chance
Don't try to turn your back on me
Are you the keepers of all our lives?
You prey and mistreat
We wait for your demise
Dishonest path you've led
Through all the blood you've shed
Excuses that you state
Will help us seal your fate
We're getting sick and tired
of all your lies
When the fuck will you realize
That things are destined for change
You've been fucking long enough with our brains
Now it's time to feel our pain
(Young/Young/Johnson)
Put on the headset, get on the stage
Out on a midnight escapade
Didn't want to steal your thunder
Wouldn't want to play your game
Makin' all the headlines, gettin' on the front page
Didn't even know her number
Didn't even kno
w her name
[CHORUS:]
STAND UP, STAND UP and take it
STAND UP, STAND UP and make it
STAND UP, STAND UP and face it
STAND UP
Get on the red dress, slip on the lace
Up for a high heel and a pretty face
Woman wanna get you under
Woman wanna get you
tame
Lovin' on a hot night
Stokin' up the flame
Didn't wanna know her number
Didn't wanna know her name
[REPEAT CHORUS]
You can make it
Fi di yute dem, all ghetto ova yonda, see mi, strive
Yute man stand up oonu rights (Get up stand up and fight!)
Nah mek nobody bruk yuh stride (Get up stand up and fight!)
Nuh care who waan fi criticize (Get up stand up and fight!)
Nuh mek nobody hold yuh dung again yuh betta than di whole a dem
Stand up oonu rights (Get up stand up and fight!)
Nah mek nobody bruk yuh stride (Get up stand up and fight!)
Nuh care who waan fi criticize (Get up stand up and fight!)
Nuh mek nobody hold yuh dung again yuh betta than di whole a dem
Cool yah mi bredda, di signs of di times
Caan tek di pressa, nah tun to crime
Mama raise yuh good so beg yuh put dung di nine
Dem have di power but a yuh rule yuh mind
Teachin's yuh treasa, caan leave behind
Must climb di ladda one step at a time
Mind ova matta, greatness defined
Must defend yuh honor if a guy cross di line
Yute man stand up oonu rights (Get up stand up and fight!)
Nah mek nobody bruk yuh stride (Get up stand up and fight!)
Nuh care who waan fi criticize (Get up stand up and fight!)
Nuh mek nobody hold yuh dung again yuh betta than di whole a dem
Stand up oonu rights (Get up stand up and fight!)
Nah mek nobody bruk yuh stride (Get up stand up and fight!)
Nuh care who waan fi criticize (Get up stand up and fight!)
Nuh mek nobody hold yuh dung again yuh betta than di whole a dem
Stand at di gutta, raised from di slums
Man a faced by oppression cau dat's where yuh from
Hatin di fadda cau betta must come
So mek a fella know yuh step to yuh own a drum
Sweet to di bitta, not always fun
One life fi good dem seh yuh nose haffi run
As hard as it seems when it is all said and done
A new day shall dawn from di rise from di sun
Yute man stand up oonu rights (Get up stand up and fight!)
Nah mek nobody bruk yuh stride (Get up stand up and fight!)
Nuh care who waan fi criticize (Get up stand up and fight!)
Nuh mek nobody hold yuh dung again yuh betta than di whole a dem
Stand up oonu rights (Get up stand up and fight!)
Nah mek nobody bruk yuh stride (Get up stand up and fight!)
Nuh care who waan fi criticize (Get up stand up and fight!)
Nuh mek nobody hold yuh dung again yuh betta than di whole a dem
It's alright to have yuh vision and yuh goal
Blessed is di child who has his own
Yuh hear mi seh It's alright to have yuh vision and yuh goal
Di Fadda pon yuh side yuh not alone
Yuh hear mi seh It's alright to have yuh vision and yuh goal
Blessed is di child who has his own
Yuh hear mi seh It's alright to have yuh vision and yuh goal
My son yuh are a king so claim yuh throne, again
And a night
Frightening dark and
It was light
A big tree branches and
I was dancing
I'm straining
My broken neck and
Walking fast
Look at my glasses then
Look at her shoes
Sent, go, ob, ed, a, no, face, way
Shoes, jealous, fuck you, stand up
(...)
I wish you
Were a help to me
Frightening light so
Keep it dark
Keep your lights low so
I can't see inside
She runs
To the big people
But listen to me
I know
Sent, go, ob, ed, a, no, face, way
Shoes, jealous, fuck you, stand up
(...)
I love
What does she put on now?
Every day
Do you love her more than me?
All night long
Sent, go, ob, ed, a, no, face, way
Shoes, jealous, fuck you, stand up
I did this track for the church
everbody talking about they livin it dawg
but we need to see it
signed doctor productions
lecrae you heard this
let's get it
verse 1
ey im not ashamed of this 116
my crew flipped up what it did with this
repetentant sinners
blood stained banner
i done rep for my lord whom i represent
from the island of summer
to the gs in the gang with the rocks on they wrists
with they glocks on they hips
but dawg it's the people dying for lack of this information
i pray that everbody
will flock to the rock of ages
especially when they find out we serve a god that's so graciuos
but,
ain't nobody talking to a brother that's incomplascent
we ran until he call us dawg
like adam we fallin dawg
and still he's callin dawg
and sometimes we be stalling dawg
gone ran like an athlete on the trac beat
and the to pack meat on his back like a back seat
you can catch me like a taxi on the back street
but god chooses to save us mayne
pull us out and rep his name
plus through jesus he pleases to use us as his vessles mayne
cats who wanna walk it and talk it
teach it and preach it
they love it they live it
they'll go it wherever they leaded
chorus
we kingdom people we willing to repent and guys that will rep the lord
unselfish forward servants who live to expect the lord
we live to bless the lord
coz we confess the lord
(just believe)all we ever needed was just the lord
verse 2
in the midst of this diasterr
he callin for ambassadors
to hit the street with a clique bent chipped on showing how he did'nt pass the cup
but how he took the wrath for us
and out of love he ask for us
but we ignore and pass him up for the life of the night
that's bad for us
somehow he keeps on grabbin us
attracting us
and before we know it
it masters us
men how dose this happen
we never
but could it be lackin love
we are in the war like maximus
and discipline builds your chacharacter
the tipical way we should live life
so mentor christ on his character
no hocus pocus magic wands
no one cares if you're the pastors son
persevere thruogh the trials of this life
there's no time to be complascent
let hope be your motivation
that's enough to spark a movement even in incarceration
on campus or in the hood
stop
learn the word and spit it bro
chorus
verse 3
ey first thing first dawg jesus lives
heaven dawg you bet is real
reppin him till we dead and still
or at least until the next
reaching for my people in the church
yellin all my kingdom people stand up
men its time we hold it down and live it
come on dawg
coz we christians
men as a
we livin stak on our mission
and if you knew your position you'd be out representing
holding yopur bible and track
yelling revivle is back
on the block in the hood
boom ducks in the wood
beeing troops not even laying back
jesus he died for us dawg
what more we gotta trust god
wth him was the folden the spirit
and that the same spirit
let's put the cross on the move
they should see more than our
let's
hope this is god in your view
god's with us immanuel
and if you not time will tell
dawg i don't iplay with no fire
dawg i don't play
rep his love
rep his grace
Hey, hey
Don't keep apologizing
Cause everything's undone
You can never know
What nothing might become
If the only thing you do is dream
Then you're spending all your life asleep
So where's the light
When you're never trying
The tunnel never seems to end
Don't apologize
For everything you're not
You know that
Everything was nothing at the start
If you been sitting down - STAND UP
Been stuck to the ground - STAND UP
Don't apologize
When you know it's time to stop
You gotta stand up up up
Just stand up up up
Together we can stand up up up
Just stand up up up
It's never over til the final moment
You give up
Always complaining
How you're running out of luck
If the best thing you can do is dream
A dream is all you'll ever achieve
Too far from perfect
To think you're worth it
Has perfect ever been seen
Don't apologize
For everything you're not
You know that
Everything was nothing at the start
If you been sitting down - STAND UP
Been stuck to the ground - STAND UP
Don't apologize
When you know it's time to stop
You gotta stand up up up
Just stand up up up
Together we can stand up up up
Just stand up up up
So if you're better at giving up
Just keep run running runners up
And if you keep on falling
Just stand up
But if you give it the best you got
Making room for another shot
And if you end up falling just stand up
Don't apologize
For everything you're not
You know that
Everything was nothing at the start
If you been sitting down - STAND UP
Been stuck to the ground - STAND UP
Don't apologize
When you know it's time to stop
You gotta stand up up up
Just stand up up up
Together we can stand up up up
[Lil' Fame]
We don't say put your hands up, nigga stand up!
Yeah.. (STAND UP!)
Hahahaha.. yeah!
Hear me though, hear me though - heh, yeah
You see it! Say what? You see it!
Uh, uh (STAND UP!)
[Verse One: Lil' Fame]
I'm back in the fuck up in this bitch (who dat?) Me bitch (who dat?)
The Brooklyn thug, what the fuck you see bitch?
I'm known for regulatin this game, fuck a critic
Cause when I'm spittin, I'ma split your shit in, when I aim
Yo you try to get a name, but ain't, provin a thang
I'm still doin my thang (go 'head) bells they still rang (uh-huh)
Now who the lame that wan' tangle with Lil' Fame
Step in the ring and I'll break yo' ass up - STAND UP!
(AAAAAAHHHH!!!) How you like me now?
That +Kool Moe Pee+ shit nigga, put it down
Yo I need to silence the gat, shit too loud
When that bitch start to holla, nigga through child
Made the church people on your block wanna move out
I bump off and I dump off, and a nigga cool out
Why? Cause when we in the place with the guns in our waist
We don't say put your hands up, nigga (STAND UP!)
[Chorus x2: M.O.P.]
Sit down (STAND UP!) Sit down (STAND UP!)
("First Fam, ridiculous!")
Sit down (STAND UP!) Sit down (STAND UP!)
[Fame] We don't say put your hands up, nigga (STAND UP!)
[Verse Two: Lil' Fame]
You gotta get it, cause you nah lissen
Dump off your body, send your whole family to 'gwan fishin
The street mayor, ghetto street playa
Hit your hooker with this heavy dick meat playa ass cheek flare
Fuck the fame! I agree, fuck the fame
But I got four words for ya, don't fuck with Fame
Cause I'm a Machine Gun Kelly, clapper dude
Write my name across your belly BRBRBRBRBRBRBR clap a dude!
Ain't no escapin these streets I'm raised in (c'mon)
It's so amazin (why?) We still blazin
Ain't no savin yo' ass from hell raisin
They be scrapin your canteloupe off the pavement
Wit yo' wig split in half and yo' chest caved in
So walk on the green, I'ma cut yo' ass down if you walk in between
So listen up and hear me boy
I'm the American (slash) pretty boy
[Chorus]
[Verse Three: Billy Danze]
I done figured it out (what's that?)
They don't want us to shine (true!)
You lost your mind if you thought I tossed my iron
I still got it, for when I'm facin situations like this
You dissin? I'm hittin (buk buk buk buk buk buk)
Listen, is it me or the industry don't understand
I'm a whole different breed of man
Bill Danze, Brownsville, Bronx
And I'm servin double and single shots on the rocks nigga
(AAAAHHHHH!) What! Who gon' tame me?
I'm a bad block nigga and can't, nobody change me
You can look at me strangely
Keep yappin at your dogs if I go up in your mouth, don't blame me
First Family trainee, take what's mine
{*censored*} is my time to shine, that's that
(Take it easy!) Fuck that, I'm ready yo
I refuse to dilute jewels for you fools (STAND UP!)
[Chorus]
[Verse Four: Billy Danze]
Fizzy Wo' (suckers never played us)
They can't fade us, they hate us, they anus
In fact when you touch 'em face to face, they stay in they place
They know I'm slant up from the right side left five in one fist
(Shaddup!) Shutup! Now you wanna show love?
You hear the soft music in the background it's your brain on slugs
Now, it's a dirty job but somebody gotta do it
So I crept up, stepped up, got to it.. (STAND UP!)
[Chorus]
[Outro: M.O.P.]
First Fam, ridiculous!
Violators try to get with us, we quick to bust
Them false dudes can't get with us, homeskillet
cause we too tough, too real, too raw, too rough
First Fam, ridiculous
Fools try to move but them fools can't get wit hus
Cause we holdin (classin) loadin (blastin)
Strollin (crashin) rollin (MASHIN!!)
I'm there of what you dream
I see you, but what are you?
I'm there of what you dream
I see you, but what are you?
You make me sick
Eat me up
Stand up
I was there where you will never be
Bits come off your shell
But I recognize still nothing
You change with the flow of the mass
A thick empty shell with no content
I keep my eyes shut, but I scream at you
Just open your eyes
Take me up, tear me down
But when I'm gone
You're the one who's left
Take me up, tear me down
You're the one who's left
I can't recognize you
A bug full of stand ups
I can't recognize you
A bug full of stand ups
A bug full of stand ups
A bug full of stand ups
Bits come off your shell
But I recognize still nothing
You change with the flow of the mass
A thick empty shell with no content
I keep my eyes shut, but I scream at you
Just open your eyes
Take me up, tear me down
But when I'm gone
You're the one who's left
Take me up, tear me down
Tear me down
Take me up, tear me down
But when I'm gone
You're the one who's left
Take me up, tear me down
[Intro: Ghostface Killah sample (Ol' Dirty Bastard)]
New York City stand up, Staten Island stand up
New York City stand up (don't you bother me, don't you bother me)
New York City stand up (old school style g.)
[Ol' Dirty Bastard]
You nothin' but fallen stars, I see it on ya'll
Appear bizarre, Ol' Dirty boulevard
I've known global law, take his head Ceasar
Got babies like caviar, growin' evening star
God bless the dead, Tupac Shakur
You can't divide war, this slim galore
Arabian flow, at nine a gigolo
With a bad hot hoe, only cocaine up the nose
Incognito, defeat me, how so?
Rap K'd O, money green playin', go
Long ago, Protect Ya Neck video
Made me blow, on rap radio (Wu, Wu)
[Chorus x2: Ghostface Killah sample]
Staten Island stand up, New York City stand up
New York City stand up, New York City stand up
[Hook x2]
[ODB] "For the ladies who know me, tell me how the fuck I be"
[Kelis] "Dirty..."
[Cappadonna]
Brooooklyyyyyyyyyyn Zu, came through with the baby blue
Me and my brother Dirt Dog
Mama made breakfast today, with no hog
We hustle in the street, niggaz ain't fuckin' with Wu, so roll deep
Born God Body with the vest of heat
When the Bee Sting hit, niggaz move they feet
Yo, we banned from the club, you best to not sleep
Keep somethin' on the waves, thug passion with the Alize's
Smack 85 percenters, right in they face
On some black pimpin' shit, like my dun-dun Huey
God Squad in the building, big bags of ooey
Push the phat shit like Dutch Tsasui
RZA bring all the shit, fuck these clowns
Ason Unique, yeah baby, hold me down
Original tag team, S.I. City
Ain't nothin' sweet kid, ain't nothin' pretty
Wu-Tang Forever, kid, keep it gritty
[Chorus x2]
[Ol' Dirty Bastard]
Call me Osirus, lyrical virus
Ol' school fire, straight from lockdown
Wu-Tang veteran, straight from lockdown
O.D.B., now with Roc now
[Hook x2]
[Outro: Ol' Dirty Bastard]
Oh baby, dedicated to all the pretty girls
All the pretty girls in the world, and the ugly girls too
We gotta stand up - for what we believe in
We got no time - We havent got a monent
Oh yeah there's - gotta be something
A new revolution - A final solution
Oh a rich man in the white house
All gonna rise up to let you hear our voice
Bullied and paid your way there is no doubt
Who are they to take away a woman's choice
We've been livin so long under oppression all afflicted by their sick economic games,
Power, policy, and religion money talks leaders listen
All over the world the story's the same
We gotta stand up - for what we believe in
We got no time - We havent got a monent
Oh yeah there's - gotta be something
A new revolution - A final solution
Oh gotta change the world for our children
It'llbe them who inherit all of our mistakes
So can you please listen to what I'm sayin
gotta change our self-destructive ignorant ways
Becuase our state of mind needs to be corrected
So let's teach our kinds never to hate
And its their future we're protectin
So black and white I'm beggin - Can we all get along together someday
We gotta stand up - for what we believe in
We got no time - We havent got a monent
Oh yeah there's - gotta be something
A new revolution - A final solution
We gotta stand up - for what we believe in
We got no time - We havent got a monent
Oh yeah there's - gotta be something
A new revolution - A final solution
We gotta stand up - for what we believe in
We got no time - We havent got a monent
Oh yeah there's - gotta be something
A new revolution - A final solution
Now when I was just a little child
Enrolled in elementary school
That big 'ol teacher
Would ask me a question
And I'd sit there
Trembling like a fool
So I asked my daddy,
I said, What's wrong with me?
He said, Son, if you know the answer
This is how it's got to be
He said
CHORUS:
You've got to stand up
And be counted
You've got to raise your hand
And let them call your name
You've got to stand up
If you want to be counted
Lift your voice
And don't ever be ashamed
The next day at school
The teacher asked a question
And she shot a look my way
And I stood right up
And I said, Teacher
There's something
That I've got to say
You know the grass below is green
And the sky above is blue
And Columbus found this country
In 1492
You need to stand up
And be counted
You've got to raise your hand
And just let them call your name
You've got to stand up
If you want to be counted
Lift your voice
And don't ever be ashamed
Now I believe the Lord
He's looking for someone
Who's gonna stand up
For the Church
And he wants you to stand up
On the street
And where you go to school
And where you go to work
And in a world filled with darkness
That's surrounded by the night
Someone needs to stand up for Jesus
And start to shine that Light
We need to stand up
And be counted
We need to raise our hands
And start to praise His matchless Name
We need to stand up
If we want to be counted
Lift your voice
And don't ever, ever, ever
Stand up make a joyful noise
Stand up here today
Stand up make a joyful noise
Stand up give Him praise
He is the only One
He is the King
He is the only One
He's everything
He is the only One
I wanna sing
Now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now
Stand Up and give Him praise.
I can't keep it to myself,
I wanna shout.
I can't keep it to myself,
I gotta let this praise come out.
I've been released, from sins of my past
Taken away from my conscience at last,
What d'you see when you look at me? You got somethin' you need to say
your eyes are cryin' but your voice is still well don't wait for charity
to pay your bill! Stand up! The door is open wide stand up! It's time to
turn your tide just once tell me what you keep behind those eyes we all
plead intentions, but the devil's intentions aren't good (ya know!)
everybody has got their cross but you wear yours right across your face
damning me with your sainted eyes suffering our compromise stand up! The
door is open wide stand up! It's time to turn your tide just once tell
me what you keep behind those eyes we all plead intentions, but the
We gotta stand up - for what we believe in
We got no time - We havent got a monent
Oh yeah there's - gotta be something
A new revolution - A final solution
Oh a rich man in the white house
All gonna rise up to let you hear our voice
Bullied and paid your way there is no doubt
Who are they to take away a woman's choice
We've been livin so long under oppression all afflicted by their sick economic games,
Power, policy, and religion money talks leaders listen
All over the world the story's the same
We gotta stand up - for what we believe in
We got no time - We havent got a monent
Oh yeah there's - gotta be something
A new revolution - A final solution
Oh gotta change the world for our children
It'llbe them who inherit all of our mistakes
So can you please listen to what I'm sayin
gotta change our self-destructive ignorant ways
Becuase our state of mind needs to be corrected
So let's teach our kinds never to hate
And its their future we're protectin
So black and white I'm beggin - Can we all get along together someday
We gotta stand up - for what we believe in
We got no time - We havent got a monent
Oh yeah there's - gotta be something
A new revolution - A final solution
We gotta stand up - for what we believe in
We got no time - We havent got a monent
Oh yeah there's - gotta be something
A new revolution - A final solution
We gotta stand up - for what we believe in
We got no time - We havent got a monent
Oh yeah there's - gotta be something
A new revolution - A final solution
We gotta stand up - for what we believe in
So they say that we'll never make a difference.And if we do it they don't care.What do they really know about us anyway.What do they really care about us anyway.As we all stand together.Side by side forever.They can't deny what we have done.Or what we have become.Standing strong side by side, just me and you.This time we know wrong from right.The ways of this world we will fight.This time we won't be deceived.Stand up for what we believe.
Some people stand by
While others stand tall
Some stand in the breech
Some stand behind the wall
Some stand and cheer
For a stick and a ball
Some stand for nothing at all
What do you stand for?
Do you stand for the right?
Do you stand for justice
The truth and the light?
Do you stand up to honor
The true and the brave?
Do you stand for Old Glory?
Long may she wave
(Where do you stand?)
If you stand for freedom you must stand the price
(Where do you stand?)
If you stand for peace
Sometimes you got to stand and fight
(Where do you stand?)
If you stand for peace but will not stand for war
(Where do you stand?)
Then you stand for nothing worth fighting for
What'll make you stand up?
What'll make you rise
With a cheer on your lips
And a tear in your eyes?
What forges your will
Not to budge one inch more?
What'll make you stand up?
(Stand up)
It's time to stand up
(Stand up)
You know you got to stand up
(Stand up)
Stand up for what you stand for
(Where do you stand?)
If you stand for freedom, you got to stand the price
(Where do you stand?)
If you stand for peace sometimes you got to stand and fight
(Where do you stand?)
If you stand for peace but will not stand for war
(Where do you stand?)
Then you stand for nothing worth fighting for
What'll make you stand up?
What'll make you rise
With a cheer on your lips
And a tear in your eyes?
What forges your Will
Not to budge one inch more?
What'll make you stand up?
(Stand up)
It's time to stand up
(Stand up)
We've all got to stand up
(Stand up)
Stand up for what we stand for
(Stand up)
For what we stand for
(Stand up)
All the lonely people crying
It could change if we just get started
Lift the darkness, light a fire
For the silent and the broken hearted
Won't you stand up, stand up, stand up?
Won't you stand up, you girls and boys?
Won't you stand up, stand up, stand up?
Won't you stand up and use your voice?
There's a comfort, there's a healing
High above the pain and sorrow
Change is coming, can you feel it
Calling us into a new tomorrow?
Won't you stand up, stand up, stand up?
Won't you stand up, you girls and boys?
Won't you stand up, stand up, stand up?
Won't you stand up and use your voice?
When the walls fall all around you
When your hope has turned to dust
Let the sound of love surround you
Beat like a heart in each of us
Won't you stand up, stand up, stand up?
Won't you stand up, you girls and boys?
Won't you stand up, stand up, stand up?
Won't you stand up and use your voice?
Won't you stand up, stand up, stand up?
Won't you stand up, you girls and boys?
Won't you stand up, stand up, stand up?
Won't you stand up and use your voice?
Won't you stand up?
Won't you stand up, stand up, stand up?
Abusing
No more
No more
He says he loves you but the make-up
Will not cover up the bruises he left on you
I tried to stop the cycle for you, this relationship is wack
You bastard, don't touch her anymore
Stand up, stand up
He's a drunk and abusing
Stand up, stand up
He thinks that you'll never leave him
Stand up, stand up
I wont let him get near you
Stand up, stand up
Next time's your fault when he hurts you
I think that you should have the chance
To enjoy the friends you have, he wants to erase them
I know that you are trying hard not to show up
But the coward is an asshole, he's shameless
Stand up, stand up
He's a drunk and abusing
Stand up, stand up
He thinks that you'll never leave him
Stand up, stand up
I wont let him get near you
Stand up, stand up
Next time's your fault when he hurts you
Abusing
No more
No more
Abusing
No more
No more
Stand up, stand up
It's not your fault when he hits you
Stand up, stand up
He thinks that you'll never leave him
Stand up, stand up, stand up
He'll always hurt you
Stand up, stand up, stand up
One day he'll kill you
Stand up, stand up, stand up
He's always hurting you
Stand up, stand up, stand up
Loser, some times I feel, but I know it's not real
I've told myself this a million times before
Time and time again, I try to see things 'til the end
But sometimes something seems to hold me right back to the ground
Over and over again, I think of what it could have been
If I had kept my head on straight and out of the clouds
This feeling inside of me, nowhere left to hide
It's like a bomb waiting to explode inside of me
You've got to stand up for yourself
Don't rely on no one else
Only you know where you stand in life
Go after your dreams
It's easier than it seems
Only you know where you stand in life
Take some time to figure out just what it's all about
And keep on holding on to what's dear to you
I think that in the end what it comes to my friend
Is to enjoy life and to keep on holding on and on
"Stand Up"
[Adrienne Bailon:]
Whatcha waitin' for yo
Everything is here and now, all around
So don't be shy it's time to party
Get your back up off the wall
You know what ya came here for, for sure
So don't be late let's get it started
Lean back, walk it out
Two steppin's what it's all about
Uh c'mon, rock with it now
Stand up now everybody
Stand up and celebrate
Make now the best time of your life
That's right
Stand up and feel the rhythm
Stand out in your own way
You'll never really know until you try
So let me see ya stand up
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, stand up
Oh-oh, oh-oh
Open invitation
Now you're ready set and go, you know
This party's gonna be the drop off
East, West, North and South
Everybody in the house, come on
'Cause once we start
You know we don't stop
Lean back, walk it out
Two steppin's what it's all about
Uh c'mon, rock with it now
Stand up now everybody
Stand up and celebrate
Make now the best time of your life
That's right
Stand up and feel the rhythm
Stand out in your own way
You'll never really know until you try
So let me see ya stand up
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, stand up
Oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh [3x]
Stand up now everybody
Stand up and celebrate
Make now the best time of your life
That's right
Stand up and feel the rhythm
Stand out in your own way
You'll never really know until you try
So let me see ya stand up
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, stand up
Oh-oh, oh-oh
Why don't you let me be
Leave me alone
You start a fire inside that I could never control
You wanna see a reaction
Come on and cut me down
You've gone as far as I'll go
Now you're crossing the line
And I am letting you know
Well here's your reaction
Stand up
I have had enough
Walk away before I finish what you started
Face to face I will put you in your place
End this game before I finish what you started
Face to face everything will change
You planted the seed
How my anger has grown
Got an feeling inside that I can't seem to control
You wanna see a reaction
Come on and cut me down
You've gone as far as I'll go
Now you're crossing the line and I am letting you know
Well here's your reaction
Stand up
I have had enough
Walk away before I finish what you started
Face to face I will put you in your place
End this game before I finish what you started
Face to face everything will change
Insult
After insult
Stand up
I have had enough
Walk away before I finish what you started
Face to face I will put you in your place
End this game before I finish what you started
Face to face everything will change
Walk away
Everthing will change
End this game
You wanna see a reaction
You wanna see a reaction
From the moment I met you
Everything changed
I knew I had to get you
What ever the pain
I had to take you and make you mine
(had to make you mine)
I would walk through the desert
I would walk down the isle
I would swim all the oceans just to see you smile
What ever it takes
It's fine
(what ever it takes its fine)
Oh oh oh ooh oh
So put your hands up
Oh oh oh ooh oh
Cause its a stand up
I won't be leaving till i've finished stealing a piece of your heart
Every piece of your heart
I know your hearts been broken
Don't you give up
I'll be there yeah i know it
To fix you with love
It hurts me to think
That you've ever cried
Oh oh oh ooh oh
So put your hands up
Oh oh oh ooh oh
Cause its a stand up
I won't be leaving till i've finished stealing every piece of your heart
Every piece of your heart
Oh oh oh ooh oh
So put your hands up
Oh oh oh ooh oh
Cause its a stand up
I won't be leaving till i've finished stealing every piece of your heart
And then we'll steal us a car
And we will drive to the stars
I will give you the moon
It's the least i could do
If you give me the chance
Oh oh oh ooh oh
So put your hands up
Oh oh oh ooh oh
Cause its a stand up
I'm a thief im a thief
You can call me a thief
I'm a thief im a thief
But you should know you're a part
I'm a thief im a thief
I'm only here
I'm a thief im a thief
Because you stole my heart
I'm a thief im a thief
So put your hands up
Oh oh ooh im a thief
Oh oh im a thief
Cause its a stand up
I won't be leaving till im finished stealing every piece of your heart
Cause you stole my heart
(together) oh oh oh ooh oh / im a thief
Call me a thief
(together) oh oh oh ooh oh / im a thief
But you should know you're a part
(together) oh oh oh ooh / im a thief
I'm only here
(together) oh oh oh ooh / im a thief
Stand Up
I know, no one had ever dreamed that
We were this strong and we'd achieve this
So long the doubt and all believed it
And now it's come for all to see yeah
We've worked, so hard
Pushed every day now
See the blood sweat and tears on our face
We've never been stronger
There's no holding back now
So you can hear us say
Stand up, Stand up we were right
You know we can't be more justified
And they can't deny it
Stand up, stand up we were right
We've come to far just to fade away
And they can't deny it
I've hear the words those in the circle say
Ooh aah
Album three ya'll
Ooh ahh
Blue
Ooh ahhOh I like what you do
Take the time out tonight
Let me hear you say ahh
And we can take it far
Gonna make you feel alright
Ohh same everyday
No fun no work and no play
Let me hear you say ahh
I know what you like
Take your time out tonight
I like it when you're close to me
'Cause you're making the most of me
And shorty you inspire me
To be all the man I can be
'Cause we roll like the sound of thunder
When it's only you and me
And can nobody take us under
'Cause the rest is history
Chorus
So everybody stand up
If you work all day
Maybe you deserve a little time to play
Hands up
We're gonna feel alright
Take the time off tonight
Ohh don't leave the bedroom, stay by my side
Let me hear you say ahh
You shine like a star, brightly in my eyes
Ohh its a matter of fact
No change cause I'm happy like that (let me hear you say aah)
Leave the keys to your car you're staying with me tonight
I like it when you're close to me
'Cause you're making the most of me
And shorty you inspire me to be all the man I can be
'Cause we roll like the sound of thunder
When it's only you and me
And can nobody take us under
'Cause the rest is history
Chorus x 1
Try my best just to please ya
Don't leave me here 'cause I need ya
If you want I will tell ya (over and over again)
Try my best just to please ya
Don't leave me here cause I need ya
Look no further this is all we need
Ooh ahh
Ooh ahh
Let's get jiggy jiggy
I hope you feel me
So are you gonna give it to me?
We never spend no time to get busy busy
I wanna make the bed rock
And make you dizzy dizzy
Creep right up to your spot
So everybody stand up
If you work all day
Maybe you deserve a little time to play
Hands up
We're gonna feel alright
Take your time off tonight
'Cause we roll like the sound of thunder
When it's only you and me (you & me)
And can nobody take us under
'Cause the rest is history (rest is history)
So everybody stand up
'Cause we roll like the sound of thunder
When it's only you and me (you & me)
Hands up -
And can nobody take us under
'Cause the rest is history
So everybody stand up
Ooh ahh
Ooh aah
That's right
Hands up
Sing it again
So everybody stand up
Hands up
If you work all day baby you deserve a little time to play
Hands up
We're gonna feel alright
Take your time off tonight
She looks like Monroe
It's a good impersonation
From start to finish
It's her better side
Head over heels
Yes, he feels a strange sensation
Excedrin Headache #65
That's the trouble with love
That's the trouble with war
You never get what you came for
Stand up, stand up
The more you do it
The less you fall down
Stand up, stand up
Put your head in the clouds
And your feet on the ground
Stand up, stand up
For the time of your life
You turn it up loud
Stand up, stan up
What kind of fashion
Is this flash infatuation
Is all this admiration mutual
Need no lessons
In emotiona starvation
Tat look in her eyes
Is too good to be true...
So now you got a good reason
Yeah, but you just gorra learn
It's what makes the world turn
Stand up, stand up
The more you do ti
The less you fall down
Stand up, stand up
Put your head in the clouds
And your feet on the ground
Stand yp, stand up
For the time of your life
You turn it up loud
Dream yourself awake
Can't make it through the night
Wicked dreams will haunt you
When the morning light shines
You try to find your way outside
Just another day
You try to let them shine
The people disappoint you
Makes you wonder why you cry
You can almost see the end of you
So come on stand up
Yeah put your hands up
It ain't wrong to be strong
And it's gonna be gone
And then they won't come back to you
No, no, no, no, wake up
Try not to break up
If they're holding you down
Then you rise to the top
'Cause you're a bad, bad girl
And you just can't stop, no, no, no
Give yourself a break
Listen to your heart
Let your conscience guide you
Never let your guard down
Find out the best of you
Everything you do
And what is done to you
Doesn't have to change you
It only makes you stronger and stronger
The more they take away from you
So come on stand up
Yeah, put your hands up
It ain't wrong to be strong
And it's gonna be gone
And then they won't come back to you
No, no, no, no, wake up
Try not to break up
If they're holding you down
Then you rise to the top
'Cause you're a bad, bad girl
And you just can't stop, no, no, no
'Cause you're a bad, bad girl
And you just can't stop, no, no, no
You won't lead no beggars life
And you sure don't need their bad advice
Or their five cents worth of what they think of you
Sometimes they're not so into you
Keep your head up above that line, you know
Everybody loses sometimes
Shame, shame, shame
The things they've done to you
So come on stand up
Yeah, put your hands up
It ain't wrong to be strong
And it's gonna be gone
And then they won't come back to you
No, no, no, no, wake up
Try not to break up
If they're holding you down
Then you rise to the top
'Cause you're a bad, bad girl
Too bored to live and too young to die
You get too tall, I'll cut you down to size
TV fear sells brand new cars
My love lives with my guitar
It's easy to feel that free
When you know what you want to be
Stand up, your time is come back around
Stand up, there's nothing holding you down
Walk on with your feet off the ground
How they gonna stop you now?
And how they gonna stop you now?
So learn to love or learn to lie
Just don't sit and watch the world go by
TV fear sells brand new cars
My love lives with my guitar
It's easy to feel that free
When you know what you want to be
Stand up, your time is come back around
Stand up, there's nothing holding you down
Walk on with your feet off the ground
And how they gonna stop you now?
How they gonna stop you now?
And how they gonna stop you now?
Never gonna stop you now
I said, stand up, don't sit back down
I said, stand up, don't sit back down
They got the mouth, we got the soul
Come on now, honey, won't ya let it roll?
You got to move, don't hang around
Come on now, honey, can you hear me now?
Can you hear me now?
Can you hear me now?
Can you hear me now?
Can you hear me now?
Can you hear me now?
Can you hear me now?
Can you hear me now?
Stand up, stand up
Stand up, your time is come back around
Stand up, there's nothing holding you down
Walk on with your feet off the ground
How they gonna stop you now?
I said, how they gonna stop you now?
Said I, I, I, I never meant to hurt you
But you didn't even try
To take away my pain or dry my weeping eyes
Cos you can't, can you baby
Keep doing me wrong and I won't accept it no more
You had me so caught up baby, had me so blind
Everything was about you and I put all my needs aside
So go back to her, stop wasting my time
Cos I'm gonna, I'm gonna
I'm gonna stand up, I'm tired of being let down
Takes a damn fool to keep you around
Gonna stand up on my two feet
Cos I don't need you to make me complete
See, I had to learn the hard way
That you were doing me, you were doing me wrong
All those lonely nights that you left me alone
And gave me the power to finally
Stand up, stand up
Damn fool to keep you around
Gonna stand up on my two feet
Cos I don't need you to make me complete, no, no
To all my ladies and my girls
Know that he's not your world
Don't be afraid to leave
Come on ladies sing with me
And stand up, I'm gonna stand
I'm gonna stand up on my two feet
Cos I don't need you to make me complete
(Stand up) I won't miss you around oh baby
(Damn fool) I'd be a damn fool to keep you around
(Stand up) I'll stand up
Spent your life on the fence
And wonder where the time went
From the time you were born
You always did what you? ve told
When you? ve gone there? s nothing you leave behind Always easy to please
Never get off your knees
Give and you will receive
Just like a kick in the teeth
How long can you just turn the other cheek Tell me what you? ve got to lose
There? s just so much you can do Stand up, one shot can make a nation cry
One voice can make them wonder why
One spark can make a fire burn
One lesson everybody must learn You gotta search for the truth
It? s just so easy to lose
When there? s so many lies
That find a way to get through
I know the future is in your hands
Don? t hide your head in your hands
There? s just so much you can stand Who? s gonna answer your prayers
When you are no longer there
If you? re looking for signs
You must be crazy or blind
I know the future is in your hands Tell me what you gotta lose
'Cause I came here to dance
I'm gonna put up my hands and stand up, stand up
'Cause I came here to dance
I'm gonna put up my hands and stand up, stand up
Get up, get up when the music gets a hold of you
Get up, get up when the music gets control of you
Get up, get up when the music gets a hold of you
Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up
I can see the light calling me out
I can see the search light spinning around
I can feel the moment where I belong
I can feel the music turning me on
On, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on
On, on, on, on, on, on turning me on
'Cause I came here to dance
I'm gonna put up my hands and stand up, stand up
'Cause I came here to dance
I'm gonna put up my hands and stand up, stand up
Get up, get up when the music gets a hold of you
Get up, get up when the music gets control of you
Get up, get up when the music gets a hold of you
Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up
I've got this emotion covering me
While moving in the fast lane taking the lead
There's no way to hide feeling this strong
I can feel the music turning me on
On, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on
On, on, on, on, on, on turning me on
'Cause I came here to dance
I'm gonna put up my hands and stand up, stand up
'Cause I came here to dance
I'm gonna put up my hands and stand up, stand up
Get up, get up when the music gets a hold of you
Get up, get up when the music gets control of you
Get up, get up when the music gets a hold of you
Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up
Okay Cheryl, let's dance 'cause I just cut my advance
So I can slide on my Louboutins
And I'mma put on my brand new Vans and take it to the club
I don't give a what and you don't give a what
We go wild eyed like we just got paid
Looking so fresh in our rock star shades
'Cause I came here to dance
I'm gonna put up my hands and stand up, stand up
'Cause I came here to dance
I'm gonna put up my hands and stand up, stand up
Get up, get up when the music gets a hold of you
Get up, get up when the music gets control of you
Get up, get up when the music gets a hold of you
Every race and creed please come along, We need the masses to help us sing this song, I know we'll win, I know we're right, Fuck your borders, Fuck your flags, Come together, Let's unite! Rivalry with no communication, We will win! Labeled as the X Generation, We will win! Cleaning up what you left behind, We will win! No tolerance for any opposition, We will win! It's my right! It's my life! No one's listening to you! Sometimes there's need to be extreme, Don't let anything come between your dreams, They fucked it up. We pay for their mistake, Go fuckin' nuts, You only get to live once! Rivalry with no communication, We will win! Labeled as the X Generation, We will win! Cleaning up what you left behind, We will win! No tolerance for any opposition, We will win! It's my right! It's my life! No one's listening to you!
Verse I
Stand up for right
Join in the fight
Be a soldier for Jesus
Stand up for what is right
Join in the fight
Be a soldier for Jesus
The world is under a siege of war
Your soul you must guard
To be on the winning team
Let God recruit your heart
In drug infested streets
Satan makes his attack
Arm yourself with prayer and praise
Drive the devil back
Chorus
Stand up for right
Join in the fight
Be a soldier for Jesus
Verse II
The combat zone is everywhere
Satan out to devour
His bark is worse than his bite
Against God's Almighty power
He'll tempt you to fall
Or to go AWOL
With power, truth untold
You can stop him cold
Vamp
We're going no stop
Hook:
She got her bags and she talking fast
she throwing things 'cause she super man
she say she can't take it no more
and she's ready to go, and she's out the door
but she wanna stay, she wanna stay
I just tell by the look in her eyes
she wanna stay, she wanna stay
she wanna stay, she's just harder the games in her life
but she wanna stay
She wanna leave with can't stand us in nobody will
on top of that she know she work too hard to get it
you sing the house and god damn acres
and getting still yo scream loud up the waiting neighbors
shop the spreeze over sea 'cause you believe that
and all this Gucci.you wanna leave that
your demons got you screaming but I can't hear said your told moe
I guess you can't do like DJ.gonna roll it up
you know I hate it when your ass start acting crazy
'cause your add it to be shit it like a pimp to her baby
you say you wanna leave so I said get out
but I know that I'd go outside in the rain and work the shit out
Look:
Hook:
she throwing things 'cause she super man
she say she can't take it no more
and she's ready to go, and she's out the door
but she wanna stay, she wanna stay
I just tell by the look in her eyes
she wanna stay, she wanna stay
she wanna stay,
she's just harder the games in her life
but she wanna stay
Hey, she need God or something like a mentor
she wanna leave but she like the way I get to em
she's bored 'cause all she do is shop and watch cable
I'ma bring the pool home you just set the table
she throwin this man I swear she buggin
she getting at me like I'm so unsuspicious and thug in
if you don't trust me why you love me
you don't love me why you cup me
yeah you act damn bullshit and you should be feeling lucky
tell the truth I think you're puffing
and who you ain't gonna do nothing
throw them bags up in the closet
and bust it over for the fussin
hey she loving the lights, she lovin the scene
why wish you on the lean when she's part of the team
[Hook:]
Look at all the lonely hearts
Shivering out in the dark
Hiding from the truth
Cover up the proof
Demons that I've tried to hide
Imprison me in my own lies
And all that I can do is cover up the proof
Don't be afraid to
(Stand up)
Stand up if you're broken
(Stand up)
Stand up if you feel ashamed
You are not alone when you hurt this way
(Stand up)
Stand up if you need love
(Stand up)
This is not Judgment Day
You don't have to hide, there's no need to run
Everything will be okay
Secrets got me torn apart
Trying to destroy my heart
But I can see the light
It's cutting through the night
Don't run away
(Don't run away)
Don't be afraid to
(Stand up)
Stand up if you're broken
(Stand up)
Stand up if you feel ashamed
You are not alone when you hurt this way
(Stand up)
Stand up if you need love
(Stand up)
This is not Judgment Day
You don't have to hide, there's no need to run
Everything will be okay
You say you love me
That's all I'll ever need
If you say I'm good enough
That's good enough for me
(Stand up)
Stand up if you're broken
(Stand up)
Stand up if you feel ashamed
You are not alone when you hurt this way
(Stand up)
Stand up if you need love
(Stand up)
This is not Judgment Day
You don't have to hide, there's no need to run
Everything will be okay
(Stand up)
[Incomprehensible]
(Stand up)
Stand up if you're broken
(Stand up)
The face before me flies
Laughs at me inside
Masks are made to hide the glow
Shining eyes
Distance 'tween us grows
feeding lies
It's hard to start things over
You can feel the fire around us
All the time
Yeah
Something I should say
It takes you every day
What you give is not alive
Today
Your soul served on a plate
Throw it away
It's hard to start things over
You can feel the fire around us
All the time
Yeah
It's hard to start things over
Oh yeah
You can feel the fire around us
All the time
Yeah
It's hard to start things over
Oh yeah
You can feel the fire around us
All the time
Yeah
All the time
What the hell have I?
Little Pride
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I've found something that nothing else brings...keeps me complete.
So listen closely... could you try harder
faking something that shows some signs that you believe
There is still worth in time spent,
But we don't enjoy the journey to the end.
Well that's not perfect for me.
This life is enough.
This life is my love.
It's so hard to stay young,
It's so hard to stay young.
This life is enough.
This life is my love.
It's so hard to stay young,
It's so hard to stay young.
I feel doubt when your expectations leave me outdone
But my successes, they wont be measured by long term lessons...
I live each moment like my last.
There is still worth in life spent,
so whats the point in racing to the end?
Well that's not purpose to me.
This life is enough.
This life is my love.
It's so hard to stay young,
It's so hard to stay young.
This life is enough.
This life is my love.
It's so hard to stay young,
It's so hard to stay young.
Stand up, Stand up now, Grab a hold of what you got.
Stand up, Stand up now, The best years are spent growing up.
Stand up, Stand up now, Listen to your hearts request.
Stand up, Stand up now, It never leads you straying from the best.
This life is enough.
This life is my love.
It's so hard to stay young,
It's so hard to stay young.
This life is enough.
This life is my love.
It's so hard to stay young,
You're fallin' down, you hit the ground
You must rebound, stand up my friend
When morning come, you can get some
Keep movin' on, get up again
You're fallin' down, you hit the ground
You must rebound, stand up my friend
When morning come, you can get some
Keep movin' on, get up again
Trust me, dirt tastes dusty
My demons push me and rush me
They got me by the throat like a goat
So I wrote these notes that everybody can see
You know when you're all alone and you're on your own
And you feel stripped down to the bone
Just lying down in the dust and a bloody dirty crust
Is running up and down your nose
Spit it out brother, say it loud brother
Come on, enough is enough, I'm too tough to give it away
One of my demons will pay
For these crazy puzzles I face everyday
You're fallin' down, you hit the ground
You must rebound, stand up my friend
When morning come, you can get some
Keep movin' on, get up again
You're fallin' down, you hit the ground
You must rebound, stand up my friend
When morning come, you can get some
Keep movin' on, get up again
Good better best, mi na go rest till mi good is better
You ain't gonna see me rest till I made my better best
To the good, to the better, to the best
Never gonna let good be my measure
This gonna be my quest mi na go sleep, mi na go rest
More mountains to top, more oceans to dive in
And more beauty to drop and our soul makes it up
We go dead or alive, right now we sing our life
See how these words can drive, where do you wanna arrive?
We wanna move non-stop seeing all your heads up
Dont need a roof on our club, we are all part of the mob
Wanna rock your soul, that's our goal
Gonna pick you up truck around the clock
You're fallin' down, you hit the ground
You must rebound, stand up my friend
When morning come, you can get some
Keep movin' on, get up again
You're fallin' down, you hit the ground
You must rebound, stand up my friend
When morning come, you can get some
Keep movin' on, get up again
You're fallin' down, you hit the ground
You must rebound, stand up my friend
When morning come, you can get some
Keep movin' on, get up again
You're fallin' down, you hit the ground
You must rebound, stand up my friend
When morning come, you can get some
Gotta make a stand
Gettin' too damned deep,
I think I need my shovel
Gettin' deep my brother
Gotta make a stand, yeah
Hearin' all your lies, I don't need another
No, you're not my brother
Yeah, I'm gettin' tired
Tired of what they're givin' to me
Turnin' up the fire
Now you're gonna start to feel the heat
Chorus:
Yeah, I'm gonna stand up
never keep us down
Stand up, don't push me 'round
Stand up, people can't you see
Stand up, no I'm not, no I'm never
goin' down on my knees
Better walk away
See it in my eyes, it couldn't
be much stronger
Don't be 'round much longer
Better get away
Gettin' in my face, gonna be a goner
Self defense, your honor
Everday they're pushin'
Tryin' to put one over on me
I don't need a cushin'
'Cause I'm throwin' away my seat
Chorus
Gotta make a stand
Hearin' all your lies, I don't need another
No, I no I, no I don't
Yeah, I'm gettin' tired
Tired of what you're givin' to me
Turnin' up the fire
Now you're gonna start to feel the heat
Yeah, I'm gonna stand up
never keep us down
Stand up, don't push me 'round
Stand up, people can't you see
Stand up, no I'm not, no I'm never
From the moment I met you
Everything changed
I knew I had to get you
What ever the pain
I had to take you and make you mine
(had to make you mine)
I would walk through the desert
I would walk down the isle
I would swim all the oceans just to see you smile
What ever it takes
It's fine
(what ever it takes its fine)
Oh oh oh ooh oh
So put your hands up
Oh oh oh ooh oh
Cause its a stand up
I won't be leaving till i've finished stealing a piece of your heart
Every piece of your heart
I know your hearts been broken
Don't you give up
I'll be there yeah i know it
To fix you with love
It hurts me to think
That you've ever cried
Oh oh oh ooh oh
So put your hands up
Oh oh oh ooh oh
Cause its a stand up
I won't be leaving till i've finished stealing every piece of your heart
Every piece of your heart
Oh oh oh ooh oh
So put your hands up
Oh oh oh ooh oh
Cause its a stand up
I won't be leaving till i've finished stealing every piece of your heart
And then we'll steal us a car
And we will drive to the stars
I will give you the moon
It's the least i could do
If you give me the chance
Oh oh oh ooh oh
So put your hands up
Oh oh oh ooh oh
Cause its a stand up
I'm a thief im a thief
You can call me a thief
I'm a thief im a thief
But you should know you're a part
I'm a thief im a thief
I'm only here
I'm a thief im a thief
Because you stole my heart
I'm a thief im a thief
So put your hands up
Oh oh ooh im a thief
Oh oh im a thief
Cause its a stand up
I won't be leaving till im finished stealing every piece of your heart
Cause you stole my heart
(together) oh oh oh ooh oh / im a thief
Call me a thief
(together) oh oh oh ooh oh / im a thief
But you should know you're a part
(together) oh oh oh ooh / im a thief
I'm only here
(together) oh oh oh ooh / im a thief
I got in a fight over some stupid insecurities.
Stepped out of the light.
When did we lose our old identity?
Now my white flags are waving around
'Cause you don't need your best friends bringing you down.
Something in the air with the smoke and the fire
Got in my eyes, our eyes singing,
Stand up, stand up
Can I be strong enough?
I'm trying hard to be myself again
To be myself again.
I've been tripping over all the rules
Living my live somebody else's way.
I've been sinking on this ship of fools,
Following orders that I can't obey.
Now my white flags are waving around
'Cause the choices I've made ran me into the ground.
Someone's at the crash site digging me out.
I hope it's you, I hear you singing to me
Stand up, stand up
Can I be strong enough?
I'm trying hard to be myself again
Stand up, stand up
Brothers be strong enough.
We're trying hard to be ourselves again
To be ourselves again.
When plans go wrong they won't set the sun.
When plans go wrong they won't ruin the day.
Stand up, stand up
I gotta be strong enough.
I'm trying hard to be myself again.
So stand up, stand up.
Brothers be strong enough.
We're trying hard to be ourselves again again.
Stand up, stand up (Stand up, stand up)
Stand up, stand up, stand up!
Stand up, stand up (Stand up, stand up)
Stand up, we shall not be moved
Except by a child with no socks and shoes
If you've got more to give then you've got to prove
Put your hands up and I'll copy you
Stand up, we shall not be moved
Except by a woman dyin? from the loss of food
If you've got more to give then you've got to prove
Put your hands up and I'll copy you
We still don't understand thunder and lightnin?
Flashback to when we didn't fund the dam
Didn't fund the damn levee? No wonder man
Now, our whole damn city's torn asunder man
Under water but we still don't understand
We see hurricane spills over on the land
Through gaps you couldn't fill with a 100 tons of sand
No, we still don't understand
We've seen planes in the windows of buildings crumbled in
We've seen flames send the chills through London
And we've sent planes to kill them and some of them are children
But still we crumblin? the buildin?
Underfunded but we still don't understand
Under God but we kill like the son of Sam
But if you feel like I feel like about the Son of Man
We will overcome
So stand up, we shall not be moved
Except by a child with no socks and shoes
If you've got more to give then you've got to prove
Put your hands up and I'll copy you
Stand up, we shall not be moved
Except by a woman dyin? from the loss of food
If you've got more to give then you've got to prove
Put your hands up and I'll copy you
I said, "Put your hands up and I'll copy you"
Put your hands up and I'll copy you
If you've got more to give then you've got to prove
Put your hands up and I'll copy you
We shall not be moved
Except by a child with no socks and shoes
Except by a woman dyin? from the loss of food
Except by a freedom fighter bleedin? on a cross for you
We shall not be moved
Except by a system that?s rotten through
Neglectin? the victims and orderin? the cops to shoot
High treason, now we, need to prosecute
So Stand up, we shall not be moved
And we won?t fight a war for fossil fuel
It's times like this that you want to plot a coo
Put your hands up and I'll copy you
Stand up, we shall not be moved
Unless we're takin? a route we have not pursued
So if you've got a dream and a lot to do
Put your hands up and I'll copy you
I said, "Put your hands up and I'll copy you"
Put your hands up and I'll copy you
If you've got a dream and a lot to do
Put your hands up
Now shake, shake, a Polaroid dream
Nightmare negatives develop on the screen
We sit back and wait for the government team
Criticize they but who the fuck are we?
The people want peace but the leaders want war
Our neighbors don't speak, peek through the front door
House representatives preach, ?Stay the course?
Time for a leap of faith once more
Put your hands up high if you haven't imagined
Hope that the pen strokes stronger than the cannon
Balls to the wall, nose to the grindstone
My interrogation techniques leave your mind blown
Place your bets, let?s speak to the enemy
Don't let ?em pretend that we seek blood
And who's we anyways, Kemo Sabe?
Mighty warlord, wannabe street thug
A threat for a threat leaves the whole world terrified
Blow for blow never settles the score
Word for word is time, need, clarify
We the people did not want war
So stand up, we shall not be moved
Except by a child with no socks and shoes
If you've got more to give then you've got to prove
Put your hands up and I'll copy you
Stand up, we shall not be moved
Unless were takin? a route we have not pursued
So if you've got a dream and a lot to do
Put your hands up and I'll copy you
I said, "Put your hands up and I'll copy you"
Put your hands up and I'll copy you
If you've got a dream and a lot to do
This is the way it feels
When you are lost
Can't help feeling
I've given up
A lot more than I got
No hope inside
Believe me when I see surprise
On your face and in your lies
You spewed to me
On our wedding day
And I can't face you
You come out swinging
You'd better hope your aim is true
Come out swinging
You might be swinging from a noose
She's tellin' lies
I realize
She's tellin' lies
About you again
I realize
She's not my friend
No one wants to hear you
When you're down
Turn their backs and
Turn off the phones
And draw the shade
Estranged from hope
Desperate and alone
It's getting difficult to swallow
Or work up a sound
Anymore, anyway
And I can't face you
You come out swinging
You'd better hope your aim is true
Come out swinging
You might be swinging from a noose
She's tellin' lies
I realize
She's tellin' lies
About you again
I realize
She's not my friend
(Repeat Chorus)
I've got something to tell you
Something you can't deny
I've taken all that you've given
I've had it p to my eye
Can't feel the hunger
Feel that you can't go on, now
Stand up and be counted
Don't push your luck too far
Stand up and be counted
Don't push your luck too far, woah woah woah woah
And now I feel it
Burnin' deep inside
I've got a lot of good reasons
Of the mysterious kind
Can't feel the hunger
Feel that you can't go on, now
Stand up and be counted
Don't push your luck too far
Stand up and be counted
Don't push your luck too far
Can't hold on
Can't hold on
Gonna rock it up tonight
Let it roll now
Let it go now
Let it loose tonight, woah
(Guitar Solo)
Can't feel the hunger
Feel that you can't go on, now
Stand up and be counted
Don't push your luck too far
Stand up and be counted
Don't push your luck too far
Stand up and be counted
Don't push your luck too far
Stand up and be counted
Don't push your luck too far
Stand up and be counted
Everytime I'm by myself
I'm staring out the window
I'm looking at the weather change
Seeing how the wind blows
I'm tired of giving everything
I've only got the air I breathe
I need sometime to myself
To lift me off the ground
Sometimes we learn
After we fall
But it's okay
Hook
If you stand up now
Your dreams will be heard
Gotta look inside your heart
If you believe you'll make
It through after all
Though at times they may break
You don't ever forget who you are
Because a woman's strength is in love
When I look into your eyes
I know the pain you're feeling
But it doesn't take away
The beauty of your smile
Sometimes we learn
After we fall
But it's okay
Hook
If you stand up now
Your dreams will be heard
Gotta look inside your heart
If you believe you'll make
It through after all
Though at times they may break
You don't ever forget who you are
Because a woman's strength is in love
Bridge
Time after time
They will hurt you
(don't you ever give in)
There's a reason you've made it this far
(don't you ever give up)
Though the road maybe long just hold on
To the faith in your heart
In your heart
Hook
If you stand up now
Your dreams will be heard
Gotta look inside your heart
If you believe you'll make
It through after all
Though at times they may break
You don't ever forget who you are
If you stand up now
Your dreams will be heard
Gotta look inside your heart
If you believe you'll make
It through after all
Though at times they may break
You don't ever forget who you are
Because a woman's strength
Is in love
If you surround yourself with negative people
You'll never feel settled in or become an equal, no
They'll suppress you of your spirit and rinse you dry of smiles
So reach deep and release your inner child, yeah, yeah
So stand up for the love, love, love
So stand up for the love, love, love
So stand up for the love, love, love
So stand up, stand up, for the love, love
'Cause you're as old as you feel you are
And if you don't reach for the moon you can't fall on the stars
So I live my life like every day is the last, last, last
'Cause you're as old as you feel you are
And if you don't reach for the moon you can't fall on the stars
So I live my life like every day is the last, last, last
So stand up
If you let a frown become your normality, yes
You don't set an example for the youth of our humanity
If you spend every day wishing for the next to come
Aged and lifeless is what, yes, you'll become, yeah, yeah
So stand up for the love, love, love
So stand up for the love, love, love
So stand up for the love, love, love
So stand up, stand up, for the love, love
'Cause you're as old as you feel you are
And if you don't reach for the moon you can't fall on the stars
So I live my life like every day is the last, last, last
'Cause you're as old as you feel you are
And if you don't reach for the moon you can't fall on the stars
So I live my life like every day is the last, last, last
(So stand up)
I live my life like every day is the last
So ignore the bad and the good will soon come
Don't think second best, be number one
Spread some love, don't give to receive
Strive to be happy and live to believe
So ignore the bad and the good will soon come
Don't think second best, be number one
Spread some love, don't give to receive
Strive to be happy and live to believe
So stand up for the love, love, love
So stand up, stand up for the love, love, love
So stand up for the love, love, love
So stand up, stand up, for the love, love
'Cause you're as old as you feel you are
And if you don't reach for the moon you can't fall on the stars
So I live my life like every day is the last, last, last
'Cause you're as old as you feel you are
And if you don't reach for the moon you can't fall on the stars
So I live my life like every day is the last, last, last
'Cause you're as old as you feel you are
And if you don't reach for the moon you can't fall on the stars
So I live my life like every day is the last, last, last
So stand up for the l-l-love, yeah
So stand up for the l-l-love, yeah
You give me untold riches
To which I hatched a plan
I drink myself to death
Just because I can
Gave me many choices
I didn't understand
Crawled across the floor
I knew I couldn't stand
Can't lie to myself this way
I have to stand up and walk away
I can't lie to myself this way
I have to stand up and walk away
Stand up
Stand up
Stand up
Stand up and walk
Away
Hard to watch you suffer
So hard to feel the pain
But you're wrapped so tight in your one block world
Too scared to make the change
Ask yourself this question
While you're playing with your gun
Is your finger shaking on the trigger
Are you really having fun
I can't lie to myself this way
I have to stand up and walk away
I can't lie to myself this way
I have to stand up and walk away
Stand up
Stand up
Stand up
Stand up and walk
Away
Stop talking
Try listening
To what I'm trying to say
If you're walking
You're breathing
Maybe you can make a change
You give me untold riches
To which I hatched a plan
I drink myself to death
Just because I can
Now I'm judge and jury
Are you having so much fun
Sitting up there on your throne
I've only just begun
I can't lie to myself this way
I have to stand up and walk away
I can't lie to myself today
I have to stand up and walk away
Stand up
Stand up
Stand up
Stand up and walk
Chorus
Stand Up Stand Up Stand Up
Stand Up Stand Up Stand Up
If You Look Into The Light You'll See
What You Were Meant To Be
Stand Up Stand Up Stand Up
It's Very Easy When Ya Rollin' Challengin' When Ya Down
Expectations Have Been Stolen Now Ya Smile Is A Frown
Ya Past Has Been Golden Now It's All Ugly Brown
Ya Dream Is Now Broken And Your Feet Have No Ground
It Feels Like You Are Chokin' When Ya Breathe In And
I Advise You To Open Up And Ease All Your Doubts
Burn Down Ya Sorrow Try To Stand Up And Fight
I Am Comin' With The Anthem And You Got The Right To
Chorus
Stand Up Stand Up Stand Up
Stand Up Stand Up Stand Up
If You Look Into The Light You'll See
What You Were Meant To Be
Stand Up Stand Up Stand Up
We Only Learn From Mistakes So It's Just Another
Challange
Life Is A Blessin' To Express All Ya Talents
Come In And Find Out Ya New Inner Balance
For The Dead And Gone We Need A Moment Of Silence
Reactivate All Your Energy And Power
I Am Waitin' With A Goodie Bag On The Highest Tower
I Need Ya To Stand Up In This Very Second
Got A Life To Live Very Beautiful Check It
Chorus
Stand Up Stand Up Stand Up
Stand Up Stand Up Stand Up
If You Look Into The Light You'll See
What You Were Meant To Be
Stand Up Stand Up Stand Up
If Ya Ain't Not Ready To Die Die Die
Raise Ya Hands High To The Sky
If Ya Ain't not Ready To Fly Fly Fly
Leave Right Now It's Now Or Never
Chorus
Stand Up Stand Up Stand Up
Stand Up Stand Up Stand Up
If You Look Into The Light You'll See
What You Were Meant To Be
Stand Up Stand Up Stand Up
Bridge
Stand Up Stand Up You Got To Stand Up
Stand Up Stand Up Stand Up
Stand Up Stand Up You Got To Stand Up
If You Look Into The Light You'll See
i need a sedative
but i don't need what you give
i don't see how you're so divine
i don't see how you live
reform you sanity before you come to me
or i'll just say goodbye
there is no guarantee of what you mean to me
stop, stop asking me why
stand up with it to throw it down
stand up willing for the sake of sound
stand up with it to throw it down
stand up willing for the sake of sound
it's all so relative
but it's all that i can give
i don't seem to ever mind but it comes time after time
so long to sanity, ever since you came to me
but you always come to mind
if we will ever be what we used to be
you'll have to take what you find
stand up with it to throw it down
stand up willing for the sake of sound
stand up with it to throw it down
stand up willing for the sake of sound
better believe what you see
i gave you ground on me
better that you try to prove
you only get what you give
stand up with it to throw it down
stand up willing for the sake of sound
stand up with it to throw it down
Be friends wit'cha gram!
I want everyone to stand up and be counted tonight
Hey you, blow your whistle
Now clap ya hands and say yeah! (yeah)
Tune my voice out, tune my mic out
Tune my voice out, tune my mic out
Yo, this is how we rock
This is how we rock
This is how we rock, rock
Hey you, blow your whistle
Yeah, we in the joint yo
We in the joint
Hey yo, hey, yeah, scream
Hey now, I want all you brothers and sisters to stand up
(Ah shit!)
I want everyone to stand up and be counted tonight
(Stand up, yeah)
Brothers and sisters, if you know you've got your thing together
(Put your muthafuckin' hand in the air)
I want you to stand on up!
Now I got something to tell ya
(Swing it from left to right)
I'll tell you, now that I think about it
(Yeah)
And now I wanna tell ya how to get your thing together
(Play with this, you can't play with this)
Come on now, get a groove going
(Uh)
Yeah
Hey you, blow your whistle
Yo, yo, yo
Yo tony, what up?
Heard your dick was good
You should know, yo I fucked you on the side of my hood
Never that dawg
From where you can never hit it
Throw a razor in my mouth on the low
And suck ya dick wit' it
The world famous, priceless, still stainless dick
Pray over this, scoped ya love, nameless
Heavyweight dick in ya jaw
Good lickin' fom ya lips, now babygirl throw the song
Yo, yo, yo
Aye yo Tony, you phoney
We both signed to Sony
But for half ya pub, ride that dick like a Pony, what
Yeah, what, put your money on my dick
Girls, all eyes on my dick
Yo, yo, yo
Cats fatigued out, thinkin' they armies
My crew arms me with beats, how we swarm bee?
Who bang?, B'More and Wu Tang, new thang
Mad at how we do thangs, RZA cop me two fangs
Official, now I bite through gristle
Gold teeth style in from Philly to Stanton Island
While in the meantime, spit mean lines
Fuck clean rhymes, like mine's grimmy
Like my niggas be
Picture me, coming off soft
Ya'll just cough up shit, I swallow rhymes
Makin' bitches swallow 9's, re-define
This rap shit, make my shit a classic
Like Bethoven, stay posin'
For the camera, stamina
Like a crackhead, and crackheads are amauters
You try me, no in-between like Y to Z
Pick brains like labotomies
Still thoughts to charts of Billboard's
Throw pour ill spores, leave niggsa stiff like still-born's
I want all you brothers and sisters to stand up
(What, what, what)
I want everybody to stand up and be counted tonight
(Stand up baby, stand up baby)
Brothers and sisters, if you know you've got your thing together
I want you to stand on up!
(Stand up yo)
Now I got something to tell ya
I'll tell you, now that I think about it
(Yeah, what, what, what)
And now I wanna tell ya how to get your thing together
I'm like Spider-Man's fifth brohter up in the Clan
Drop like crap's that's scattered all up in ya van
Skelly-man crook, character star
In Donna Boines book
MGM, Heaven and Hell, sat with the cook
With the big spice bone, red hair's is killin' me
Knotted up, twisted and green
Seen them crystal's in that rap yo
And get Barear
Bear hug and five hundered ounce of that Staision
Wild man, Sarah
Rush after hours, Alpha in the beds
Caked hands like Dai Smith, rap haggler with a fade
Magillia, Charli Baltimore with Hazel driftin' withdrawels
Wind Face start with the Killah
Stood still, a whole river chill
Looked up and got dogged, that's when RZA started to build
Hey yeah!
I want all you brothers and sisters to stand up
Hey yeah!
I want all you brothers and sisters to stand up
Hey you, blow your whistle
What, what, what, what!
Aye yo, you craze me, turtleneck nigga rockin' Pasley
Shots crazily, steady blazin' where the spaids be
Teams like Starsky and Hutch, you put deluxe truck
Ya bankrupt, 52's Knox, I heard you Ku Klux, damn
Tear it out the van, sweat it with a tan
With get like Remo spray can, suga the ram
Fuck a cocktail, get my balls licked in Hell
Read his Igloo Tales, hell all the dogs with broken tails
Salt range, short order tab
Ironman, bubble bath, nuclear, split the atom in half
Meet dime O's, fifth brother bug inside 8 pole
Change though, crush the birds inside the strip pose
Rap Conspiracy, hold songs for ransom
Lancin' in Ghostmode, coke mixed with Branson
Sheisty, tree's soaked in half-ki's
Sabotage N.Y. with snipe's and 79's
Channel 9's scene street team made news with who's
Charli, every 16 bars be
Sickening, peep the scription
Rhyme vixen
Keep the clips in tact, watch ya back
Ain't done yet, 8-Spunett
Poison webbers
Spider-Woman, two legged, how we did it
What!
Come on and get a groove goin'!
Hey you, blow your whistle
Hey you, blow your whistle
Now clap your hands and say yeah
Yeah....
Now let me count it off
1.. 2... 3
Hey, hey, hey yeah!
[Hook:]
All around ya set... Stand up
If you a fighter like a pimp... stand up
You ain't scared to take a hit, stand up... stand up... stand up
All around ya set... Stand up
If you a fighter like a pimp... stand up
You ain't scared to take a hit stand up... stand up... stand up
Reachin for the sky, livin my life, give it a try, never gon' cry, willin to fight until I die. failures not an option, precede without the caution, no need for me to say it loud I speak about it often, say what's on my mind, stay up on the time, afraid that I will never lose this life up on the grind.this is what I gotta do, you want it 1 I want it too, a pocketful I'm knockin boots, you gotta gun I got one too, no I never back back down, a king about my sack count, I rap now, but like The Rock I put the smackdown, cut the peoples eyebrow, I can never lie down, sometimes you got it raw but today you gotta fight now, beer bongs and bong hits, cruise up on the chart picks, I will learn to cope smokers say you want this. our shits from humboldt, mix it up like gumbo, who wanna tuff test, now that's a no no. gotta an eye of the tiger and a heart of a lion, nobody harder than I am, whoever say they be lying. I'm a stay up on my biz, protect the little kids, if you hatin, fuck you, it is what it is.
[Bridge:]
Take our faith, kill our dreams, and you know we won't back down.
Take our blood, and our lives, and you know we won't back down.
[Hook:]
All around ya set... Stand up
If you a fighter like a pimp... stand up
You ain't scared to take a hit, stand up... stand up... stand up
They wanna shut us out don't ever let us speak our minds, they wanna keep us down that's why we be writin rhymes, and who the fuck can we trust when it be do or die. our own country wanna tell lies to you and I, but I ain't havin it, I put my bat down, never back down, me and jefferey laid a track down and it's right now. whenever, cause yo it's time to come together, who can call these shots crooked politicians are forever. so we can't be ignorant the whole worlds corrupt, we stuck like a fingerprint, we gots to wake up. I ain't let them came to win when we just play it again, flags in the air, um where should I begin? bush is a crackhead and clinton smoked weed, but don't do drugs is what they stressin on the t.v... it doesn't add up, we don't' get sad what? it's just the way it is, cheaters always win, life ain't fair it never ever will it be, but I ain't scared, we always gonna remember me, white or black or blue or green, it doesn't matter what color we on the same team, come on.
[Bridge:]
Take our faith, kill our dreams, and you know we won't back down.
Take our blood, and our lives, and you know we won't back down.
[Hook:]
All around ya set... Stand up
If you a fighter like a pimp... stand up
You ain't scared to take a hit, stand up... stand up... stand up
All around ya set... Stand up
If you a fighter like a pimp... stand up
You ain't scared to take a hit, stand up... stand up... stand up
All around ya set... Stand up
If you a fighter like a pimp... stand up
Something's fucked up. Something not right. I came to have a good time. You
came to fight. But I do fight. Nothing to fear 'cause I know my friends are
here.
I don't like to fight. I don't like getting hurt. Got my guard up. State of
alert.
I don't look for trouble. Trouble finds me. Need my friends. In an
emergency.
Don't go out alone. Go with a friend. You might need him in the end. Stand
I got in a fight over some stupid insecurities.
Stepped out of the light.
When did we lose our old identity?
Now my white flags are waving around
'Cause you don't need your best friends bringing you down.
Something in the air with the smoke and the fire
Got in my eyes, our eyes singing,
Stand up, stand up
Can I be strong enough?
I'm trying hard to be myself again
To be myself again.
I've been tripping over all the rules
Living my live somebody else's way.
I've been sinking on this ship of fools,
Following orders that I can't obey.
Now my white flags are waving around
'Cause the choices I've made ran me into the ground.
Someone's at the crash site digging me out.
I hope it's you, I hear you singing to me
Stand up, stand up
Can I be strong enough?
I'm trying hard to be myself again
Stand up, stand up
Brothers be strong enough.
We're trying hard to be ourselves again
To be ourselves again.
When plans go wrong they won't set the sun.
When plans go wrong they won't ruin the day.
Stand up, stand up
I gotta be strong enough.
I'm trying hard to be myself again.
So stand up, stand up.
Brothers be strong enough.
We're trying hard to be ourselves again again.
Stand up, stand up (Stand up, stand up) [x3]
Stand up, stand up, stand up!
Stand up, stand up (Stand up, stand up) [x3]
Stand up, stand up
All my people, wherever in britain
Bro I know the flows cold,
Let me know that you feel it,
And I know the roads slow but your ready to kill me
Cause I feel that same pain, hear the lyrics I'm spittin?
Critics ask why I don't smile, they gotta be kiddin,
Little kids'll blow your head off, just to say that they did it,
I'm in the streets one deep, these villains think that I'm slippin, #
Nah bruv, I don't care bout none of you spitters,
If your real then your eelin' it,
Nah, idont give a shit,
Respect the message nigga, illa state records,
British flag, yard colours cause tell me where my
Head is
First time you saw me, iwas screamin' 'fuck the
Police',
Next icame I change the whole game in the streets,
These wollys still tryna' catch up with ' war', I
Bang harder,
Father, 'roll wid us' huh, iain't even started...
[Chorus 1:]
'Moss side... stand up... longsight... stand up...
Hansworth... stand up... aston... stand up
Newtown... stand up... London... stand up
Anywhere, everywhere all my people stand up
St.pauls... stand up... chapeltown... stand up...
Luton... stand up... London... stand up...
Anywhere, everyhere all my people stand up! '
All my tugs stand up, fist in the sky,
Girls too... hands high, now your chillin' with I,
Mr.brazilian, so of course the womaen is feelin'him,
Lyrics is brilliant, no question, illa state england,
I ain't watchin' the states neither, their whole
Shit's tired,
All the great rappers is either dead or retired,
All these soppy cunts, talkin' bout bitches n'
Blunts,
How much your chain cost, and you bustin' ya gun,
And you can't spit, your sticks, ya get hang a box in
The chops,
Silly boys can't bang with me, fools can't hangwith me,
Idont relly care unless it's paper or my family.
Home's this is the roads and there's only one
Strategy,
Though I hate my reality, it's just way it has to be,
[Chorus 2:]
'Coventry... stand up bradford... stand up...
Wolftown... stand up... glasgow... stand up
Cardiff... stand up... London... stand up
Anywhere everywhere, all my people stand up!
Derby... stand up... leicester... stand up...
Newcastle stand up... sheffield... stand up...
Belfast... stand up... London... stand up
Anywhere, everywhere, all my people stand up! '
I talk alot, but idon't conversate with punks,
Try so hard to teach but ya man dem are dunce,
Don't learn when the shit happen,
Burn when the clap em,
This is not a perm, but you worms get a relaxin'
My reaction, only in a street fashion,
I am not bulletproof- could get my melon
Splattered,
So I stay ready, spread positive energy,
But I know full well couple prars wanna bury me,
No reason, just cause, that's the negativity,
How could you be a nigga-not feelin' my delivery?
Lyrically, my ability, rippin' up killa's viciously,
Spitter's that wanna mimic me,
Stickin' them where the spirits be, huh
Pretty boy akala, move like a ape,
Skinny, but ipush plates, like I'm fresh off a 8,
Ah mate, so you relly shoulk sty in ya lane,
Verse 1
No help, no call.
we rise against the wall.
We fought and lost,
in peace and freedom we trust.
Pre-chorus
Our hearts need to be free,
our souls are bleeding.
Salvation is what we need,
tear down the wall.
Chorus
Stand up.
Stand up it’s time to stop dreaming.
Get up.
Get up for what you believe in.
Stand up.
Verse 2
One night, one dream,
In my mind I keep a silent scream.
Lie awake and sweat,
I’m afraid to fall asleep.
Pre-chorus
All our dreams need to be free,
our kids are bleeding.
Salvation is what we need,
tear down the wall.
Chorus
Stand up.
Stand up it’s time to stop dreaming.
Get up.
Get up for what you believe in.
Stand up.
Bridge
It's time to stop dreaming, so get up.
Get up, tear down these walls.
Solo
Stand up.
Chorus
Stand up.
Stand up it’s time to stop dreaming.
Get up.
Get up for what you believe in.
Stand up.
Stand up for what you believe in.
Why don't you come around, my way (way) my way my way (way) my way (way)
Why don't you come around?
Uh, Uh, Uh, why don't you come around (way, way, way) why don't you come around
Walking down Williams through Mart and Blays (mart and blays)
Call it Big Steps where I used to play (used to play)
The girls in the park gotta lot to say (lot to say)
Them girls over here threw they life away (life away)
Cause they got babies and they just now head (just now head)
They double numbers they mamas promoting this here
The boys on the court playing basketball (basketball)
They baby fathers they rather be boys and that's all
Blays Rd. Stand up! (uh)
Pre K Stand Up! (uh)
East Coast Stand Up! (uh)
You should
Come around my way
I'm from a place in Harlem
Where the streets they look like Africa
And the trees are in better condition than the homes so abandoned
P S 197
Where I study my academic stare run
And the books so worn and torn I can't think
How they tried to cripple me
Understood the lost side of me
Thank god I had a good teacher on the side of me
Showed me the right thangs to do
Overcame these obstacles
Haters stand up for the things that we've been through ooh
Blays Rd. Stand up! (uh)
Pre K Stand Up! (uh)
East Coast Stand Up! (uh)
You should
Come around my way
Here we got these buildings called projects but they ain't three stories
They fill about ten on the block april flow go up by twenty
Stories I tell be true story kids cut school and watch Maury
Like if they ain't intelect in what's affecting my life I can't respect them
But that's just they way of the ghetto
People who come from where I'm from get it
But we still gotta make a difference
Stand up tall so the world can get it
Teach kids pride insted of "Outside"
Show another side and they show gon' rise
Stop letting responsibilty fall
I can tell you ain't been aroung my way at all
Why don't you come around (way)
So you can see what my (way)
Eyes been seeing why (way)
Why don't you come around
Where we need directions (way)
Respect in every lesson (way)
Way, why don't you come around
My way (way) my way my way (way) my way (way)
Blays Rd. Stand up! (uh)
Pre K Stand Up! (uh)
East Coast Stand Up! (uh)
You should come around my way
You should come around
Uh, Uh, Uh
My head spins with a thousand lies
So many voices only one that decides
I hang my head as I change my mind
If I let you down I apologize
There's one right choice but to go wrong
There's a million ways
It gets so hard I wish I could but I can't
Run away they tell me I shouldn't love you
They stand in the way I can here the voices and they all say,
Should I stand up for love
Or should I break your heart
I never knew why
Held the answers in my hands yeah,
So we never let it break us down
Though I wanna run I can't quit now
Anything I do won't be enough
Unless I stand up for love.
So I stand up and I stand tall
They can critisize but there not me at all
Consequence take it on the chin,
Love one way we won't be giving in,
One right choice that I make
Is another mans disdain
It gets so hard I thought about it
But I can't run away,
They can tell me I shouldn't
Love you and try to stand in the way
But I can hear the voices and they all say,
Should I stand up for love
Or should I break your heart
I never knew why
Held the answers in my hands yeah,
So we never let it break us down
Though I wanna run I can't quit now
Anything I do won't be enough
Unless I stand up for love.
Everything you want
Everything else seems so far,
Can't get enough
(Through love I am)
Yes I'm gonna fight for a
Very long space in time
Until your mine
(Solider for love I am)
Should I stand up for love
Or should I break your heart
I never knew why
Held the answers in my hands yeah,
So we never let it break us down
Though I wanna run I can't quit now
Anything I do won't be enough
I SEE IT , I FEEL IT , YOU KNOW I CANT BELIEVE IT!?
DOES ANYONE UNDERSTAND WHAT IS THE DEAL?
I CANT TAKE BUT I FACE IT AND HERE IS HOW I`M LIVIN`
I HAD SEEING WAR SINCE THE FIRST DAY THAT I GET HERE
AFTER MILES THAT WE BEEN WALKING
SO MANY HAD STOPING
WAS OUR HARDTIME TO REALIZE WHAT WAS IT COMING
MOST JUST TURN OUT THEIR BACK, DONT EVEN LOOK ASIDE
BUT HERE IS ME.. WHILE YOU ARE OUT
YOU KNOW WHAT IS ALL ABOUT
YOU GOT THAT ATTITUDE, YOU GOT THAT FUCKING ATTITUDE
YOU GOT THAT ATTITUDE, YOU GOT THAT FUCKING ATTITUDE
STAND UP FOR THE KIDS OF TOMORROW
THEY WILL NEVER HAVE A DREAM , ONLY GONNA READ THE SORROW
STAY TOGETHER FOR THEY, COME ALONG WITH ME
TOGETHER TROUGHT THIS SICK RIDE
STAND UP FOR THE KIDS OF TODAY
DONT KEEP THEIR MOUTH SHUT CAUSE THEY GOT A LOT TO SAY
WHAT YOU CANT DO IS... SIT AND WAIT
AND THERE ARE YOU LOOKING FOR TRUST ONCE AGAIN WANNA BE PART
THATS GREAT MY MEN, WHEN IS THE SOONER YOU CAN START?
BUT THEN I LEND MY HAND AND YOU GRAB MY ARM
SHOW UP MY FACE SO YOU CAN STAP ME ON THE BACK
SO MAYBE 1 OR 2 , 3 OR MAYBE 4
THEY AREN`T MANY SO I CAN TO COUNT IT ALL
BOY IF YOU ARE HERE TO FIGHT, DONT BE AFFRAID TO DIE
CAUSE WHEN YOU FEEL IT.. YOU ARE OUT
YOU KNOW WHAT IS ALL ABOUT....
YOU GOT THAT ATTITUDE, YOU GOT THAT FUCKING ATTITUDE
YOU GOT THAT ATTITUDE, YOU GOT THAT FUCKING ATTITUDE
STAND UP FOR THE KIDS OF TOMORROW
THEY WILL NEVER HAVE A DREAM , ONLY GONNA READ THE SORROW
STAY TOGETHER FOR THEY, COME ALONG WITH ME
Why do our failures seem to have a voice
They say we're lost and we don't have a choice
They’re telling us that we’re not capable
They say our prison's inescapable
CHORUS:
Stand up now
They can't hold us down
Stand up now
Get up off the ground
Why does our brokenness keep whispering
It’s telling us that we’re not anything
I say no fall is going to keep us out
This fear is something we’ll forget about
Chorus
bridge:
We’re fallen – it can’t hold us down
These failures – they hold us down
We’re broken – they can’t hold us down
This is the beginning – of a new lease on life
This freedom, - this passion is how we survive
Only got one life – one chance
To show what I got – and nothing will ever
Take this from me
You can never take this from me
Whatever happened to just – wanting to live your dream,
When no one cared about – the cover of a magazine
This is the price I pay – for the life I’ve made,
But I’m always finding a way to – Stand up,
Can’t you hear the – sound of – a thousand screaming voices,
Eager to watch you succeed – Give them something real to believe
You’ll try everything – to sell your soul for a quick buck,
So look at it this way
Tried to control my life – but I’ve got something to say
Your words, they make me sick,
Mind-blown by all the constant bullshit
Go back to your pathetic life – and let me be
Whatever happened to – just wanting to live your dream,
When no one cared about – the cover of a magazine
This is the price I pay – for the life I’ve made,
But I’m always finding a way to – Stand up,
Can’t you hear the – sound of – a thousand screaming voices,
Eager to watch you succeed
Give them something – real to believe
This is a song for the times I’ve failed
This is a song for the times I got it right
Maybe I’m just a boy – with a dream,
But my dreams are becoming a reality
This is a song for the times you’ve failed
This is a song for the times you got it right
Maybe you’re just someone with a dream,
But your dreams are so close you just have to believe it
Stand up, can’t you hear the sound, – of a thousand screaming voices
Whatever happened to – just wanting to live your dream,
When no one cared about – the cover of a magazine
This is the price I pay – for the life I’ve made,
But I’m always finding a way to – Stand up,
Can’t you hear the – sound of – a thousand screaming voices,
Eager to watch you succeed
INTRO
E no be as e be before
E been dey sweet like sugar cane oh
My brother
Everything done change oh
E done change oh
E don spoil eh
No mind them
No mind them
No mind them
Put your hands up now [hands inna the air]
My sister
Make we stand up now [hands inna the air]
Because everything done change oh
E done change oh
E don spoil eh
No mind them
No mind them
No mind them
Eh Eh
VERSE 1
Here comes one and two
Suffering and smiling na for me and you
Nobody cares
See number three and four
Take a look at the poll
What them are push to the wall
You see them poll
For number five and six
And seven and eight
Them just dey miscalculate
Instead of make them relate
Them go sit down dey debate
On who get the cake
And the people done tire to dey wait
See them they no wan stop the fighting
See them, them are biting and criticizing
Only them are just dividing
But Jah is providing
For I and I surviving
Them are hating
Some are faking, accumulating
Debating, money depreciating
Manipulating to hold us down
But nobody can stop us now
CHORUS
So, if you want make e good oh
Put your hands up
You wanna make a move oh
Make you stand up
Anything wey you go do
Just keep your head up
Make we stand up now [stand up]
E been dey sweet like sugarcane oh
Put your hands up
But now it's full of pain oh
Make you stand up now
Everything done change oh
E done change oh
No mind them
VERSE 2
So, make them stop to dey look oh
Person no be fool oh
Them know the rules and the views
But still them refuse
Looking for a scapegoat to choose
Na the fool them go use
To portray as a political mumu
Them go tell am make e loot and improve
Their party wey dey rule
And when e come refuse [Chei]
Them go start to dey dey confused
Them go want to dey use excuse
To infuse wetin no dey for book oh
They no want to stop the fighting
See them are biting and criticizing
Only them are just dividing
But Jah is providing
For I and I surviving
Player hating, demarcating
And inflating, rating democrazing
Miscalculating to hold us down
But nobody can stop us now
REPEAT CHORUS
VERSE 3
Put your hands up now [hands inna the air in the air]
My brother
Make you stand up now [hand inna the air in the air]
My sister
Everything done change oh
E done change oh
E done change eh
No mind them
No mind them
No mind them
My brother [no more]
Suffering and smiling [no more]
Children are crying [no more]
Police dey keep harassing [Oga police eh]
You no go fit deny that [No more]
Political crisis [no more]
Cos they don't care [no more]
My brothers and sisters
REPEAT CHORUS
VERSE 4
You need to shine your eyes oh
Put your hands up
You need to realize say
Make you stand up
Everything done spoil oh
Just keep your head up
Make we stand up now
You need to shine your eyes oh
And visualize it
E done spoil oh
E done change oh
No mind them
No mind them
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
If your'e looking for devotion
Don't you ever think of me
I know who I am
And I've got my personality
Life's a beautiful game
And you can make the rules
Let's enjoy everyday
Yes let's celebrate
Stand Up now and get in to the music
Come'on dance and live it to the rhythm
Baby follow your passion and you will shine
Stand Up now and get in to the music
Come'on dance and live it to the rhythm
Baby follow your passion and you will shine
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
You wanna have your own style
It takes determination
self-confidence and faith
It's hundred percent or nothing
Do what you want to do
Your life is in your hands
No matter what others say
You can't do anything
Stand Up now and get in to the music
Come'on dance and live it to the rhythm
Baby follow passion your and you will shine
Stand Up now and get in to the music
Come'on dance and live it to the rhythm
Baby follow passion your and you will shine
Hey don't be shy just do your thang (you gotta express yourself)
You ain't just a pretty thang (now you are on fire)
No matter what you do
Just do it with love,love,love
Get's up untill we're free (why don't you tell me how it feels)
Stand Up now and get in to the music
Come'on dance and live it to the rhythm
Baby follow your passion and you will shine
Stand Up now and get in to the music
Come'on dance and live it to the rhythm
Baby follow your passion and you will shine
Stand Up now and get in to the music
Come'on dance and live it to the rhythm
Baby follow your passion and you will shine
Stand Up now and get in to the music
Come'on dance and live it to the rhythm
Baby follow your passion and you will shine
Stand Up now and get in to the music
Come'on dance and live it to the rhythm
We pulled into Denver
As the sun was lightin' up the Rockies
Checked into a cheap hotel & fell asleep
Holdin' each other close
We just knew in our hearts
This had to be a new beginning
Well I guess it goes to show you
Just how li'l some people know
CHORUS:
The first year in Denver
We were as happy as we could be
The good times I remember
We loved & heard, heard lovin' free
But then she dropped me in Denver
So I know I had at least a mile to fall
Is there life after Denver?
Is there life after Colorado at all?
I crawled out of Denver
Moved a little higher in the rockies
Decided I would try my hand pickin' up
The pieces that she left
Lord, it didn't take long to realize
That higher ain't always better
& it's awful cold & lonely
When you're king of the mountain all by yourself
(chorus)
Lord, is there life after Denver?
When you get up late for work in the morning
And somebody's broken into your car
Makes you feel like killing
Maybe you'd be willing
But you don't have to take it that far
Stand up, say who cares and stand up
Cos when things drag you down
You can't take it sitting down
Stand up
You catch you girl making love with the postman
And they're doing it in your very own bed
She says he's giving her a letter,
I think you should forget her
And go out with her sister instead
Stand up, kick the cat and stand up
Don't go crying on the floor,
Just kick them out the door
And stand up
Every now and then boy
You gotta take it on the chin
It's just another symptom ofthe world we're living in
Everydays a battle,
Sometimes you're gonna bruise
But if you let it get you down you'll lose
Stand up
Sit down
Sunday morning you relax with the papers
All week long you've been working so hard
Then you can't believe what you've seen on the page
About a road they're gonna build through you yard
Stand up, shout about it stand up
you don't have to beg them please
Don't go down on your knees
Stand up
If they're gonna tread on you
make them think before they do
Stand up
Stand up, dont take it lyaing down
Tonight, I'm okay
When the lights go down
And I hit the stage.
I'm alive, there's no way,
You can stop me now,
It's in my veins.
I can't wait,
Let's start the show!
It's time to see you stand up
Let me see your hands up
Wanna hear you shout it out
(Come on)
Tell me if you want it.
Stand up!
Let me see your hands up
Wanna hear you shout it out
Tell me if you're ready to go.
Ready to go!
Turn it up, let it grind,
Just plug me in, I'm amplified.
Can't stop me, block me!
Don't care if it's the death of me
Tickin' like a time bomb
Ready to blow.
Now it's time,
Let's start the show!
It's time to see you stand up
Let me see your hands up
Wanna hear you shout it out
(Come on)
Tell me if you want it.
Stand up!
Let me see your hands up
Wanna hear you shout it out
(Come on)
Tell me if you're ready to go.
Ready to go!
Time won't wait for anyone
Cause we don't live forever
And if you think I've had enough
I'm only getting started now
You'll see...
The lights are shining on me.
Yeah yeah
Wanna see you stand up
Let me see your hands up
Wanna hear you shout it out
Yeah!
Stand up!
Let me see your hands up
Wanna hear you shout it out
(Come on)
Tell me if you want it.
Stand up!
Let me see your hands up
Wanna hear you shout it out
(Come on)
Tell me if you're ready to go.
Tell me if you're ready to go.
20 years are done, Grew so fast and didn't know
Arbitrary fate again, a year lost, but will be more.
It's easy to complain and roar coz your tears are on the floor
You're fragile so vulnerable, But you're stronger than before
Stand up, face all your fears
We'll stay together through the years
That's a reason to go on
You've gotta, stand up, you're not alone
Fight untill all hopes are gone.
We're together, carry on
True friends are not gone, but all strangers have forgot
Your existence, name and face, we're not starting any war
You witness all this evidence and you're closed behind a door
It's useless to complain and roar, when you can only stare at the ceiling
Endure my friend, it's almost over
The worst is past; your weakness is something won't last
When you'll be ok, we'll go on holiday!
Our love is something true
Your bro's are here with you
There's no reason to give up he fight
We'll make it together
There's no more bad weather
Now we're standing here at your side
[Intro]
What's goin on world?
It's Pop Da Brown Hornet
Chillin wit Black, Blackstreet, Chauncey
This song is dedicated to, inspired by
Brother of mine, Poo Johnson
My love baby, this for you
[Pop Da Brown Hornet]
A childhood friend of mine, was shot to death
I visioned his body, fo' they lay him to rest
The autopsy showed he was hit in the head, in the chest
Weakened the strip, straight thru his flesh
Whoever responsible will see the judge
I hold no grudge, I fight evil with love
I hear no evil, and I see non either
Comin from believin the creator
As a juvenile, I would often sit and wonder
Starin out the window at the lightning and thunder
Will they better days for mom dukes and me, at birth
She wrapped up her dreams and gave them to me
Genetically, I could feel the energy
Pullin me towards my destiny, it was meant to be
Eventually, it'll all pay off
If you want it bad enough, you gotta give what it costs
Chorus: Chauncey Hannibal
Every woman, every man
To spread the news across the land
Stand up, stand up, stand up
Everybody, there has to be a better plan
Stand up, stand up, stand up
[Pop Da Brown Hornet]
Nothin in life for free, not even death
Can know and at em, cut out to be the best
With we form mistakes, no one was born perfect
Be careful who you love, because they might no deserve
The knowledge that I drop, pure enough to worship
As for Pop the individual, I'm just a mere mortal
I'm trying to make it out of poverty
Buy some property, build for the family
Establish and establishment
Put the proceeds I receive from entertainment
All I want is love-love, so I can retire the all black knockout glove
And just touch you in the mental, reach the next level
Weed out the devil, assemble the puzzle
Blow up a 8X10 so you can see the big picture
Take care of self, we can all get richer
Chorus
[Pop Da Brown Hornet]
Yo, any day could be our last, a world full of psychopaths
Learn ya math, or you just might crash
How to reality and into insanity
In this cold world we can't even trust family
Nowhere to turn when you stuck in between a
Concrete jungle and a pack of hyenas
Scavenger huntin, ain't no time for frontin
Brothers in the street with nothin
Always tryin to take somethin from somebody
They usually pray on the week,
sacrifice a life cuz somehow they gotta eat
No regrets when actin out threats
It's a different world when growin up inside the Projects
Outsiders get hawked by night riders
You bound to get game in a world full of liars
You gotta stand firm on shaky grounds
Yo Chauncey, break it down for Da Brown
Stand up
Ever had a hot date one of those can't wait and things go
a little too far
In the middle of a good night have you ever got right in
the back seat of your car
I said stand up have you ever been there
Stand up identify
Stand up tell us about it stand up testify
Ever met a woman late night roamin' party till your money
was gone
Smilin' Mona Lisa loaded up your visa and took the
bartender home
I said stand up have you ever been there...
[ guitar ]
Thought I was a he man do it just for me man knew just
what to do
Thought I was a hero she rated me a zero said honey child
you ain't through
I said stand up have you ever been there...
Stand up have you ever been there...
Jack was never a normal man
He never fit into the plan
Ain't as easy as it seems
When your living the American dream
He wants to runaway
Miles and miles and miles away
He walks thought the bosses door
Never gonna work in the stump no more
Stand Up!
If you wanna be free at last
Stand Up!
If you wanna forget the past
Stand Up!
If your living your life too fast
Stand Up!
Come on just have a blast
Na na na na na Na na na na
Na na na na na Na na na na
We've got the right to love
We've got the right to fall
Until we've had enough
Na na na na na
We've got the right to life
We can stay up all night
Just stand up for your right
Na na na na Na na na na na
Stand Up!
She was never a normal girl
Didn't fit into their world
She sang to pass the time
While she saved to make a dime
But then she ranaway
Miles and miles and miles away
Never payed to hear her songs
Of love just sing along
Na na na na na Na na na na
Stand Up!
We've got the right to love
We've got the right to fall
Until we've had enough
Na na na na na
We've got the right to life
We can stay up all night
Just stand up for your right
Na na na na Na na na na na
Stand Up!
We've got the right to love
We've got the right to fall
Until we've had enough
Na na na na na
We've got the right to life
We can stay up all night
Just stand up for your right
Na na na na Na na na na na
Stand Up!
If you wanna to live it
If you wanna it now
If you wanna to kick it
Then get up off the ground
Stand Up!
If you wanna to live it
If you wanna it now
If you wanna to kick it
Then get up off the ground
Stand Up!
We've got the right to love
We've got the right to fall
Until we've had enough
Na na na na na
Stand Up!
We've got the right to life
We can stay up all night
Just stand up for your right
Na na na na Na na na na na
Stand Up!
We've got the right to love
We've got the right to fall
Until we've had enough
Na na na na na
Stand Up!
We've got the right to life
We can stay up all night
Just stand up for your right
Na na na na Na na na na na
Yeah it's the crusada, and i don't think yo ready, i thought i told y'all
We can not stop now, NEW ZEALAND hip hop, stand the f*ck up, we
got it locked down, i'm ready to rock, ready to roll, i am
ready to go, y'all ready to flow?! just let me know y'all
Im a be there and blow like C4, got plans to take over Japan like the
D4, and like P-MONEY told me at the top it's hell and lonely,
i rock like Blindspott, what the f*ckkkk u don't know me, i keep
going, i keep grown', i keep flown', i keep shown mc's how to
raise the bar, i'm still rhymin', i'm still writing, i'm still fighting, and we can't turn back now coz we've came so far
We can not stop now, NEW ZEALAND hip hop, stand the f*ck up, we
got it locked down, i'm ready to rock, ready to roll, i am
ready to go, y'all ready to flow?! just let me know y'all
We can not stop now, NEW ZEALAND hip hop, stand the f*ck up, we
got it locked down, i'm ready to rock, ready to roll, i am
ready to go, y'all ready to flow?! just let me know y'all!
Im like NESIAN MYSTIK, u dissed it, and now u love it, NEW ZEALAND
hip hop there's not many things i hold above it, now it's the
time to focus, call up the FOOTSOULJAHS, DECEPITIKONZ,
HOMAFIDE, yeah we taking over, tell 4 CORNERS, that we ain't
holding back
any longer, THE TIME BANDITS, and wonders, and now we gettin'
stronger, dances they won, like SIR-VERE, ALI and SHAN, yo it's real
real hip hop so u wouldn't understand why
We can not stop now, NEW ZEALAND hip hop, stand the f*ck up, we
got it locked down, i'm ready to rock, ready to roll, i am
ready to go, y'all ready to flow?! just let me know y'all!
We can not stop now, NEW ZEALAND hip hop, stand the f*ck up, we
got it locked down, i'm ready to rock, ready to roll, i am
ready to go, y'all ready to flow?! just let me know y'all!
[INSTRUMENTAL]
Yeah!, yeah!, we hit the big time. We makin big noise, we makin
big moves, playing with the big boys, told u in big things, we
stayin' motivated, we bout take NEW ZEALAND hip hop and renovate
it, i grab the mic and do it, like there was nothing to it, been
through some bull shit, but now i can see through it, I'm ready to
rock, ready to roll, I am ready to go, but whatcha don't know,
u can hear it in my flow... C'MON
We can not stop now, NEW ZEALAND hip hop, stand the f*ck up, we
got it locked down, i'm ready to rock, ready to roll, i am
ready to go, y'all ready to flow?! just let me know y'all!
We can not stop now, NEW ZEALAND hip hop, stand the f*ck up, we
got it locked down, i'm ready to rock, ready to roll, i am
Put aside all your worries
Things have changed now
You're not alone in this world any more
Now you’ve got me by your side So stand up
Don't be afraid honjara neukkyeojin sungan
I know your pain geureol ttaen ureodo joha (Feel so lonely)
himdeulgo jichil ttaemyeon mareobsi anajugesseo (You're so lovely)
neo geureoke apahamyeon deo apeun nae mameul alkka
eotteokedeun haengbongman jugo sipeun ireon nae maeum alkka
ajik da motda han yaegiwa eonjenga pyeolchyeojil neoui kkum
Please always stand up keuge sorichyeobwa
Can't you feel my love tonight
Can't you see my love tonight
apado Stand up himdeureodo Stand up
ni gyeoten naega itjanha
ijen nawa Fly high meotjin nalgaereul pyeolchyeobwa
ulji malgo ireona namanui Lady
nal wihae yeppeuge useojwo modeun ge buseojyeo
himi deulgo jichil ttaedo tuktuk teoreobeorigo da ijeojwo
OK na bakkwieosseo sunsuhage bitna Like us
saranghandan mal an akkyeo meomchul saenggak eobseo i maraton
geureoke useojumyeon eolmana yeppeunji molla (You're so lovely)
nuguboda sojunghan neo eotteoke malhaeya alkka
You're my precious girl, the only one in my world
sumchage dallyeoon eojewa hamkkehan oneureul gieokhae
Say you raise me up deo keuge sorichyeobwa
Can't you feel my love tonight
Can't you see my love tonight
apado Stand up himdeureodo Stand up
ni gyeoten naega itjanha
ijen nawa Fly high meotjin nalgaereul pyeolchyeobwa
ulji malgo ireona namanui lady
cheoreopdeon nae mam gamssajun (namanui Lady)
ijen naega neol jikilge (I do)
sesang kkeut eodum soge honjara neukkil ttae
nunmuri cha olla sumjocha himgyeoul ttae
Up stand up naega gyeote isseojulge
Can't you feel my love tonight
Can't you see my love tonight
nal wihae Stand up neoreul wihae Stand up
gwaenchanha neutji anhasseo
nuguboda Fly high meotjin nalgaereul pyeolchyeobwa
han georeumssik dagawa You can take my love tonight
Stand up...
Stand up...
If you wanna see me fall
Come and push me down
It all goes down tonight
I wont hit the ground
You better be the one that walks away
I have nothing to lose and everything to gain
Now will you fight for what you're standing for
When you turn your back and walk out the door
You better brace your fall before you hit the floor
This is a warnin' from me to you THIS IS WAR!!!
When it all goes down *down*
Whose gonna be the last one standing
When it all goes down *down*
Ask yourself will I still be around
When it all goes DOWN
Whose gonna be the last one standing
When it all goes DOWN
Ask yourself will...Stand Up!
Theres no better place than this
No better time than now
Put you fist up and our fist down(?)
Do you really wanna be the one left for dead
I die tonight I know we all bleed red
Now will you fight for what you're standing for
When you turn your back and walk out the door
You better brace your fall before you hit the floor
This is a warnin' from me to you THIS IS WAR!!!
When it all goes down *down*
Whose gonna be the last one standing
When it all goes down *down*
Ask yourself will I still be around
When it all goes DOWN
Whose gonna be the last one standing
When it all goes DOWN!!!
Ask yourself will...Stand Up!
When it all goes DOWN
Whose gonna be the last one standing
When it all goes DOWN
Ask yourself will...Stand Up!
Stand up...
Stand up...
Stand up...
Stand up...
When it all goes DOWN
Whose gonna be the last one standing
When it all goes DOWN
Ask yourself will...Stand Up!
When it all goes DOWN
Whose gonna be the last one standing
When it all goes DOWN
Ask yourself will I still be around
Will I stand up?
Ask yourself will I still be around
Will I stand up?
when people tell you to stop
and your back's against the wall
just stand up
stand up
just stand up
just stand....tall
when people tell you to go
it don't mean nothing at all
just stand up
just stand up
just stand up
just stand...tall, tall
just stand...tall, tall...tall
when disapointment sets in
don't just sit there any cry
just stand up
just stand up
just stand up
just stand up
just stand up
just stand up
stand up
[CHORUS]
Hey o, hey o, come lets join our hands 2nite!
Hey o, hey o, we go stand up we go fight!
Hey o, hey o, no more playin' no more games,
Hey o, hey o, cause times they gonna change,
Don't you want to fight?
Against all that is wrong and for all that is right?
I don't understand, how come man is killing man?
No more time to waist,
One and all gotta come and take responsibility,
Every woman every man,
We all got out place, so stand!
[CHORUS]
Don't ever forget,
All the pain that is caused by the leaders of the world today.
They do not regret,
They would pull that shit again.
Whats it gonna take,
Before you and me can go living our lives free?
So come lets save this day, no one else can take your place
So say;
[CHORUS]
They're gunnin' and their waring,
Sleazing and ignoring,
Lying and their cheatin'
Oh no no no.
We catch them and defeat them,
Now everyone can see them,
Let everybody know..
Lets go!
Oh no, see them pull on me,
Oh no,
How they've come with their guns
Now they're gonna have to run
Oh no, what you waiting for?
Oh no,
I now the time has come and the time is today!
Relentless
Breathless
Day to day failure, so much in every way.
Its homicide
Killing these dreams of mine
How can I survive?
I need this in my life.
Can dreams rise above this pain?
Show me a sign
Must be a way
Sometimes you’ve got to stand up
In time of trouble
You’ve got to still believe
This is no time to be waiting
Got to, you’ve got to achieve
Stand up right on the double
You’ve got no time to waste
This is the time to take over
So stand up! Stand up and take your place
Two roads
Diverged at one time
And I chose, don’t know why this is mine
It figures
No one picks road like this
Never ending
Never moving without a twist
Can dreams rise above this pain?
Show me a sign
Must be a way
Sometimes you’ve got to stand up
In time of trouble
You’ve got to still believe
This is no time to be waiting
Got to, you’ve got to achieve
Stand up right on the double
You’ve got no time to waste
This is the time to take over
Whatcha waitin' for yo
Everything is here and now, all around
So don't be shy it's time to party
Get your back up off the wall
You know what ya came here for, for sure
So don't be late let's get it started
Lean back, walk it out
Two steppin's what it's all about
Uh c'mon, rock with it now
Stand up now everybody
Stand up and celebrate
Make now the best time of your life
That's right
Stand up and feel the rhythm
Stand out in your own way
You'll never really know until you try
So let me see ya stand up
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, stand up
Oh-oh, oh-oh
Open invitation
Now you're ready set and go, you know
This party's gonna be the drop off
East, West, North and South
Everybody in the house, come on
'Cause once we start
You know we don't stop
Lean back, walk it out
Two steppin's what it's all about
Uh c'mon, rock with it now
Stand up now everybody
Stand up and celebrate
Make now the best time of your life
That's right
Stand up and feel the rhythm
Stand out in your own way
You'll never really know until you try
So let me see ya stand up
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, stand up
Oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh [x3]
Stand up now everybody
Stand up and celebrate
Make now the best time of your life
That's right
Stand up and feel the rhythm
Stand out in your own way
You'll never really know until you try
So let me see ya stand up
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, stand up
Oh-oh, oh-oh
[Intro]
All ya probally know me as tha E-B-O-N-Y
From tha S-T-L
All ya probally know me as tha E-B-O-N-Y
From tha S-T-L
All ya probally know me as tha E-B-O-N-Y
From tha S-T-L
All ya probally know me as tha E-B-O-N-Y
From tha S-T-L-O-U-I
(Stand Up!)
(Stand Up!)
Tha world premeire.Ebony Eyez (Stand Up!)
Yeah Yeah, Second Base Site, World premeire
[Verse 1]
Cant spell hustler witout tha "S-T-L"
Anytime that i failed, came back and prevailed
Bouta lock this bitch down by tha tooth and nail
And tha worst part i even cant lie to myself
Spit tighter than a virgin, vagina of a minor
Make niggas cum quick, its fast food from a diner
And yeah i know tha sum, i aint nothin but scum
Smack a hoe, take her man and her Louie Vuitton
If you think ur startin some shit, the harder i spit
Burn hotter than a flame from a barbaque pit
And yeah i know its hard to admit im hard ta forget
Not tha chick to ride dick, to be a part of the mix
[Chorus]
(Stand Up!)
All ya probally know me as tha (Stand Up!) E-B-O-N-Y
From tha S-T-L
All ya probally know me as tha (Stand Up!) E-B-O-N-Y
From tha S-T-L
All ya probally know me as tha (Stand Up!) E-B-O-N-Y
From tha S-T-L
All ya probally know me as tha (Stand Up!) E-B-O-N-Y
From tha S-T-L-O-U-I
(Stand Up!)
[Verse 2]
I see some niggas actin like they caught a case of Amnesthia
Get cha motha fuckin hands up you know tha proceedure
Already been concluded, im tha undisputed
Got ma deal offa skill, now dont make me prove it (Uh Oh)
Yall got these siked, they believe in tha hype
How tha fucks she gon be tight when she cant even write?
Why tha fuck she playin tough and she cant even fight?
Fuck a hot 16 she aint sayin it right
Yeah Nelly, Chingy and Kwon put us on tha map
But niggas actin like a bitch out tha Lou cant rap
Have time to study tha game, perfect my crown
You motha fuckas step in ma path gone feel tha wrath
[Chorus]
(Stand Up!)
All ya probally know me as tha (Stand Up!) E-B-O-N-Y
From tha S-T-L
All ya probally know me as tha (Stand Up!) E-B-O-N-Y
From tha S-T-L
All ya probally know me as tha (Stand Up!) E-B-O-N-Y
From tha S-T-L
All ya probally know me as tha (Stand Up!) E-B-O-N-Y
From tha S-T-L-O-U-I
(Stand Up!)
[Verse 3]
See im tryna make a couple ends
Fuck maken some friends
Ima loner, i never quiet seem ta fit in
It dont matter if i pop or my album flop
Ima stay underground like Biggie and Pac
You aint heard a bitch spit this ill since Lauryn Hill
Bouta rise into Jiffy aint talkin bout cornmills
Dont give a fuck how you feel, im spittin it real
Now im laughin tha haters who ever doubted my skill
So dont make me have to deminstrate
Im quick to make a bitch dicinigrate, let it penitrate
Never hesitate, know im from the show me state
Now watch how quick i make it, never take
And elimate these bitches full of hate
[Chorus]
(Stand Up!)
All ya probally know me as tha (Stand Up!) E-B-O-N-Y
From tha S-T-L
All ya probally know me as tha (Stand Up!) E-B-O-N-Y
From tha S-T-L
All ya probally know me as tha (Stand Up!) E-B-O-N-Y
From tha S-T-L
All ya probally know me as tha (Stand Up!) E-B-O-N-Y
From tha S-T-L-O-U-I
[Outro]
(Stand Up! Stand Up!)
(Stand Up! Stand Up!)
Stand Up lyrics
[Intro]
Stand up! Stand up!
Stand up! Stand up!
[Chorus: Ludacris and (Shawna)]
When I move you move (just like that?)
When I move you move (just like that?)
When I move you move (just like that?)
Hell yeah! Hey DJ bring that back!
(When I move you move) just like that?
(When I move you move) just like that?
(When I move you move) just like that?
(Hell yeah, Hey DJ bring that back!)
[Verse - 1]
How you ain't gon' FUCK! Bitch I'm me?
I'm the GOD DAMN reason you in VIP
CEO you don't have to see ID
I'm young, wild, and strapped like Chi-Ali
BLAOW! We ain't got nothing to worry about
Whoop ass, let security carry em out
Watch out for the medallion my diamonds are wreckless
Feels like a MIDGET is hanging from my neckless
I pulled up wit a million trucks
Looking, smelling, feeling like a million bucks-ahh!
Pass the bottles, the heat is on
We in the huddle all smoking that Cheech & Chong
What's wrong?! The club and moon is full
And I'm lookin for a THICK young lady to pull
One sure shot way to get em outta them pants
Take note to the brand new dance, like this
[Chorus]
[Verse - 2]
Go on wit ya big ass! lemme see something
Tell ya little friend he can quit mean mugging
I'm lit and I don't care what no one thinks
But where the FUCK is the waitress at wit my drinks?!
My people outside and they can't get in
We gon' rush the back door and break em in
The owner already pissed cause we sorta late
But our time and our clothes gotta coordinate
Most girls lookin right some lookin a mess
That's why they spilling drinks all over ya dress
But Louis Vuitton bras all over your breasts
Got me wanting to put hickies all over ya chest-ahh
C'mon! we gon party tonight
Y'all use mouth to mouth bring the party to life
Don't be scurred, show another part of your life
The more drinks in your system the harder to fight!
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
Stand up! Stand up!
Stand up! Stand up!
[Verse - 3]
Damn right the Fire Marshall wanna shut us down
Get us out so someone can gun us down
We was two songs away from getting some cutta
Now we one song away from tearing da club up
Move over! Luda got something to say
Do it now cause 'tomorrow' ain't promised 'today'
Work wit me! let's become one with the beat
And don't worry bout me steppin all over ya feet
[Chorus]
[Outro]
Stand up! Stand up!
Stand up! Stand up!
Stand up! (just like that?)
Stand up! (just like that?)
Stand up and shout
Stand up and shout
Stand up, stand up
Stand up and let it out
Stand up and shout
Stand up, stand up, stand up
I know what you want and what you're thinking
I can free your sexuality
No one's ever tortured you with pleasure
Pleasure's all you'll ever feel from me
Stand up and shout
Stand up, stand up
Stand up and let it out
Stand up and shout
Stand up, stand up, stand up
I just want to see you in the garden
Dressed up as you came into this world
Shining through the candle of deception
Lighting up the underlying girl
Stand up and shout
Stand up, stand up
Stand up and let it out
Stand up and shout
Stand up, stand up, stand up
Stand up and shout
Stand up and shout
Stand up, stand up
Stand up and let it out
Stand up and shout
I never thought life could be so cruel
and now i have to break nearly every rule
just to get survive
i need to get by
I get up in the morning and go to town
there's nothing there so i just hang around
time passes by
but i still have to try
Stand up for what you want, stand up for all your needs
if you make your mind up, then you will succeed
stand up for what you want, stand up for all your needs
if you make your mind up, then you will succeed
Been living here from day to day
now i found out it's the only way
where did i go wrong?
my life carries on, yeah
So now what's left for me to do?
i can't see no other way through
i don't want to steal
just to get my next meal, yeah
Stand up for what you want, stand up for all your needs
if you make your mind up, then you will succeed
stand up for what you want, stand up for all your needs
if you make your mind up, then you will succeed
I never thought life could be so cruel
and now i have to break nearly every rule
just to get survive
'cos i need to get by
Stand up for what you want, stand up for all your needs
if you make your mind up, then you will succeed
stand up for what you want, stand up for all your needs
if you make your mind up, then you will succeed
stand up for what you want, stand up for all your needs
if you make your mind up, then you will succeed
stand up for what you want, stand up for all your needs
From Nine to Five Every Day
In This Machine You Are Slave
What Richman Want Must Be Done
And There Is No Time For Fun!
Come Break All Chains
Wear Leather And Spikes
Feel Raging Metal
Cause This Is Your Night!
You Are Not Machine
And Now Is The Time
Stand Up!
Stand Up And Fight For Your Rights!
Working Like Slave 'Till You Die
You Just Wasteing Your Time!
A One More Brick In The Wall
Just a Full Under Control!
Come Break All Chains
Wear Leather And Spikes
Feel Raging Metal
Cause This Is Your Night!
You Are Not Machine
And Now Is The Time
Stand Up!
Stand Up And Fight For Your Rights!
We got All That You Need
Cold Beer And Fast Raging Steel!
We Livin' Free Playin' Fast
Know where you fucking stand
Its all you've got so don't let go
I'm fucking tired of what you say
Behind my back
That shit won't last
You've brought it on
Your fucking self
The words you speak
The way you act
It makes me sick
I will not let you bring me down
Know where you fucking stand
And don't let go
I'm fucking tired of what you say
Behind my back
That shit won't last
You've brought it on
Your fucking self
The words you speak
The way you act
It makes me sick
I will not let you bring me down
Know where you fucking stand
Its all you got - don't let go
Now I see it clear
stand up and shout
cause that's the only way they'll hear you let them know
never back down
cause then they'll see you standing there and then they'll know
stand and fight!
don't run, stay strong!
and if you fall, get up
don't back down just stand up!
and if they laugh, laugh back
cause then they'll see you've beat them out again
remember that
there is no perfect pink utopia for them
[Intro:]
Stand up!
You know what's up!
Can't nobody fuck with that Latin Don
[Sen Dog:]
I used to be a vato from the street
Had a lot of hunger, loved to compete
Want the whole world to know about my barrio
All the way to Cuba, Mexico and Cairo
They would know my name like they would know my cliqua
Got some game, que toda via, rrripa
Things have changed, now I'm a grande
Got two blammas livin with me at the chante
Game just ain't like it used to be
I can't find no vato I used to call me
So I go home enciento empienso
Don't let your mind play those pinchy juegos
Shake it off boss, show 'em you got huevos
No dejas nada chinga tu nuevos
Rife on my hip for my heina, my ninos
All my car knowledge they get my carino
Remember dog that, you can do all
Just believe in yo'self and have faith in God
Anybody don't like it can FUCK 'EM ALL
Caveza barriba I'm walkin tall
[Chorus:]
All the raza in the house stand up
Show that you're proud and you don't give a fuck
Let me see show that you got love for yo' gente
Somos muchos intelligente
When we unite, no one can harm us
Get in our way or try to stop us
Don't front ese, you know whassup
Can't nobody fuck with them latin thugs
[Sen Dog:]
Now, you're gonna have those pinchy tiempos
When all you need is food or silencio
Time for yourself to smoke calleno
Whatever it takes to make you contento
Relax with the fam and take some vacaciones
Don't deal with this or the pinchy horday
What seperates the men from the ninos
Is a big failure or a fly Benzino
I've had all of that, yo se lo que te digo
Gotta be there in the long run for my hijos
Look out for the youngsters and kick down glecha
Make sure they know all about the iglesia
Teach 'em your knowledge and help our sensia
Then we're gonna see a big differencia
Don't get trigger happy, you big maton
Cause it'll come back down on your own canton
Look out and have love for your gente
So we can move from the ride in the frente
Don't be hardheaded, yo sucker tu entiende
The mission put down by the big vato Senne
THIS IS NOT THE ONLY LOVE YOU HAVE
EVEN THOUGH IT'S NEVER HURT SO BAD
THIS IS FOR THE DREAMERS, THIS IS FOR BELIEVERS
GOTTA GIVE WHAT YOU HAVE
THIS IS NOT THE ONLY HEART TO BREAK
THIS IS FOR THE RISK YOU GOTTA TAKE
THIS IS FOR THE FIGHTERS, HOLD UP ALL YOUR LIGHTERS
GOTTA GIVE WHAT YOU HAVE
(b-sec)
NO MORE HOLDING ME DOWN
'CAUSE I NEVER WANTED TO BE LIKE THIS
GONNA TURN MY LIFE AROUND, YOU'LL SEE
ONLY ONE WAY LEFT TO GO
(chorus)
YOU GOTTA STAND UP,
'TIL YOU CAN'T GO NO FURTHER
MAYBE THEY DON'T DESERVE YA
MAYBE IT'S JUST A BLESSING IN DISGUISE
STAND UP, EVEN IF YOU DON'T WANNA
IT'LL JUST MAKE YOU STRONGER
OH, JUST TO KNOW YOU TRIED
YOU GOTTA STAND UP
OH, HANDS UP TO THE SKY
YOU GOTTA STAND UP
OH, JUST TO KNOW YOU TRIED
(verse 2)
GOT ANOTHER RIP UP IN MY JEANS
I'M STARING OUT THE SCENES
THIS IS FOR THE FADED, UNDERESTIMATED
IT CAN ONLY GET BETTER
BUT I'VE NEVER FELT SO HIGH
AND FALLEN DOWN SO LOW
I'M ALL OUT OF CONTROL
BUT IT CAN ONLY GET BETTER
(b-sec)
GET UP OFF OF THE GROUND
CAUSE I NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD BE LIKE THIS
GONNA TURN MY LIFE AROUND, YOU'LL SEE
ONLY ONE WAY LEFT TO GO
(chorus)
YOU GOTTA STAND UP,
'TIL YOU CAN'T GO NO FURTHER
MAYBE THEY DON'T DESERVE YA
MAYBE IT'S JUST A BLESSING IN DISGUISE
STAND UP, EVEN IF YOU DON'T WANNA
IT'LL JUST MAKE YOU STRONGER
OH, JUST TO KNOW YOU TRIED
YOU GOTTA STAND UP
OH, HANDS UP TO THE SKY
YOU GOTTA STAND UP
OH, JUST TO KNOW YOU TRIED
(bridge)
LIKE A HIT AND RUN
AND YOUR HEART GOES NUMB
AND PAIN YOU CAN'T ESCAPE
WHEN THE RUG IS PULLED
OUT FROM UNDER YOU
AND YOUR SOULS ABOUT TO BREAK
THE TRAIN IS CRASHING
THE LIGHTS ARE FLASHING
YOU CAN'T GET OFF THE TRACK
YOU'RE AT AN ALL TIME LOW
BUT YOU CAN'T LOOSE HOPE
'CAUSE THERE'S AIN'T NO TURNING BACK
(chorus)
YOU GOTTA STAND UP,
'TIL YOU CAN'T GO NO FURTHER
MAYBE THEY DON'T DESERVE YA
MAYBE IT'S JUST A BLESSING IN DISGUISE
STAND UP, EVEN IF YOU DON'T WANNA
IT'LL JUST MAKE YOU STRONGER
OH, JUST TO KNOW YOU TRIED
YOU GOTTA STAND UP
OH, HANDS UP TO THE SKY
YOU GOTTA STAND UP
OH, JUST TO KNOW YOU TRIED
(outro)
THIS IS NOT THE ONLY LOVE YOU HAVE
EVEN THOUGH IT'S NEVER HURT SO BAD
THIS IS FOR THE DREAMERS, THIS IS FOR BELIEVERS
Stand up, walk with me
I know what you are
I cannot take much more of this game
I will not break. Won't you ever change?
I seem to always justify my life
You damn me every time I try
Stand up, don't you give up on me now
Stand up, don't you give up on me now
Stand up, don't you give up on me now
You're falling. Won't you stand up?
See me, clear your eyes
Don't push me aside
I cannot take much more of this game
I live in solitude. Will you ever change?
I seem to always justify my life
You damn me every time I try
Stand up, don't you give up on me now
Stand up, don't you give up on me now
Stand up, don't you give up on me now
You're falling. Won't you stand up?
Will you every try to change?
Will this always be the same?
Will we stand the test of time?
Or will we fail again?
Stand up, don't you give up on me now
Stand up, don't you give up on me now
Stand up, don't you give up on me now
We're falling. Won't you stand up?
Stand up... yeah. Won't you stand up?
Stand up, don't you give up on me now
Nobody said that it was easy
Nobody said that this is how it should be
I wanna be, I wanna dream, I wanna see what we are missing
Every step you take, I'll walk you through it
Every when you breake, I put it back together
If they wanna throw you to the ground
If they try to kick you when your down
Even if there's no one else around
I'll stand up, stand up for you
Always you and me, never gonna stop what we believe
Even if the world is on its knees I will sand up
I'll stand up, stand up for you
I know your past has made you cautions
You know our future is more that you can see
But I believe, I believe we can kick the door wide open
Every step you take, I'm walking through it
Even when you breake, I put it back together
If they wanna throw you to the ground
If they try to kick you when your down
Even if there's no one else around
I will sand up I will stand up for you
Always you and me never gonna stop what we believe
Even if the world is on it's knees I will sand up
I will stand up for you
We can turn this thing all around
We can make it with the hand untight
I'll stand up, stand up.
If they wanna throw you to the ground
If they try to kick you when your down
Even if there's no one else around
I will sand up I will stand up for you
Always you and me never gonna stop what we believe
Even if the world is on it's knees I will sand up
I will stand up for you
Anything you want, anything you need
Anything that you want me to be
It's time to open up the memories of your past
And its time to move on
It's time to open up the shadows of your heart
And it's time to move on
Cause it's a great time to live and it's time to
Stand up and be counted on
Cause it's a great time to live and it's time to
Stand up and be counted on
It's time to open up and shed a little light
On your soul
Cause the box you put your heartache in got
Lost or swept out to sea
Now it's time just to move on
And it's a long long road to carry on I've got to
Stand up and be counted on, It's a long long
Road and I've got to be strong.
And it's a long long road to carry on I've got to
Stand up and be counted on, It's a long long
Road and I've got to be strong.
Yea it's a long long road to carry on I've got to
Stand up and be counted on. It's a long long
Road and I've got to be strong.
Yea it's a long long road to carry on I've got to
Stand up and be counted on. It's a long long
