Safety Not Guaranteed (2012)

Actors

• Eli Borozan (actor)
• Scott C. Brown (actor)
• Tony Doupe (actor)
• Mark Duplass (actor)
• Jeff Garlin (actor)
• William Hall Jr. (actor)
• Basil Harris (actor)
• Peter Anthony Jacobs (actor)
• Jake Johnson (actor)
• Brandon Landers (actor)
• Xola Malik (actor)
• Mark Martin (actor)
• Hassan Cristos Messiah (actor)
• Brandon Murray (actor)
• Jason Aumann (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Drama
• Romance
• Sci-Fi

Quotes:

Jeff: Can I get a couple of interns? Help me with some research?::Darius: I'll do it.::Arnau: Me, too, please. Me.::Jeff: All right, give me the lesbian and the Indian and I got a story!

[last lines]::Kenneth: To go it alone, or to go with a partner. When you choose a partner you have to have compromises and sacrifices, but it's the price you pay. Do I want to follow my every whim and desire as I make my way through time and space? Absolutely. But at the end of the day, do I need someone when I'm doubting myself and I'm insecure, and *my* heart's faliing me? Do I need someone who, when the heat gets hot, has my back.::Darius: So, do you?::Kenneth: I do.

Darius: I have no funk. I'm totally funkless.

Darius: Why do you have flames on your laptop?::Arnau: It's a gaming laptop. It's really fast.

Jeff: So here's what I'm thinking. We're budgeted for two rooms, but if we share a room, we could use that extra money for some other shit.::Darius: For what? Drugs?

Darius: What makes you think he won't slam the door in my face, too?::Jeff: Because you gotta be sincere and charming. Okay? He's used to assholes like me coming and making fun.::Arnau: Uh, also, probably none of the other people were beautiful girls.::Jeff: [with a sideways look] Easy, Arnau.::Jeff: What?::Jeff: He's right. Use that too. There's something off about this guy, okay? So you gotta go slow, like you're trapping a skittish animal. Now, lure him. Play coy. Girls know how to do that shit.::Darius: You're dangling my vagina out there like bait. What if this guy's a murderer? What if he cuts me up to little pieces and eats me?::Jeff: Then the story's even better.

Darius: [referring to Kenneth] What makes you think there's something wrong with him?::Jeff: Because he thinks he can go back in time.::Darius: Was there something wrong with Einstein or David Bowie?

Jeff: [after Kenneth steals some lasers] Fuckin' lasers?::Arnau: What kind of lasers?::Darius: I don't know, I'm not a freakin' storm trooper.

Kenneth: The mission is been updated. I'm going back for you now. All Right. Do you trust me?

Kenneth: While I would like to maneuver through this world with an open heart and mind, sometimes it doesn't gain you favor. So I just need to be equipped with the necessary skill sets, guns, training, weapons, fighting - in case I encounter any obstacles that need to be defeated.

Papa Zeus (2011)

Actors

• Rick Almada (actor)
• David Bensimon (actor)
• Keith Blaney (actor)
• Jack Bronis (actor)
• Jimmy Callahan (actor)
• Adam Carr (actor)
• Danny Cistone (actor)
• Enid C Delille (actor)
• Thomas F. Evans (actor)
• Jason Flowers (actor)
• Michael Gantz (actor)
• Jesse Gibbs (actor)
• Anne Gregory (actor)
• Brian Ikeda (actor)
• Luke Aiken (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Punching the Clown (2009)

Actors

• Evan Arnold (actor)
• Robert Babish (actor)
• Robert Balderson (actor)
• Rick Batalla (actor)
• Eddie Berke (actor)
• Travis Clark (actor)
• Mark Cohen (actor)
• Conrad Angel Corral (actor)
• Chris Fairbanks (actor)
• Judd Fish (actor)
• Fay Gauthier (actor)
• Nora Gruber (actor)
• Jim Hamilton (actor)
• Warren Herr (actor)
• Guilford Adams (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

Comedy is often misunderstood.
What he takes from his life, he gives back through his art. So far he's taken nothing but shit.

Quotes:

Henry: Michelagelo apparently once said, um, that if people knew how hard he worked, they wouldn't call him a genius and I think with me, it's sort of the opposite, you know. I think that if people knew how little I worked on this stuff, I don't think they would say that I suck.

Ellen Pinsky: Henry Phillips - James Taylor on smack.

Captain Chaotic: Are you in a relationship or something right now?::Henry: Actually, no. I'm going through a little bit of a breakup situation right now, which sucks, and my friends are tired of hearing me complain about it. It's been about nine years now.

Stupid Joe: [singing] Nothing I can do , I totally ripped a big faartt...

Captain Chaotic: Okay, so Henry Phillips has the record deal, he's got the, uh, jolly green cash giant pooping in his hand and everything's going great. So, what happens next? I mean, are you gonna sell out to the man?::Henry: You know, it's funny, I don't think I would have the ability to do it.

Car Heckler Driver: You suck, Batman! Where's Robin? Where's the Joker?

Captain Chaotic: So, do you see yourself more as a musician or as a comedian?::Henry: Well, I've always liked to say that I got foot in the music door and one foot in the comedy door. So I don't know if you can really picture that or not. I'm not really getting anywhere, I'm just kinda humping the wall in-between the two doors.

Matt: I had sex with Carrie today::Henry: Really?::Matt: No.

Matt: Hi, can I have something fruity with an umbrella in it, please? Something to get me messed up in a hurry?::Becca: Oh, I'm sorry, we just have beer and wine.::Matt: Then I'll take that bottle right there and one glass and a pretty smile.::Becca: Oka... okay.

Henry: One time I was watching a documentary on hallucinogenic drugs... ah, which I think is really the best way to watch a documentary, if you get a chance.

Ren yu duo duo (2005)

Actors

• Yueh-hsin Chu (actor)
• Duncan Lai (actor)
• Andy Lau (actor)
• Vivian Hsu (actress)
• Pinky Juan (actress)
• Kang-i Lee (actress)
• Nana Tang (actress)
• Andy Lau (producer)
• Aileen Li (producer)
• Lorna Tee (producer)
• Elliot Tong (producer)
• Josh Yeh (producer)
• Michelle Yeh (producer)
• Daniel Yu Wai-Kwok (producer)
• Yun Chan Lee (writer)

Genres

• Drama
• Fantasy
• Romance

WCW Wrestle War (1991)

Actors

• Randy Anderson (actor)
• Steve Borden (actor)
• DeWayne Bruce (actor)
• Bobby Eaton (actor)
• Sid Eudy (actor)
• Ric Flair (actor)
• Jimmy 'Jam' Garvin (actor)
• Jorge Gonzáles (actor)
• Stan Hansen (actor)
• Jason Hervey (actor)
• Paul Heyman (actor)
• Curtis Hughes (actor)
• Oliver Humperdink (actor)
• Brad James (actor)
• Arn Anderson (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Sport

The Cross and the Switchblade (1970)

Actors

• Norman Bly (actor)
• Pat Boone (actor)
• Victor Bumbalo (actor)
• Sam Capuano (actor)
• Sal Christi (actor)
• Alex Colon (actor)
• David Connell (actor)
• Jackie Cronin (actor)
• Mark Dawson (actor)
• Dino DeFilippi (actor)
• Jay Devlin (actor)
• Erik Estrada (actor)
• Stanley Finesmith (actor)
• Gil Frazier (actor)
• Don Blakely (actor)

Genres

• Biography
• Crime
• Drama

Taglines:

Now an explosive motion picture!

Quotes:

Nicky Cruz: You come near me and I'll kill you!::David Wilkerson: Yeah, you could do that. You could cut me up into a thousand pieces and lay them in the street, and every piece will still love you.

David Wilkerson: You wouldn't be afraid to shake hands with a skinny preacher, would you?

Big Cat: [First time seeing the Bishops] Tell the man we have arrived. We are the chosen people. We are the Bishops.

Big Cat: Tell me, Preach. This God of yours, does he rumble?::David Wilkerson: Yeah... Yeah, he rumbles. He's fighting for you right now.

Nicky Cruz: What's the matter with me? Why does he have to pick on me?::Israel: Because you're the worst. Craziest bastard there is. If he can reach you, he can reach anybody.

Big Cat: Big Cat's the name and jitter-buggin's my game. Now let's get this thing together, ace. Time and place.

Little Bo: Hey, he wants to meet the gang. Why don't you take him inside?::Angela: I can't. Mau-Maus are waiting for a war council with the Bishops. My brother's inside.::David Wilkerson: It's all right, Bo. We'll go in.::Little Bo: Now wait a minute, I don't know. Like I said, I'm a loner. I swing from one gang to another, they might not like it.::Angela: You're just afraid they might cut you.::Little Bo: Oh go on, take him in!::Angela: Anh-anh. I ain't gonna get bawled out... unless you give me five dollars.::Little Bo: C'mon, you can turn him loose once he's inside the door.::Angela: Five dollars is my price.::Little Bo: [pulls David away to talk in privacy] Five dollars is this chick's top dollar. For that you get two joints of marijuana, her body AND two bits change.::David Wilkerson: Should I give her some money?::Little Bo: Two bucks top. [David reaches for his wallet] You better make it three, you don't wanna insult her pride... [they walk back to Angela] Cat could only swing two.::Little Bo: [hands Angela two dollars while she keeps one for herself]

David Wilkerson: Some of you are so blind that you're heading for a ditch and you don't even know it.

Israel: Hey! My name's in the Bible! Israel! Israel! Israel! Israel! I'm pratically on every page!

Rosa: Hey Preach, this god of yours... What's he gonna do for me? I'm a mainliner. You know, the hot stuff. Heroin! A whole mountain of snow white. That's heaven. What have you got? huh?::David Wilkerson: I-I don't have any magic cure.::Rosa: Then what did you come here for?

Biao (1949)

Actors

• Zhi Cheng (actor)
• Yang Shen (actor)
• Zhaoqian Sun (actor)
• Zhen-Dong Tian (actor)
• Wenlong Yang (actor)
• Zhongying Yu (actor)
• Ruide Zhou (actor)
• Yuanyuan Cai (actress)
• Pin Li (actress)
• Zuolin Huang (writer)
• Zuolin Huang (director)

Genres

• Drama