Gossip Girl

Welcome to New York's Upper East side where the wealthy and connected mingle at benefits and try to deal with their always dramatic love lives, not to mention picking colleges. Blair Waldorf is the so-called toast of adolescence in her world; she and her friends, Kati Farkas and Isabel Coates, go to a prep school and fancy parties with their rich parents. Blair is envied by her adversaries because she is thought to have the perfect life, not just because of her gorgeous boyfriend, Nate Archibald, but because she's also planning on getting into her dream college, Yale. With everyone worried about college(or procrastinating on worrying, which everyone seems to be doing), and junior year dragging along, her seemingly perfect life is interrupted by her ex-best friend, the beautiful Serena van der Woodsen, coming back into town after getting kicked out of boarding school. Serena comes back into her life, and into the eyes of Blair's boy friend. When everything Blair knows starts to fall apart, everyone will realize that her life is far from perfect. Will life in the the Upper East Side redeem itself of what it's really supposed to be? Or will the false facade reveal that the rich have the same problems as the not so rich (Jenny and Dan Humphrey), if not more. And just maybe Jenny and Dan are all the more happy with their simple, not so expectant lives.

Cast

• Blake Lively
• Leighton Meester
• Penn Badgley
• Chace Crawford
• Kristen Bell
• Taylor Momsen
• Ed Westwick
• Jessica Szohr
• Kelly Rutherford
• Matthew Settle
• Kaylee DeFer
• Stephen Sapienza
• Zuzanna Szadkowski
• Connor Paolo
• Robert John Burke
• Sara DeRosa
• Margaret Colin
• Hugo Becker
• Anna Kuchma

• Season 1
• Episode 1: Pilot
  Chuck Bass: Who's the newbie?::Kati Farkas: Jenny Humphrey. She's a freshman.::Chuck Bass: I love fr...
• Episode 2: The Wild Brunch
  Blair Waldorf: [to Serena] I must have totally blanked on the part where I invited you over....
• Episode 3: Poison Ivy
  Serena van der Woodsen: What's that?::Blair Waldorf: It's a letter. I wrote it while you where in bo...
• Episode 4: Bad News Blair
  Serena van der Woodsen: Blair, Blair wait where are you going? Blair, wait why are you so mad?::Blai...
• Episode 5: Dare Devil
  Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Here's an inside tip, Little J: The faster you rise, the harder you fall. ...
• Episode 6: The Handmaiden's Tale
  Blair Waldorf: Who does this Dan Humphrey think he is? Serena is putting up a strong front but I can...
• Episode 7: Victor/Victrola
  Blair Waldorf: Thanks for the lift home.::Chuck Bass: You were... amazing up there....
• Episode 8: Seventeen Candles
  Chuck Bass: [to Blair] Something this beautiful deserves to be seen on someone worthy of its beauty....
• Episode 9: Blair Waldorf Must Pie!
  Eleanor Waldorf: Blair, he left us::Blair Waldorf: No mom he left you....
• Episode 10: Hi, Society
  Blair Waldorf: A girl wants Romeo not Hamlet.::Serena van der Woodsen: Romeo died....
• Episode 11: Roman Holiday
  Blair Waldorf: Hey! Nice holiday spirit scrooge! [trying to flag down a cab but it doesn't stop for ...
• Episode 12: School Lies
  Chuck Bass: How glad are you to see our families merge, Sis?::Serena van der Woodsen: So glad that i...
• Episode 13: A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate
  Blair Waldorf: Game over.::Chuck Bass: It's not over until I say it's over.::Blair Waldorf: Well, ha...
• Episode 14: The Blair Bitch Project
  Blair Waldorf: How do you manage to get out of everything unscathed?::Serena van der Woodsen: Becaus...
• Episode 15: Desperately Seeking Serena
  Dan Humphrey: Hey I've been wondering where you were.::Chuck Bass: You mean all of your life.::Dan H...
• Episode 16: All About My Brother
  Serena van der Woodsen: Why the long face? Are you still sad Mom wouldn't let you go to Monte Carlo ...
• Episode 17: Woman on the Verge
  Nate Archibald: She's right, Serena. I mean, none of us are saints.::Blair Waldorf: [looks at Chuck]...
• Episode 18: Much 'I Do' About Nothing
  Blair Waldorf: [after waking up in bed together] You were on the floor!::Chuck Bass: I hurt my back....
• Season 2
• Episode 1: Summer Kind of Wonderful
  Blair Waldorf: Damn that mother chucker!...
• Episode 2: Never Been Marcused
  Blair Waldorf: Oh my effing God!...
• Episode 3: The Dark Night
  Vanessa Abrams: I didn't sign up for some creepy love triangle with you and someone's mom.::Nate Arc...
• Episode 4: The Ex-Files
  Dan Humphrey: Google revenge, get blairwaldorf.com...
• Episode 5: The Serena Also Rises
  Blair Waldorf: Don't ever go to high school, Dorota....
• Episode 6: New Haven Can Wait
  Blair Waldorf: [Blair referring to Serena to her Yale interviewer] Well I'm aware that I lack some p...
• Episode 7: Chuck in Real Life
  Gossip Girl: But most times it takes just one person, who is truly afraid to show what they feel, ge...
• Episode 8: Pret-a-Poor-J
  Serena van der Woodsen: Hey, hey, do you know what happened? Why is Blair so upset?::Dan Humphrey: L...
• Episode 9: There Might be Blood
  Emma Boardman: Aren't you done? You won. You, Muffy, my mom. I'm the only loser.::Blair Waldorf: You...
• Episode 10: Bonfire of the Vanity
  Blair Waldorf: I wanted a Harry Winston choker for my birthday. Instead I got a conscience....
• Episode 11: The Magnificent Archibalds
  Blair Waldorf: Remember, Serena doesn't share.::Serena van der Woodsen: Remember, Blair should learn...
• Episode 12: It's a Wonderful Lie
  Vanessa Abrams: That's easy for you to say, you didn't just pull a Janet Jackson at the Snowflake Ba...
• Episode 13: O Brother, Where Bart Thou?
  Blair Waldorf: Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist....
• Episode 14: In the Realm of the Basses
  Blair Waldorf: You idiot! You don't surprise someone standing off the edge of a building!...
• Episode 15: Gone with the Will
  Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Is lowly Lonely Boy cheating on our queen? Sound unlikely? Does the name G...
• Episode 16: You've Got Yale!
  Eric van der Woodsen: [Eric walks in on his mom and Rufus kissing] I would say get a room, but yours...
• Episode 17: Carrnal Knowledge
  Vanessa Abrams: So you ratted on Blair? You Templeton!...
• Episode 18: The Age of Dissonance
  Nate Archibald: I hate pretentious asshats who try to steal other people's girlfriends....
• Episode 19: The Grandfather
  Devastated by the recent plot twist in her life, Blair turns her back on her predictable Waldorf exi...
• Episode 20: Remains of the J
  Jenny Humphrey: You know at least last year it was my face on the cake. And the people at my party m...
• Episode 21: Seder Anything
  Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Baruch Atah ay dios mio! This Passover is going to get its own Spanish Inq...
• Episode 22: Southern Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
  Georgina Sparks returns to the Upper East Side after undergoing a major transformation from a born-a...
• Episode 23: The Wrath of Con
  Georgina Sparks: You can tell "Jesus", the bitch is back....
• Episode 24: Valley Girls
  Rick Rhodes: You're late.::Lily Rhodes: Sorry, I couldn't find any parking.::Rick Rhodes: That's wha...
• Episode 25: The Goodbye Gossip Girl
  Chuck Bass: I was a coward running away again. But everywhere I went, you caught up with me, so I ha...
• Season 3
• Episode 1: Reversals of Fortune
  [first lines]::Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Welcome back Upper East Siders. After a long hot summer awa...
• Episode 2: The Freshmen
  During Georgina's party, the song playing the 'Cobra Starship' (qv) song 'Good Girls Go Bad,' which ...
• Episode 3: The Lost Boy
  It's an Upper East Side face-off when Blair and Chuck both set their sights on a particular item up ...
• Episode 4: Dan de Fleurette
  Blair Waldorf: Chuck, NYU is not the Upper East Side. They don't care about Constance, or social hie...
• Episode 5: Rufus Getting Married
  Lily and Rufus decide to move up their wedding to the next day, but a series of complications threat...
• Episode 6: Enough About Eve
  Vanessa and Blair both take to scheming to be given the honor of giving the freshman toast at NYU. M...
• Episode 7: How to Succeed in Bassness
  When Lily asks if one of Jenny's outfits still fits her, she holds up one of Jenny's old designs fro...
• Episode 8: The Grandfather: Part II
  Dan Humphrey: [to Olivia and Serena] Well, as much as I enjoy my current girlfriend talking to my ex...
• Episode 9: They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?
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• Episode 10: The Last Days of Disco Stick
  Chuck Bass: I'm Chuck Bass. Even Europeans should know what that means....
• Episode 11: The Treasure of Serena Madre
  As Thanksgiving draws near, Blair suspects her mother, Eleanor, has been keeping a big secret from h...
• Episode 12: The Debarted
  Blair Waldorf: You're strong. You carry people. You carry me....
• Episode 13: The Hurt Locket
  Nate and Serena decide to explore the boundaries of their friendship. Blair suspects that Chuck is h...
• Episode 14: The Lady Vanished
  Dan Humphrey: [sees the photo boot] Problem solved! What could be friendlier than taking a mock phot...
• Episode 15: The Sixteen Year Old Virgin
  Despite being grounded, Jenny continues to see Damien who tells Jenny that he wants to have sex with...
• Episode 16: The Empire Strikes Jack
  Chuck finds himself once again at odds with his uncle, Jack Bass. Eleanor puts Blair in charge of ma...
• Episode 17: Inglourious Bassterds
  Chuck and Blair are faced with the most difficult decision they have ever faced as a couple. Serena ...
• Episode 18: The Unblairable Lightness of Being
  Nate Archibald: [about Chuck] And whatever he did, I'm sure you can find a suitable punishment for h...
• Episode 19: Dr. Estrangeloved
  Gossip Girl: On the Upper East Side, sometimes the wrong prescription is just what the doctor orders...
• Episode 20: It's a Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad World
  Gossip Girl: What do you say, Serena? Who's your daddy? XOXO, Gossip Girl....
• Episode 21: Ex-Husbands and Wives
  Gossip Girl: Be careful - once darkness descends true natures emerge and everything's a fair game. U...
• Episode 22: Last Tango, Then Paris
  Serena van der Woodsen: Hey. Didn't expect to find you here, staring at babies.::Dan Humphrey: Turns...
• Season 4
• Episode 1: Belles de Jour
  Every Gossip Girl episode title is a word play on the title of a movie. This episode's refers to _Be...
• Episode 2: Double Identity
  Vanessa Abrams: Stop talking.::Dan Humphrey: You know I'm not good at that.::Vanessa Abrams: I think...
• Episode 3: The Undergraduates
  Blair Waldorf: Once men have tasted caviar, it baffles me how they settle for catfish....
• Episode 4: Touch of Eva
  Chuck's passport lists his real name as "Charles Bartholomew Bass", his birthday is 19th January, 19...
• Episode 5: Goodbye, Columbia
  Chuck Bass: [after smelling the cherry pie Blair has, thanks to his pre-emptive strike, in vain offe...
• Episode 6: Easy J
  Blair Waldorf: [to her "minions"] Yours is not to wonder why, yours is to do or die!...
• Episode 7: War at the Roses
  Blair is caught off-guard - and not in a good way - by a surprise guest at her birthday party. Havin...
• Episode 8: Juliet Doesn't Live Here Anymore
  Chuck and Blair decide it's in both their best interests to put the past behind them and end their v...
• Episode 9: The Witches of Bushwick
  Juliet Sharp: I should have known that taking down Serena involved wearing the perfect dress.::Jenny...
• Episode 10: Gaslit
  Chuck, Serena, Blair, Dan, Jenny and Eric find themselves faced with a crisis when a member of one o...
• Episode 11: The Townie
  Blair Waldorf: We can't do nothing for three days. Who knows how far Juliet could get in that time?:...
• Episode 12: The Kids Are Not All Right
  A former associate of Chuck's father, Russell Thorpe - along with his daughter Raina - returns to Ma...
• Episode 13: Damien Darko
  Blair is ecstatic to land an internship at W Magazine, but the thrill quickly fades when she finds o...
• Episode 14: Panic Roommate
  Blair enlists Nate's help to win over her high-strung boss, Epperly, at W Magazine. Damien stirs up ...
• Episode 15: It-Girl Happened One Night
  With Russell Thorpe poised for a takeover attempt of Bass Industries, Chuck makes one last-ditch eff...
• Episode 16: While You Weren't Sleeping
  Dan Humphrey: Now, what's so urgent?::Blair Waldorf: I wanted to tell you... that you were right... ...
• Episode 17: Empire of the Son
  Chuck Bass: [stunned tone] You're lying.::Russell Thorpe: No. Belive me, I wish I was. Because of yo...
• Episode 18: The Kids Stay in the Picture
  As Lily awaits the consequences of her decision, William van der Woodsen, CeCe and Lily's sister, Ca...
• Episode 19: Petty in Pink
  Serena enlists Charlie to go undercover Gossip Girl-style to determine why Dan and Blair are spendin...
• Episode 20: The Princesses and the Frog
  Blair's dreams appear to be coming true, but Serena threatens to jeopardize it all by dredging up Bl...
• Episode 21: Shattered Bass
  Charlie is finally starting to feel less like a fish-out-of-water with Serena and her friends, but c...
• Episode 22: The Wrong Goodbye
  Vanessa Abrams: [into her cell phone] Hey, Dan.::Dan Humphrey: [into his phone] Are you okay? I didn...
• Season 5
• Episode 1: Yes, Then Zero
  Every Gossip Girl episode title is a word play on the title of a movie. This episode's refers to _Le...
• Episode 2: Beauty and the Feast
  [last lines]::Blair Waldorf: I don't wanna lose everything.::Dan Humphrey: You'll still have me.::Go...
• Episode 3: Jewel of Denial
• Episode 3: The Jewel of Denial
  Serena Van Der Woodsen: Stop worrying about your mom. CeCe won't tell a soul you're here, and she pr...
• Episode 4: Memoirs of an Invisible Dan
  Dan Humphrey: Hey, everyone, thank you so much for coming.::Serena Van Der Woodsen: I only have five...
• Episode 5: The Fasting and the Furious
  Sophie Grimaldi: The last thing this family needs is another bastard....
• Episode 6: I Am Number Nine
  Serena Van Der Woodsen: So, Mr. Screenwriter... Are you ready for your your first ever development m...
• Episode 7: The Big Sleep No More
  Chuck Bass: Being decent is more of a struggle than I thought....
• Episode 8: All the Pretty Sources
  Charlie Rhodes: I never wanted to have to tell you this, but for some time now... I've been pretendi...
• Episode 9: Rhodes to Perdition
  Every Gossip Girl episode title is a word play on the title of a movie. This episode's title refers ...
• Episode 10: Riding in Town Cars with Boys
  Dan Humphrey: When you told me about the idea of rewriting the ending of my story, I thought maybe.....
• Episode 11: The End of the Affair?
  Chuck Bass: Did you know Blair was back in town?::Dan Humphrey: No. I live in Brooklyn. Without Goss...
• Episode 12: Father and the Bride
  Nate Archibald: I've read every piece of The Spectator since I started there, and unless Christina A...
• Episode 13: G.G.
  Georgina Sparks: Bless us, Father. I have a feeling we're about to sin....
• Episode 14: The Backup Dan
  Blair Waldorf: I wanna apologize. Everything you said was right. I could never have survived this la...
• Episode 15: Crazy, Cupid, Love
  It's Valentine's Day on the Upper East Side and Blair can't resist playing cupid for someone she lov...
• Episode 16: Cross Rhodes
  The scene in which Blair Waldorf discovers that Dan Humphrey attended an awards ceremony for an essa...
• Episode 17: The Princess Dowry
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• Episode 18: Con-Heir
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• Episode 19: It Girl, Interrupted
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• Episode 20: Salon of the Dead
  To celebrate their official coming out as a couple, Blair and Dan host a glamorous British-themed Sa...
• Episode 21: Despicable B
  Rufus Humphrey: Apparently you had a dinner here tonight... so I read from a news feed about having ...
• Episode 22: Raiders of the Lost Art
  Chuck, Nate, Blair, Serena and Lola team up to uncover what they think is an explosive secret betwee...
• Episode 23: The Fugitives
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• Episode 24: The Return of the Ring
  Bart Bass: What did you want to discuss?::Chuck Bass: You said that this was a family business. What...
• Season 6
• Episode 1: Gone Maybe Gone
  Blair Waldorf: I am with him! Or at least I will be. We made a pact. We have things we need to do on...
• Episode 2: High Infidelity
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• Episode 3: Dirty Rotten Scandals
  Blair Waldorf: How could you do this to me? Just because I didn't give your geriatric boyfriend a se...
• Episode 4: Portrait of a Lady Alexander
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• Episode 5: Monstrous Ball
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• Episode 6: Where the Vile Things Are
  The title is a reference to Maurice Sendak's 1963 children's book 'Where the Wild Things Are.' It wa...
• Episode 7: Save the Last Chance
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• Episode 8: It's Really Complicated
  Rufus Humphrey: They kicked you out too, didn't they? I saw your piece on Serena. You let me off eas...
• Episode 9: The Revengers
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• Episode 10: New York, I Love You XOXO
  Gossip Girl: Hey, Upper East Siders. Gossip Girl here. And I have the biggest news ever.::Rachel Bil...