• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Kalamazoo - Primus
• Kalamazoo - Ben Folds
• Kalamazoo - Glenn Miller
• Kalamazoo - Ben Folds Five
• Kalamazoo - Luna

A B C D E F G H I gotta gal wears her toenails long
Drives a red Barracude, singin' meat packer songs
And she ain't from Kalamazoo
A B C D E F G H I gotta 'friend lived in a Mercedes-Benz
Then a '55 Chrysler where the trunk never ends
And the plates say Kalamazoo
He had a steady job and watched what he spent
He'd say I don't believe in payin' no goddamn rent
I'll squirrel away every goddamn cent
And buy my own damn house in Kalamazoo
She turned to the world with a bastard child
Said, "I just can't handle him he's too damn wild'
But the years and the liquor have made him mild

Ran out of time
Running my mouth
Ran up a tab and
all the way from Kalamazoo
On my way back home
I was surely stoned
Now I'm sober in my yard
Can't believe I was there
Can't believe I've been anywhere else
If there was a time
I almost forgot
We had me drifting all the way from
Kalamazoo
and I said I love you too
All the way back home
There's an old joke
I just made up
How many of me would it take
to screw up your life?
One to settle down,
One to turn you 'round
Now I'm sober in my yard
I was gonna say you have to be there
but I forget that you're still there
Seems like you'd be frozen
Frozen there in time
Waving your goodbyes
Up to the sky
Place on the map
Is fading away
I must have been lost in more than one way
Kalamazoo
Don't you know that I've been there too?
And it'd put your mind more at ease
If you'd say these words and release

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I got a gal
(In Kalamazoo)
Don't want to boast but I know she's the toast of
(Kalamazoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo)
Years have gone by
(My my, how she grew)
I liked her looks when I carried her books in
(Kalamazoo zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo)
I'm gonna send away, hoppin' on a plane
(Leavin' today)
Am I dreamin', I can hear her screamin'
("Hiya, Mr. Jackson")
(Everything's O K A L A M A Z O)
(Oh, what a gal, a real pipperoo
I'll make my bid for that freckle-faced kid I'm hurryin' to
(I'm goin' to Michigan to see the sweetest gal)
In Kalamazoo
(Zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo)
(Kalamazoo)
(L A M A Z O)
Oh, oh, oh, oh what a gal, a real pipperoo
(We're goin' to Michigan to see the sweetest gal in Kalamazoo)
Zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo
Zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo

Ran out of time, running my mouth
Ran up a tab and all the way back to Kalamazoo
All the way back home
I was surely stoned, now I'm sober in my yard
Can you believe I was there?
Can you believe I've been anywhere else?
There was a time, almost forgot, we had been drifting all the way to Kalamazoo
And I said that I loved you too
All the way back home
There's a little joke, I just made up
How many of me would it take to screw up your life?
One to settle down, one to turn you around
Now I'm sober in my yard
I would say you had to be there, now I regret that you're still there
Seems like you've been frozen, frozen there in time
Waving your goodbyes
Up to the sky
You place on the ..... has faded away
Used to be lost in more than one way
Kalamazoo, don't you know that I've been there too
And it'd put your mind more at ease
If you'd say those words of release

Well the week is to short
But the days is so long
Livin' with sick people
Makes me feel so strong
And as the sun peaks in
On an afternoon drunk
All the green green bottles
But it won't last forever
Nim-nee nim-nee nim-nee ah
Nim-nee nim-nee nim-nee hey, oh
Nim-nee nim-nee nim-nee ah
Nim-nee nim-nee nim-nee hey
Well if the war is over
And the monsters have won
If the war is over
I'm gonna have some fun
And as the sun peaks in
On an afternoon drunk
All the green green bottles
But it won't last forever
Nim-nee nim-nee nim-nee ah
Nim-nee nim-nee nim-nee he, oh
Nim-nee nim-nee nim-nee ah